Because our threads keep getting deleted go here
https://chatstep.com/#NOTHING
Password is Kek
Last night was constructive for our faith, two anons got taken by SWAT, computers, phones, tv, etc, all flickered.
>>76624575
>>76624823
Superior
DARPA agent here, yeah you guys are doing way too much.
I know it seems like fun and games but you're messing with things that were not meant to be messed with. You were warned. Let me break this down for you.
Not only is everything on 4chan pol archived, but everything that any of you do online is also archived. Everything you do.
Who you chat with, what porn you watch, the videos you watch. Because what you do has a massive out of proportion ripple affect into the rest of the world.
Right now we're observing but 4chan superusers and the oldfags who have been here the longest might be rounded up before November for national security reasons.
Not to hurt you, just to keep you from breaking Earth. Now I know you're all going to think this is a troll post but it is not.
I've been assigned to watch pol for 13 months now.
>>76624998
OC has never been my talent
>>76625025
What kind of porn do I enjoy?
>>76625264
We know more than we want to know about your cuckold fetish, Rick.
>>76625025
>>76625836
darpa work on robots and drones and automated orion strikers.
the chairforce is the main scientific force for stupid social experiment.
if you want to RP you could at least get your shit straight you dork.
>>76625836
I'm Paul, not Rick, and I do not have a cuck fetish. NIce try roleplay better please
>>76626427
Hey, I'm Paul too.
>>76626485
Hi paul
YOUR MAN MADE CAGES CANNOT CONTAIN ME
Do you like the 400km fire I started with my Mind?
>>76626633
Great dubs, Paul.
>>76626705
Canada?
>>76626910
Yep.
Did that shit with my mind powers.
>>76624575
>>76626633
>only one set of dubs in a kek thread
you fags need to step up your faith
can you imagine if they actually rounded up Magic users.
That would be hilarious.
>>76626971
Good job man.
>>76627078
We need more people here for Kek to notice us
>>76626485
Hi! I'm Paul!
>>76627078
Can anyone actually get in the room? I think the faggot posted the wrong password. Kill yourself.
fukn dubs y u do dis
>>76627116
They did, user in last night's thread got SWAT'd, others began noticing glitches with their tech.
>>76627362
password is KEK
OP is FAG
>>76627362
he is just phishing for your personal data.
>thank you Kek for mah Gifts.
>>76627416
>inb4 the whole place burns down.
>>76624575
>computers, phones, tv, etc, all flickered.
Please explain. I might have been visited by this this morning
>>76627525
You might have accidentally summoned the Ogdoad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i3Aa9NlxCk
>>76627362
>https://chatstep.com/#NOTHING
It's KEK
not Kek
You can destroy the sun, you can snuff out a flame, but darkness is immortal. You can snuff out the flame of Kek Darpa Agent, but you will never stop the Darkness within everything, it's even in you. Beware the darker aspect of Kek. YOU have been warned. You can't stop us, we are not many... we are ALL
This smells of honeypot. Watch yourself anons. 4chan and this board specifically has gotten pretty dangerous with its influence. Even law enforcement and the feds are really taking a notice toward us.
>>76627624
>Ogdoad
thanks fuck head now I have to bind them.
D'KHaTSeA D'LeH AaNiYKH
>>76624575
Why the fuck is anyone deleting this? Kek will always prevail in the end. Trump is his vessel to spread his holy message.
AaNiYKH MEiYNoA OaRKHiYMeA
Stop this
>>76627763
actually shit for brains it's Heqet.
D'MaOD'eA
Vovin, eternal, drakonis, archaos, set. May the sickness inflict all that stand against the matchless weapons. If you know anything, you know nothing can bind, stop or protect from the 11. the 11 will kill the 10.
>>76627200
Lmao, was waiting for it
He is the one true God, and all men must serve him
LARPing is for autistic faggots.
>>76628067
This guy is obvious too much of the pussy to even dare become one with the lord kek. Don't listen to his scaremongering hes probably a left wing Social Justice Warrior or SJW as we know them. LOL
>>76628752
its a Term I used to help explain to the others here.
> I told them to rest well and that I love them.
>>76624575
stop fucking around with demons
>>76625025
>everything I know about DARPA I learned from this scene the post
>>76629140
Feds need to kick rocks and suck cocks. They'll never understand the power of Lord Kek.
>>76625025
Saged, reported, hidden, called the mods, emailed moot, emailed the admin, called the cops, called the state police, called the county sheriff, called your ISP, called the District Attorney, called Interpol, called the NYPD, called the State Attorney, called the LAPD, called Child Protective Services called the FBI, called US Homeland Security, called the CIA, called the NSA, called the US Marshals, called the local courthouse, called your State Constable, called London Metropolitan Police, called the German Police, called the TSA, called the US President, called the attorney general, called the National Guard, called the US marines, called the US Navy, called the US Air Force, called the US army, called the Royal Navy, called the governor of every state, called the Federal Air Marshals, called every sheriff deputy, called the Coast Guard, called the US Customs and Border Protection, called the RCMP, called every park ranger, called the mayor of every city in France, called the British Army, called the Queen, called NATO, called the Russian Air Force, called the Federal flight deck officers, called the UN, called the Corrections Department for every state, called the Australian Federal Police, called SWAT, called the Supreme Court, called the Mexican Police, called the White House, called the DEA, called the inspector general, called the Secret Service, called CNN, called ABC, called the vice president, called the senators for every state, called congress, called the pope, called CHP, called the Department of Fish and Wildlife for every state, called the internet police, called the US Capitol Police, and called the Party Van.
>>76629199
>>76625025
Totally.
>>76629199
LARPing is for faggots
>>76626427
You should have went along with it faggot.
>>76629270
>and called the Party Van.
Dang, don't want to miss out on that one.
I'm looking for scholarly books into meme magic, and its ancient origins. help me out bros
Former atheist here. I want to embrace kek the chaotic god
Site sucks.
Come here instead
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/cucking
>>76624823
>>76624998
>>76625217
Hail kek! And his trump cards are a sign of hos coming victory
>>76624575
God bless you, you fucking heretics
>>76624575
posted this in the /trumpgen/s
he has known about us since 2013
its a good day
praise kek and his champion
Embrace KEK, and unleash the power of the 11! we can't be stopped!! Kek is an aspect of the eternal, and will mutilate all obstacles.
>>76627309
Praise kek and his secret ways!
>>76629628
Read The Annals.
I was a terrible man. Stuffed too much food in my mouth, masturbated to porn too often. It's a terrible thing to say ... but by the time I came to /pol/ I didn't believe in a god. I decided that he, that all the gods, were stories that we tell the children to make them behave. So I went to /pol/ every now and then and I'd flaunt my atheism. Until I witnessed the rise of Trump, and saw an ancient Egyptian frog statue, with hieroglyphs showing a person in front of a computer screen. I remembered all the different states of Kek. His joy, his sadness, his smug. And for the first time in my life, Lord Kek showed me his light. The realisation set in, and I knew the truth: our God is the one true God. And all men must serve him.
>>76629628
would not recommend scolary works, the truth is written in the scribbles of public toilets or secretly encoded in your grandmas childhood diary.
Look and you will find.
>>76630404
Kek's Prayer
Our Kek in the noosphere,
well-memed be thy name.
Happenings come,
trolling be done,
on this gay Earth as it is on 4chan.
Give us, this thread,
our daily dubs
and forgive us our singles
as we forgive those who fail to witness.
And lead us not into bait
but deliver us from degenerates.
Amen
Lord Kek, our hero, our saviour. Praise be upon thy.
>>76630894
*thee
>>76630821
Praise Kek
>>76629872
Trump has known about /pol/ since 2013?
>>76631521
Thats what im implying
he made this gesture during a speech in 2013
>>76624575
A wise man knows not to dabble in things he does not understand.
>>76625025
Nice roleplay faggot
>>76631741
What gesture?
WHO GIVES A FUCK IF THEY DEL AND BAN. ATLEAST 7/10ths of /pol/ ARE FALLOWERS OF THE ORDER OF KEK
WE ARE NOT LEAVING /pol/
DO YOU GUYS REALLY THINK THEY ARE GOING TO BAN ALL OF US? FUCK THAT.
I SAY WE ALL MAKE SURE THERE IS ATLEAST ONE KEK TOPIC ALWAYS BUMPED UNTIL THEY BAN US ALL
>>76631741
Never mind>>76631952
I don't see how that means he has known about /pol/ since 2013
>>76630404
404 kek not found
Tempest rage and Violence wake
Where KEK has gone, the Ground will shake
Ancient God awakes from sleep
KEK has come your souls to reap!
Those who Serve him will be saved
The Rest will die or be enslaved!
He is the End, and the Redeemer
Will you be a Faithful Memer?
Enter now the Apocalypse Times
As you read these Borrowed Rhymes
Bow your Head and Crane your neck
Meme with me and
PRAISE LORD KEK
>>76632036
Backup bord is 8pol.
But don't forget: while Kek enjoys our worship, He enjoys altering reality through meme manifestations much more. Do not forsake your duties. If you truly want to serve Kek and bring His light upon the earth, we must keep using His meme magic.
>literally worshipping a chaos god
This is so much heresy
>>76633946
Accelerating the collapse so that the Emperor may emerge and the Inquisition begin.
>>76632658
A nice addition to the codex
>>76634886
This actually and unironically.
That and the whole Alien Issue.
https://youtu.be/oVCd50LXPGY
>>76633946
In order to create you must sometimes destroy
Now you're getting it. Ordo Ab Chao shit. Darkness is your friend, this means you have utterly nothing in the universe to fear. When death itself is your friend, there is not much else out there that can intimidate you. Let us dance in the shadows, and make the earth quake. We will gnaw at the tree of life.
>>76625025
>DARPA agent here
how that AI that can mimic jazz solos going?
A Darpa grant given to Kelland Thomas of the University of Arizona will fund the creation of musical machines that learn to improvise like jazz musicians
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/aug/12/darpa-jazz-robot-funding-kelland-thomas
>>76627416
>user in last night's thread got SWAT'd
can you post a link to the thread? was he a terrorist? what was he doing that warranted swat action?
>>76625025
Suck my cock DERPAfag
>>76628067
>Even law enforcement and the feds are really taking a notice toward us.
like they weren't noticing a long time ago when they swooped in to bust all those CP assholes?
the reason this thing became what it is today is thanks to the influence of agents working here during their off hours
this place has been spook central since 2011 if not longer
>>76629628
my big toe
http://www.librarything.com/catalog/TerenceKempMcKenna/mckennaslibrary
>>76633106
>He enjoys altering reality through meme manifestations much more.
KEK has allowed me to manifest real hard evidence and proof that George Washington was gay as Christmas and twice as fragrant
The Kekronomicon!
http://pastebin.com/V6VR1yT8
