>join the police force
>end up being partnered with a 100 pound female
Honestly, I think this would make me quit on the spot.
I wouldn't feel safe partnering with a woman in such a job. I would feel extremely vulnerable.
>>77177188
>British cops aren't even armed
>partner is a 5'2 100 pound woman
>London has the highest crime rate in Europe
it does sound like a shitty job.
I'd be a cop here though, I've ever considered it.
>>77177188
Lol bro, I'm a former D-1 rugby player, have abs at 6'1" 240 lbs, worked as a bouncer, and I bench somewhere around 420 lbs. I grew up on base and boxed since I was 8. I've got the quickest hands I've ever seen in person from a non professional fighter, especially at my weight. If my gf wants to talk chit I'll let her do it to a point before pulling her away. If some guy gets in her face? I'm either gonna do the responsible thing and get the bouncer or pick him up and slam his phucking neck into the concrete.
What do you weigh... 190 lbs? Bench maybe 275 lbs? Lol. You have no idea what it's like walking around as big and as strong as someone like me. First of all, 95% of men walk in fear of you, and 95% of the other 5% of men are just retarded.
Literally the last 3 altercations I've been in with other males ended with me giving them one back hand slap and knocking them to the ground (I'm terrified of hitting most men and either killing them or putting them into a coma)
Any type of altercation, verbal etc. whether it involves girls I know or guys I know just mildly amuse me as I know I can step in and regulate the situation in a split second if things get serious.
Take your tiny, wanna be, hard pretend phaggot ass elsewhere pussy.
>>77177369
You realise OP's pic is Australian right?
>>77177663
it's actually british....
>>77177188
> get a real life Judy Hopps as your partner
>not wanting to put bunny ears on her and fuck her in the back of the car while you let London burn around you
Just breed her everyday.
Guns are banned so you don't need to worry about crime anyways :^)
>>77177469
is this a new meme? i think it is!
>>77177188
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>>77177737
Well blow me down - so it is.
London still doesn't have the highest crime rate in Europe though . . .so I get to save some face eh?
is it dangerous to be a police ina developed country?
what you should fear in australia?
>>77177188
Well, it's like any job when you're picking up a woman's slack, only with the consequences of life and death.
Every man who's done the "heavy lifting" in a workplace should have reached this conclusion already.
>>77178126
Well, first of all. People in the military have been ordered to not wear military uniform out in public due to terrorist threat (other than military day parade).
>>77177188
In america she would have a taser + gun or just gun (some of our cities banned tasers so we just shoot you to death when you act up.)
http://www.latimes.com/local/california/la-me-san-francisco-police-chief-stun-gun-20151210-story.html
YFW some people acted up expect to get tazed but instead got shot full of lead. Might want to research where you rob.
Female cops have their place. Doing bitch office work and searching female suspects is about all they can handle. Absolutely crumble under pressure, are weak as fuck, and are about 30% of what a man can do.
If you keep them away from any action, female police can be just fine.
>>77177188
> get a real life Judy Hopps as your partner
Sign me up.
>>77178615
we actually have chaplains to do that job, the emotional support thing. The searching females, yea females win there.
>>77178447
>or just gun (some of our cities banned tasers so we just shoot you to death when you act up.)
dog bles ameriga
In truth though if you gave British police guns it would increase number of criminals with guns ×100, more officers would end up dying than they currently do, so it's effextively self defeating.
In any other country though the police should hsve guns. Particularly Americans. Your police should have fucking drones.
>>77177469
>check flag
Well brutus, when some 4'11" manlet inserts a .45 caliber bullet in to your forehead, maybe you will understand it really doesn't matter how fucking big you are in the USA.
95% live in fear of you, ahahahahahaha I bet you tell yourself that as you jerk off, what a fucking retard.
>>77178749
Tfw my local sheriff department has a drone.
>>77178749
>>77178847
http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_27059034/alameda-county-sheriff-buys-two-drones
Turns out we have two.
>>77177469
Love this pasta
>>77178749
Yea, but would that be worse? This is an actual question.
>>77178615
>Female cops have their place.
>zootropica picture
zozzle
>>77177188
One of my good friends is a cop (Female). Bitch is 240 pounds of the nicest walrus meat you'll know off duty. Got permission from her department and her to have a little ride around interview/documentation for a few days.
That fucking woman.. that was the scariest shit i'v seen. Pulled some twig crack driver through his window after he got mouthy and reached for something in the pack.
Made a group of 'Yung Thugs' run with their tails tucked between their legs, when they were caught doing something nefarious.
The type of woman that could harness that mother bear shit when needed to.
Amazingly did her job, 10/10 would let her continue being a cop.
inb4 "Outliner isn't the rule"
I know you dumb twats. I'm not saying because one skilled beast of a woman does good that all women inlcuding a 114lb twat that watches her fingernails more than she does the streets she's patroling deserves to drive alongside my friend.
>>77177188
>>end up being partnered with a 100 pound female
>Honestly, I think this would make me quit on the spot.
You might be gay m8
>>77177469
Wew lad. Nice imagination.
>>77179107
>>77178749
This is the chart I've been looking at, unless you are black your odds of being "violent crimed" has gone down by a ton.
As a non black, we add a ton of guns and we get less violence.
>>77179467
>>77178749
Are you guys just not reporting arab crimes?
>>77177188
> Not having a Judy Hopps tier waifu-cop
SHIT TASTE
>>77177188
10 year LEO (now retired) here.
Was partnered with a 110 lb Hmong girl.
See her get charged by a a 250 lb man while I was talking to his buddy.
>Shuffle pivot
>Shoulder wrap
>Bounces fucker off the ground like a goddamned basketball
Granted, some of these female cops are useless. But she was pretty damned good
>>77177469
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>>77177469
Pfft that's nothing. I'm 8'8 500lb. with a 30in. cock. I once tipped over an M1 Abrams tank by myself, so save me your homosexual rugby stories.
>>77180120
>110 lb Hmong girl
pics?
>>77177188
Dude are you insane
The best part about being a cop in Australia is the female cops are fucking hot
Ask her out
>>77177188
The bullets from her gun will kill niggers just as well as mine.
>>77178079
No, your off to the tower I`m afraid son...
>Captcha things rapids are the same as a waterfall
>>77180898
KEK. She was pretty hot. And bi.
>>77177935
More like -12
>>77177469
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You can't un bench a .22 that enters your skull you d1 prick
>>77177469
Now this is dank. Saved
Women should be in the kitchen or in the bedroom making babies.
>cucks all of you
>>77179355
Bring her into a situation with multiple large, angry niggers on drugs with guns, and her female compulsion to panic will go overboard.
Not discounting this hypothetical cop's achievements, just saying the truth.
I swear to god tho, you leafs would be the fucking ones to boast about your obese female cops
>to do:
>infiltrate lollipop guild
>paint self orange and make sweets
>>77180120
>Tiny hmong rat woman
>pulling any of that shit off
The physics are just way off. Maybe if the guy was like, fucking shitfaced or poisoned, or end stage poz or something.
Thing is though, you can easily knock a person of that size out with a punch to the side of the head or jaw, woman or no. Maybe he was just a pussy or something. Or maybe you're just lying on the internet. Who knows.
>>77177188
>join the police force
>end up being partnered with a 100 pound female
>>77177741
This is what I came here to say.
Thank you anon, I'm glad I read into the thread b4 not lurking..
>>77177469
Now imagine how much of a pussy you are when I whip out Old Painless.
>>77179371
Well, this is /pol/..
>>77177663
>snow
>in Australia
Kek
>>77177188
not only that its someone you always have to look out for instead of someone to watch your back.
>>77183552
>implying a .2 could shoot thru a skull in the first place
If someone shot me with a .22, I would beat the living shit out of them.
Grandmother was a deputy for my county for about 30 years, only thing that stopped her from working was knee replacements. Besides that, she was fairly small, about 125, but she didn't take shit, she could through around a man twice her size and keep his ass on the ground. If she needed to unholster her hk she could put someone down quickly and effectively because she's been shooting since she was 5. Moral of the story is, a women can be a cop, but only if she was trained to compensate for her smaller stature.
>>77186545
It does snow around Canberra and South Australia....
>>77177188
depends on how many feral nigs are about
>>77177188
>A FUCKING MIDGET
>>77177469
>What the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch etc etc.
>>77177188
You're a big guy, m8
>>77177469
Saved
>>77177469
Nice pasta. But even 5'8" 120 lbc drugaddict can easily fuck 7'11" 500 lbs hulk with a knife. He must be fast and hide the knife before he starts stabbing ofc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20DN9wDhbAo
>>77177663
You fucking mong. Kill yourself, our cops are actually armed
>>77189391
Better they wouldn't be:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f5a_1465460024
>>77189391
>You fucking mong. Kill yourself, our cops are actually armed
Calm down Bruce, don't get stroppy with me.
>>77177188
The police force isn't your safespace.
>>77177188
It's like other countries don't understand: Women cops exist because you give them guns and they kill niggers justifiably every time. It's the perfect scenario: women don't get convicted and cops don't get convicted.
>teleports behind you
heh, ill show you a real knife
