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CRAZY ROUBLE THREAD #2230 - VOLODIN IS A GAY EDITION
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Rouble has gone bonkers, can you deal with him?

USD - 64RUB, EUR - 73RUB, Oil - $49
USA minimum wage - 8$ per hour/1280$ per month
Gabon minimum wage - 1.84$ per hour/325$ per month
Russia minimum wage - 0.54$ per hour/95$ per month

Why are we here? We are here because posting on 2ch.hk (russian 4chan) is no longer safe: http://bigstory.ap.org/article/0274242811894097a9d79f789002aab0/dozens-russia-imprisoned-social-media-likes-reposts

This general is about the social life and economics of modern Russia. You can ask about Russia here, you will get honest answers.
For russians: we encourage you to use english, despite how bad it might be.
For non-russians: 4chan changes some cyrillic letters to latin ones for some reason, rendering google translate useless. You might want to use yandex or start learning russian.

What are we doing here? Some of the people here are traders on stock markets. That's why there are all these graphics, charts, prices and shit. Some people are trying to predict how things will go in the future.

Actual news about Russia in english: https://meduza.io/en

We're still fighting back from kremlin bots, force them to sit on bottles, make bets with our anuses, predict stock rates. With more than 2200 threads of wasted budgets, thousands of chart candles, and hundreds of stable deposits now in the past, we are: finding out where jew reptilians are hiding, why everybody sucked dick, except for us, how to lose 15 years of oil income in JUST one year, how to drop your spaghettos in front of the entire world in such a way that everyone thinks it's part of your ingenious masterplan, how to lose everything and not lose yourself in this hard time of troubles.
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We've learnt for the past two years that our taxes grew up, cheap foods and cheap meds are DONE WITH, hypermarkets have switched over to low quality cancerous shit from China, direct food import is DONE WITH, factories are DONE WITH - VneshpromBank - DONE, Turkey & Egypt - DONE, travel companies - DONE, BashOil - DONE, South Stream - DONE, Turkish Stream - DONE, Nothern Stream - DONE, Nothern Stream 2 - DONE, FNB has been given over to banks, Retailers - DONE, Mistrals - DONE, Roskosmos - DONE, Danone factories in Russia - DONE, export - DONE, diplomatic friendship with the UK - DONE, Enegrosbyt/TNS- Energy - DONE, Rosnano - DONE, UVZ - DONE, steel export - DONE, marussia - DONE, VAZ - DONE, Siberian icecream sticks - DONE, GLONASS - DONE, Syria - DONE, RBC - DONE, FNB - DONE.
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We used to laugh about zero economic growth - looking back we see that was a good thing. According to a new law the FSB is now allowed to shoot civilians (including kids and women). The president has gotten one of his personal buddies to form a National Guard, consisting of Kadyrovtsy. The Ostankino Broadcasting center has been surrounded by barbwire, just in case.
The russian peoples are overflowing with debts and cannot even pay a single % for them, there's not enough monies in the budget, inflation is at 15%. The Baikal region has been rented to chinks. You can go to prison for partaking in three unsanctioned public protests. FSB puts everyone who buys more than $300 on a watch list. You can go to prison for posting the "wrong" thing, and even for reposting it on social media. People are advised to starve for the sake of Putin's government. Rublovka residents are moving out to London. Bread is, once again, made out of animal food grains. People are getting fired en masse, and salaries are being delayed. There are charges for treason. There is a third trial against Khodorovsky. The government is preparing to enact measures to restrict people from buying foreign currency. The government is trying to control the internet by constructing a copy of the Great Firewall of China in Russia. Expect thought crime to be a thing soon.

Gather up your popcorn, coffee, tea. alcohol, medicaments, weapons and painkillers, folks. Start stocking up supplies if you failed to get out of the country in time. The show is going to be long and unforgettable.
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Our lovely general is being constantly attacked by kremlin bots 24/7. Who are they?

The government created a special cyber unit to defend their positions and reputation on the internet. All media resources, after gaining a certain amount of attention on the web, are added to a watch list, and flooded with kremlinbots soon after. Their ultimate goal is to confuse your mind and trick your emotions.

How can you detect kremlinbots?
Unfortunately, you need some personal experience from facing them. But their main red flags are: high aggressiveness, general stupidity, wide use of propaganda cliches such as: yurop is on the verge of societal collapse, the USA is on the verge of economic collapse, muh massive shootouts in the US, muh refugees in Europe, muh radical LGBT madness everywhere in the world, everything you've been told and taught is a lie, RussiaToday is the sole credible news outlet, Putin is a good boy he dindu nuffin, and so on and so forth. Their most beloved tactics are: whataboutisms, blatant ad-hominem, avoiding the subject, appeal to emotion instead of logic, shifting the argument. Their methods are effective only against inexperienced opponents. Another obvious sign of kremlin-bot: posting pics of the ex-ukrainian prosecutor who have broke oath (traitor) to Ukraine, silly kremlin-bots also calling her mummy.

Read more here:
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/07/magazine/the-agency.html
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/02/putin-kremlin-inside-russian-troll-house
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolls_from_Olgino

Chinese example:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent_Party
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Archive
http://obr2ch.github.io/ - The interactive archive of previous threads. A graph showing the correlation between the frequency of threads and the currency exchange rate
[1-2228] http://pastebin.com/J0HQ0ua1
Thread 2229 http://archive.is/L3q0q

Цeнa нa ЖИЖУ (oil prices):
http://www.forexpf.ru/chart/brent/
https://www.theice.com/products/219/Brent-Crude-Futures/data
https://www.neste.com/en/corporate-info/investors/market-data/urals-brent-price-difference - The difference between URALS and BRETN!
http://www.naans-media.ru - Prices for Urals in roubles.
For energy: http://www.bloomberg.com/energy/

GCR:
http://valuta.investfunds.ru/indicators/view/220/
http://www.cbr.ru/hd_base/default.aspx?PrtId=mrrf_7d
http://www.cbr.ru/statistics/print.aspx?file=credit_statistics/iip_ira_15.htm&pid=svs&sid=mipzrRF - cтpyктypa ЗBP

Currency, exchange rates and indexes:
Russian Zen - http://zenrus.ru/
Биpжи вceгo миpa пo чacaм и eщё мнoгo вcякoгo - http://stocktime.ru/
Биpжи вceгo миpa пo чacaм: http://www.worldtimezone.com/markets24.php
USD/RUB нa MMBБ: http://moex.com/ru/issue/USD000UTSTOM/CETS
EUR/RUB нa MMBБ: http://moex.com/ru/issue/EUR_RUB__TOM/CETS
https://output.jsbin.com/genuwe/quiet - Very useful realtime from TradingView. B зaгoлoвкe aвтooбнoвляeмый кypc (дaбы мoнитopить пo вклaдкe в фoнe).
https://ru.tradingview.com/chart/?symbol=MOEX:USDRUB_TOM - Tyт тaкжe yдoбнo нaблюдaть cкaчки oбeзyмeвшeгo к дoллapy

Streams from currency markets:
https://www.tradingview.com/e/?symbol=usdrub
https://www.tradingview.com/e/?symbol=eurrub
http://www.finam.ru/analysis/profile2C880/?market=45
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>>77052930
OP is a fag LOL
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>>77053956
Thank you for this bump, mad kremlin shill. You became our crazy townee.
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>>77054239
Plz do a tl,dr it is like 3 am here and i don't feel like reading this wall of text what is this thread about.
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Bкaтилcя, ocвятил.
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>>77055093
Speak english, please.
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>>77055043
But in my timezone is 9 am.
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>>77052930
What would putin have done to you if he has known your identity? Do you want to get caught or do you not want to Russians on 4chan?
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>>77055713
This.
https://meduza.io/en/feature/2016/05/27/this-is-how-russian-police-deal-with-someone-who-wrote-one-comment-online-video
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>>77055713
Putin don't care about me, but FSB employees maybe want to improve the performance of crimes detection to get more money.
> Do you want to get caught
No
> do you not want to Russians on 4chan?
I just want free communication.
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can't you get some crazy chechen to blow putin up?
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For fuck sake, get rid of numeration, I want to auto hide those threads, or use some tripcode, or be a namefag, just give me an option to autohide these cancerous threds, or even better -get back on harkach.
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>>77052930
Why the FUCK do you keep creating this stupid thread, liberashka? Isn't the same 100500th-something thread on 2ch not enough for stupid shits like you?
NO ONE here fucking cares if Russia's economy went to shit and if they do, they'll most probably deny it anyway because le Russia le savior of le white race.

FUCK YOU STUPID CUNT GTFO FROM 4CHAN YOU KREAKLOFAGGOT WORM
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Liberal scum detected
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>>77056504
Putin have guards. We need aircraft with bombs for that.
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>>77056591
No. I want you suffer, kremlin shill.
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