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Planning to build this before next weekend (Jamal is coming over). Any free cuck shed plans here?
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Looks cozy. I would be afraid of falling off the bed. I move around in my sleep. Sometimes I find myself facing the opposite of the bed.
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looks comfy. post more
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>>75598887
Where's the storage space for your jigsaw puzzles or lego sets? Is it on the right? I thought that was a ladder to get up onto the bed.

>>75600996
This is good, nice and comfy. Lots of storage shelving for legos and K'NEX too. I'd add some surround sound speakers with a live feed to my wife's bedroom though. I never thought about speakers until my bull suggested them, and I've loved them ever since. Not only can he fuck better than me, he's way smarter. My wife really chose a winner <3
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>>75600996
>sweden taking a bait thread about cuck sheds seriously
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>>75598887
I'll be honest, living alone in a small house in the woods seems appealing. Just go to the woods and go full Thoreau
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>>75601424
>ausfag jelly of comfy sheds
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Every cuck shed needs a closet with louvered doors so you can hide and peep on wifey.
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>>75601213
>Not only can he fuck better than me, he's way smarter
wow, brains and brawn. you're one lucky dude :^)
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>tfw McGregor doesn't want me to have a cuck shed
Why are Swedish and American bulls so nice? ;_;
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>>75598887
That bathroom looks so terrible and uncomfortable
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>>75601817
No, no. You're wife never enters your cuck shed, silly. The cuck shed is where you are sent when your wife has her bull over. It saves the embarassment of being locked out of the house, and I think all us cucks have been there at some point, lol ;)

With a cuck shed, you have your own private space to hang out and chill with video games or whatever you like while your wife has her fun. It's just a cool place to chill and you can have buddies over if you want or just relax in style.
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http://www.dwelle.co.uk/

Youre welcome.
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>>75602317
You're not doing anything in style whilst you let your wife cheat, any activity becomes pathetic if your wife is being fucked at the same time
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>>75598887
>semi-circle bed
>toilet in the shower
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>>75602546
>turn on the shower
>giant puddle
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>>75598887

Looks comfy af, but how the hell do you take a shower? You'd get everything wet.
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>>75602763
You use the toilet as a bathtub obviously
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>>75602374
$100,000 for a tiny house? I get its supposed to be comfy and self sufficient but for 100k I could buy a very nice home that is much larger. Why would I pay more for less?
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>>75602714
This is my dream home. (With a workshop elsewhere)

Am I a cuck?
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>>75601681
>he talks about going full Thoreau in a thread about going full Trudeau
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>>75602533
My wife isn't cheating, she's simply enjoying her life. I can't tell her how to live, I just want to make everything as comfortable for me and her. It doesn't hurt that I get a cool little place in my backyard and get free porn starring my wife made every week ;)
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>>75603097
Here in Sweden we're not meanies so you won't be called a cuck for enjoying warm and comfy shedsex after skiing, you'll just be called normal
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>>75598887
It's literally nothing wrong living in small spaces if you have no gf.

https://m.youtube.com/?#/user/kirstendirksen
https://m.youtube.com/?#/user/tinyhousegj
https://m.youtube.com/?#/user/tinyhouselistings
https://m.youtube.com/?#/user/livingbigtinyhouse
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wait how will i get internet in these sheds? or do i just buy one of those portable small houses and free load wifi from coffee shops or something? I'm just making sure i know enough about this if for some reason i lose my house or i get bored with life.
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>>75603250
Underrated post
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>>75602471
Comfy as fuck
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>>75603366
Shit

>https://www.youtube.com/user/kirstendirksen
>https://www.youtube.com/user/tinyhousegj
>https://www.youtube.com/user/tinyhouselistings
>https://www.youtube.com/user/livingbigtinyhouse
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>>75602900

Of course! And you shit in the sink, right? Wouldn't want to get your tub dirty.
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>>75598887

I kinda want one desu.
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>>75600996
This is actually nice
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>>75602374
You can actually buy a normal house for that much lel
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Gonna dump some small houses/cabins.
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>>75601681
god tier cuck shed
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I could seriously use an upgrade. I hacked this together after my wife locked me out one too many times. Tyrone is over almost every weekend now. I'm not complaining because i know that isnt progressive, but i need a better cozy space :^)
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...
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>>75602648
>>75602816
>>75602900
>>75602926
Sweden bringing serious comfy
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>>75603740
where do you poop in that cabin?
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>>75603740

>>75603706
Pretty much this. A lot of these projects are liberal vanity projects that rival the cost of a regular house. Cheap small houses/cabins are more of a DIY endeavour.
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>>75603250
haha
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>>75603849
in the poop shed out back.
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>>75601681
That really looks comfy.
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>>75603250
To be fair that's pretty funny
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>>75603911
>>75603706
>>75603081

Im sorry. I forgot poor people exist.

This is about cucksheds.

Why would you need a 5-bedroom villa for a cuckshed?
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my cuckshed is actually indoors.

she gets her privacy with jamal, but i'm still close enough to hear and enjoy her moans.

good compromise i made with the wife. i have needs to. sometimes you gotta put your foot on the ground.
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>>75598887

>that shower

You're going to get sprayed with toilet germs what is wrong with you at least put a fucking divider up
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>>75603802
>it has wheels
KEK
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>>75603911

>>75603849
Tbh I think it's a summerhouse for your yard/garden.

Semi-interestingly, England has a lot of these sorts of little houses that are on the same plot of land as the main house - a Granny Annex - somewhere for your old folks to live in while having some independence and space apart from the rest of the family.
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MOBILE KEK SHEDS

>MOBILE KEK SHEDS

MOBILE KEK SHEDS

>MOBILE KEK SHEDS

Why havent you ordered yours yet?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lKq1fGtXFM
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>>75604144
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comfy as fuck

http://www.atlassurvivalshelters.com/
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>>75598887
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>>75604234
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>>75604210
Kekkity
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>>75604298
>4chan switches the pic you intended with one from a completely different folder.
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>>75604517
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>>75603411
tether 4G from your phone.
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>>75604602
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>>75604517
>>4chan switches the pic you intended with one from a completely different folder.

This has happened to me more than once. one time it uploaded an image that I literally could not find anywhere on my PC
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Get on my level
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>>75604699
looks like the number 4 screwed up my greentext
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>>75604210
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>>75604298
i'd actually like to live there a couple days
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>>75604790
This thread is going a little too well for my liking
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How longer until the hipsters have to sell these at losses?
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>>75604704
whoa whoa whoa...you don't want jamal getting jealous!
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>>75604262
That's just claustrophobic
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>>75604618
aw shucks id have to pay more for that, thanks though
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>>75598887
>Not door in front of toilet
Go back to Sweden cuck
Diggin the comfy bread though, good on yah lads for making a good thread out of cuck slide garbage
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>>75598887
good work gents, easily best thread i've seen on /pol/
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>>75598887
never change /pol/
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>>75602471

So comfy. That's not a cuck shed tho. That room is attached to a million dollar house
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>>75604048
Get closed circuit monitoring, it's a life savor
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>>75604262
Is that a bunker?

>>75603911
Now that looks comfortable
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>>75603836
There's a reason they invented Ikea, and it wasn't for corporate garbage neo-minimalism
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>>75604210
kekmobile
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>>75603250
KEK MY SHIT UP
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>>75604675

>>75604699
>>75604776
It was because of the double quote, which links to a post.

>>75604832
IIRC there's a lot of chalets like that on a lot of hiking trails
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>>75601213
>Legos
Not MegaBlox
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So to make a long story sort, I need a place to hang out whilst my wife has... company over. Basically we agreed to an open relationship and so she has men over to satisfy her often. I however need somewhere to spend time because the house can get noisy and it makes me uncomfortable to be inside with all that commotion, hence the shed. So my question to you all is:

How hard is it to build a shed?

What are the costs (overall)?

Is it worth it in the end?
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>>75601681
>50cm first stair
>30cm every other stair
>comfy.
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>>75605129
My appartment in Paris is worth around 1.000.000euros - assuming I sell it, what is a good uncucked place in the US I could live in?
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>>75605321
>tfw no cottage set into the side of a hill by a river
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>>75605321
>that watermark

Nice
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>>75602816
Detroit?
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This thread is making me want to move up further north so I can have winter all year round
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>tfw a product of literal cuckoldry
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>>75604704
>>75604914
>Spend the hours that Jamal is in your wife's bed, fucking her like you never could, making your cuckshed
>Jamal comes over and stays over so often you have lots of time to spend upgrading
>Making your cuckshed perfect becomes your new hobby
>Finally it looks like pic related >>75604704
>Your wife comes in
>"Anon, Jamal wants to fuck in your little mancave here. Get out for a few hours"
>Jamal has now taken over both your home and your fancy cuckshed
>Have to live in your car, when Jamal isn't using it
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>>75604704
>executive cuck shed
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>>75605438
>uncucked place in the US
After Bernie wins the general election, we will have progressivism across the whole country, and being a cuck will be welcomed everywhere as the legitimate fetish that it actually is.
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>>75605595
Kill Jamal
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>>75605321
That's a boathouse.
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>>75598887
I really like the economy and organization of these, but would only have it if it were in a shelter under a huge warehouse for the rest of my stuff, or cells on a farm for k-tards with lots of land and common areas. You don't need an acre to sleep.
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>>75602533
Jesus Christ, dude...
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>>75605813
Take your racist piece of shit ass out of here right now
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>>75605451
I want a hobbit hole dug into a hill
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>>75602546
>semi-circle bed
Its so you can curl up into the fetal position as Tyree bangs your wife
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Hang tight guys, I'll be right back to help shit on tiny housers...

But first, I'm just gonna go work a shitty 9-to-5 for the next 30 years, so I can pay off my mortgage on a butt-ugly monstrosity of a termite-infested house built half a century ago, and half falling apart, requiring endless hours of backbreaking yard work on the weekend during my only time off, all because I bought into the 'muh picket fence' meme.
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>>75605438

If it were me, and the US was the place you wanted to be... I'd buy a big piece of land somewhere out in the country, probably in Texas, and build my own place with a workshop/barn on the property and a big stock tank to fish in.
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>>75605899
>Tfw 20 and already in my career
>Tfw planning to buy 40 or so acres and build one of these tiny cabins on it while I save up to build a house with bunker for me and my guns
>Will be able to retire young on my comfy cabin/land
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Honest question.

Would you rather have a good education, a well paying job where you get to compete with Jews in the global economy and a hot western wife who loves you
or
Move to Sweden and build your own cuckshed far out in the wilderness next to a river and live out your in comfy bliss. Live off the land, eat reindeers and be all alone with your thoughts
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>>75605545

My grandfather was.

> WW2
> not-Great Grandfather fighting overseas
> Great Grandmother moves to city to work during the war
> She has a fling with some dockworker, Grandfather was the result
> not-Great Grandfather returns soon after she gets pregnant so the timing is ambiguous
> Apparently he always suspected but died without confirmation
> She confessed on her deathbed
> Huge court battle over her will as a result since they had legitimate children too and most of her wealth had come from not-Great Grandfather
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>>75598887
Why is the bed on the roof?
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>>75606075
tiny houses have all of these problems, AND they're still overpriced and a meme form of housing.

2000+ sq ft house + cuck shed is the way to go
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>>75605438
Buy a piece of land in montana or maine, it will be super cheap and build a 200k house on it. Invest the rest of the money and live off of that and do otherthings online.
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>>75598887
>>>/diy/
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>>75605495
Aheh. I've never had anyone notice before.

>>75605853
I think it was actually a sauna that got towed to sandbar(?) in the middle of a lake.

>>75605985
Tbh you could even build up a hill around your house, if you build it right, and the earth will make for a great thermal mass.
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I present to you the ultimate cuck shed.

Jamal and your will like on your life insurance payout.
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>want a cabin
>know there's a 99% chance it will be broken into by Tyrone and Jamal unless I have it 50 miles into the wilderness
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>>75606145
Option 2
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>>75606304
2000+ sf is a goddamn fool's errand.
Why are you suddenly acquiring all these retarded extra rooms you have no use for? Do you literally like spending every Sat and Sun, ad infinitum, dusting, mopping, vacuuming and redecorating those useless spaces til you're blue in the face? What the loving christ do you actually need with a spare room, a cavernous den, and all this shit that you never set foot in?

GJ being cucked by the building industry lobby.
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>>75603802
A mobile cuckshed, truly innovative.
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>>75606132
>mfw
>38
>live in Hawaii
>four story house in Nebraska with 2k acres + water rights + I sub-let all of the property to local farmers and get paid irrespective if they grow corn or dog shit
>single story house just outside of Phoenix on 4 acres with a well, pool and hot tub
>three story house in Easter Washington on 5 acres with water rights and walking distance to a river that is flooded with salmon
>in the process of assimilating into Southern Germany and will buy another house as soon as I get the green light

Just keep pumping your free cash into real estate. My grandfather and father did the same thing. Let your degenerate friends blow their blood and sweat on drinking on weekends, new cars and other materialistic shit that requires credit but depreciates.
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>>75606488
>Tfw Jamal and your wife are fucking in your cuck shed.
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>>75606578
Right? Ted Kaczynski was probably the most red pilled person who has ever lived. He sure knew the importance of living in a cuckshed in the wilderness far away from your wife and Jamal. The only bluepilled thing he did was that he chose to live in Montana rather than Sweden.
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>>75602900
BATHE IN LOO
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>>75606304
Also, enjoy tending to an enormous roof that needs replacing (most tinyhouses are built with roofs like tanks that will outlive their owners without a single repair needed), and worrying about your leaky foundation (tiny houses being up on rugged trailers don't have to worry about a fraction of the leaks, rotting, and other shit you traditional homeowners have to).
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>>75606371
sounds like the simpler and more reasonable approach, I imagine the considerations to build something into one are far more numerous and insurMOUNTable

>>75606254
it's an ugly thing, but has also made ultra-conscientious on matters of loyalty and honesty and allergic to lack of
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>>75604210
I want one.
I'm gonna build my own minihouse someday. In Alaska.
Bedroom, dining room, kitchen, and computer desk above ground, with bathroom, storage, workshop, heaters and well underground.
Drone kept on a landing pad on the roof and a small car, or bikepod, in a little garage attached to the side. Small way from a little village, I could even create a little road.
My comfy dream.
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>>75598887
You know, you could put one of those tubs people make shelters out of, put it on its short side and add levels like this to it

Ultimate comf
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>>75606488
>Wanting a cabin anywhere but 50 miles into the woods
Shiggity diggity
>>75606744
Nice to hear friendo hopefully I will end up with something similar.
>>75606896
>You know, you could put one of those tubs people make shelters out of, put it on its short side and add levels like this to it
I was thinking the same thing due to its tubular design. But sinking tube into the ground is costly
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>>75604262
$69,000 for my own vault tec room?
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If you're a minimalist, a small single-floor prefab somewhere in the countryside is perfect, you don't want to climb stairs everyday when you get older.
How do they get taxed tho?
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>>75606744

Respect. I hope to have acquired similar things by that age.
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Why is there carpet in the shower.

I'm all for pooping and showering at the same time, but need to pull that carpet out.
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>>75605222
>Is that a bunker?

Yes an underground bunker.
Comfy as fuck, considering.
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>>75607084
>How do they get taxed tho?
In USA the assessment is based off of how many rooms and how much perceived value is added to the land. If you qualify your shed as a cabin you will see extremely limited appreciation and limited taxes as a result.
>>75607210
Those style shelters are overpriced.
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>>75605438
Arizona, New Hampshire, Alaska, and Florida(If you don't mind the humidity which most people who aren't from there can't do)
If you are having thatk ind of money and want to build a small cozy place like these though I would suggest Washington state or Oregon as despite them being liberal shitholes they still have insane amounts of forest that you can fuck off to just like Alaska
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>>75598887
Where does the TV go?
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>>75607343
Damnit! You beat me to it!
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Fuck your tiny sheds. I need a cottage.
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>>75607343
Curved TVs are a thing anon.
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This thread makes me watch to watch a movie with a nice isolated setting in a cabin or tiny home like Johnny Depp's cuck shed in Secret Window. He'll probably be living in one soon enough, maybe he'll draw inspiration from that performance.
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>>75603706
Not in Sydney
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>>75607636
Don't go live in Sidney then.
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>>75606145
Option 3
Build a comfy small home in the hills of Wales away from people. Enjoy my thoughts, and work from home/ abroad since I am a graphic designer and photographer
I'll probably be doing all this in Alaska(cuz fuck leftists) unless Trump wins in which case I'll just move to the coast of Oregon and do it there.
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>>75602533
What if the activity is fucking your wife?
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>>75598887
I'm a big fan of comfy small caravans/live-in vehicles
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Might be nice as a temporary getaway, but I don't know how anyone could actually live all the time in one of these.

Plus like others have pointed out tiny homes are basically meme housing. Overpriced because they're hip and trendy. Camper, mobile home, etc. are better value if you want a cheap/cozy/mobile living space.
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>>75607832
How's Alaska? Have you ever been?
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>>75603250
loooool
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>>75607248
Yeah, that makes sense, taxation here is unnecessary complex and all kinds of fucked. Even something small could turn into a liability.
Pic unrelated, just general comfs.
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>>75607972
> unironically living in a trailer
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How much would this cost in your country ?
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>mfw half of these posts arent satire and some of you are unironically cucked
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>>75608065
2 cows & 1 chicken
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>>75607832
Come and build your shed in Sweden instead. Don't be so bluepilled
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>>75608057

These houses people are posting are so tiny, flimsy, and useless a trailer is better for your money.

They just don't want to be called 'trailer trash' even though they are voluntarily even worse.
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>>75608065
$4.000.000
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>>75608057

Not a damn thing wrong with living in a trailer, other than them being tin cans. I certainly wouldn't live in one in the midwest without a tornado shelter nearby, for example.
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>>75607972
That's why you build your own.
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>>75605384
>How hard is it too build a shed?
It's pretty easy if you know how to do it, just get a few friends over to help!

>What are the costs?
You just need some wood, nails, a door, and corrugated steel. You can get all of this pretty cheap from your local hardware store for less than a few hundred $. The most expensive part is the door.

>Is it worth it in the end?
It's an exciting new stage of life! I hope that whatever your wife has in store, you can both be happy and comfortable! :-^)
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would /pol/ live in a comfy cuckpod? I can totally see these popping out in places like seattle or san francisco in a few years with millennial hipsters unironically living in them
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>>75601719
That's not a house you stupid cuck
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>>75608065
Couple of million
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>>75608065
around a mil. if it's made with cement tiles, in a decent area.
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>>75608269
These are awful
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>>75608065
>unironically wanting to live in Charlotte
You could just kill yourself and save the trouble of moving
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roasties are not allowed inside
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>>75602471
C O M F Y
O
M
F
Y
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>>75604790
>that pic
>that ID color
>that ID: faggboy

wew senpai
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>>75608269
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>>75604048
Nothing on this board has filled me with as much revulsion as the thought that people like this actually exist
It's making me uncomfortable
Hold me
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>>75608065
1k
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>>75603097
Of course not, a nice cozy shed, workshop for shit, and plenty of land, that's the American dream right there my friend
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>>75604144
those lights up there would make you flip your shit, why are these built like prisons and less like tiny functional homes you can actually live in?
Or is that why it's a cuck shed and not a tinyhome?
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>>75608287
Kek
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>>75608789
>Look at me. I'm on vacation. Give me attention
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>>75608789
R A R E HOLY SHIT ITS ALL OVER
A
R
E
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>>75608735
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>>75607947
That would actually be perfect for folks in the startup tech scene in the SF Bay area.
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>>75608730
why are artists always so fucking retarded
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>>75604602
That looks cozier than a thick quilt and a pupper on your lap
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>>75608269
I think there was a guy in San Fran who decided to build a little sleeping pod in his friend's apartment, by the wall of the dining room, to see how small a space he could get.

He eventually got fined because he broke fire ordinances.

desu they won't get popular because their only selling point is an overnight bed for salarymen travelling between work and home. Westerners will either go to a hostel or hotel, or if they have to travel that far, just go on welfare if they can't move.
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>>75604675
>>75605451
>>75606371
>>75605222

comfy looking AF
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>>75604262
That's something that I might want. It's like treehouse for adults.
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>>75601681
Do people not in murica even know thoreau? I mean do they teach him in their schools?
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>>75608973
ok mahmoud
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>>75603250
Lel
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>>75607995
Alaska is based af
Not limited by much and taxes are minimal. You can get anything you could ever want from the land, the soil is amazing, the summers are beyond perfect, and just like in Scandinavia there is a time during the year when you have almost 24 hour sunlight.
It's only real problem is the closer to the ocean you get the bigger possibility of huge ass mosquitoes will be an issue, which is mainly why you want to be relatively inland.
It's cozy af and thankfully what limited degeneracy there is in the state is regulated to a select few cities.
>>75608136
Sweden is too far north, I don't want to have to fight with muslims, I don't like European laws or taxes, and I want to be able to survive a winter without wanting to kill somebody
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>>75609260
Welp, now is as good a time as ever to start a flag collection.
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>>75608789
rare
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>>75604262
New! From Vault-Tec!
You too can now live in the comfort and privacy of your very own decommissioned missile silo!
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>>75608065
That would be around $270k in florida hillfaggot
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Its one thing to have a head on a boat, because you can't really go anywhere else.

But this toilet in the shower and toilet next to galley thing has got to go.
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You turbocucks probably get a kick out of this

cabinporn.com
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Comfy thread. I'd legit live in a tiny shed if it had:

A.) computer

B.) TV

C.) bed

D.) toilet

E.) microwave/mini-fridge
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>>75604675
Too many damn windows up on the bed level.
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>>75608789
Either you're a Samoan or on vacation, either way you're a shitskin for wanting the attention.
Still captured your ass anyway
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>>75598887

honestly i feel like a well build cuckshed defeats the purpose

do it yourself and do a poor job of it

it increases the experience 10x fold, i have had some of my most extreme edging sessions listening to my wife and her bull on the baby monitor while trying to fix the sink in my cuckshed (i still havent fixed it, im starting to think my subconscious doesnt want it fixed.)
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>>75609226
Thoreau, Hemingway and Hunter S. Thompson 4ever mane.
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>>75608269
No, Fuck 2001 I'm not willingly living in a ready made coffin
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>>75607084
the appraiser shows up once a year and guesstimates based on what similar houses nearby sold for. The appraiser doesn't actually enter your property.
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>>75602926
I have a sudden urge to go get my wool blanket.
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>>75602926
scary
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>>75609728
tfw youll never be a handyman like your wife's son
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>>75608690
>That diving board on the left
>>75608735
>cuckoldry makes me want to hurl
>But hug me because I'm a faggot and want the embrace of a man
You need help
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>>75608057
trailers are larger, better quality and cheaper than these cuck sheds.
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>>75609335
mosquitoes are thick as fuck in the summer though
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>>75608898
Some of the people who make them just make them for shits and giggles and liberal thumbs up rather than actual livable functionable homes, because they don't have to, and having lived in homes pre-prepared, they don't have any understanding of good design.

The lights aren't the only issues though
If the space it out, the width of that mezzanine level, which is usually for sleeping, is no where near wide enough for even a manlet, never mind a regular person.
The windows are nonsensical.
The kitchen lights will lead to massive migraines
The stairs are shitty, not ergonomic, do no allow for storage space.

But good ones are few and far between so I may as well have posted it.
Gives an okay idea of the space though.

>>75609052
>Tfw you can also use the balcony as a hunting stand.

>>75609705
I disagree. The windows are pretty small, and their angles relative to you makes privacy intrusions from the outside irrelevant, especially when these are innawoods cabins.
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>>75608065
It would sell for $340,000 rather than the list price.

It really depends on the local area, shitty area, knock another 80k off. Make it DC and it can be millions.
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>>75609226
No, they were ripped out of public schooling thanks to the national government in the 90's
Only place you'll see them without looking for them specifically in college is at private schools, boarding schools, or catholic schools.
Ironically enough all of those schools + trade schools are also the only schools in the US that force you to learn economics
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>>75607457
>he spends all his time in his cuckshed
why even get married then?
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>>75610116
It isn't for privacy reasons Limefriend, I like it dark when I sleep.
>select all drinks
>canister of liquid nitrogen
>accepted
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>>75609613
>You're a cuck for wanting to rekindle your relationship with nature and leave modernity to fuck itself in the ass
k
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>>75608789
WTF IS EVEN A TOKELAU
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>>75610116
There is way too much path space in that farm/garden
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>>75610339
Then just rig up a set of blinds or shutters if you really like sleeping during the day.
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Newfag here can someone explain what a cuck shed is
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>>75609975
Yup, but I live in Florida so Alaskan mosquitoes ain't shit compared to what I've had to put up with my entire life.
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>>75602816
That looks like concept art from some sci-fi / fantasy game.
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>>75609855
>once a year
You must have a very active local government. Where I live they only update tax appraisals every 5 years and the place I lived before this they only did it every 10 years.
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>>75610473
No, fuck off
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>>75601681
>cooks everything in a toaster oven.

wew
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>>75609029
Get selling them anon, your fortune awaits!
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>>75604144
trying to open the microwave would hit the side of the drawer

ruined immersion
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>>75610298
>Zipline
All of my yes
>>75610384
It's a small island chain between Hawaii and New Zealand, sexy as hell and a great vacation spot but living there is astronomically expensive due to their relative size and hatred for foreigners(they love you if you are there on vacation though)
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>>75605395
>cutting out the support under the stairs for storage space

what could go wrong?
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>>75606744
When the shit hit's the fan all of those land will be confiscated by the tenant.
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>>75603802
KEK
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>>75602533
"you motherfucking black devil,
this is my ice cream"
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>>75610473
Swedish meme that's actually real where Swedcucks build tiny shacks to hide in in while their wives fuck extra marital partners(ie:cheats)
This thread isn't for cuck sheds though as we have turned it into a cozy bread for small dwellings
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>>75610787
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Her'es a good one out of a very good book on "modern" homesteading. Written by a Brit in the 50s/60s.
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>>75602533
You've never met my wifes son's dad.

You wouldn't say that to his face.
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>>75609029
God will personally destroy that place soon.
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>>75610954
is that where they send political opponents in Greece?I'm not trying to be a wiseass I am legitimately curious
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>>75610954
Is that like an actual house with people living in it?
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>>75610936
thanks
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>>75608735
These guys are trolling no one would brag about their wife cheating on them
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>>75607839
thats way too meta to be legal
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>>75611093
Any time
>>75611106
>These guys are trolling
yes they are
>no one would brag about their wife cheating on them
I can't stop laughing
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>>75611087
They are monastaries
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>>75603849
You go inside your parents house that your cuck shed resides.
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>>75605750
>executive cuck's shed
ftfy
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>>75602652
>flip toilet seat
>sit on the mother fucker
>no puddle

Genius engineering desu I can't believe we haven't thought of it sooner
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>>75610473
Cuck
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>>75606744
Would this be mitosis in the lab?
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>>75610954
>>75611080
monastery actually, was built way back when the Turks were shitting up everything, the only ways inside were pic related. The food and supplies were delivered through baskets.
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Maybe we could build a kektropolis of houses in a circle with cuck sheds in the middle.
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>>75610691
Fire and grill outside. Griddle tucked away in the cupboard. Comfy.
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>>75607972
>Camper, mobile home, etc. are better value if you want a cheap/cozy/mobile living space.
They're really not. They tend to run more than equivalent apartments in both the long and short term. The only way they become cheaper is by living far away from the city, where land itself is cheaper, but at that point, you may as well just have a camper/TV-like bungalow anyway instead of something with a septic tank all of 2l large and lights that run off a friggin' gas engine's alternator.
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>>75606744

How much per year to acquire all that? i.e. what's your income? Any of it inherited?
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>>75610691
>having to cook outside in the winter time.

top heh
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>>75611379
ha, even people, the more you know
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>>75598887
No but really this looks comfy as fuck
And probably really cheap too so I could spend more money on booze and video games

I'd totally live there
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>>75610786
Fuck, I feel bad for not noticing that

>>75611292
>>75598887
There's also no door.
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