Nigger stories?
>watering my garden
>a wild nigress approaches
>can i ax you summit?
>not if you're gonna ask for "summit"
>chimpout engage
>MOTHAFUCKA YOU GONNA HAVE TO HELP SOMEBODY SOMEDAY
>sides pass jupiter
>she's running around in circles and yelling
>GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
>boy i gon whup ur ass
>arch hose so it can reach her
>she comes closer
>keep the hose on her face
>as it levels out she's hit straight in the face with one of those firehose nozzles
>the look on her face as water jets into her nose and mouth and her massive lips flap like sails torn by a storm at sea will, god willing, be the last thing I remember before I die
>she runs off and starts yelling at passersby "YOU SEEN DAT HE SPRAY ME DOWN WIT DA HOSE CUZ HE DUN LIKE NIGGAS"
>back inside, kek on the floor in tears for 10 straight minuites
>walking in city with friend
>we freely use the word 'nigger'
>still use the word when afro canadians are around
Canadian niggers are docile senpai. I feel bad for u americans and ur poorly trained monkeymen
>>78737029
About 10 years ago, in my early 20s. I was at the gym, I used to be in very good shape. Was waming up on the bench with 225. A big black guy takes the bench next to me and puts up 300.
He does one shitty rep and bounces it off his chest. Gets up and starts flexing. Sees me warming up with less.
He looks at me, laughs and says "let's see you do 300."
I look back at him and say "let's see you pay a mortgage and feed a family of four."
His face goes blank and walks away. Couple of bigger white guys laughed.
Doesn't seem like this ever happen anon
>>78737928
Well done, good sir!
>>78737029
>in the showers at college
>nigger opens the door
>"Ayo who dat!"
>say my name
>"Who?"
>say my name again
>"Show ya face nigga!"
>peek out the shower curtain at him
>"oh"
>he leaves
>mfw
>>78738871
No doubt he was there to see if his life-partner, Tryashawn was in the shower, lubing up his already mucus caked asshole.
>>78738871
Lmfao
>high school
>boxed as an amateur
>nigger decides that he wants to fight me
>beat nigger mercilessly and throw him down a set of stairs.
>mfw his brother wanted to go too.
Way down in our beloved Dixie there are simply too many stories to recount.
>>78739255
Lucky u didnt get knifed from behind
>>78738871
Kek
>walking to friends house
>2 black people (r a r e) approach me and my friend to ask for directions
>give directions
>woah those guys were black
I love the stories that never happened thread
>start working in nyc
>on the subway home from work
>2 jiggaboos walk onto the train with a boombox
>start playing their savage gorilla beats and start ushering people to move away from the poles
>i don't move when he motions at me
>they do their junior high dance routine, swinging from the poles and doing flips
>"thank you for your time ladies and gentlemen, and this dude who didn't move, boy he look stupid"
>tell him the only one who looks stupid is the degenerate dancing for pennies
>he gets up in my face
>he's missing teeth
>"whatchu bein sarcastic for man?"
>ask him why he's dancing for shekels on the train. maybe if you had some teeth you could get an actual job
>"man don't be askin bout my life"
>he starts puffin his chest and says you lucky i don't knock you out right now and gives his boyfriend a high five
>i laugh at him and stare him down smiling
>they just waddle off the train grabbing their dicks
I'm glad I don't live there anymore. Such a disgusting soul crushing place.
>be mexican
>no black people just indios and cholos
>neighborhood keeps getting loud hiphop music blast around
>discover where they're driving from
>go to their neighborhood and blare https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSH0eRKq1lE
>they always stop what their doing and look confused
>>78739636
How did you escape with your life
>>78737029
>sitting in Intro Music Theory class freshman year of college
>about half an hour into lecture, hear knock on the door
>kid in the back opens the door
>old Black dude with a black beret, sunglasses, and a walking stick walks into the room, sits quietly in a chair in the back
>nobody really notices except me and a few other kids
>half an hour passes, nothing
>all of a sudden, in the middle of the lecture, the Black guy stands up
>"excuse me, professor, may I play something for these wonderful people?"
>nigger_what.jpg
>he walks up to the piano at the front of the room
>sits down
This is where I began to think it was a dream.
>he starts slapping random keys on the piano, does so for about 15 seconds
>suddenly stops, then plays a smooth jazz melody
>stops
>goes on a non-sensical tirade about nuclear warfare
>points at two students
>"You might be in love tomorrow. Who knows? Fuck that!"
>more slapping
>same melody
>gets up, leaves, never see him again
>once my friend and I saw a nigger on the street
wew
>>78737029
>my car is smoking
>low on oil
>pull into sheetz to get some
>try to use card to pay
>declined
>da fuck
>older black man behind me buys it for me
>'gotta keep that oil fresh son'
>put oil in car
>man comes out and jabbers with me for a minute
>get back in car
>buddy of mine says "what'd that crazy nigger want"
>I laugh at first
>then feels ruined the rest of my night.
>>78740102
Yu-S mar reens, force recon, yep. Had to make a lot of tough calls, things were often tight, sometimes too tight.
But I had enough, now I'm just a mercenary giving directions to black people
Another story that never happened
>jr high
>on the bus at school waiting to go home
>little nigger two years younger from my bus stop is hooting and hollering at the top of his lungs in the seat in front of me
>tap him on the shoulder and tell him to shut the fuck up
>he laughs and just gets louder
>he's overweight and was wearing a large white hoodie
>it rained earlier in the day so I take off one of my slip on shoes and wipe a massive brown streak of mud across the back of his white hoodie
>"ayo what the fuck you tryna' fight?"
>tell him no i just want you to shut the fuck up
>he tells his older brother who is in my grade, also overweight and just as dumb
>"man when we get off the bus we fightin'"
>laugh at him and say ok it's on
>a few people overhear and stay on the bus to watch
>finally reach our stop and the bus pulls away, kids from the bus circle us to watch
>get in stance, big nigger thinks the best move is holding onto my leather jacket as i hit him the the face over and over again
>after hitting him repeatably in the eye socket i hit his nose and he staggers letting go of my jacket, tripped him and he falls over
>kick him once in the stomach when he begs "aight no more man"
>kick him one last time and look at little nigger
>he wants no part of it and picks his brother up and they walk home
>high five kids from the bus
>next day neither of them are at the bus top, their mom drove them to school the rest of the school year
>see them in school the next day, big nigger has a black eye
I don't know why there are black people in the middle of the woods in Pennsylvania.
>>78740605
Not this guy.
I have only seen 3-4 black people in my whole life here i have been all over Serbia.
Had a pack of them inches from my bumper trying their hardest to get as close to possible and laughing. My wife and I were tired and just got off work, we slowed down and turned at a turn lane and they followed us to our old house, then got out to try to beat up some white people for fun until I walked in the house, pulled out a S&W .44, then came out of the house with it. I told them if they are so adamant on trying to fuck with us and harm us, then to go ahead and step on the property and see how quickly they go away. All they did was hoot and holler, then I just called the cops because they weren't going to do shit since they didn't have the upper hand anymore. All 5 were arrested. I also told them if they ever want to die painfully, to go ahead and come back any time as I will be waiting for them. 6 years later not a single blade of grass was ever disturbed.
We eventually moved to a more white area and haven't had a single problem arise, nor have stupid shit happen around other neighbors. Guns are really the great equalizer for law-abiding citizens just trying to live their life. Prior to this back when I was 17 I was shot in the leg by some black fuck and his friend for a grand total of $3 in my wallet. They both went to prison for 8 years over that. That was before cell phones were a thing.
alright I have a few but here they go...
>Me and pops at gas station,
>dirty from working on boat.
>driving beater car.
>Negroid approachs
>Asks for gas money.
>He's dressed nicely
>driving a less than week old car.
Gave him a dirty look and said no.
>Calls me a racist and heads back to his car.
>driving home, different event.
>frantic negroid lady flags me down.
>Asks for change to get home.
I'm dumbfounded, utterly confused,
Ask if she's okay.
> needs to get home after partying.
I drive off.
>>78741344
>when I was 17 I was shot in the leg by some black fuck and his friend for a grand total of $3 in my wallet
Jesus christ, glad you are okay and they got what they deserved.
>>78740942
The sad thing is that you probably vindicated the oppression/racism narrative in the eyes of the single mammy.
>>78741344
>muh ban gunz
>>78739698
I fucking hate the people who have to bring their bullshit onto the subway, that's the one thing I hated most when I visited NYC because you can't escape them, you just have to sit there and suffer.
>>78737029
Not really a nigger story, just crazy old religious nigger story
>standing at bus stop after getting some snacks n' shit
>waiting to catch bus back to campus
>within a couple of minutes of me standing there listening to music n' shit this old black guy in a beige suit comes up to me and starts talking
>I take an ear phone out because I thought he was going to ask me the time or something
>he seems normal and friendly at first
>I think he's done talking so I nod, smile, and put my ear buds back in
>he starts raising his voice
>starts quoting scripture
>I try to ignore him and pretend like I can't hear him
>he gets louder
>I hear him say "take out your earphones"
>I look at him
>he's going full religious schizophrenic
>starts talking about how soon I'll come across a great struggle or whatever
>goes between implying that I might be the second coming of christ quoting the bible
>he keep getting closer to me
>I turn to face him completely and make solid eye contact
>this guy keeps fucking going
>literally 20 minutes of this guy, I was worried he was going to fucking stab me or something
>the bus comes
>I hope that this isn't his bus
>it is
>I get on, show my card
>he gets on and "can't find his change"
>eventually after five minutes of trying to haggle the poor bus driver (a 60+ year old woman) he pays up
>I'm all the way in the back of the bus just watching and hoping that this guy doesn't come back and start talking
>thankfully he didn't
>he sits down next to this younger Asian guy, I think either Japanese or Korean
>the poor guy doesn't know what's he's in for
>clearly barely speaks English, probably a foreign student
>he grows increasingly uncomfortable as this religious monkey in a suit escalates
To be continued
>>78737751
I call bs. I use the word nigger more than anyone I know, but people will give you dirty looks if you say it around anyone that isn't familiar with you.
Also, being Sikh Punjabi helps.
>>78741776
Car broke down and I had to walk to a phone booth. A patrol car literally turned the corner as they shot me. I was extremely lucky. Also, thanks.
>>78742157
>have a CCW now
>know I have a chance
I was alone at a bus stop one night, somewhat drunk waiting for a bus home when a black dude comes out of nowhere and wants to lend my phone. After I give him a pretty straightforward "No." answer he starts reaching for my pockets, this is when I kick him in the stomach and he falls down on the ground. This made me laugh a bit because he was quite a bit bigger than the skinny nerd I was back then. Then he left the scene and I was pretty angry the rest of the night. Don't like physical confrontation of any kind really
>Be me, 7 years old
>Out for a stroll with Mom and Dad
>Black guy in a hoodie approaches
>Dad takes out hands and walks us over to the other side of the street, in plain view of the guy in the hoodie.
Based Dad. May he rest in peace.
>>78742317
>eventually the whole bus is staring and getting uncomfortable
>the Asian guy looks so thoroughly confused that he has just frozen up
>the bus driver asks the nigger to please stop bothering other riders
>he starts yelling at this woman while she's driving
>"you mind your own damn business" and "me and this young man are talking" and other shit
>finally my stop is up after a few minutes of this
>she tells him that if he doesn't get off or shut up that she's calling the cops
>he chimps out and starts talking about how he's gonna sue her ass and stuff
>I get off the bus
>reflect
>realize that this guy probably would have assault me if I didn't have 40 lbs on him and was thirty years younger
>>78738871
Why did my sides suffer from this?
> waiting for my friend to pick me up after work at night
> also be me, 26 year old white w*man in a liberal shithole
> happen to be alone in "downtown" part of my city. Did I mention it was night time? ~9pm.
> see two huge youths walk my way, talking loudly and aggressively. I just pretend to be very interested in my phone
> when they get to me they force a convoluted threat for me to buy them liquor. "I'm old enough to drink!! I just don't have my ID!!"
> tell them sorry, I can't risk it. I was in their shoes once and it sucks, but it's the law :^)
> the two of them chimp OUT and get in my face. Start screaming how all white people are Racist. I almost shit myself, finger my pepper spray
> luckily they see some more black people up the block and race towards them, drunk, screaming at the top of their lungs
>>78740301
>"You might be in love tomorrow. Who knows? Fuck that!"
Why did I lose my shit to this?
>live in kind of poorish neighborhood, but it's ok
>always hanging out with my one friend
>we like to listen to music in my friend's car because it's the only stereo we have
>always enjoy latest hip hop albums on my way to work, it's the only time I smile
>hip hop is the only thing that makes me smile so I listen to it kinda loud and get into it
>one day minding my own business mowing my lawn
>some obnoxious white guy revs his truck by blasting Scottish bagpipe music at full volume making faces at me
Why
>>78742982
kek
>>78742982
I know exactly how you feel.
>sitting at home after a longer and hard day of work at the chicken processing plant
>go out on my porch for a smoke and to watch the sunset
>wave to my neighbor whose mowing his lawn
>I get ready to walk over and ask him how his pregnant wife is doing
>suddenly this jackass playing some sort of waling music or whatever, sounds like someone put a pipe up to a large deflating ballon, comes driving through
>he gives us the finger
Fucking white people
>Work at sports park with black coworker
>Culturally Enriched Basketball Americans enter
>Start playing ball when the courts are rented out to someone else starting in like an hour.
>Fuck. Know exactly what's going to happen.
>Ask black coworker to shoo them off.
>"Cause I'm black?"
>"Yup."
>He goes and asks them to leave, saying we had people coming soon for the courts.
>"Fucking house nigga man we just trynna shoot some hoops fuck yall nigga."
>This goes on for a while until I come out and say the same thing he said.
>"Shut up old head you fucking raciss we just playing you can turn around and get the fuck outta here."
>Shrug at coworker.
>He just shakes his head.
>They finally agree to leave when we threaten to call the cops for trespassing
>"I fucking hate niggers."
>I fucking love non-nigger blacks.
>>78742286
Yep exactly, and especially when it's a half hour+ ride from Manhattan back to Queens.
>>78742339
>sand-nigger calling nigger-nigger niggers
i can't even
I was at a friend of a friend's wake when this thug from Ghana decided it was completely appropriate to say to this kid's open casket, in front of the deceased's relatives, "man, that nigger owed me 20 dollars."
>>78737029
>see groid walking this morning when coming out of tesco
>hands in pockets, hood up
>suddenly two cops run past me out of nowhere
>groid starts to run
>cops give chase
I wonder if they got him.
>From mexishit Fresno area of commiefornia
>go to visit long beach for job interviews
>black guy laying near statue in a nigger/homeless infested park
>"ay kid you got a smoke?"
>tell him I don't have a smoke
>"OHHELLNAW, THIS KID DONT SMOKE"
>all the homeless look at him like a fucking nigger
>keep walking down street trying to find a wells fargo
>"AYO HOL UP LEMME COME WITH YOU"
>he gets up and runs across street
>yell for police a block away to help
>police shoots X26 taser at black dude
>"UGUUHGH UHUHUH MAN DAS COLD DAWG, I JUS WANT THEM SMOKE"
>police calls for back up, 2nd officer smacks nigger with stick
fucking los angeles is freaky. never again.
>>78737751
They really are.
>at work
>waiting for people to show up for the shift change
>guys gonna be late
>new person asks who guy is
>say "a tall black guy with glasses"
>everyone literally drops everything and stares at me wide eyed and slack jawed
>guy shows up
>"do you know what anon called you? A tall black guy with glasses!"
>he doesn't care because he is a tall black guy with glasses
>>78743736
well, tbf, the court was rented out an hour from the time they started playing?
couldn't you have had the house nig tell that that they could play for like 20 minutes, but they eventually had to go bc the court is rented out later?
>>78739636
Bre i saw a black person walking down my street in zarkovo, wtf
>>78740046
>>78742982
>>78743556
I love it when shit like this happens.
>>78742982
Because you're a worthless fucking nigger
>>78740301
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MagicalNegro
>>78745031
>"do you know what anon called you? A tall black guy with glasses!"
What a faggot the guy who did that, I hope the fury of a thousands dragons fall upon him chinese bro
>>78739783
>no black people just indios and cholos
Really? I live in mexico city and I see a ton of niggers, but they are cool niggers because most of them are from african embassies
I have family in Veracruz and they have been infested by illegal immigrants from central america, they literally act like niggers begging for money to eat and "ask" for money in the local shops because otherwise they will have to go back to a life of crime if they dont have money to eat
pic related is how many of those faggots look like
>>78744511
kek
>>78744377
Everyone hates niggers.
>>78738871
Never gets old
>>78745031
he should have been offended
Last winter a friend and I were talking outside by the alley. The alley is a very steep hill. We look up and see two dindus walking down from the top. Ice and snow everywhere. We watch as one slips and falls on his ass. The other one tries to help him up and falls two. First one manages to stand up for about three seconds before falling again. This time he slides face first dowhill about ten feet. The other one falls again. We are cracking the fuck up. This goes on at least three more times until they give up and just slide and crawl the rest of the way down. We are laughing so hard we are crying and I can't breathe. Nig #1 stands up on the flat area near us and say something like "fuck yoo laffin at nigga sheet be [unintelligible]" and steps toward us acting hard. Sure enough he falls on his ass again but loses a shoe this time. The shoe shoots away and he stands up again and starts hopping so as not to get snow all of his sock. Falls again. Nig #2 just keeps his head down as we continue laughing. He mumbles something to #1 and they limp away.
We tell the story sometimes to people and it still cracks me up.
>>78744926
my fucking sides
>>78737029
>dating 8/10 qt nigress
>go to her house for 4th of july couple years back
>4 big black brothers, one plays basketball and 2 playing football in div1 teams, 1 expected to go in nfl draft ( ended up going 2nd round)
>mom is typical chubby black woman with tits the size of a cars tire
>dad pretty fit, doctor
>do shots with gf and her lesbo sister in driveway since alcohol isnt allowed in house before going in
>big container of red kool aid on counter
>dont mind if i do.jpg
>amazing grits, greens, cornbread, ribs, and fried chicken
>sitting at dinner table, some r&b music playing from a bluetooth in the middle of the table
>everyone eating and chatting for a while
>some song comes on they apparently all like
>they all drop their food and start dancing at the table and singing along
>pic related, mfw
>song over, they all go back to eating
>im sitting motionless holding a rib in my mouth
>gf knees me under table and i start eating again
>was rather pleasant day, lit fireworks too
broke up with her 2 weeks later cause she didn't like to give blowjobs. whats with black girls and not wanting to suck cock?
>>78737029
Blew air out of my nose.
>>78742286
San Fran is horrible too. I visted there once and rode the Bart. Some hipter white kids with two hippie niggers were playing guitar and dancing while smacking a bucket. I just wanted to ride in peace after a long flight.
>>78737029
This happened probably 4 or so months ago
>be me
>Sophomore in college
>go to college in a nigger infested city (ODU in Norfolk, VA for those who know)
>go to moes southwest grill with my roommate Zach every monday
>get to the moes and step out of the car
>I see a black woman who looks homeless wandering around the parking lot
>ohfuckherewego.jpg
>she says "excuse me!"
>I try to ignore her but Zach gets sucked in
>she says she needs money
>"Look yall im 58 years old I have a place to live I have money i just need anything you can spare"
>she pulls out probably $50
>she continues to nag us saying "ive been trying to get money these two guys wanted to have sex with me in they hotel room but im not doing that"
>doubt.jpg
>Tell her we have no cash because we dont just credit cards
>"theres a rite aid across the street with an atm please help me"
>Zach is too weak to resist and proceeds to walk over to the atm and give her $20
>mfw Zach wastes 30 minutes of my life on a homeless person. I just wanted moes...
I have other Zach stories if anyone is interested
>>78746244
she probably does for the man she was with on the side.
>>78740301
>"You might be in love tomorrow. Who knows? Fuck that!"
Well, were they?
>>78746792
no one is interested in your gay childhood blog posts
>>78742982
Nice
>>78746953
You sure? The one where he gets black out drunk is pretty funny
>>78741900
If he didn't the cop arresting her nigger punks would have. If anything it's probably her fault the little niglets became shitstreaks.
>>78747329
This is a nigger thread, chose a different thread for non nigger stories please
>>78747474
Nice digits. He wears white jordans thats pretty niggy
>>78737029
this happen about five years ago
>drive home from work
>guy in a car in the left lane is going the same speed as me
>have to get into left lane to do a U-turn
> I slow down, he slows down
>I speed up, hes speeds ups
>fuckit I floor it
>I hit 90
>get in left lane and I do the U-turn
>guy is following me
>pull into my and so does he
>fuck, shit is about to get real
>get out
>he gets out
>big black nigger
>starts ooga booaging ooking howing and shit
>Yo be cut me off white boi
>im beet your ass
>tell him to fuck off
>I head to the house double time
>I hear got somting for yo ass
>Shit this is bad
>go to room and grab gun
>get back to the front door
> open it step out
>he's at the bottom holding a metal pipe
>he starts to come up the stairs
>I rack my slide and points gun at nigger
>I started to pull the trigger
>he stops and mumbles something
>gets in car and leaves
>my heart is beating out of my chest
>I go and masturbate
>>78740570
Nice grandpa nig
>>78737029
You should get an award or trophy, or something for making me laugh again!
Watermelon Harvest is happening in Alabama right now. The Chimps are getting restless.
May start a rumor that muslims bought every Watermelon in the USA. It would be genocide!
>>78737928
I experienced similar thing regularly when I was bodybuilding. Get them on the bench or squat rack and they can't move shit even when the use terrible form. I'm pretty sure all black athletes use steroids and the descendants of slaves / breeding for strength thing is 100% bullshit
>be me, 6th or 7th grade
>mulatto (but not super fair skinned) friend
>big 8th grader comes and throws trash at him
>says "throw this away, nigger"
>he submissively smiles and does it
>I am confused and angry
>I would never do that
>"why would you do that?!"
>he says that I don't understand
>our group is talking about this immediately after at lunch which just began
>I say "would you like to sleep on my porch?"
>>78747896
>Free pass to kill a nigger and you don't take advantage of it?
>>78742683
why did you live/work in the ghetto? I've NEVER allowed myself to be anywhere near/around blacks.
>>78737751
niggers dont speak chinese
>>78744377
Nah Sikhs are poos who decided to clean up their act and kill sand niggers.
>>78748100
>>78737928
learn the difference between slow/fast twitch muscle fibers
>>78739636
u know what to do,
be a master
>>78747896
Should of saved everyone sometime and just killed the thing
A little pre-story
>Scrawny white kid
>Getting southern US high school edumacation
>A game called "bloody knuckles" was all the rage
>You just punch each other's fist until one starts to bleed or quits
>Play everyday
>Me and friends all have flat knuckles and gimp monster hands after years of this
Fast forward 3-4 years, in flunkers English
>Everyone black except me
>As a show of dominance one of the nigs challenges me, the scrawny white kid to a game
>"What's the game?" I ask
>Bloodyfuckingknuckles.jpg
>The large dindu extends his lotion-ed up baby soft cocoa buttered hand
>I clench my leather gimp-fist as hard as I can and swing for the fences
>Whole class is shocked as massive dindu has retreated to his desk, clenching his bleeding fist to his chest
>"Do you punch bricks at home or something?" The nigresses ask me
After that, the rest of the dindus challenged me. All lost.. I really hope the stupidity of this makes it sound more believable. Because it's essentially how I ended any bullying for rest of that year.
They really do have soft hands tho.
>>78737751
Niggers don't fuck with white people who aren't afraid to say nigger.
>>78744511
Just like a nigger to duck a debt.
>>78740942
>big nigger has a black eye
Kek, you mean two back eyes, nose, ears...
>>78742339
>Also, being Sikh Punjabi helps.
Why cant you just be a normal human?
>>78749327
>has to explain bloody knuckles
Are you telling me there are some soft cucks on here who never played bloody knuckles or quarters?
>>78747896
kek
>>78740570
sad. old black people are alright.
>be half-black
>parents divorced when i was around 10
>go to visit black relatives a few times a year
>older family is very nice and regular
>younger family is retarded, 16 year old cousin has a baby she can't support
what happened
>>78749327
We used to play bloody knuckles with a quarter. Two people would sit opposite each other on a table and you would spin a quarter. Each person would take turns flicking the quarter to keep it spinning. Whoever fucked up the spin would have to press their knuckles down on the table while the other person would fling the quarters into your knuckles.
>>78746244
black girls give the best head, you lost out
>>78748222
In reality I didnt know if I was in the right to shoot
had he charged me I would have shot, but he took two steps up the front stairs saw the gun and turned around
>>78749857
We had that version too, but it didn't catch on as much.
We needed a more mobile, inclusive version. So kids without quarters could play. On the go.
>>78739636
Thank god you didn't get hurt
All I can say is I can't go to work without some random nigger outside asking for a cigarette at least three times a day.
no green text
>be me, first week of college, at new apartment
> friends drive up from home town. we get drunk
>have no weed
>be on balcony when 12 yr old black guy rides past in bike
>drunkenly yell WHERE DA BUD AT?
>Young Negro yells back he will come to door
>reveals himself to be delivery boy for brother
>he leave and comes back with the bud
>first nigger i talked to in new city sold drugs
>>78747474
Witnessed>>78749327
Similar story.
>played bloody knuckles every day
>played quarters too
>basically high pain tolerance and strong will
>big spic wants to play
>spic has reputation for beating the shit out of people
>he hits
>hurtslikeshit
>keep straight face
>my turn
>soft baby tap
>his turn, hard hit, hurts
>again, poker face
>soft hit
>he hits hard again
>dead pan
>"damn dude you're nuts"
>bell rings
>be 14 getting changed for P.E, 90% white rest are pakis & niggers
>biggest nigger in my school goes up behind wimpy white guy
>pulls his boxers down and thrusts a few times at the guys arse whilst holding him
>guy freezes in fear
>everyone stares in shock
>nigger stops thrusting and calls wimpy guy gay
>walks back to his other nigger friend laughing, they high five
>not a single white guy understood what just happened
>>78749857
that sounds retarded. when i would play it, we would just punched eachothers hands until somebody gave up. getting quarters flicked onto your hand doesnt sound painful at all
>knucles got big and bony
>they're still hard and bony to this day
>>78750420
>getting quarters flicked onto your hand doesnt sound painful at all
You'd be surprised. Those little fuckers can get some good speed behind them.
>>78750401
>>pulls his boxers down and thrusts a few times at the guys arse whilst holding him
Tell tale sign of what is going on in his household.
>didnt meet a black person until I was 14
>no bad minority stories because they're quite rare in my home town
Strange feel
>>78750646
i seriously doubt its comparable
i used to punch bricks and cement to practice
>>78750420
As a player of both. Quarters will draw blood faster than bloody knuckles.
The high speeds of the quarter and precision can cut pretty bad. Part of the reason I didn't play it... because cheap shits would only have one quarter...
I'm not sharing quarters and getting your aids.
>>78750420
It sounds retarded until you're bleeding all over the table. It's surprising.
>>78750812
That's all spread out over your hand, dipshit. You're doing more damage OVERALL, but one tiny little quarter puts a lot of force into one area. Think of it like a bullet- relatively little overall force, but all concentrated into a tiny point.
i seriously feel bad for black people. they were born in a shitty environment with no parenting, shit nutrition, constantly having to prove themselves to eachother to survive, surrounded by criminals, drugs, theft, and violence. then when they don't act the same as people born in a middle class family with 2 parents and disposable income they get shit on.
yes they can get out of it but it's really hard. i understand why liberals defend them so much but i think they're just going about it the wrong way.
anyway here's my black person story:
>8th grade, friends grandma lived by me and he would go to her house a lot so we could hang out
>there's an electrician working on the powerlines for their house, happens to be black
>granny comes outside with sweet tea
>hellllllll yeaaah
>she says "give thisn' to that nigger boy climbin that pole"
>black guy clearly in earshot like 15ft away
>awkward interaction ensues between us and black man, no words were exchanged
>he gives us a begrudging look but accepts it
>later he comes inside to talk to g-ma and she constantly refers to him as nigger
>she was like 90 and didn't see anything wrong with it
>black guy visibly irritated but understood she was raised in a different time
>entire time me and friend were torn between trying not to die of embaressment and trying not to laugh
still feel kinda bad about it. he was a black man though, not a nigger.
>>78750801
I swear, if I had the money, I'd stock a harem full of pretty white girls just like her.
I'd have at least a dozen girls, and a hundred children. If you think that's extreme... hell, someone's got to keep white bloodlines strong.
>>78737751
>canadian niggers are docile
Only because Trudeau calms them with frequent BJs.
>>78738871
>Ayo who dat
So fuckn funny. But so true
>>78751043
Stop being a cuck. They create their own environments. If they weren't niggers, their areas wouldn't be such shit.
>black kid comes to my school mid way through the year during GCSEs
>Tells everyone he's gangster, everyone laughs
>Spends his time in lessons sharpening pencils then stabbing people in the legs with them
>Kid tells him to fuck off one day, he proceeds to stab him in the face with a scalpel repeatedly
>Gets expelled and returns to London
>Beats a kid to death with a baseball bat
>Teachers the whole time during his stay at our school tell us to stop being judgemental as its 'corrosive to adhesion'
http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/4582282.Shakilus_Townsend__honey_trap__girl_sentenced_to_10_years/
>>78750652
>>78750401
nah, thats how blacks assert dominance
>play football first two years of highschool
>one retarded nigger is the star running back
>swaggers around slapping everybodys ass every afternoon in the locker rooms
>if you people aren't angry enough in telling him to fuck off, he'll come back for more and squeeze it
>comments on whether its juicy or not, if he likes it he'll start humping people randomly
>mfw everybody acts like this is perfectly normal behavior
other rituals
>team is discussing the relative dick and ball size of whites vs black
>people stripping to compare
>consensus is that blacks have bigger dicks and whites have bigger balls
why
Getting the fuck out of blacklists is easy. Stay in school. Get high school diploma. Join air force. Go to college.
Why is this so hard to understand???
>>78751288
Some studies show whites & blacks have the same average dick size though, it's just that black dicks vary more in size so there are more blacks with smaller dicks and more with bigger dicks.
>be black dude
>white guy thinks he tough
>talks a bunch of shit but doesn't do anything
>make him shit his pants just by look at him
white boys are pussies
>>78751137
>They create their own environments.
How. No seriously, how? Where did black people get the drugs needed to fuck up their neighborhoods? They don't own planes, Crack and Cocaine didn't become huge til the Reagan-Contra debacle. How does a community create a problem while simultaneously having no idea the problem existed beforehand. The drugs were infiltrated into the communities to keep the Black race forever down. and then they destroyed themselves with rap and hip hop
I'll switch it up
I've only had one black friend in my life which was a total nigger I met by the beach when I was in high school and still smoking pot (warning degeneracy follows) i have many stories I'll start with when we drove to arizona when i was a senior in high school
>black friend always talking about going to arizona to rap with a semi famous rapper
>i always tell him we cannot its unfeasible
>talk about this about 3-4 times
>go to hang out with him one day at about 10 at night
>we're in my car and he talks about arizona again
>i say we can't
>he says "i got this though" and shows
>about two ounces of weed and 12 e pills
>had never done e before
>he says "just take one of these and let me drive"
>take quad stack e pill
>he drives
>off to arizona
>this was late at night we drive about two hours and we're in the middle of the desert
>stop at a little store and gas station
>friend goes into the store and starts talking with the guy (very personable)
>comes out without buying anything
>he has four sodas in his pants (good thief)
>e pill has been kicking in and i am euphoric
>about midnight and the stars were incredible in the pitch darkness of the road through the desert
>all in all alright
(continued)
>>78751288
>>play football first two years of highschool
>>one retarded nigger is the star running back
>>swaggers around slapping everybodys ass every afternoon in the locker rooms
>>if you people aren't angry enough in telling him to fuck off, he'll come back for more and squeeze it
>>comments on whether its juicy or not, if he likes it he'll start humping people randomly
>>mfw everybody acts like this is perfectly normal behavior
He sounds like a booty warrior
>driving through Chester, PA because I needed to for college
>at a red light
>black kids ram themselves into my car
>they pretend to beat each other up and some scream "HELP ME! OPEN THE WINDOW! OPEN THE DOOR!"
>their fake punches are worse than John Cena's
>look at them, smile, and shake my head
>kids instantly stop and start laughing
>one says "ayy fuck you man"
>another violently pulls on my door handle in a desperate attempt to get inside
>light turns green
>speed off out of that fucking city
100% true story. I should've just run the fucking red light because I bet there were adults waiting there to back them up and some probably had weapons.
Honestly, I think my saving grace was that I was driving a beat-up 1980s Ford and looked pretty poor.
>walking down the street
>see a no good, dirty nigger
>tell him what he is, a no good, dirty nigger
>he looks kind of flustered
>tell him I'm just joking and to have a good day
>he thanks me as I walk away
>see his reflection in a shop window and he's giving me the stink eye
Why can't niggers take a joke?
>>78751614
They didn't create their own environment, but they sure as hell perpetuate them.
>>78751554
>projecting insecurities
Yep, you're black.
>>78751614
The civil rights movement destroyed black communities, because they were no longer forced to obey White cultural norms. Black culture was allowed to thrive in the US for the first time, and it is resulting in Black-dominated cities with homicide rates, fatherless children, and infrastructure crumbling in a way that only happens in Africa itself. Genetics reasserts itself when you get rid of Jim Crow and White supremacy.
>be a teen
>work part-time job at supermarket
>lots of niggers work there too
>this one fuck always greets me at the start of every shift, screaming at the top of his lungs with a shit-eating grin of his face "HEYYYYY ANON, WHAT UP BRUH"
>never even talked to him, don't even know his name, he's clearly trying to rile me up
>one day after he pulls his usual routine and I ignore him as always, other nigger who works there asks me why I keep putting up with his shit
>tell him that I don't really care about him, that I don't even know his name
>nigger takes this as meaning "he's worth nothing to me, I can't even be bothered to learn his name" while I'm actually just really antisocial
>he immediately tells all the other niggers at work
>all of them start yelling that I absolutely schooled the guy, the walk off to him and start shaking their hands as if they've just touched a hot stove, screaming like the dudes in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrPxWg8JFlg
>he looks extremely pissed
>next day I have to work in the same aisle as him
>he doesn't say a single word the entire shift
I still don't know his name.
>>78751288
>>78751554
>white boys are pussies
>white boys subjugated our entire continent and cucked us for hundreds of years
>>78751685
p sure he was legitimately retarded. he spoke with a lisp and was way too enthusiastic about that shit. he would act like a puppy and skip around shouting "SHOWER TIME! SHOWER TIME!" after practice
>>78749857
This. Same here. Always a bit scary playin against the kids who perfected slidin that quarter super fast with some spin to cut you open. Fun though. I'd guarantee you 75% of my friends all have scarred knuckles from this shit hah. I miss high school.
>>78751614
so youre trying to say that white people force black people to sell drugs?
>>78751722
>>78751820
you just mad cuz you got a small dick white boy, ur women love dis dick
>>78751900
This is actually the popular mainstream argument for why niggers gonna nig in the USA, that the CIA and FBI couldn't handle strong independent black communities and imported drugs to destroy them. It's fucking embarrassing.
>>78737029
>Tfw no stories because all the blacks are actually nice
Now mexican stories I can tell.
>>78751887
>>78750646
>>78750860
>>78750966
fuck what the hell. you guys were playing some next level shit. yea my knuckles are still scarred from playing it the old fashioned way though, even after 10 years
>>78752029
>Blacks are nice, nice joke
Only nice black people I've ever met have been the older ones. Mexicans are stupid as fuck. Only bro tier people are Asians.
>>78751974
i wish i knew you were actually black id challenge you to a dick-measuring competition, here in front of errrbody. i bet my white dick is bigger than yours
>>78748339
I live and work in a metropolitan city you dip. Sorry I'm not in a Midwestern shithole populated by no one
>>78751974
>asexual
>above average dick
I couldn't give less of a shit.
>>78737029
>black Muslim immigrant neighbour gets stuck in the snow because he never experienced Canadian winter before and doesn't realize how important winter tires are
>help push him out of the snow
>he thanks me and comes to my apartment later to give me some weed
Feels DUDE WEED LMAO
>>78751043
wow youre an absolute cuck, genuine surprise that you aren't a fellow countryman of mine.
>>78752191
ill be nice to u white boy, where yo woman at
anybody ever play the game where you punch metal mailboxes? shit got really edgy when we would punch the mailbox (intended to dent it, hard as fuck) run into the garage and look for beers, then run out
>play this game one time during the day
>no beers, a bike
>grab bike, start pedaling away
>hey mister! her mister!
>look behind me
>10 kids chasing me
>feel bad so i slow down and give it back
>friends give me shit for it for days
lol
>>78752215
>>78752242
Lmao stupid gay white boys
>>78751786
The civil rights movement was meant to mimic the rise of Jews in America, humble beginnings but rise to semi adequate stature( I mean blacks would never be as big as the jews but middle class is alright). But the womens lib movement/Hippies caused the black rise to be halted and they mixed . This caused black women to ally themselves with the other women and not with their own black men. It doesn't help that the FBI shut down any black centric groups during the era. In short there are many reasons the civil rights era failed.
>>78752338
>the FBI shut down any black centric groups during the era
MLK Jr. was a communist who had Jews writing his speeches
The Black Panthers were cop killers
niggers gonna nig
the raw material is impossible to work with if you treat it as equal to Whiteness
>>78737029
>shitty fucking special officer 1 job
>honestly a fucking terrible job but people who would never do what I did in 100 years kept telling me I should be greatful I have it
>crossing people on the beach for 8 hours a day
>people usually pull up to ask questions because cops should know all (I don't blame them)
>nigress pulls up
>"where da boat at aint yous the ones runnin the boat?"
>"boat?"
>"yeah ain't you guys run the boat lass year?"
>"no, mam, I don't know about the boat."
>"where the carnival at?"
>at this point I just didn't know what to say, I was so dumbfounded I just responded with "what?" right after I heard it
>"da carnival down de?"
>she pointed towards the beach
>there was no carnival there ever, I just assumed she meant the beach itself
>"you mean the beach?"
>"yeh"
>"just keep going down and you'll hit it"
>nigress gives me a weird look and leaves
It's not really funny, it's not really ridiculous, I just didn't know what to make of it, and on the first day too
>>78752311
>thinks asexual means gay.
Yep, stupid black boy.
>>78737029
>i want to be leaf!
>>78752454
>not having sex with women
>thinks he is straight
ill have sex with you white boy dont cry
I have a story
>10 years ago
>be 10, in a VERY white area (called New Hampshire)
>be going to special school for kids with issues
>very few kids in this school, let alone the elementary program I was in with like <15 other students
>niglet was a weeb
>He'd do these naruto hand signs sometimes
>I'd comment "Ya makin' a gun sign" quietly to trigger him
>he'd say "I'm nawt makin' a gun sign" in his squeaky nig voice
>this eventually led to me picking on him
>He was a nig, I was a whitey, what do you expect?
>eventually, I actually said some shit about "social power" to this kid
>nig lost sleep over it
>kek on the inside when counselor told me
>I kinda felt bad for him, even though he was black, so I stopped
To this day, /pol/, I have no regrets! WHITE POWER!
>>78737029
stories that never happened for $500 alex, you stupid nigger
>16 years old
>playing manhunt at the park after dark
>about 10-15 people, some niggers from the football team, my squad, and some qt grillz
>suddenly niggers come running fast as fuck
>"RUN! RUN!!!!"
>wtf
>older white man chasing them with a gun
>o shit.jpg
>run because everyone else takes off
>guy goes back, ends up following us in his car
>SHIT!
>everyone scatters in different directions running through peopels yards, hopping fences
>hear the story later
>during the game some of the nigs decided to duck and hide in someones yard
>old guy comes out with a shotgun, cocks it
>they all take off running
surprised nobody got shot
>>78752338
hol up, I just re-read your post and saw it is even more retarded than I thought
You have absolutely no fucking clue about niggers
They have been given the best possible deal in the United States of America, welfare, educational opportunities, undeserved respect
And yet the more control they have over their environment, the more it looks like fucking Africa
Stop apologizing for niggers, as if their natural sexual inclinations are anything like Europeans'. African fathers are just as likely to roam as they are in America.
They're also seven times more likely to be pulling the trigger in a gun crime. Don't blame Feminism, it's the raw material.
>>78752061
Yea we would always play during lunch. Those lunch tables must have had tons of blood on them hah.
Nigger story
>live in atlanta, obviously huge nig town
>big falcons fan, go to a game down at the dome
>live with half black/half white buddy i've known forever, pretty chill dude
>go to the game (falcons won) and walkin back to our car and accidentally walk to the wrong parking lot (we were hammered)
>always have a knife on me, easy to get through security
>this parking lot is legit all blacks, nigs, etc... kinda set down below the street so there is only one entrance/exit, the rest is raised railroad ties
>walk in and obviously we're in the wrong place, turn around to leave and a few nigs holler somethin like "yo white bois, where u headed!?"
>say we are in the wrong lot and just headin to our car
>3 solid sized nigs kinda corner us and aren't being overtly terrrible, but tryin to intimidate us and probably snag our phones and wallets
>i've got a bit of crazy in me and when i drink and my adreniline gets going, i can kinda be a psycho if i'm threatened
>pull pocket knife and quietly say something like "listen, y'all can probably take us, but i swear on my life that i will leave you shredded and scarred like you wouldn't believe if you make a move"
>my buddy picks up some broken piece of brick or cement and says something similar
>nigs go wide eyed and say somethin like "yo bros, we was just playin around"
>walk away with adrenaline pumping, i throw up 100 yards away because we just got pretty close to legit being fucked up
>oreo buddy says "fuck dude, i hate atlanta niggers"
>still buddies to this day
>>78752311
im serious. get it out and measure it if its so huge.
>>78752547
>thinks asexual means no sex
Jesus you just keep on digging. Must be that slave blood.
>>78751043
A site you will enjoy more: http://reddit.com
>>78751682
>occasionally roll joints and smoke weed
>friend is very recklessly driving about 100-120 all the time in dark roads
>i'm rolling pretty hard
>suddenly blue and red lights flash behind us
>friend pulls over
>suddenly feelings of doom and gloom and jail kill my roll
>cops come up to the car one on each side with bright as shit flashlights in the dark night
>asks for all the usual stuff
>friend only has ID card no license
>they run his name and mine
>i'm clean of course
>cops talking as they walk back
>"do you think the car is stolen?"
>"well it says it belongs in the ... trust"
>e pills are in a cup in the center cup holder
>weed is in the door
>i am still very tense and not enjoying this
>cop lectures friend about his absurdly lengthy record and that if he does not shape up he will end in jail for a long time (still a juvenile)
>cop tells me to drive
>very cautiously i drive for about 5 mins
>friend says "see man i told you they weren't going to do nothing"
>he drives again
>random niggers knocked on my door earlier
>didn't answer
>they start walking around looking at my car and shit
>sit down in front of it and start smoking weed and playing loud music and rapping and shit
>finally get annoyed and go out there
>wanting to buy my car by giving me payments
What in the actual fuck. Who fucking does shit like that?
Pic related. The nogs themselves.
>>78746792
>Moe's Monday
My man.
And yeah, all college basketball /sp/ bros know Old Dominion.
>>78752768
>>78752818
Lol you fucking retards I'm white.
u mad white bois
>>78752876
>thinks white people have never been slaves
Honestly, I didn't think you could look any dumber.
>>78752876
So, you were only pretending to be retarded?
>>78749327
Maximum kek!
>>78752311
I didn't know the library was open this late.
>>78752876
im never going to talk to a real black person on here, i just know it
>Have a black friend
>Very good graphic artist
>Robot
all i got
>>78739783
>>78745441
>>78747206
How do you even afford the internet, let alone a computer?
>>78747896
protip: if you don't actually want to get out your gun or anything when someone is following you, just drive to a police station and they'll stop following you.
>>78740046
>go to their neighborhood and blare https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSH0eRKq1lE [Embed]
i fucking died just now
literally ded, 14m88
>>78752866
>not calling the police on them
why
>>78740301
You met a fucken magical negro? I thought they went extinct after hollywood hunted em all down.
>>78737029
>be me
>In high school auditorium
>yelling words to be funny to my friends
>yell NIGGER
>nigger comes up aggressively, yells WHO DA FUK SAID NIGGA? IMA SMACK DA TEEF OUTCHO ASS
>say nothing, barely contain laughter
>tell the assistant principal I did it so my friends don't get in trouble
>Assistant principal says he'll call me down later because I need to take a test
>calls me down
>some nigger gets in a fight right as I sit down in the office
>he has to go deal with it and i go back to class
>never get called down again or get in trouble
>>78753166
there are smartphones and thing called 3g
>>78752987
>>78753013
>>78753079
>>78753131
Me and yo girl going back to my place for some chicken, I would invite you but yall would cry when I fucked her with my big bbc.
>>78753166
>How do you even afford the internet, let alone a computer?
Money we cuck out of american taxpayers
>standing in line
>hear black lady complain "THIS IS RACIST!!! I'M BEING OPPRESSED FOR ME TO STANDING IN LINE!!!"
>>78740404
>mfw I've seen the video that pic is from and laughed just thinking about it
>>78753371
Thanks Obama
>>78753331
With your 'big BBC' huh? You one of those idiots that calls it an 'automated ATM' too son?
>>78739636
This, the only niggos I've seen are rich tourists from Murrica and Europe.
>>78753249
Too much hassle. There's niggers all over the place where I Iive. There's govt apartments right behind mine.
I was as rude as I could be without triggering a chimpout.
They seem to have gotten the message and fucked off.
>>78753471
>mfw when niggers
pic unrelated
>>78753583
>I was as rude as I could be
Watch your back man.
>>78738871
>"oh"
Why is this funny?
>Be little 10 year old anon visiting the "big" city of Pittsburgh to see my sister who was studying at Pitt
>In the car driving to the dorm my dad and mom start laughing and pointing
>It's a upstanding Melanin enriched gentleman running down the street
>with both arms wrapped around a display stand of Slim Jims
>must of been 600 of those shitty "meat" sticks
>pursued by a arab? indian? paki? Shopkeeper with a baseball bat
>Dad slows the car down to watch
>This young buck takes a hard left with Mohammed or Raj in hot pursuit
Sometimes I like to think he's still running,the eternal Slim Jim bandit. God speed.
>>78749986
>He took two steps up the front stairs
Intent. You had every right.
>>78753498
>>78753471
u mad white boi?
>>78753642
I refuse to be scared of, or intimidated by pavement apes. If you stand your ground with them, and as long as there isn't a huge troop of them, they'll most likely leave you alone.
They like preying on the weak.
>>78753392
Sauce?
>>78741776
>1776
>>78746783
>while smacking a bucket
>>78751974
>ur women love dis dick
This sounds like something a woman would say.
>>78753893
No, he's not because he's white and will have a nice comfortable life while statistically, you will be in prison eating jelly out of someone's asshole.
>>78753912
This, they're simply opportunistic.
>>78752747 this was me
If you seem like a threat, they'll leave you be. Especially if they don't have a gun.
>>78753996
your pic reminded me of something
This actually happened,
>high school
>junior year living near Chicago
>yeah thats right, a /pol/ that lives near nigger ground zero.
>fuck.
>blacks form tribes, dont do any school work
>like to stand and talk in the halls
>on my way to class one day
>all classroom doors are in dips in the hall
>tribe of niggers hiding in dip
>its 11:49 and class starts at 11:50
>tribe of niggers cares not
>about a dozen of them
>they wont move
>push my way through them and I wispier so no one can hear
you should kill yourself
>walk into class like nothing happened
>several negroids walk in and sit down, dumb founded.
>just stare at me
felt good, almost as good as telling someone in front of an entire class that maybe she could consider suicide as an option when the slut complained about depression to me
>(I guess I have a bad habit of telling people to die, i dont know.)
>>78754030
>>78754069
dats rite, cry me some white tears faggy bitch boy. Just like yo momma cried when I gave her dis dick.
>>78749560
underrated
>>78754186
First off, you arent black. Second, that's a females defense.
I know youre bating but youre also canadian which means youre already a cuck.
>>78754311
Niggjew looks like a bro tbqh
>>78754364
>raging the fuck out this hard
lol
>>78746244
>>broke up with her 2 weeks later cause she didn't like to give blowjobs.
You did well, what good is dating a negress if you ain't even allowed to fuck her mouthpussy?
>>78754186
The only reason anyone responds to you is because it's cathartic to play along, but now you've continued for too long and you just look pathetic.
>>78754443
I guess that would look like anger to a canadian. Ever been in a fight eh?
>>78737029
>chilling in Cracow
>see a black turist walking on the sidewalk
>look at calendar
>its 2016
>shit
>>78737928
Y no green text
Immersion ruined
>>78754526
>we were just playing along, totally didn't trigger us
>Live in majority black city, but grew up here and am used to it.
>Getting home from a a party in NYC, it's about one in the morning. Somewhat drunk still
>walking down empty stretch from train station, right in front of natural science museum next to our statehouse
>pretty weary, luckily have nothing valuable on me and it's a pretty busy street
>two cop cars swerve up next to me
>oh shit they're going to accuse me of buying drugs or something
>they come out with their guns pulled out pointed ahead
>oh FUCK
>rush past me
>there's some naked fat nigger rolling around on the grass frothing from the mouth
I have so many but the best cross over into crazy homeless people stories
>>78751043
>i seriously feel bad for black people.
oy vey!! look at dis good compassionate goyim, see how he cares for the animals
>>78754597
yes me and your gay dad sword fight quite often
>>78753331
A fucking leaf
A nog
Kys my man, it cannot be worse
>>78754695
I dont doubt that. Have you ever met a real balck person?
>>78751614
holy shit! you actually think skin color is the only difference between the races?
jesus
gestation length, age of first tooth, age they start speaking, age they start walking, age of puberty onset, LENGTH OF LIFE
bone density, bone chemical composition, shape of pelvis, angle of thigh to pelvis, ratio of leg to torso, ratio of arm to torso, ratio of fast to slow twitch muscle fibres
type of earwax, number of odor producing sweat glands, can grow a beard, amount of testostyrone, shape and size of teeth
shape of skull, size of brain, level of folding in the superannular layer of the brain, IQ, net present time sense
>>78754632
>thinking anyone on 4chan gets triggered
I don't know where you think you are mate.
>>78737029
A few years ago
>be me living in Milwaukee
>move out with gf "us against the world" and all that
>shit job, shit apartment, but fuck it we have each other
>once a week we go to Subway and split a $5 footlong as a treat
>one day a wild basketball-American appears
>we're the only whites in there that day
>asks first few people in store "Ayy can you spare a dolla fo a brotha?"
>"Get yo broke ass outta here" etc.
>sees us, same pitch
>"No man, sorry."
>"It's because I'm black huh? Fuckin rayciss ass-"
>"No it's because I'm fucking broke, that's why. Fuck off."
>every other person in there starts laughing and whooping like I'm Chris Rock and said something funny
>dindu shuffles right out and we finish our sandwich
Married her and make good money now.
>mfw everything turned out better than expected
>>78753928
Don't know, someone posted it on /gif/ a while back.
>>78754902
Yes, most are pretty retarded. I used to run a construction crew of blacks. Basically the lighter your skin the smarter you are. Egyptians and muslims are pretty normal, but black africans are dumb as fuck.
>driving around the city with family
>see a white girl walking with a half breed baby
>everyone turning heads on the street
>hear few of my family members muttering "gross"
poor kid. when i was growing up in school there was a 1/4 Italian kid and everyone called him nigger. I can't imagine what will happen with this one
>see a black person at the mall
>"I hope someone at /pol/ starts a nigger story thread so I can make something up!
>mommy asks what kind of sauce I want for my tendies
>ketchup you fucking bitch
my life guys
>>78754664
>naked
Cops don't get paid enough.
Tell anyways.
>>78737029
>Back in High School
>Very stereotypical nerdy white boy looking mother fucker
>Walk past a group of niggers
>Hear them snicker
>Pull out phone to make a call
>It's snatched from my hand
>Chase after the monkey
>Barely gets away into his bus
>It's all full of niggers
>Tell the old black bus driver the kid who just got on stole my phone
>Him and everyone else claim no one just got on the bus
>Tell SRO (Local PD assigns an officer to just chill there every now and then)
>Checks cameras
>Kid did get on
>Some girl who was on the bus ratted the kid out
>Bus driver is fired for assisting a criminal
>Inform phone company it was stolen
>They give me a free one as a replacement
>1 month later a kid he sold it to tried to activate it
>Nigger is told to GTFO or they're calling the cops
>His mother was there and whoops his ass in the store for buying a stolen phone
>Company gives it back
>Everything is uber locked
>Wallpaper is a gun with money
>All the texts are in nig speak
>Yank out SIMM card and break it
>He finds me the next day and demands it
>Tell him I broke it
>He goes to chimp out
>SRO walks up and gives a smug smile
>Nigger walks off with tail between his legs
>Nigger who stole my phone tried the same shit with another kid but got his ass beat and got charges pressed against him
>Retard stole a $500 phone making it a felony
>>78738871
>college
>niggers
>>78739636
>Diet Russia
You don't have American niggers. American niggers are a whole different breed, man.
>>78752338
the NAACP was founded and run by jews, they had a jewish chairman for decades
>>78755275
k e k
>>78755299
Affirmative action m8.
That's why they're yelling into a bathroom making you look out; Jews put them there to fuck with you.
>>78737029
>be 7 yrs old
>earn $5 doing yard work
>want to buy my sister and I an ice cream cone
>standing in line behind two black guys
>one is ordering
>the other is to his right
>keeps looking at me
>get scared
>clench money tighter
>violently lunges at my hand and bites my top knuckles
>drop money
>he picks it up and runs off
>mom chases him for 3 blocks before losing him
>had teeth marks in my hand for at least an hour
the response I commonly get to that story is "no way" but yep all for 5 bucks.
>>78744377
Stop Sikhs are based they hate kababs too
>>78754971
CCongrats dude, I love stories like that.
>>78751614
>>78741776
Checked that 1776
>>78754186
>I spend my free time roleplaying as a black man on an anime image board
Consider suicide leafboy
>>78755648
ah crack hoes.
>high school years
>walk down street
>see stoner white kid and gangster nigger standing on street corner
>walk past them
>"ayo git high nigga"
>I say "what you got some?"
>he looks at his white friend
>"yeah man"
>smoke weed with them right there
>go to library
>shitpost on Facebook until lunch is over
Pretty good day
>>78753557
Then why are there so many Black Mexicans celebrating their black heritage?
>>78739373
It does get rather tiresome, doesn't it friend.
>>78755299
Dubs
But blacks get accepted into college with extremely sub par grades and test scores. Schools do it to keep the racial numbers in line so they're not seen as racist. Most the blacks end up going into degree programs that are easy as fuck so they manage to stay or just coast by on a C average.
>Good morning ma'am. This is just a reminder you're under court summons to appear on blah blah blah.
>"I can't make it."
>Why not? Not showing up is not really an option.
>"I have my abortion appointment. If I miss it again, they won't let me do it 'cause it's too far along."
>You know what, I'll ask for a postponement. Good luck with that appointment.
>>78756251
One less criminal for you to call.
>>78752454
Gay just means insufficiently masculine to blacks. You can have sex with women but still be a gay-ass-nigga because you won't stand up for yourself when called out, or you get cucked, or you take dick.
Giving dick to a man aparently isn't 'gay' though, it's somewhat similar to the ancient idea of 'humbling your enemies so that you use them as women'. The gayest thing of all is to suck dick, and enjoy doing it, to have your masculity destroyed, so, yes as an asexual, 'you gay'.
>>78740570
Seems like black people over 60 are almost always pretty cool. I worked for a black guy for a couple years before he retired and he was a much better boss than most I've had.
Makes me wonder what the fuck went wrong with all the younger ones, because they're goddamn animals.
>>78739255
fail.
>ausfailia
figures
I'll give another
>be white Hetero teen male
>high school assembly in school theater
>midget dyke dindu woman walking next to me
>accidentally brush her hand with the door
>zer chimps out
>shit talk and walk down the hall
>tell her to shut her stupid mouth and quit bitching
>she says something about me being something, I forgot
>I shout "at least I know I'm a man."
>chorus of negresses go "OOOOOO"
That dyke negress was a loner after that. I think I ruined her life.
Kek
>>78756364
This shit is what happens when you leave blacks to their own devices, they come up with these stupid ideas.
>>78755233
>Buying some weed from niggers through connections from a Jamaican friend.
>my Korean friend is with me, legitimately insane, diagnosed schizophrenic, but won state wide karate competitions or something
>in most ghetto part of city
>nigger dealer tries to sell us some crazy blue weed, friend just wants reggies
>nigger doesn't have any and is confused why he wants them
>end up hanging outside a Bodega waiting for nigger to find more Marijuana for us while Crack niggers keep coming up trying to rob us, some get in our face and accuse us of being cops
>Eventually go into some boarded up dilapidated crackden where niggers are beating some little niglet around
>like five people passed out on bed
>crazy friend keeps talking to them. Wants to hangout with black girl with huge stretch marks
>No.
Got the fuck out of there, legitimately thought I was going to die
>>78755395
>NAACP
in case you don't believe me:
"At its founding, the NAACP had one African American on its executive board, Du Bois. It did not elect a black president until 1975, although executive directors, the chief operating officers had been African Americans for decades. The Jewish community contributed greatly to the NAACP's founding and continued financing. Jewish historian Howard Sachar writes in his book A History of Jews in America that "In 1914, Professor Emeritus Joel Spingarn of Columbia University became chairman of the NAACP and recruited for its board such Jewish leaders as Jacob Schiff, Jacob Billikopf, and Rabbi Stephen Wise."[19] Additional Jewish-American founding members included Julius Rosenwald, Lillian Wald, and Rabbi Emil G. Hirsch.
As a member of the Princeton chapter of the NAACP, Albert Einstein corresponded with Du Bois, and in 1946 Einstein called racism "America's worst disease".[20][21]"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Association_for_the_Advancement_of_Colored_People
>>78742873
>lose my shit
Fuck off back to redit
>>78749835
the older folks knew to stay married and keep a job. Or at least to try.
>>78755652
are they the ones who demand that wives immolate themselves on their husbands funeral pyre if they die?
>>78739373
Let me tell you about Alabama
>interning in factory for process engineering
>in little air-conditioned office with computers inside the factory itself crunching data
>niggers come in to cool off all the time
>floor manager always telling them to get back to work
>one day Brown landwhale comes in screaming and freaking out
>"Oh lawd! Lawdy lawdy! Pokey Reilly's mama found a lotto in the dumpster by the gas n sip!"
>nigger's name is fucking Pokey
>things here have not progressed much last slave days
>niggers father round to listen to this epic windfall
>"wow, the jackpot is up to almost 200 million" I say
>"whaaachu sayin'? She found a scratchy!" landwhale replies
>they're literally losing their shit because an old lady found an expired scratch off
I have too many to recount
