shameless self bump

next part anyway fags
Stranger: no enemy here
Stranger: i m ur frnd
You: not there
You: but where i am
You: i could be attacked at any time
You: i'm always fueled and reasdy
Stranger: where r u now ?
You: do you have some fuel
You: hint it's cocaine
You: i'm in iraq
You: 3rd combat tour
Stranger: ok
Stranger: sex can release ur fear and tension
You: you want to fuck an attack helicopter
Stranger: no i m not hulk
You: pretty sure you'd ge court marshalled
Stranger: :D
You: but i'm an attack helicopter
Stranger: ok
Stranger: than i fuck attack helicopter
Stranger: tell me r u boy or a girl ?
You: attack helicopter
You: how is this not clear
Stranger: not clear
You: i'm gender non-binary cis shitlord
Stranger: if u show ur genital than i can recognize easily
You: i don't have genitals. i'm an attack heicoper the closest thing i have is my fuel port
You: also air bags

Stranger: ok show ur fuel port
You: do you want to see my air bags?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i want to see ur air bags
You: well i can't show you because that would require activating them and then i wouldnt pass m MOT
Stranger: oh please show it
You: and i can't show you my fuel port because what if someone shoot's something up there?
Stranger: no
Stranger: nobody going to shoot anything there
You: how do you know
Stranger: u r safe with me
You: where are you righ now?
Stranger: in my house
You: countrty pajeet
You: what country are you in, pajeet
Stranger: i m in india
You: so you have no idea of the dnger i'm in
You: in iraq
You: quick question though/
Stranger: no
You: do you poo in loo or in designated street?
Stranger: no
You: not fapping anymore pajeet?
You: did i do something wrong
Stranger: we have proper toilet in our house
You: wow
Stranger: no
You: amazing
You: you do realise i'm 17 right?
You: that you are a paedophile
Stranger: so what dear
You: #just saying
Stranger: i think ur a boy
You: ATTACK HELICOPTER

Stranger: playing with me
You: fuck sake pajeet
You: get it right
You: god damnit
You: fuck you and your cow
Stranger: i dot have cow
You: stop mis gendering me pajeet
You: i'm so fucking triggered
Stranger: who is pajeet?
You: you is pajeet
Stranger: and what is pajeet ?
You: your name
Stranger: no
You: are you sure
You: cuz i am
Stranger: my name is not pajeet
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i m sure
You: how sure
You: ?
You: like 50%
Stranger: because my name is rahul
Stranger: thats y
You: cuz i'm 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999%
You: your name is pajeet
Stranger: no u r wrong
You: do you work in tech support by chance?
Stranger: no i work in tv station
You: as tech support?

Stranger: no
You: then what do you do pajeet
Stranger: i m producer there
You: wow
Stranger: hey i m not pajeet
You: a big producer jacking it to 17 year old attack helicopters over the internet
Stranger: no
You: what's your full name rahul (pajeet)
Stranger: thats not true
Stranger: i love girls
You: my is big suzy
You: my squad named me that
Stranger: u make my dick soft by talking unnecessarily things
Stranger: idont know who is attack helicopter
You: what is your full name? tell me and i will make you hard
Stranger: ur squad
Stranger: what are u talking rubbish
Stranger: my name is rahul kumar
Stranger: i m indian
You: ok thank you rahul kumar (a.k.a. pajeet)
Stranger: live in new delhi
You: what i'm going to do now is find out your workplace and tell them what you're doing pajeet
Stranger: i m not pajeet
You: silly silly pajeet
Stranger: how many time i told u
Stranger: r u dumb
Stranger: i m not pajeet
You: don't tell people personal details over the internet pajeet
You: thats leson 1
You: no i will shit fury upony ou and you will drown in it

Stranger: but ur making me annoy
You: as if it were flowing down the designaated street
Stranger: thats y i told u my name
Stranger: because u r calling me pajeet
Stranger: all the time
You: pajeet why are you annoy?
Stranger: umake
Stranger: me
You: there is no reason for to be annoy all time?
Stranger: annoy
Stranger: tell me r u boy or female
You: do you think that ever could to would should be if only it can
Stranger: otherwise i would go
You: i am an attack helicopter pajeet
You: i am not female or male
You: i am
You: an
You: attac
You: helo
You: bell ah 64
You: cobra attack chopper
Stranger: byeeeeeee
You: damnit how hard is that to comprehend
You: shitlord
You: been fun rahuk
You: love you pajeet
Stranger: u making me bore
You: :*
Stranger: now can u show me ur
You: there is no reason for to be bore when should if only could do
You: right?

Stranger: pussy if u have
You: i have a fuel port
You: pajeet
Stranger: show ur fuel port
You: and if i show you it i am vulnerable
You: to be peneraped by a stray bullet
Stranger: i have to fill it with my fuel
You: it could compromise my whole squad
You: never let go pajeet
Stranger: i m not going to rape u
You: i should hope not
You: that would be terrible painful
You: for you
You: this isn't roleplay pajet
You: i am actually a helicopter
You: i hope you realise this
Stranger: show ur wings
Stranger: if ur helicopter
You: and are only pretending to be a cis shitlord as a cruel joke
You: helicopter don't have wings silly
Stranger: the blades
You: we have propellor blades
Stranger: through which helicopter fly
You: i can#t show you them because you could leak my secrets
Stranger: yes propellor blades
You: you are pajeet snowden aren#t you?
Stranger: no
You: how sure?
Stranger: open ur jacket or whatever u wear
You: it's tactical cmo
You: camo*
You: i can#t the enemy will see me
You: don't ask me to endager my squad pajeety

Stranger: there is no enemy
Stranger: give ur skype id
Stranger: or snapchat
You: i have a kik?
Stranger: o i dont use taht fucking app
You: why not i keep in contact with all the sexy helicopter pilots with it
Stranger: i wanna see u
Stranger: not other
You: can you not see me alreadyu pajeet
You: ?
Stranger: no
You: my cam is on
Stranger: i m not pajeet
You: are you sure
You: ?
You: ?
You: ?
Stranger: yes
You: you look like a pajeet all i'm saying
You: how bad do you want to fuck me pajeet?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i ant to fuck u
You: tell me what you would do to my fuel port
Stranger: i play with it
Stranger: if u have pussy
Stranger: than lick it\
Stranger: bite ur clint
You: don't bite clint

Stranger: to make ur pleasurable]
You: he's my squads sniper with over 300 confirmed kills
Stranger: bite through lips
You: do you want to talk to clint
You: i will write down what he says
Stranger: r u fuking mad
You: what
You: you were the one that wanted to bite him
You: bit rude
You: hang on
You: he's kinda mad you wanted to bite him
You: let me transcribe what he wants to say to you
Stranger: open ur camo
You: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Stranger: u make me afraid
You: don#t be pajeet
You: just don't piss off clint
You: he's a bit crazy not gonna lie
Stranger: i dont want to die
You: buut just dont threaten to bite him again and he will be fine with you
You: that was a warning by j
Stranger: talking with u is dangerous
You: no no no
Stranger: byee
You: wait
Stranger: i m going
You: my squad mates got mad cuz you threatend them
You: if you keep talking about me it will be fine
Stranger has disconnected.
rip pajeety 2k16 gone too soone

>>74978448
Kek'd

why

>>74980180
for the banter