![Dan [Inser nickname] Schneider.png](https://i.imgur.com/jHrWMgA.jpg "Dan [Inser nickname] Schneider.png")
redpill me on this man
is it all true /pol/?
did he destroyed the soul of this innocent creature?
>>75587130
>>75587196
>did he destroyed the soul of this innocent creature?
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
Dan Schneider is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed her pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with dan barely able to force it past the knob, and her moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on dan's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
>>75587130
No he did what man has always done. He claimed his real life waifu. Back in the day this was a real thing, now it is illegal
>>75587399
also, first for
Red Van Dan
Thailand Dan
Beer Can Dan
Danny Diapers
"Ass Man" Dan
Danny Daycare
Spread 'em Dan
Candy Man Dan
Family Man Dan
"Big Daddy" Dan
"Deepthroat" Dan
The Big Dick @ Nick
“Dirty” Dan Schneider
Open Wider Schneider
Schneider The Butcher
"Bend Over" Schneider
"Foot Soldier" Schneider
Dan “The Man” Schneider
Dan "The Biter" Schneider
Dan "The Spider" Schneider
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
Dan "The Initiator" Schneider
"Down South" Dan Schneider
Dan "The Plunger" Schneider
Dan "The Bladder" Schneider
Dan "The Seducer" Schneider
Dan "Teen Bedder" Schneider
Dan “Rough Ryder” Schneider
Dan “The Collector” Schneider
"No Lube Required" Schneider
Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider
Dan "Make It Wider" Schneider
Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider
Dan “She’s a Fighter” Schneider
Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider
Dan "Cunny Hoarder" Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan “Deep Inside Her” Schneider
Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider
Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider
"Please Mister, Slower" Schneider
Dan “Likes ‘Em Tighter” Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan “The Cheek Divider” Schneider
Dan "Slide It Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
Dan "The Virginity Taker" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
Dan “The Hymen Collider” Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider
Dan "This One's a Bleeder" Schneider
Dan "You'll Never Find Her" Schneider
Dan "The Young Slit Divider" Schneider
Dan "The Pussy Annihilator" Schneider
Dan "All 3 Inches Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider
Dan "Get Gnarly With iCarly" Schneider
Dan "Put A Finger Inside her" Schneider
Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider
Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider
Dan "Try Some Of This Cider" Schneider
>>75587130
You don't know about Dan LickMuhBurgerRolls Schneiderstein?
>>75587399
may Lord Kek make shine the light of truth on this man and all pedowood
let's meme this scandals into existence
>>75587130
it's true, all of it
>>75587399
I saw this elsewhere. But it's probably still probably true.
>>75587130
>/pol/: Children television show gossip
Kill yourself.
>>75587399
>his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle"
>>75587740
>not wanting to expose pedo jews
>>>/r/eddit
>>75587740
>I don't care if Dan "Cheek Collider" Schneider sticks his veiny cock in pre teen twat
Kill yourself
>>75587130
What if he is a genuine good hearted person who loves to do childrens television like mr rodgers?
And every day people accuse him of being a vile rapist just because he is obese and unattractive.
Do you think he has depressions because of that?
>>75587130
>Inb4 Dan's Canadian proxy
wheres that last part from?
>>75587967
>implying this man is innocent
>>75587967
>>75587399
He's a big guy
>>75587967
I've got literally gigs more
>>75587967
Dan loves his feet.
When will be be exposed? Is he going to be like that creepy English guy?
>>75587967
oh danny what were you doing when you wrote this scene?
>>75588130
>Sanders
topkekels
I knew the jew were behind something disgusting somewhere.
>>75587888
>>75587919
This is /v/-tier shit.
I don't give a fuck about anything related to some cancerous jew media teen tv show. I'm not a child, so I don't care.
I guess you and others may be into watching children's television shows, which is pretty sad.
MLP tier shit.
>>75588489
>you can't stop him
Dan has diplomatic immunity, just look at him enjoying the wafts of the most powerful wife in politics.
Dan "she will have PTSD once she gets out of his van" Schneider really is a creepy motherfucker
>>75588547
You won't stop us, Dan.
>>75588489
>>75587130
Schneider was buddy-buddy with Epstein before Epstein got caught.
Schneider is part of the global ring so he'll never get caught unless he slips up.
>>75588547
>this is what Reddicks actually believe
>>75588725
Dan is smoother than his victims when they are all lubed up.
It may take years for him to be fully exposed to the public.
reminder nick is a lost cause
>>75588547
You're probably Vanilla Gorilla Schneider. STOP RAPING KIDS
oh dan
Dan "Show me your anus and I'll make you famous" Schneider.
Do you think he fucked Jamie Lynn Spears?
>>75588414
What. The. Fuck???
Kids watch this?
W-what???
>>75588547
Hi Dan.
>>75587130
Dan "Get in the van" Schneider
>>75588973
For sure
>>75589063
>>75588940
Just stop.
>>75587530
Fuck u
>>75587530
You're missing Dan "Don't call me that" Schneider
>>75588925
>>75588973
i hope so
>>75588547
Nice try dan
It's weird. I even noticed all the weird feet shit in his shows when I was a kid, long before I came to 4chan.
Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider
>>75588973
>implying dan hasn't diddled his own daughter already
Dan "Bussin skeets on feets" Schneider
When his cock wasn't dripping with virgin blood, it stunk like shit.
Dan 'The real dream reem and suck your peen' Schneider ladies and gentlemen. Thank you very much!
>>75589317
>>75588940
hehe
>>75588414
>SCHNEIDER'S KETCHUP
Also, pure coincidence.
Whos in this suit?
Think hard.
We all know.
>>75589540
>>75589540
Pol is right again...
MK Ultra Feelz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdNZjxJ0ifg
Notice anything about the Nick Logo?
>>75589438
thats has to be fake
How many kids do you think got a foot fetish due to Dan's dirty schemes?
>>75587130
Who??
>>75588547
>/v/-tier shit
what the fuck does any of this have to do with video games?
>>75589681
>>75587130
What the fuck is miranda cosgrove? Wiki says she's english, french, and irish.
But... just look at her. She doesn't fucking look white to me. She looks like she's part asian.
Admit it
We're all just jelly that he got to tap that and we didn't
That's all these threads are really about
>>75589624
>>75587967
What are you doing in Germany Mr Schneider?
>>75589742
Dan "Pre-Pubescent Pussy Piledriver" Schneider
Dan "The Super Large Hymen Collider" Schneider
Dan "The Man With The Plan (to rape)" Schneider
Dan "Say Goodbye To Your Brown Eye" Schneider
Dan "show me your anus and I'll make you famous" Schnieder
Dan "Liquor In The Front Poker In The Back" Schneider
Dan “If You Have A Daughter You Better Hide Her” Schneider
Dan "Chicken Nugget means Less Pain When I Plug It" Schneider
Dan "I Might Not Go Down In History But I'll Go Down On Your Little Sister" Schneider
>>75589014
What's wrong with literally any of this?
>>75587130
>Dan [Inser nickname] Schneider
Dan "Loli Toe Licker" Schneider
>>75589714
>has to be
I don't know...
>>75589806
>days_without_jewish_tricks.jpg
>>75589701
Change the splatter to white....
someone has the webm of Mccurdy in the shower, showing her nipples. SOMEONE GIVE IT
>>75590016
Tell me about the feet, why does he love them?
>>75589791
she looks hispanic to me
>>75589893
>"Chicken nugget means less pain when I plug it"
What the fuck does that even mean
>>75590053
>hiring cuckhold fetish directors to make children's shows
They don't even try to hide it.
>>75590126
Cause he's Dan Schneider?
>>75589701
>>75590053
>>75589902
wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Dan "imma suck them feet or you're gonna end up in the street" Schneider.
>>75590169
I have no idea actually.
That's just the last part of the copypasta.
I have an entire folder of Dan "The Big Dick @Nick" Schneider.
>>75587130
DAMNIT FBI HACK HIS COMPUTER AND FIND EVIDENCE YOURSELF. YOU KNOW ITS TRUE. WE ALL DO.
STOP TRYING TO GET US TO DO YOUR OWN JOB SO YOU DON'T BREAK THE LAW.
>>75590280
>tfw you will never rub your manboob nipples while tween nick celebs give you a footjob
I bet he's fucked Remy LaCroix.
Dan "Beat my meat on your bare feet" Schneider
>Dan gets them to call him Tendie-related nicknames
>>75590428
STOP IT. STOP IT.
I'VE FUCKING HAD ENOUGH OF YOU PEOPLE DOING THIS. DAN IS A GOOD PERSON WHO JUST WANTS TO MAKE SOME KIDS SHOWS.
You probably think "Oh this guy is fat and ugly so I'm going to say he's a pedophile who likes feet!"
Yeah, well maybe he DOES LIKE FEET. So fucking what? You couldn't take that to a court of law and have him convicted just because he likes feet. It's a fucking fetish you pieces of shit. All of you are just sitting at your goddamn computers insulting someone who had a dream to make kids happy and has a little bit of a foot fetish, and suddenly you turn it into "OH LOOK AT THIS GUY HE'S A PEDOPHILE."
I bet half of you are pedophiles too, sitting in your parents' basements and watching feet videos. You know the phrase "he who smelt it dealt it"? Well that's YOU. Maybe YOU have a foot fetish because you're all 25-year old virgins who never fucked or were loved by their parents.
DAN SCHNEIDER IS NOT A PEDOPHILE. DELETE THIS WHOLE THREAD NOW OR I'M REPORTING YOU TO 4CHAN'S ADMINISTRATION.
>>75589902
And to think that all of this could have been avoided
>>75590662
You should tone it down a notch anon. You sperging out in these threads just seems to encourage people to make more of them.
>>75590662
oh its this faggot again
>>75588860
>until our fingers get sore
>>75590286
Top kek
He like underage girls, especially their feet.
He uses his position in television to gain access to both of those things.
He is a sexual predator.
That should be obvious.
>>75590662
>>75590662
You just woke up too, huh?
>>75590662
So Dan enjoying canada?
Makes sense a sick pedo like you would come to 4chan to try and get more cp, you might want to try 9gag though, all the good stuff is over there.
>>75590662
What was the reason behind this scene, Dan?
>>75590662
>>75588414
>>75589540
The proof is obvious
>You probably think "Oh this guy is fat and ugly so I'm going to say he's a pedophile who likes feet!"
I used to brush these threads off as some /pol/ meme fun, but it's pretty fucking obvious the shit is legit.
Dan "7th-Grader Mater" Schneider
>>75590105
That's fake, a pretty well made one but still fake
Also, i dont have it
>>75591091
Im the original poster of that image faggot :^)
>>75591111
My quads of truth
Also, what the fuck is up with this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdNZjxJ0ifg
>>75591083
9gag? For real?
I thought reddit was the second best source for cp after TOR...
>>75591220
Thanks for contributing to the cause, anon.
>>75590286
Is my fellow anon also running coincidence detector?
Who gives a fuck
I used to jerk off to Icarly all the time
I owe Dan a thank you for making my faps better
Dan "Suck the toes of some 8th grade hoes" Schneider
>>75587130
Oh look, its this thread again.
>WE ARE MAD ABOUT FAKE RAPE ACCUSATIONS
>FUCK DAN WE HAVE NO PROOF SCHNEIDER!!
God you people are unbelievable.
>>75591459
Anytime fellow /pol/ack
He reminds me of some doujin bbm characters, you know those who broke the girls with their dicks.
>>75588049
We managed to summon him yesterday but it was a little later in the evening
>>75587130
He's a Jew. What did you expect?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLcXvgv4FYI
>>75591091
Look, she's just eating popcorn. Give it a rest, will you..? If you think Dan likes feet, then why would he make a scene with her grabbing popcorn off of the puppet's dick?
Feet=/=dick.
AND IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HIS DICK ANYWAY.
>>75591111
What's legit? What are you trying to say?
>>75588860
>fully exposed
>>75590662
Is this Dan?
THE DAN?
Dan "The man with the thousand foot clan" Schneider??
>>75589191
Dan Schneider detected
>>75592618
fuck off
>miranda will never be a qt loli again
http://www.strawpoll.me/10355471
http://www.strawpoll.me/10355471
http://www.strawpoll.me/10355471
http://www.strawpoll.me/10355471
Who is dan schneider really?
>>75592717
Easy there, Dan "Cum Inside Her, She's A Figher" Schneider
I'm just happy to meet a celebrity :^)
Don't slurp all the syrup, big boy, hoho
>>75587196
>Women
>Innocent
Sure, buddy.
>>75590662
Glad to see you back in action Dan
>>75590662
Idk, this straw poll says differently...
http://www.strawpoll.me/10355471
"Beer Can" Dan
"I like them young and tan" Dan
"Ass Man" Dan
Danny Daycare
Dan "If you have a daugher, hide her" Schneider
Candy Man Dan
Family Man Dan
"Daddy" Dan
"Deepthroat" Dan
The Big Dick @ Nick
"Dirty" Dan Schneider
Dan "Open Wider" Schneider
Dan "Makes the young pussy wider" Schneider
Dan "Foot Soldier" Schneider
Dan 'The Biter" Schneider
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
Dan "She's a Fighter, Hold Her Tighter" Schneider
Dan "Get in the van" Schneider
Dan "Deep inside her" Schneider
Dan "I've had tighter" Schneider
Dan "Came inside her" Schneider
Dan "The diaper slider" Schneider
Dan "The cheek divider" Schneider
Dan "The hymen collider" Schneider
Dan "The cervix wrecker" Schneider
Dan "this on'es a bleeder" Schneider
Dan "the junior high insider" Schneider
Dan "already creampied her" Schneider
Dan "The demolition man" Schneider
>>75589893
>Dan "Liquor In The Front Poker In The Back" Schneider
LMAO HAHAAHAH
I'm gonna used that from now on.
>>75590662
youre a REVOLTING man dan
>>75587130
/pol/ i have a problem. I know this thread isnt realy suited but i need help. I used to be a fedora now i believe again. I was born catholic and I also want to stay this way. I want to confess my sins but i have two that i wouldnt like to say. I swallowed my cum sometimes when i had no tishues do i need to say that? And also the worse one. I once masturbated to chesse pizza. When i was 15 there was a Video going around in my school. A 14 year old girl from the City fucked a 17 year old guy. Not gonna lie she was hot and the dude had nice camera skills so why not? Do i need to say only that i wandked a lot or do i need to say it all? Will Jesus forgive me?
>>75593318
>Dan "the junior high insider" Schneider
>>75587130
with all the articles being written about /pol/ this week now is our chance to expose Dan "I'm a pedophile" Schneider
>>75593655
he will forgive you if you repent
why post this in this thread tho familia
Why won't anybody stop him??
>>75594170
Im Bad at starting threads. But do i need to say exactly what i did in the two cases? Im ashemed of both and will never do it again. But still i dont want to go like "I watched child Po... Shit get the cops we have a pedo!".
>>75590662
This guy is right.
Dan "Ignore Her Cries While Her Innocence Dies" Schneider is innocent.
>>75587399
what is the source of this info?
was he involved in the murder and replacing of Miley Cyrus?
was he at the desert as they buried her?
>>75594444
Nice quads?
Dan "Taste My Pickle-n-Beans if you wanna be on Nickelodean" Schneider
>>75594632
Thanks?
Who do you reckon is Dan "the seminal force" Schneider's next victim?
>>75594727
Dan "the one man band (of rapists)" "gape her asshole wider" Schneider
Go to confession, dude.
>>75593375
Those are lyrics from an old Mentors song
>>75588973
I think he knocked her up. I've never heard a thing about that kids father.
>>75589902
EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS
>>75589401
The whole pedowood conspiracy makes a lot of sense if you see it as men who, under normal circumstances couldn't get this level of hot actress pussy, and they use their positions to do so.
>>75596120
>They only fuck kids because they are ugly and someone gave them a modicum of power.
No.
The book Programmed to Kill, whose cover is pictured is a very well written book about the subject of serial murder by those in power for both intimidation of people and satanic sacrifice.
http://www.isgp.nl/Belgian_X_dossiers_of_the_Dutroux_affair_v1.1.php
The above link is about a very well known case a child sex ring in Belgian that had direct ties to the CIA and certain banking families. There have also been many deaths associated with witnesses of this particular court case.
The Franklin Scandal is the American version of the Dutroux Affair which also had direct links to the CIA.
https://wikispooks.com/wiki/Document:Finders_Keepers
The Finders are also linked to both of the above court cases.
>>75588299
For kids
>>75596274
who, Dan "Diddler on the Roof" Schneider?
>>75594350
>This how Dan sees himself in the mirror.
>>75596337
>Dan "Diddler on the Roof" Schneider?
>>75596267
What I'm saying is it makes sense on a primal, shallow level. Like it's not that hard to see that happening.
The Dutroux-level stop takes some mental easing into. A lot more connecting the dots.
I was trying to say, of course, /pol/ always gets everything I say backwards, that it doesn't take that level of conspiracy for people to see some fucked up shit here. It's basically "normal' levels of fucked up shit hiding even greater levels of fucked up shit. But it's harder for people to see the latter.
>>75587130
It's funny how even in Better off Dead he was this overweight beta who couldn't get the girl.
>>75591305
Holy fuck. I think she's making fun of Amanda Bynes' breakdown from Dan's extensive sexual abuse.
so what's up with this meme?
did he rape her? extort her for sex in exchange for fme?
>>75587130
This is disgusting, I need a
Glass of Juice
>>75587399
OC comin through
>How'd I do, /pol/?
>>75597815
>>75597815
amazing/10
>>75587399
can someone shop her with the just guy hair?
STOOOOOOOP
>>75588601
That secret service agent is about to fucking scalp him kek
>>75598574
STOP IT PLEASE JUST STOP
>>75590662
Lol wait wat
"Reporting to 4chan Admins..."
Nigga you new?
>>75589401
dam if he wasnt fat he would have been hot
>>75597815
updated w/ more pain
>>75598650
>>75598854
>>75599005
>>75599075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHH-XWJoaig
video of him not fat "scaring" these girls
>>75597815
My sides are literally hurting.
>>75599075
DELETE THIS
>>75591432
Can't tell if your serious or not, but almost every kik thread on /b/ is full of cp, if that's your thing.
>>75599075
OK, this is final version
>blurred my strokes
Feel free to use this for memes
>not like /pol/ would asked or anything.
>>75599375
PLEASE
>>75599493
Glorious
>>75599585
Really no
>>75599144
he hasa nice hair and eyes , if he lost the weight he could bang chicks easily without using his power
>>75599730
He could be built like captain America and he'd still fuck kids
>>75599493
Thanks for the photo, anon.
>>75599835
yeah but atleast they wouldnt have nightmares
>>75599889
>face
>not feet
>>75593655
>Do i need to say only that i wandked a lot or do i need to say it all? Will Jesus forgive me?
Priests are supposed to keep a secret, so you can add as many details as you want. You don't have to though. What matters is that you describe the sin. You could just say you masturbated and lusted after a teenage girl that wasn't 18 yet.
>>75599075
lel, give her JUST hair as well
>>75599889
Nice one anon
>>75600288
What's this? Why don't you guys leave her alone?
>>75588686
Whos that hes kissing?
>>75588686
WHAT THE FUCK
>>75588973
>Not hiding everything in plain sight
It's a typical Jewish trait to show off what they're doing.
>Dan Schneider
>Anagram of Discern DNA
Your Honour, I rest my case.
>>75589714
https://twitter.com/search?q=i%27ll%20rub%20your%20feet%20from%3Adanwarp&src=typd
I want to say it gets easier, but I can't lie to you like that.
>>75588860
Like Cosby for example?
>>75600541
its not him just a fat kid actor that looks like him represents his fantasy
>>75600288
can't really because her head is cropped
I can JUST her eyebrows
and smear her makeup
>>75600436
Fuck off, Dan!
>>75590662
>I bet half of you are pedophiles too
>are pedophiles too
>pedophiles too
>too
Hello there Dan, what are you doing in Canada?
you know that you cannot escape the wrath of Kek, right?
>>75602705
That's not Dan he's just a loser
does anyone have the pic where it shows the connection of amanda bynes and dan with the cia project?
>>75603733
its in this thread already you stupid fuck
>>75589806
>>75603864
no need to be rude.
