http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
alternative
http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
http://youarelistening.to/chicago (Feed + Ambient Music)
>Nig on Nig action
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
>check yo keys
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Zone-10 (local anon's beat)
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/?m=1
donate to the dindu slayers, Law Enforcment officers, sassy dispatchers and protectors against the night
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
Current Time in Chicago: 10:09 PM
>>79243441
TONIGHT...
>ROBERT
>WATCH YOUR KEYS
>Jigaboo Central Time
>please clap
>fags boyfriend beating him up
>guy asking police to go into friends house who he thinks suicided
>actives shoter
>gang mob of ten people fighting in apartment
>Guy getting beat up by his girlfriend.
>30 males fighting in the street no weapons
>SHOTS FIRED Driver female, wearing a helmet, unknown race.
>SHOTS FIRED...Two black males
>neighbor threw a mattress into her yard
>Trash can fires
>middle eastern male with a backpack romaing the streets
>Drunk parents yelling at juvenile daughter
>six shots in the air it's nothing
>MISSING 50 y/o female "Anna" got disappeared while running with her club...
>...So she caught a cab and went home. ("I guess she couldn't keep up, huh?")
>COMMERCIAL ALARM
>Nig stole a purse, has a gun, running through a parkinglot
>Domestic Battery
>WATCH THOSE KEYS ROBERT. WE GOT AN OPEN KEY IN ZONE 3.
>Check your partner's keys! :3
>Confusion over purses being snatched. Is it one? Is it two? WHO KNOWS?!
>2 Car accident, one injury, refusing EMS
>2 fucked up nigs in a white blazer, passing out, trying to drive off
>MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED
>drunk cracker throwing perfectly good beer at a car
>Battery in progress, black male/female across from a church
>50 Partying assholes shooting fireworks
What a goddamn city.
7-11 ROBERT
Chicago PD is the American equivalent of the Nights Watch.
Robert has been busy tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij2MXsGRHu4
Evening everyone
>nog screaming in background
First for U-Haul
Is Robert Kek?
second for dem keys
>>79243441
Check yo keys Robert
7-11 ROBERT
>7-11 ROBERT
7-11 ROBERT
>7-11 ROBERT
ceyull phonee
>muffled noises sounding like screaming
>you need some help out their?
>yeah I'm fine
Shit I thought he dieded their for a second
Xth for black male in a white t-shirt
>>79243666
oh satan
https://www.google.com/maps/search/2258+west+chicago+ave/@38.5079241,-76.6585977,15z/data=!3m1!4b1
How's that bingo board coming along?
Curious: are you able to tell what these people are saying all the time or only some of it?
>>79243711
look at your fucking digits, mate!
>>79243666
Another UHAUL? There was one previous tonight, like 20min ago.
>>79243690
Has to be one of Keks minions on this earth, the guy is unstoppable.
>>79243607
The night is dark and full of niggers
Updates nigger
ROBERT AT 7/11
>>79243760
thought i was the only one who couldnt tell what some of them were saying
>>79243711
holy shit, son
>>79243760
I understand most, some of the cops talk really quietly
STEPH CURRY ABOUT TO SHOOT SOME NIGGAS
STEPHEN CURRY
>>79243800
>>79243760
Pretty much all of it.
>>79243557
And Missing Person report, 5' 5" 150 lb. female, first timer in the running club, later texted friend she just quit the race
GOT A MALE BLACK TALL BALD
OAKLEY AND JACKSON
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Jackson+%26+Oakley/@41.8776421,-87.6863203,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x880e2d426afbc3b3:0x1af4e4952fd24c8b!8m2!3d41.8776381!4d-87.6841316
>>79243711
kek blesses a happening at 7-11
SHOTS FIRED
You live in the city with one of the most decorated NBA teams of all time and you run around with a Curry jersey on like a bandsagon bitch? I hope that asshole gets killed.
>>79243768
>>79243711
by god...
kek wills it, Robert will have a good night
10-12 SHOTS FIRED
Mercy Hospital?
Is Chicago Left4Dead?
10-12 shots fired
>10 to 20 shots heard
is it happening?
>>79243711
>711
>>79243850
It's all gone down hill...
>>79243441
SHOTS FIRED IN LANGLEY
>40th street
>shots fired
>i repeat, shots fired
HERE WE GO LADS
>>79243817
I'm thinking we also make a drinking game off this. I got some tastey whipped cream vodka and coke to drink.
>>79243817
>whites helping in black crime
No, I mean like literally a cucking in progress as in someone's Girlfriend phone was answered by a dude and hung up or something
Is there anyway to have the police scanner output to text?
SPIC BEGGING FOR MONEY AND DRINKING A 40
>>79243937
Just wednesday night, anon. Relax.
kek drinking a 40 oz.
AHHAAHAH beggingf for money drinking a 40 ounce and she breaks out laughing
>>79243800
the black walkers
Hispanic panhandler drinking a 40
DRINKIN DAT FORTAY
NEED MOAR MONEY FOR DEM FORTAYS
scratchy
Go to google street view and look up some of these locations, crazy. I've seen nicer shit in cracktown jamaica.
>>79244001
you realize in Canada an active shooting would be highly unusual right?
>>79243779
Not yet. Wait for it.
>>79243800
Kek.
>ALL THOSE SHOTS BEIGN FIRED
>>79244040
GIBZ ME DAT MONAY
>>79243441
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vUkMdj2fZ8
>>79243987
speech-to-text app and route the audio back into the app?
>>79243957
Not even a Finn or Russian could survive that much alcohol.
Drink for
Shots fired
Black male
Red clothes
Finish drink:
Uhaul
Homicide
>>79243977
Oh, makes sense. I'd call the cops and tell them to bring the body box if that happened.
Update
>>79244088
Not in Surrey m8
>while domesticating
>>79244121
I'd like to meet the speech-to-text app that can handle this fucking scanner.
>>79244121
That's what I was thinking, but I can barely make out what they're hearing myself, an app probably won't be able to decipher the audio
How are they all drunk right now with work in the morning?
>>79243987
i wish there was a way i could listen to threads instead of read them
>while they were domesticating
You learn something new every day.
>Charlie
>>79244221
screen readers bruh
>79244190
huh. guess I just live in a sheltered area then
feels good not being poor
>>79244212
>nigs
>work
Welcome to America, you must be new here.
>>79244180
Robert needs to be the free square in the middle, m8.
>>79244088
Not unless its winnipeg
>>79244212
>Implying they work other than standing on the welfare line
>>79244274
woops
meant to reply to >>79244190
>>79244221
http://www.naturalreaders.com/index.html
The craziest shit about Chicago vs other city scanners is the complete boredom in their voices, even when talking about a dozen gunshots heard.
This city is out of control.
>>79244296
>>79244303
>>79244278
>>79244212
They ARE at work.
Drugs might sell them selves, but somebody has to physically hand them over.
Got a scanner and I am close to Chicago, anyone know what zone we are listening to? or is it the collective zones combined? i wouldnt mind connecting all of them together
>mfw driving earlier and saw a sign for a place called Roberts
I started cackling like an idiot for a minute there.
>>79244262
>>79244338
holy shit
>>79244088
I'm dt Toronto. One night I heard shots, looked downstairs and saw a dude running and then jumping into a car that pulled up.
They happen fairly often
>>79244199
audio out to low-pass filter to speech-to-text app then?
tfw you realize you're enabling them by paying into the welfare state.
>>79244212
>work
I shiggely-diggely
>>79244427
It is city-wide net. Collected zones.
>>79244296
Yeah, and there can be multiple spaces for shots fired.
Shots fired with no description, shots fired with description, shots fired with guy in red panties, etc.
>>79244428
What is Robert and check yo keys
>>79244377
Easy way to make a hard living
>>79244449
yep browsers are setup to do this already.
>ugh another call shots fired
Another shots fired, possible shootout
1500 Trumbull multiple shots fired
Lol two multiple gunshot calls at two separate locations within 5 minutes.
>>79244127
German and Irish, I also had asthma as a kid. The albuterol shit for my nebulizer was medical grade vodka and albuterol. I will try my damnedest genosse.
>>79244177
Nah, white shirt. Those are more common.
The trick to making the game fun, get some regular coke or a chaser in a second glass.
Have two columns, one column is drink chaser the other is drink booze.
If too many points for one happens in an alotted time period, you switch to the other column.
EG white shirts and shots fired x5 in 10 minutes you switch to drink booze. Uhaul, whatever, too fast and you switch to chaser to prevent alcohol poisoning.
>>79244377
yeah but no one's going to give you shit for dealing drugs with a hangover m80
teens in the alley fighting, some are bloody
Shots fired - DRINK!
>thats da reason why im acksking
>>79244510
robert is a general acknowledge but i was listening this afternoon and they didn't use it at all
>>79244530
Except for all the bullets in asses.
>men fighting in the alleys some of them bloody
shit these cops better be careful they don't want to catch any stds or some shit
>>79244190
>>79244298
>>79244453
I'm in Aurora ON
If someone fired a shot half the city would dial the police
>>79244617
war of the apes
>>79244627
She's getting cheeky now
Last two numbers is the amount of murders we get tonight
>>79244485
got it, time to start punching in the codes...
460.12500
460.17500
460.27500
460.32500
460.35000
460.25000
460.30000
460.52500
For anybody that has a scanner in the area and wants the codes.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ROBERT STOP KEYING THE FUCKING MIC
man in wheelchair ran into car, scratched it
Does Chicago ever stop or is this nonsense on 24/7?
>>79244296
Fucking there. Fine.
WHERE LADY ROSA AT?
wheelchair man rams into car
>>79244510
Robert is phonetic alphabet for R, which is applied to patrol numbers that dispatched as "relief."
"Check your keys" means check your radio and make sure it's not the one transmitting and messing up the channel.
Nigga stole my wheelchair and is ramming cars with it.
>>79244722
It gets worse at night
>>79244722
Only on NigsAtNite™
>>79244666
>>men fighting in the alleys some of them bloody
You ain't kidding, Satan.
>>79244699
>>79243711
wtf. im bout to go buy a lotto ticket at 7 11
>>79244699
max 'em out son
>>79244722
i was listening this afternoon and it was pretty tame. summertime and nighttime bring out the best
>woman reporting that a black arm tried to drag her into one of the city's storm drains
>12 PEOPLE FIGHTING THROWING BRICKS AND BOTTLES
fucking bottle kids
>3rd shots fired
>BOTTLES AND BRICKS BEING THROWN
>10 SHOTS
>man in wheelchair scratching cay
Ghost detected.
>a dozen boys and girls fighting with bottles and bricks
>10 shots fired
>>79244846
Sounds like a jolly good time to me fammo
>Niggers throwing bottles and bricks
I just joined and heard this. Jesus christ just fucking Cluster Bomb Chicago and be done with it.
>>79244211
checked, also let me see if my DAW can clean it up well enough to capture it i'ma play around with this for a bit never tried this before
>>79244846
I WISH THAT I COULD BE LIKE THE BOTTLE KIDS
Shots fired, everybody take a drink
>3 in the chest
mad?
>>79244725
basketball court bottom right block
>his computer got shot
>my computer is shot
this is getting out of fucking hand robert
>>79244911
Glug - gonna be drunk soon
>>79244868
KEK
HOLY FUCK GUY SHOT 3 TIMES
>>79244911
YOUR DIGITS, ROBERT.
>>79244840
Chuds confirmed?
CRIME LAB
>3 shots to the chest
RIP
>ones been shot 3 times in the chest
>if they die were definitely taking this to the crime lab
Holy shit it's escalating
>Not sure if he is still with us, and don't fucking care
>car opening device
Ever heard of keys?
>shot 3 times in the chest
>>79244907
If you use adblock to block an element and click that little line underneath the banner it will hide all the post numbers, ID and that whole header on each post
>>79244009
he is still right. you pay for the bread sticks when you buy the over priced pasta. oh unlimited soup they must make like no money. you're paying for it learn basic math.
>shots fired
drink drink drink
Disturbance on the basketball court, Robert.
>>79243557
>drunk cracker throwing perfectly good beer at a car
"Go home, Dave. Don't let me catch you out here again."
5th separate shots fired in the last 15 minutes.
>>79245055
Finish drink
>>79244967
Does he mean his computers broken? Or actually shot
Another common one for the Chicongo scanner is
>"I need you to determine... Is this a 041A or a 0110?"
041 is "person shot" and 110 is "homicide."
Been popping Xanax every shots fired since i don't drink I will be dead soon,
3 shots for the guy that got shot 3 times?
Basketball court needs to be on the bingo card
CAR
OPENING
DEVICE
>>79245156
Yes
GOTTA CAR OPENING DEVICE
>CHECK YOUR KEYS
Confirms what everyone knows. Niggers are criminals.
>>79245210
Yup
>>79245154
Don't do that! You'll miss the holiday weekend@
>shooting on foot patrol
that counts
drink drink drink
>>79245096
cheers.
>>79245154
xanax are for dummies... don't be a loser stay xana free.
>>79245299
FACK x 2 fur dubs
who else comfy this weekend listening to this shit over the holiday?
>>79245154
xanax ruins lives
Multiple people I know have gone to jail or nearly died
>>79243441
>Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Only 101 listeners right now. Is /pol/ too busy jerkin it to listen?
>black
>selling drugs
of course
SHOTS FIRED IN DISTRICT 09
>shots fired shots fired, 3 shots heard
drink drink drink
fuuuuck
SHOTS FIRED, DRINK DRINK DRINK
>MFW someone is pumping my gas and then starts trying to sell me drugs
maleblack white shirt, shots fired 94 and racine
>selling drugs watering a palm tree
A E S T H E T I C
>>79245210
Commonly known as a brick.
>>79245299
you guys gotta fucking chug a beer/ take a shot everytime shots fired is announced?
>shots fired
>black male loitering
That's 2 shots
>>79245382
Yep
>>79245382
comfy as fuck
>>79245382
Can't wait!
>>79245431
Most of us are on the city-wide.
I gotta condense this list... it's getting too long for one post.
I'm going to bundle all the shots fired into one entry.
>>79244879
I got a nigs@nite story regarding the use of the word senpai.
Apparently, its part of the black lexicon in Kentucky. In fact, every sentence is ended in senpai to express an extreme displeasure or high emotion tension.
Upd8, r8, b8, seig heil for the master race?
>>79245407
Been on a script for years, not illegally obtained and on vacation I can sleep till Tuesday
>>79245483
That is the plan
>>79245483
Yup gonna run out before they run out of ammo I think
Can anyone give me a legit reason why I should go see fireworks on the 4th instead of staying in and listening to the Chicago Police scanner? Shits going to be wildin
Almost the 4th
Gonna hear lots of "shots fired" for a couple of weeks
>radios are horrible.
what's the current year?
>>79245382
I'm ready. We must all sacrifice a meaty steak to our lord and savior if we are to receive the glorious magic of the memes.
>>79245150
FUCK, THREADS STARTED EARLY
I'll be home in half an hour
God dawn it
>>79245095
I laughed that you had to respond to that picture. Nobody cares about olive garden bro, it's shit tier food.
>the kids are back in the house
ROBERT
O
B
E
R
T
A R M E D A N D D A N G E R O U S
>>79245568
why not both?
>>79245614
what australia is it right now
is it night
>>79245562
>>79245564
good luck tomorrow, imma sip
>he needs my help to find his gu
>I'm contuineing the search for the weapon
Worst criminal ever
>>79245763
Still fucking daylight where I am, will be for another 2 hours
crackhead fighting at rehab
>>79245763
its winter
>Nigger wants to fight
REHAB CENTER SHITFIGHT
REHAB SMACKDOWN!
Comphy with my old scanner
>>79245763
1:38 pm
I'm on the train back from taking my grandmother out for lunch
> searching for a weapon.
I thought nigcago was a gun free zone. How is this possible?!
>>79245623
you care about olive garden. why you keep defending it? the bread sticks are not free or unlimited.
>>79245623
DELETE THIS
FIGHTING BROKEN OUT AT REHAB CENTER
Junkies take to the streets on a drug fuelled rampage when?
>>79245886
How the fuck are you going to pick up chicago where you are
if doobles fighting over narcotics
>>79245899
One guy capped his own as yesterday
>>79245838
Sunset is at 9... Its 11:30 on the east coast, meaning its roughly 6-7:30 your time... Alaska or hawaii?
>>79244463
>pay into welfare state
>apes act like apes
>dont pay into welfare state
>hehe im so edgy beating the system
>apes still act like apes
wew lad
No description
>black
And they still haven't handled the domestic yet
Get the cage!
>dat mexican guy
kek
drunk husband out front banging on the doors and windows
no description tho
>>79245910
>you care about olive garden. why you keep defending it?
How am I defending it lol. I just posted a stupid picture and you got all buttflustered.
Literally can't even remember the last time I've been to one. Not even sure if I ever have.
>>79245939
Junkies never unite. They will literally hug eachother and rob eachother on the same day.
> drunk nig banging on the doors and windows.
Lmao! Most entertaining city in America.
>>79246027
>dont pay into welfare state
>get kidnapped or killed by state
>apes still act like apes
>>79246062
Of course there black it's night outside you can't even see them
>>79246124
GIBZ ME DEM REPARISHUNS NIGGAH
>I thought the sheriff handled that
>>79245971
I bet it was over a cigarette.
>uhhh do we respond? I though sheriffs did that
kek even cops pull 'it aint my job'
>Officer Pedro has entered the game.
>>79246183
>uhh that's not my job.
>>79246155
>of course he's black...
Because he's committing a crime
OPEN KEYS
Any misadventures for Robert yet?
New game...
Find the Drug Deal on Google Maps
Clues:
1) West Warren Blvd and North Campbell Ave
2) Black backpack
3) Mac Truck
OPEN
FUCKING
KEY
>>79246278
maybe we can help the CPD like we helped the Russian Air Force
The closest thing to a comfy thread /pol/ has produced.
Thank you Robert
OPEN FO DOOR
>>79246382
Thank you Robert
New updates, do I keep the tannenburg font?
>>79246382
Thank you Robert
>>79246231
Turns out they're just humans.
>>79246382
Thank you Robert
Don't forget check yo keys
