https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqtkckl6s5Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkf0ecfsg3E
Debates:
>QandA debate
http://www.abc.net.au/tv/qanda/txt/s4445605.htm
>Regional leaders debate
http://iview.abc.net.au/programs/australia-votes-regional-leaders-debate/NS1633H001S00
>QandA debate 2
http://www.abc.net.au/tv/qanda/txt/s4449977.htm
>Leaders debate 2 (Starts about 50mins in)
https://www.kikebook.com/abcnews.au/videos/10155138096674988/
>Regional debate 2
http://www.abc.net.au/tv/qanda/txt/s4452793.htm
>Leaders debate 3
https://www.kikebook.com/news.com.au/videos/1341702629190440/
National polls
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/newspoll
Find out which (((candidates))) are in your electorate
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/electorates-by-state/
See how your electorate stacks up
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-06-12/vote-compass-right-left-leaning-electorates/7501092
News that nobody really gives a fuck about:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/
Election:
>Turnbull eats halal
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/prime-minister-malcolm-turnbull-dines-with-hate-preacher/news-story/07b9e88bf961dc60ba9ce16ba3e34a99
>Labor takes being cucked to a new level
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-06-08/labor-migrant-multi-lingual-ads/7481902
>Greens set to lose Melbourne
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/federal-politics/federal-election-2016-opinion/election-2016-greens-dummy-spit-over-preferences-as-unedifying-as-it-is-hypocritical-20160612-gphaqu.html
Parties endorsed by /Auspol/:
One nation
Katters Australian
Family first
Rise up
Australia first
Australian Liberty Alliance
Jaquie Lambie network
Shooters & fishers
Parties with autism:
Greens
Liberal democrats
Nick Xenophon team
Labor
All other parties are irrelevant and you should feel bad for thinking otherwise.
Vote in these polls:
http://www.poll-maker.com/poll725670xfD034980-29
http://www.poll-maker.com/poll725671x0Ba41d29-29
/pol/ voting method:
Favorite memes > minors and independants > majors > unfunny memes > green.
House of reps: You have to preference all parties.
Senate: You may preference 1 choice above the line or 6+. You must preference 12 or more if voting below the line.
The deadline for voter registration has passed.
TAKE A PEN WITH YOU TO VOTE.
PSA:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj4e9Y6EV_A
Examples of legend status:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPz7ck1QANk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmBmHnwGuvw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOXh5repOWI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrEL1qAkVpI
Examples of autism:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xTJ2d8y86g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWGqFrZl7p8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-tp2TkRgJ8
Examples of banter:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyELpE9CTa0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cAyfsd67_I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDNMNXNS4jI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmUo-nDJS2Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeI5X001ATk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W95RHO6_Gw4
Election:
>Refugees btfo
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-18/election-2016-peter-dutton-comments-illiterate-refugees/7425642
>Gooks btfo
https://au.finance.yahoo.com/news/australian-banks-are-clamping-down-on-foreign-buying-of-homes-034057214.html?cmp=fb
>Neets btfo
https://theconversation.com/will-the-internships-program-help-young-people-get-jobs-58397
>Children btfo
https://www.safeschoolshub.edu.au/safe-schools-coalition-australia-resources
>Politicians btfo
https://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/2016/05/23/how-pauline-hanson-could-easily-win-a-senate-seat/
>Australia btfo
https://www.baka.com.au/national/chinese-billionaire-funding-our-mps-20090703-d7s9.html
>Bendigo btfo
http://www.9news.com.au/national/2016/06/15/10/25/bendigo-mosque-gets-green-light-as-high-court-throws-out-appeal#fuvcjJv1vwfRiOv7.99
ALL QUEENSLANDERS ARE HEREBY REQUIRED TO PREFERENCE PAULINE HANSON FIRST FOR THE SENATE.
>>77680483
PLEASE EXPLAIN
>>77680381
ALA are not endorsed by Aus/pol/ you cunt. They are a Jewish front seeking to co-opt Australian Nationalism and redirect it towards Zionist interests.
>>77680525
I don't like it.
>>77680431
>TAKE A PEN WITH YOU TO VOTE.
Isn't this just a way to get the ballot disqualified?
If they want to fake votes they have easier ways than erasing pencil x:es.
TFW labor is going to win. Kill me.
>>77680715
Maybe in sweden but our law has nothing about pens or pencils in it.
>>77680812
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/newspoll
>>77680812
>labor is going to win
Almost no-one thinks that m8.
>>77680812
>Kill me
Kill yourself m8.
>>77680843
There is a meme that goes around every election that a vote written in pencil isn't legal because according to the law you need to use ink to complete a legal document.
>>77680812
Pfft, LNP wins dude, polls don't mean shit.
Unless something big happens we'll keep following a two term cycle, Libs win this one then Labor most likely wins the next two.
>>77680381
Why don't we like NXT? Xeno seems okay.
>>77680966
I went and voted the other day there was only pencils.
tfw voted for Pauline in the Senate
FUCK THIS KEK
>>77681035
The OP is retarded m8. His autism is of a particularly virulent strain.
>>77681038
... I miss Tony.
Abbot was a tool, but he was a tool you could be proud of.
>>77681180
>a tool you could be proud of
He was pretty cringey and embarrassing m8. Let's be honest.
>>77681035
>>77681069
Nick Xenophon is what makes politicians bad. Only in it for himself.
Basically: "I will say anything to get in"
>>77681038
Oy-fuckn-vey
>>77681180
Tfw Tony rocked up to a climate change conference and bragged about how he slaughtered Labors emission trading scheme.
>>77681253
m8 people desperate to get into parliament don't run as independents who no-one has ever heard of, which is how Xenophon started.
People who crave power and attention join a major party. That is the easy route to the top.
>>77681404
Thank you for your expert analysis.
>>77681503
You are a dumb cunt.
>>77681503
lel abhorrent australian memes is pretty fuckin based F a M
>>77681503
Counterpoint then mate, prove he's selfish fag.
>>77681698
Dead center, no real opinions, just goes whichever way the wind blows.
>>77680812
>labor is going to win.
How?
There are no seats in NT, SA, TAS, ACT for them to win.
They're own polling shows that they're doing shit in NSW swing seats.
The Vic Labor government has pissed everyone off by fucking with the CFA, so much so Labor's now worried about losing a seat or two they already have.
Qld Labor government has pissed everyone off by taking $4billion out of public servant's super.
The best Labor can hope for is a hung parliament, even then most of the crossbench has said they will give Turnbull a chance given he's the incumbent.
The ABC has done a propaganda piece on how muslims are really not homophobic at all:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-06-18/muslim-homophobia-in-spotlight-after-orlando-nightclub-shooting/7522758
Not that I give a shit about fags but the ABC should be telling the fucking truth about what muslims think.
>>77682131
>Dead center, no real opinions, just goes whichever way the wind blows.
You could be describing Turnbull or Shorten.
i think this is how im gonna vote in the senate (ACT fag here)
>sustainable australia
>christian democratic party
>rise up australia
>liberal democrats
>voteflux
>libs
opinions? voting in the senate is pretty complicated for a simple minded bloke
>>77682218
This is why people don't like politicians, which is the point.
>>77681180
Turnbull pretty much came into power by appearing more polished in his vocabulary and having a more progressive position in that he would accept a more diverse cabinet. Also by announcing to fund "green" investment schemes. He then put a woman as minister of defence. Who's husband met with buisness partners in france to assure them they won the 50bil sub contract. I reckon Tones was indicating that we go with the japanese contractors b4 contest for pm but it was 2 late as the media got into a frenzy about a leadership challenge while they lubed themselves up for the big bulls schlong.
>>77682174
i actually heard this on the radio the other day
they were asking questions like 'do you hear people in islam being homophobic' and the answers were like 'yeah but you hear people being homophobic in all religions'
but which other religions are openly prosecuting people for being gay in 2016 you fucking towelhead cunt
So what actually happens if i just just number the right wings parties for the senate and put nothing beside LNP, labor and greens?
pls no flame
meta shitpost
>>77680381
>Parties with autism:
>Liberal democrats
What a tasty little meme this is! They want Guns for the common man, small government and hate the greens more than anyone else. David is a hero who calls a spade a spade and Shoebridge a communist cunt(actual quote).
LDP man, a party for more freedom.
>>77682131
Critical of both parties and points out bullshit on both sides, his schtick is transparency in governance. He's also the guy who called out scientology and is one of the few pollies tring to outlaw pokies.
You're totally uninformed.
>>77682438
Yeah he needed to go to the November Paris climate change conference to suck them off because we were basically the only first world country not on board.
>>77680381
Already voted.
Parliament:
1. Liberal
2. Family First
Senate:
1. Cory Bernardi
2. Bob Day
3. Rest of Liberal candidates
4. Rest of FF candidate
>>77682497
If you're voting above the line then your vote is valid so long as you number at least six parties.
So i work at a prison and i was walking into a prisoners cell looking at his photos that were stuck to his wall and my jaw fucking droped to the floor due to what i saw.
This shitskin mudslime prisoner had numerous photos of himself and a beautiful white women in a loving embrace.
This fucking turbo manlet muslim nigger had a nice looking white girl. What the fuck drives women to men like this? I simply can not comprehend how something like this happens.
>>77682497
Nothing m8. Your vote will exhaust if none of the parties you pick get elected.
I numbered every box to make sure I would always have my vote in the count, no matter how shitty the alternatives got.
>>77682497
/pol/ voting method:
Favorite memes > minors and independants > majors > unfunny memes > green.
House of reps: You have to preference all parties.
Senate: You may preference 1 choice above the line or 6+. You must preference 12 or more if voting below the line.
who KAP/ONENATION here?
>>77682527
>Guns for the common man
I have met the common man m8, and I don't want him to have guns.
>>77682527
they are actually pretty autist lad. seems like their whole party is based around the decriminalization of ''''''''''victimless''''''''''''''' crimes like fag marriage and abortion
im gonna preference them for gun rights but MAKE NO MISTAKE they are pure autist
>>77682615
It's usually the penis.
>>77682615
which prison do you work at? are all the prisoners mudrats?
>>77682527
OP is clearly confused, endorsing one nation but not LDP is madness.
>>77682605
You did pretty shit m8. Voting major party number 1 in this day and age.
>>77682654
i wish
Friendly reminder to vote LDP.
Unless you hate freedom, that is.
>>77682527
They are halfway decent but their endgame is so autismal it isn't even funny. They cannot do what needs to be done.
>>77680483
No One Nation candidate in my electorate.
Feels bad man. Nothing but labour Greens and Independents.
>>77682810
freedom for feminists to kill their own children and for pedophiles to raise children? i dont think so lad
>>77682791
Its strategic more then anything, apart from Bernardi in the senate, he would always be #1.
>living in ausfailia for 21 years
>still not registered
>>77682605
Fail.
Why the fuck did you vote nothing but liberal? In Reps sure, but why the senate?
>>77681035
Will be a glorious shit show if we get a Senate shared by minors and the majors locked out.
>>77682981
You should have vote NXT in the House m8. Fuck the majors up. Break the duopoly.
>>77681503
>tfw there's literally a maccas on the site of the right side of that pic
5 mins from me house.
Also Albo blew the fuck out of Pyne in that Q&A. Political allegiances aside, it's a miracle Pyne can talk and breathe at the same time.
do you think i could pick up qt conservative chicks if i became a member of the christian democratic party?
I'm just going to get my name ticked off, there is literally no one worth voting for.
>>77683027
But we need the libs weak in the senate to block the TPP, most other party are against it but the libs are fucked in the head.
why do greens have so many senate candidates, is it some scam to increase chances? they have twice as many as ALP in qld
>>77683113
feeling this way for the house of reps
>>77683030
Yeah no, Xenophon himself is alright, but if he is successful in this election we will see that change. Hes better where he is now.
>>77682999
Bernardi is the single best right wing candidate on the list in all respects (followed closely by Bob Day), not least in both simply being a more realistic option then the other small parties.
>>77682866
If you're having electorate problems then I feel bad for you son.
I've got 99 problems but Pauline aint one.
>>77683113
LABOR AND GREENS LAST CUNT
THAT SHOULD BE REASON ENOUGH
>>77683152
They get the collectivist funding.
>>77683113
In that case, just vote liberal, you may not agree entirely but it keeps the pendulum on the right (even if that's just a perception of the public and not actually the real right).
>>77683210
63. Sarah Hanson Young
64. Penny Wong
End of list
>>77683152
The big long list is meant to make them stand out and look impressive.
Their number 2 used to be the leader of the Democrats btw. Got in trouble for being a drunk and stealing bottles of wine from the Liberals.
>>77683113
Greens and majors last with LDP/memes first lad.
>>77683179
>Bob Day
There is no humanity in Bob Day. He gives me the creeps. Family First is full of those types.
>>77683297
>Marking any cucked senate candidates at all
>>77683113
Senate:
1. ALA
2. One Nation
3. LDP
4. Rise Up
5. Shooters
6. Independent
who hyped as fuck for the tears when senator hanson
>>77683188
m8 you need to expand your image collection. You post the same ones in every thread.
>>77683271
yea vote libs for asian ownership of australia yayy :]
>>77683127
Are you shilling for or against the libs mate?
Can't tell.
>>77683406
do you think there's a chance of her getting in? the media STILL makes her the butt of jokes and the face of australian racism, absolutely disgusting to be honest
>>77683188
Take a bow.
>>77683369
What are you basing that on exactly? And if that's the case, what politician do you see 'humanity' in? The guy has very simple family values and puts them across very reasonably, how is that creepy?
>>77683370
Marking them last (and any parties that side with them) ensures they get no preferences, right? Also, its fun to fuck with the vote counters.
>>77683369
Maybe you're a heretic
>>77682764
All prisons are swarming with mudslime, trust me.
>>77681038
I miss Abbot.
>>77683519
>lefty guitarists
disgusting
>>77683428
Its a strategic vote, because for every idiot like you who doesn't vote or votes for some minor party, there is another person voting for labour/greens.
Just keep it on the right in the most realistic way possible if thats all you can do.
>>77682527
>LDP man, a party for more freedom.
the freedom to sell your #1 senate ticket in a given state for cold hard cash.
>>77683127
This. Holy shit it cannot be overstated how much of a threat the TPP is.
>>77683593
yeah don't fight back because you'll just lose anyway
do you apply this mentality when your wife's boyfriend convinces her to let him fuck her in the ass?
hello shitpost/pol/ what is this ive never seen auspol before whats the big deal
are there any based candidates if so what have they done
>>77682495
>"But this other group does it therefore we don't have to change until they do"
Fucking despise this argument
>Have to waste my Saturday afternoon to go to my local voting area to vote for a government that pushed for a double dissolution
Fuck this shit, I'm going to make sure all my votes go into independents, which party supports of 2D lolis?
>>77682605
You fucked up. Enjoy the refugees and mosques you cunt
>>77682158
Darwinfag here, I wouldn't be so sure on Libs getting either of the two seats up here. We've had the CLP as our local parliament for the past few years and people seem to be losing their shit at them due to funding issues. I imagine it'll end up being reflected on the Solomon/Lingari seats.
>>77683712
Read the thread, he said he wasn't going to vote at all, that's not fighting back, shill.
>>77680381
>https://guccifer2.wordpress.com/2016/06/18/new-docs-from-dnc/
Voting labor so when the housing bubble bursts on their watch they won't get elected for another 8 years.
>>77682615
Bonnie and Cylde syndrome
>>77683491
http://www.abc.net.au/news/qld-election-2015/guide/lock/
yeah m8 she almost got up in the qld election last year, should be a good chance
>>77683113
But there are people worth putting last.
there are a few based candidates, bob katter says funny/based shit every now and then and pauline hanson sticks up for white australians but the media and major parties shit on her every chance they get.
Parliament
1. KAP
2. Rise up
Senate
1. One Nation
2. KAP
3. ALA
4. Rise Up
5. Family First
6. Shooters
QLD here look good cunts?
>>77682513
underrated
>>77683955
I miss him ;_;
>>77683861
no you DUMB CUNT he told that other cunt to vote for libs just because its apparently the lesser of two evils
>>77683971
>Lack of LDP when they are running in QLD
Mate.
>>77683971
Looks perfect mate... but fuck it makes me miss Tony and a liberal party worth voting for
>>77684070
stop fucking shilling your freedom for autism party you dickhead cunt
>>77684070
oh shit missed them
Senate
1. One Nation
2. KAP
3. LDP
4. ALA
5. Rise Up
6. Family First
>>77683955
Katter is fucking retarded and wants North Qld to be its own state.
>TONY JONES: So they didn't need the speeds Labor was promising?
>CHRISTOPHER PYNE: No, they didn't.
>TONY JONES: What speed do they need?
>CHRISTOPHER PYNE: Well, the speed that they will have, you’ll be able to watch five full-length movies in the same household if you all want to at the same time.
>TONY JONES: Okay, now the...
>CHRISTOPHER PYNE: Which is a lot of movies!
>TONY JONES: Anthony Albanese?
>CHRISTOPHER PYNE: That's a lot of television ...(indistinct)...
What a mouthbreather. Friendly reminder Liberals hate internet.
>>77684226
NOT FOR SALE CUNT REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77684209
Not bad. I think I'm going:
Liberal Democratic Party
Outdoor Recreation Party
Australian Liberty Alliance
Smokers' Rights
Australia First Party
Family First (Bob Day)
Christian Democratic Party
One Nation
Australian Christians
Health Australia Party
CountryMinded
Australian Motoring Enthusiast Party
Shooters, Fishers and Farmers Party
Jacqui Lambie Network
>>77681038
>Those noses
>Turnbull going full merchant hands in fourth pic
>>77684261
so do labor. guess who wanted to put a filter in? guess who supported metadata retention?
>>77683905
fuck yeah, that looks real promising actually. I want to see my Pauline memes shit up this board
>>77683971
pretty much exactly how I intend to vote. Then LDP>Libs>Labor>Green
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/sqld/htv/
this page is pretty helpful desu
>>77683896
They will rig the demographics to prevent this
>>77684341
prob bump up LDP to 2 tbqh
>House of Representatives:
Family First
Liberal
Independent
Labor
Xenophon
Animal Justice Party
Greens
>Senate:
Family First
CDP
ALA
One Nation
SFF
LDP
Liberal
>>77684226
>Katter is fucking retarded
>>77684372
Liberals for both. And they implemented a filter, before shortly removing it. And they made metadata retention too.
The point is, at least Labor would have given us world-class internet speeds, and a modern infrastructure that would have been relevant for years.
>>77683905
tfw double dissolution means she needs half as many votes as usual
>yfw
>brexit happens
>trump happens
>nationalist australian parties surge happens
>>77680381
vote one for one nation or ALA ausbros?
i'm torn
also torn between who to vote last labor or librals?
>>77684551
Can't wait to see it happen.
>>77684226
>>77684458
>putting major parties ahead of minor parties in any house of reps vote ever
Yours should look like this:
Famliy First
Independent
Xenophon
Liberal
Labor
Animal Justice Party
Greens
Possibly even the Animal Justice Party above Liberal. I mean none of the minor parties are guna get in in the house of reps, might as well give 'em you rsupport.
>>77684551
>brexit
>trump
>pauline in senate
THE DREAM
>>77680381
did a postal vote recently. Voted for Pirates, and other 3rd parties. Fuck liberal and labor, this the worst election ever. Cucks, fucking cucks everywhere.
They don't even justify spending, they just think it will get them votes. The NBN (a keystone infrastructure) is a political football that has been gutted with every election being pushed back again and again.
Medicare under attack by the fucking liberals, Labor is pandering to fucking feminists and progressive cucks who want to ban the word "Guys" at work instead of creating fucking jobs. The same cucks who think a gender wage gap is real, that race and gender quotas are good and all the other crazy feminist bullshit.
Both parties need to be slung out, but they're just pandering to the worst parts of Australian society, all the sucks on the government who add nothing of value. Even a new art grant would do more good than most of the spending measures, at least 1 or 2 artists would get a fucking job.
>>77684558
Vote One Nation m8. ALA are a Jewish front.
>>77684226
They get cucked by the south
>>77684537
yes, should be a very good chance, imagine the memes with 6 years of senator hanson
>>77684558
one nation
not sure if im correct but i think ALA are pro immigration, just against muslim immigration.
>>77684558
>vote one for one nation or ALA ausbros?
False dichotomy, you vote for all parties, the question is the order. Put ALA first.
>also torn between who to vote last labor or librals?
Greens. I've decided to put Liberals ahead of Labor this election because I prefer the Liberals economic plan but that's about it.
>>77684640
I agree with this.
>>77684640
Xenophon above Liberal above Labor, even tho a vote for Xenophon is essentially a vote for labor...
>>77684558
one nation to cause max butthurt
>>77684558
The Liberals should go before Labor and there is this thing with ALA receiving funding from Zionists.
>>77684752
I don't think you understand how it works. Assuming Xenophon doesn't get in in your seat, your vote goes to YOUR next preference, not Xenophon's.
>>77684655
>voted for a fucking unfunny meme party when you could have voted for at least a funny meme party
>>77684551
>>77684551
>Britain stays
>Clinton wins
>Greens and Labor wins, labor pushes for ban of offshore detention centers
I can't wait
t. satan
>>77680381
SO if i remember correctly, i vote for my local, state and federal seats right?
>>77684640
I tawed with the idea of putting the independent above Liberal. I don't like Xenophon's party, so I put them low. AJP are a bit wacko, I don't think I could give them a high vote in good conscience.
>>77684511
> Liberals for both. And they implemented a filter, before shortly removing it. And they made metadata retention too.
no, labor for both. the liberals did not implement a filter. they suggested it prior to the last election and reverted back the literal next day.
> The point is, at least Labor would have given us world-class internet speeds, and a modern infrastructure that would have been relevant for years.
NBN take up is poor and the majority of customers who do take it up are purchasing the lowest two speed tiers. CVC pricing means that the customers can't buy the 'world class' internet speeds because ISPs can't afford to pay for it.
>>77684799
Who cares, I should've wrote in Donald Trump for all it matters.
>>77684797
Assuming Xenophon gets in, he goes to parliament in Canberra and votes for labor policies....
>>77684827
>i vote for my local, state and federal seats right?
Wrong m8.
>>77684877
>and votes for labor policies....
Only if they're good. Not everything Labor proposes is shit.
I'm currently enjoying my NBN.
>>77684655
>The NBN (a keystone infrastructure) is a political football that has been gutted with every election being pushed back again and again.
the NBN should not have been implemented by political parties for exactly this reason.
Don't the Libs want to cut your NEETbux?
>>77684842
If you dislike Xenophon that much I guess it's okay to put him below the major parties, but really since no minor party is going to win your seat you may as well vote for them first. Your vote is just guna go to Labor or Liberal anyway, might as well go through the other preferences first to increase the visible support for minor parties.
>>77684877
Like I said, Xenophon won't win the seat so there's no harm in voting for him higher in the preference list. As he won't get in there, all it does is raise the profile of minor parties.
>>77680431
She's hot but that was hard to watch
>>77684934
Xenophon will side generally with the left, and he will do what is popular, not what is good; so yes, you would probably get your NBN.
>>77684955
Not cut, just not increase it with the index rate as much so they'll be fucked over time.
They give you the option to be put into work but it's like $2 a hour.
Not my problem, i got a comfy $32ph job which will get a 20% rise in the next 3 weeks because contract swapover
>>77684985
You're a pig mate
>>77680843
It is actually law. You have to use a pencil if you dont bring your own pen. Weird huh.... Really makes you think hey take your own fucking pen
>>77684936
who else would do it, telstra?
>>77684957
I'll give the independent fella more visible support and put him above Libs, but Xenophon and AJP... I think not. Cheers for the advice lad
>>77684936
The liberal party has played silly buggers because a lot of them have Telstra shares and pals with Telstra bosses. So half copper, half fibre with Telstra building large sections. Telstra has been the only winner out of the liberal's broadband policies. While I'm less than 5k from a city center and won't get NBN for 4-6 years, probably more.
>>77681038
Only had to condems 3 sheihks for their comments after that. Fucking kukbull
>>77684848
>labor for both
http://www.baka.com.au/federal-politics/federal-election-2013/coalition-announces-internet-filter--and-immediately-backs-down-20130905-2t7nb.html
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-26/data-retention-laws-pass-federal-parliament/6351278
You are objectively fucking incorrect.
>NBN take up is poor and the majority of customers who do take it up are purchasing the lowest two speed tiers.
Source?
>CVC pricing means that the customers can't buy the 'world class' internet speeds because ISPs can't afford to pay for it.
Source?
>>77685038
What line of work are you in?
>>77685118
the NBN came about because telstra wanted to rollout faster internet access but didn't want to wholesale it or give access to it to other ISPs.
>>77684640
>Animal Justice
You just went full retard.
>>77680381
>Liberal democrats
>autism
They're literally the best party.
>small government
>freedom
>no "affirmative action"
>>77681038
Can we all just take a moment to reflect on how fucking horrible Waleed Aly is? Has there even been a more camouflaged fifth pillar?
>>77685198
Software development.
>>77682605
Champion! cory for pm. Im not even christian but he's the fucking man
>>77685089
Which section of the law is it in?
>>77684640
AJP
>Ban the killing of wildlife for any purpose except euthanasia
>Ban the use of "riparian zones" (river banks) for economic activity
>Ban the use of animals in entertainment
>ban the export of live animals from Australia (for all commercial purposes).
>Protect the rights of introduced animals
>>77680381
Tell me who to vote for cunts, first time doing so. Do i just have One Nation and ALA as top preferences?
>>77685118
They would have if it hadn't been funded with taxes.
>>77685272
Fair enough. You must be smart then. I can't stand tradies. They should be taxed the hardest because they're the biggest whinging cunts about tax.
>>77684551
>mfw
>>77685346
They probably want to tear down the Dingo Fence too, it's offensive to moderate dingoes.
>>77685258
>Has there even been a more camouflaged fifth pillar?
And he got invited to Kirribilli House and had his dinner paid for by us. I'm actually fucking livid.
>>77685388
>Do i just have One Nation and ALA as top preferences?
Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
>>77685388
Which candidates are in your electorate?
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/electorates-by-state/
what do you cunts think of paulines how to vote card?
>>77685346
>Ban the use of "riparian zones" (river banks) for economic activity
How will we enjoy water-side supper with riparian entertainments?
>>77685250
>>77685346
House of Reps lads, can't not vote for them in this case
>>77680381
Applying for jobs can't find shit. Boomers want to import more 457 Visas to take jobs away from young Australians fuck my life.
>>77684827
This is such propaganda
>nationalism is inherently bad and evil, never vote for them
>nice party wants to "smash the state"
>acts like socialists are the only one that offer anything good
Was this made by the Greens?
I fucking hate millennials, once the boomers die this country is fucked.
>>77685465
I'll probably vote similarly -- without Rise Up or Family First
>>77685089
>>77685325
Some anon posted it up the other day. Gotta be.in pencil unleas u byo pen.
>>77680715
There's been times where voting booths have run out of pens or people purposely steal them to fuck over areas(e.g say you're in a lib area, you're labor strong area but not voting region, by stealing the pen you're fucking labor over). Really this is the organizsers faults too for not preparing a fuckton of backups.
Imagine if you were going for a important test and they placed one pen on each desk, would you bring your own pen or not?
Hell yeah you would.
>>77685197
> http://www.baka.com.au/federal-politics/federal-election-2013/coalition-announces-internet-filter--and-immediately-backs-down-20130905-2t7nb.html
> The Coalition has made an embarrassing backdown from a commitment that it would require internet service providers to censor "adult content", saying a policy document it released two days before the election was "in error".
oops, that was what i said. conroy wanted to rollout a filter to get on the good side of the family first senator fielding.
> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-26/data-retention-laws-pass-federal-parliament/6351278
> Data retention laws pass Federal Parliament as Coalition and Labor vote together
oops. that is labor voting for metadata retention.
> https://delimiter.com.au/2016/05/16/no-gigabit-demand-australian-continues-nbn-election-attack/
> The newspaper’s article relies on information from the NBN company... noting that most customers have chosen lower NBN speed tiers at 12Mbps to 25Mbps.
> http://blog.jxeeno.com/cvc-remains-the-single-biggest-threat-to-nbn/
> Standard 12/1 mbps plan could rise to over $150 if pricing model doesn’t drastically change
NBN is taken up by something like less than two thirds of premises passed.
>>77685465
Dump FF, replace it with LDP. Then it's good.
>>77685508
It'd take fucking Taj El-Din Hamid Hilaly over damn animal rights hippy in Parliament. They literally want to destroy our economy to save some fucking mongrels.
>>77685592
>say you're in a lib*
Drinking fampai
>>77685465
She got drawn X, rise up got Y, the closest to A was Katter with I.
I wonder if that was an accident?
>>77685548
>I fucking hate millennials, once the boomers die this country is fucked.
Implying the the boomers haven't already fucked us all.
>>77685625
Greens have a higher chance of getting in, and AJP don't have any policies outside of anything concerning animals. They're really as bad as each other in the end IMO.
>>77685508
Sorry. I'm dumb.
>>77685600
Don't you like families? Why do you believe people should be able to execute their children because they're flipping out thanks to their mates right to sell them meth?
>>77685164
>Telstra has been the only winner out of the liberal's broadband policies.
telstra were winning under labors policies too. aud$12 billion for access to ducts and pits, plus contracts for service provisioning and back end systems.
>>77685055
I'm a red blooded male who has heard the stories of her behaviour when she was at Adelaide Uni, mate.
>>77685718
All good m8
WHY AM I STUCK IN THIS FUCKING DAGO LAND YOU PISSRUNNING BLOODY SHITCUNTS
>>77685748
You must be an arse-man, then
>>77685464
Cheers senpai, Yeah I'm in district Port Adelaide. Why does it look so shit m8.
>>77685761
Because you fell for the spicy pizza pie meme
>>77685748
Please elaborate.
>>77685834
I'd rather your electorate than mine m8 (Makin), yours is pretty good
>>77685761
Please jamal I dont want any fake gucci handbags
>>77685887
She was a YUUUUUGE anal slut in her Uni days
>>77685720
Because FF are weak religious faggots who'd flip-flop on true nationalism. They're the cuckservative US religious right between 1980-2015, absolutely useless.
>>77685887
Story goes she took it from a few lucky blokes in the loos while out on a pub crawl
>>77682866
Senate is state-wide you drongo.
Unless you're not living in QLD, you can vote for Pauline for the senate.
WE
>>77685945
Kek. Doesn't she complain about young women being sexualised?
>>77686068
WUZ
>>77685784
Kek
Whats my go here lads? Looking to rain in aus to a new right wing era???
>>77686077
SCIENTISTS'N'SHIT
>>77686082
how horrible heres mine :^)
>>77686082
1. Lib
2. Shooters
3. Christians
4. Greens
5. Lab
Depends tho, if your seat is safe liberal, feel free to put 2 or 3 to the top.
>>77686070
Yeah, that's right. You can't expect a loose woman to consistent, let alone a Greens politician.
>>77685300
Checking my own dubbalubdubs
>>77686053
NSW.
Beaten only by Melbourne in the disaterous tolerance Olympics.
>>77686082
4 5 3 1 2
>>77684226
>Katter is fucking retarded and wants North Qld to be its own state.
Call me a fucking retard then. There would be nothing better than leaving the fucking south behind.
>>77686331
Condolences then mate
>>77686345
Yep I rekon cobba
>>77686186
Pretty jell desu
>>77684827
this cartoon was very informative but fukcing hell the cunt who made it must be riding some commies cock pretty hard
At least with Turnbull we'll know we're safe from kikes.
>>77686315
poor little bastard has worms.
the dog probably does, too.
Thoughts folks?
>>77686357
Can't vote for Joh Bjelke-Petersen.. Vote Katter instead
Thread theme: https://youtu.be/qUnQ3F2Rwq4?t=25
>>77685346
but what will we do about the carp? i was getting keen on giving them herpes
>>77686082
1. Shooters
2. Christians
3. Libs
4. ALP
5. Greens
>>77685408
lel tradies are the only people in this country who actually speak up about muslims taking over though
give them credit where its due
>>77686716
You serious? He straight up legitimately is one
I'm thinking.
ldp
family first
katters
consumers
lnp
labor
greens
>>77686739
You didn't really need to name the file, it was quite obvious.
Goes without saying LIBERAL #1
Then rank the rest by least popular first to split the left vote, so probably:
Drug
Sex
Animal
Green
Labor
>>77686739
Jesus that's tuff m80 ...
Draw a couple of cocks on it I rekon
After July 2 you get fucked no matter who wins.
TURNBULL WINS!
-Lose medicare
-Lose the dole
-Lose the pension.
-Lose your job cause some rich ass boss would rather pay an immigrant half your wage for your job.
SHORTEN WINS.
-Hundred of refugees flood the country
-Poor diplomatic relations with the world
-NO Centerlink
FUck this shit.
>>77686739
1. Drugs
2. Sex
3. Libs
4. AJP
5. ALP
6. Greens
>>77686846
SHUT IT DOWN
>>77686846
Exactly. He serves his own interests.
>>77686923
shorten the less worst of the pair
>>77685945
hahahha
whats it like doing anal lads?
>>77686927
I reckon the Drug Reform bloke looks like he knows how to have a good time
>>77686923
>2c deposited into your union account
>>77686923
Dont vote for the 2 parties???? R u fukn tarded m8
>>77686846
No, he and both his parents are Roman Catholic
>>77686862
I'd put FF and Katter at 1 and 2, whichever you like more, then LDP, then the rest how you have them. But besides that, I really like the look of this.
>>77687002
