I am tired of Americans mocking Canada, when Canada is a better country to live in than the USA.
Canada has
>less crime
>better healthcare
>more freedom
>less corruption
>less income inequality
>less non-whites
And Americans on /pol/ can't come up with any real reasons for Canada being bad, so they resort to memes.
We're "cucked", even though cities like Toronto or Vancouver are about as liberal as NYC or LA.
And apparently our massive 2% Muslim population means we are becoming Islamic.
>>74878134
>less crime
it depends on the region
>better healthcare
omfg, i hate the european+canadian healthcare model, why should i pay others' health from my tax?
>more freedom
lmao.jpg
>less corruption
statistics
>less income inequality
t. commie
>less non-whites
your pm is working on the case, donchu worry 'bout it, and those mudslimes will be even worse than the dindus
>>74878134
Canada's least white cities are whiter than Americas, Los Angeles is literally 20% white.
It's legal to hunt polar bears or even eagles here.
All head Chang memes make nonsense either considering the fact that we're 4% Chinese, which is the same as New Zealand.
>>74878429
I'm no, all across the board Canada is safer no matter what. Our murder capital has 50 murders a year, Chicago literally has almost as much as our entire country. I realise this is because of niggers but still, murder is practically a non issue here some provinces don't even have a murder rate
>caring what americans think of you
Stop being a fucking yankee cocksucking traitor. That is your first step.
Half the canadian posts on /pol/ are either canadians apologizing or sucking american cock.
Just tell them they are fat niggers and to go fuck themselves, why should you care what an idiot thinks?
Ontario is cucked man, all they do is guzzle that american cock and spit on the rest of us. Please just fucking nuke it.
Fuck USA
Your money is literally half as valuable.
>>74878737
Australian dollar and New Zealand dollar is worth less than ours
>>74878737
fat nigger, go fuck yourself.
>>74878787
I guess that contributes to Canada's greatness?
>more freedom
>cant engage in hate speech
Your only responses are to concede the implication or say hate speech isnt free speech.
>>74878134
Stop kidding yourself faggot this is a house of Windsor controlled shithole for degenerates and now we're getting invaded in the west cause you fucknuts voted in an incompetent shitlicker
T R U D E A U
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Seriously, I'm happier with our nigger in chief than I would be with that faggot. Also
>muh healthcare
Anybody that uses this as a legitimate tool for debate needs curb stomped. If you're so fucking weak and feeble that you need free access to care for your bullshit "pre-existing conditions" (pussy), you have no business even being alive.
>>74878134
You're chock full of fucking idiots and Hillary posters.
That's enough of a reason to make fun of you, but then you elected a sub drama teacher to lead your fruity assess and he let your country burn.
Just admit that you're a joke.
>>74878980
>>74878920
>>74878909
FAT GAY NIGGERS
america's getting better with trump while canadia rapidly spirals down the toilet. but you'll follow in our footsteps with the next election, have no fear little bro.
>less firefighting welfare queens
>>74879118
White as fuck and likely more /fit/ than you.
>>74878134
>p-please stop the bantz!
>w-were better than you!
If you're in the triumvirate of shitposters, you're going to be made fun of. Grow some skin.
>>74878490
Can't start my day without killing a bunch of Bald Eagles.
If Trudeau was seriously the leader of my country I'd probably kill myself.
>>74878134
its trolling in good fun. if you ask americans who our brotier allies are i bet most say canada. we have a nignog president and you have a fruity fag PM, we all make mistakes right?
>>74878134
Since when is being liberal considered a positive thing? It's 2016 you know.
Stfu you fucking cuck. You exist merely because America exists. Without us, you pussified nations would be either waving the Nazi or USSR flag. Learn your place bitch. We own the largest military and your sorry DUDEWEEDLMAO soldiers aren't enough to stop Russia from raping your ass (though desu you'd probably like it faggot). We Americans give you flak because we can, and you'd better take it like a good slut or we'll free you too.
>>74879226
White in usa means nigger in canada, your /fit/ness is being fat, just go be fat and gay somewhere else, fucking nigger.
>We're "cucked", even though cities like Toronto or Vancouver are about as liberal as NYC or LA.
>both are the most SJW full garbage shitholes in the US
>both are the primary reason both states are blue states
Canada is the promised land for all people over here.
>>74879068
>Your country sucks!
>I don''t have any proof, but here are some insults!
Everytime.
>>74879418
>beta sperg rage intensifies
>>74878134
>more freedom
America is the only country with true freedom and that's slowly being taken away
>>74879555
How is Trudeaup not proof? He's more of a gay commie nigger than Obama.
>>74879555
You post Hillary
You elected a fruit basket PM
You can't into reading comprehension
I'd draw you a picture using crayons, but I live in current year and don't have a fax machine to send it to you.
>>74879659
I don't even give a fuck, the fact you think I'm raging just shows how fucking gay you are. Fucking gay fat nigger tra la la.
Pic related is Canada
>>74879740
Trudeau ain't perfect, but he's really not terrible.
He's only been in a short time, so you can't judge his leadership just yet. His pandering to feminists and Muslims is definitely annoying, but not that damaging.
>>74879860
I know right? It is not like America has gay pride parade or made gay marriage legal.
>>74878980
America's healthcare fucking sucks dude.
It is the lowest ranked in the developing world, and so many people go backrupt trying to pay for bills.
Canada's healthcare certainly ain't perfect, but it is better than what USA had.
>>74879952
>Your stove is on at home, so you can't criticize me for setting my house on fire!
>>74878134
>A fucking leaf.
>>74880147
Literally nothing wrong with apologizing. And again, it has nothing to do with the actual living conditions of a country.
>>74879867
He's already running tens of billions of dollar in budget deficits for the foreseeable future on bullshit social spending. He's a disaster.
>>74880046
I remember my mom went in with stomach pains, it turned out she had to stay in hospital for a week to recover from surgery in a private room with a shower even. The cost? $3 for the bus there. And before the shitposters go "MUH TAXES!" Yes it's covered by tax payers but it would cost literally 10's of thousands there even with insurance it would still cost more. Also the wait time was almost non existent, the same week her surgery was schedule
>>74878134
>If you fight the fire, it wins
>>74880147
Do you think he wears basketball jerseys and sags his pants when he talks to basketball Canadians?
Does he wear dresses when he talks to groups of women?
Pleather pants when he talks to gays?
Pantsuits when he meets Hillary?
>>74879860
>Be american
>Get shot by niggers
>Get robbed by niggers
>Get raped by niggers
Yes, our PM is pic related, but he will be long gone before our country becomes as enriched as yours mr 60% white.
>>74880299
>Literally nothing wrong with apologizing
I'd like you to repeat that statement for emphasis.
howcome every canadian of quality flees to the united states. shouldn't it be the other way around?
>>74878134
Canada is based as fuck. What they need to do is ban Islam, deport Muslims and halt non-Western immigration.
>>74880588
Sports players take advantage of the fact that Americans will throw away all their money at a stupid sports game which makes your teams more valuable.
Singers and actors go there to live closer to where their work is, the world loves our artists and demands to see them more in film.
Doctors got here for higher pay because they're Jews and can get boat loads of cash just cutting goys all day.
>>74878134
Shut up KEK
>>74878134
yoo hoo
hello royal subject
we strongly recommend you stay down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA3WxjplKzo
>>74878134
>>74878490
>>74878688
>>74878944
>>74879721
>>74880299
>>74880349
>>74880448
ITT: leafs
>>74880817
>Canada is based as fuck
>They just need to do the opposite of everything that they're doing now
Love you Canada, you're our favorite neighbor, honestly aside from Trudeau being a cuck, you guys are great
>>74878134
>less crime
Depends on the province
>better healthcare
Socialized healthcare but it is not better healthcare
>more freedom
Kek
>less corruption
Yeah right
>less income inequality
What do you mean by that?
>less non-whites
Still depends on the province
Your still a cucked nation mate
>>74878134
Then build a wall faggot
>>74878134
And since Trudeau was elected, you also have
>the same amount of weed
>the same amount of people who elected a drama teacher because of weed
>less trees
>less gold reserves(t. soros)
I actually don't want to prove you wrong on the other points because other canacucks might see them and decide they want to live here.
Isn't there a law passed recently where you have to teach children that there are six genders now?
>>74881061
You let in more immigrants than us
You let in more refugees than us
You have more illegal immigrants than
Your biggest cities are less white than ours, Los Angeles is literally 20% white. You have the worlds largest Jewish population in the world, New York City has more Jews than any other city in the world, there is over 40 million niggers in your country, this is more people than Poland, Canada or Australia and half the amount of people in Germany.
And you guys are the ones calling us Cucks?
Look, you leaf niggers. Nobody cares.
You're just as bad as us, but in the end you're a bunch of faggots for not being able to handle the banter.
>>74881448
Every single province is safer, Newfoundland doesn't even have a single murder every state of yours has a murder
>>74878134
"more freedom" we literally lack the freedom of speech in Canada. The government has jurisdiction to silence and punish people who use """hate speech"""
>>74881552
We have de facto Apartheid and you guys are like one big US state stretched along a border. You are much much less stable.
>>74882053
Do you think all of Canada is one multicultural hell hole and everyone lives next to Chang and Muhammed?
My neighbourhood is the richest in Toronto, I see literally only white people and imported Asian nannies, there is literally zero American businesses in my area it's all local family owned stuff and a few big Canadian ones.
A 20 minute walk from my house is an area that's almost entirely Muslim and black, there's shootings there sometimes and stabbings.
But they literally never come into my area, my area is 100% crime free my building doesn't even have security cameras and neither did my school but the school down the street in that nigger area has a security guard. We are extremely segregated.
>>74881628
How many people live there?
For those of you doubting the "more freedom" part.
http://www.heritage.org/index/ranking
>Canada:6
>USA: 11
>>74879860
Yo that 1 is just too fucked
t. Nehiyaw patriot
>>74882053
>It's better to live with niggers if they're segregated than not living near them at all.
America is so non-white it hurts.
>>74882540
Same as wyoming but wyoming has 4 times the murders.
>>74881916
Now let's see those numbers against only white households
>>74882784
Why exclude nearly half your population? I understand what you're saying niggers ruin everything but let's face it they're part of your population you can't cut them out of your statistics and say "look we're not bad!"
>>74878614
50 murders? hamilton is sketchy
>>74882953
Because not being a nigger makes me, or a white Canadian living here, much less likely to be imprisoned, murdered, poor, unemployed, or have AIDS.
>>74883046
Toronto has the most murders of any city in Canada and it's about 50 I think, as a whole Canada has 500 murders I think. Chicago alone is about 300 despite being smaller than Toronto and before Yankees get butt hurt I know it's because of niggers
>>74879860
I hate my city
>>74883240
When talking about America you include everyone you don't just exclude half the population, are you going to say malmo is an amazing city just cut out Ahmed's from the statistics? Americans need to stop getting so butt hurt, instead of yelling "LOL No America is number one you're a cuck" why don't you recognise the issues in your country yes I know why it's so dangerous because of niggers but those niggers live there and make your biggest cities literal war zones
>>74882685
Prove there are no murders
>>74883243
thanks tips I got it
>mfw I see the hell's angels bar near Barton
>>74878134
cut them some slack. Their country is overrun by mexicans and nignogs. They need to lash out so they don't have to feel so shitty.
>>74879860
Vancouver in a picture, Also on Robson.
>>74883243
Even our niggers and ahmeds are more wellbehaved.
>>74880046
It's not the lowest ranked in the developed world. In fact, it's pretty consistently ranked between 6-11.
Plus, it beats out Canada in most of the area that actually matter.
>Americans have lower cancer mortality rates than Canadians.[2] Breast cancer mortality is 9 percent higher, prostate cancer is 184 percent higher and colon cancer mortality among men is about 10 percent higher than in the United States.
Fact No. 4: Americans have better access to preventive cancer screening than Canadians.[4] Take the proportion of the appropriate-age population groups who have received recommended tests for breast, cervical, prostate and colon cancer:
Nine of 10 middle-aged American women (89 percent) have had a mammogram, compared to less than three-fourths of Canadians (72 percent).
Nearly all American women (96 percent) have had a pap smear, compared to less than 90 percent of Canadians.
More than half of American men (54 percent) have had a PSA test, compared to less than 1 in 6 Canadians (16 percent).
Nearly one-third of Americans (30 percent) have had a colonoscopy, compared with less than 1 in 20 Canadians (5 percent).
>Lower income Americans are in better health than comparable Canadians. Twice as many American seniors with below-median incomes self-report "excellent" health compared to Canadian seniors (11.7 percent versus 5.8 percent). Conversely, white Canadian young adults with below-median incomes are 20 percent more likely than lower income Americans to describe their health as "fair or poor."[5]
Americans spend less time waiting for care than patients in Canada and the U.K. Canadian and British patients wait about twice as long - sometimes more than a year - to see a specialist, to have elective surgery like hip replacements or to get radiation treatment for cancer.[6] All told, 827,429 people are waiting for some type of procedure in Canada.[7]
Continuing-
>>74884064
So much unemployment in one picture.
>>74879390
rare amidst this sea of shit posting.
>>74878134
Over inflated taxes, Trudeau is a massive faggot, SJWs fucking everywhere, your country basically doesn't have an army worthy of mentioning and relies on us to fight any battles it might hypothetically have in the future, Bryan Adams, Alanis Morisette, Celine Dion, you can't pronounce english words correctly, 2% muslim is too many muslims, You personally are a huge faggot, and you do literally nothing on the world stage for good or worse and are basically the nation state equivalent of a neet, also french people in your country.
>>74884086
>People in countries with more government control of health care are highly dissatisfied and believe reform is needed. More than 70 percent of German, Canadian, Australian, New Zealand and British adults say their health system needs either "fundamental change" or "complete rebuilding."[9]
>Americans are more satisfied with the care they receive than Canadians. When asked about their own health care instead of the "health care system," more than half of Americans (51.3 percent) are very satisfied with their health care services, compared to only 41.5 percent of Canadians; a lower proportion of Americans are dissatisfied (6.8 percent) than Canadians (8.5 percent).[10]
>Americans have much better access to important new technologies like medical imaging than patients in Canada or the U.K. Maligned as a waste by economists and policymakers naïve to actual medical practice, an overwhelming majority of leading American physicians identified computerized tomography (CT) and magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) as the most important medical innovations for improving patient care during the previous decade.[11] [See the table.] The United States has 34 CT scanners per million Americans, compared to 12 in Canada and eight in Britain. The United States has nearly 27 MRI machines per million compared to about 6 per million in Canada and Britain.[12]
>Americans are responsible for the vast majority of all health care innovations.[13] The top five U.S. hospitals conduct more clinical trials than all the hospitals in any other single developed country.[14] Since the mid-1970s, the Nobel Prize in medicine or physiology has gone to American residents more often than recipients from all other countries combined.[15] In only five of the past 34 years did a scientist living in America not win or share in the prize. Most important recent medical innovations were developed in the United States.[16] [See the table.]
Continue for sources/
>>74880349
my buddy got a tungtsen carbide ring stuck on his finger and he got in right away
took 6 hours to get it off, no charge
>>74884614
[2] U.S. Cancer Statistics, National Program of Cancer Registries, U.S. Centers for Disease Control; Canadian Cancer Society/National Cancer Institute of Canada; also see June O'Neill and Dave M. O'Neill, "Health Status, Health Care and Inequality: Canada vs. the U.S.," National Bureau of Economic Research, Working Paper No. 13429, September 2007. Available at http://www.nber.org/papers/w13429.
[4] June O'Neill and Dave M. O'Neill, "Health Status, Health Care and Inequality: Canada vs. the U.S."
6] Nadeem Esmail, Michael A. Walker with Margaret Bank, "Waiting Your Turn, (17th edition) Hospital Waiting Lists In Canada," Fraser Institute, Critical Issues Bulletin 2007, Studies in Health Care Policy, August 2008; Nadeem Esmail and Dominika Wrona "Medical Technology in Canada," Fraser Institute, August 21, 2008 ; Sharon Willcox et al., "Measuring and Reducing Waiting Times: A Cross-National Comparison Of Strategies," Health Affairs, Vol. 26, No. 4, July/August 2007, pages 1,078-87; June O'Neill and Dave M. O'Neill, "Health Status, Health Care and Inequality: Canada vs. the U.S."; M.V. Williams et al., "Radiotherapy Dose Fractionation, Access and Waiting Times in the Countries of the U.K.. in 2005," Royal College of Radiologists, Clinical Oncology, Vol. 19, No. 5, June 2007, pages 273-286.
[7] Nadeem Esmail and Michael A. Walker with Margaret Bank, "Waiting Your Turn 17th Edition: Hospital Waiting Lists In Canada 2007"
[8] "Hospital Waiting Times and List Statistics," Department of Health, England. Available at http://www.dh.gov.uk/en/Publicationsandstatistics/Statistics/Performancedataandstatistics/HospitalWaitingTimesandListStatistics/index.htm?IdcService=GET_FILE&dID=186979&Rendition=Web.
>>74885014
[9] Cathy Schoen et al., "Toward Higher-Performance Health Systems: Adults' Health Care Experiences In Seven Countries, 2007," Health Affairs, Web Exclusive, Vol. 26, No. 6, October 31, 2007, pages w717-w734. Available at http://content.healthaffairs.org/cgi/reprint/26/6/w717.
[10] June O'Neill and Dave M. O'Neill, "Health Status, Health Care and Inequality: Canada vs. the U.S."
[11] Victor R. Fuchs and Harold C. Sox Jr., "Physicians' Views of the Relative Importance of 30 Medical Innovations," Health Affairs, Vol. 20, No. 5, September /October 2001, pages 30-42. Available at http://content.healthaffairs.org/cgi/reprint/20/5/30.pdf.
[12] OECD Health Data 2008, Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development. Available at http://www.oecd.org/document/30/0,3343,en_2649_34631_12968734_1_1_1_37407,00.html.
[13] "The U.S. Health Care System as an Engine of Innovation," Economic Report of the President (Washington, D.C.: Government Printing Office, 2004), 108th Congress, 2nd Session H. Doc. 108-145, February 2004, Chapter 10, pages 190-193, available at http://www.gpoaccess.gov/usbudget/fy05/pdf/2004_erp.pdf; Tyler Cowen, New York Times, Oct. 5, 2006; Tom Coburn, Joseph Antos and Grace-Marie Turner, "Competition: A Prescription for Health Care Transformation," Heritage Foundation, Lecture No. 1030, April 2007; Thomas Boehm, "How can we explain the American dominance in biomedical research and development?" Journal of Medical Marketing, Vol. 5, No. 2, 2005, pages 158-66, U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, July 2002. Available at http://fraser.stlouisfed.org/publications/erp/page/8649/download/47455/8649
>>74878134
those of you who are not Chinese are decendants of troy scum that would rather suck the king's frozen cock on your tundra than live with our freedom. if you were tough shit you would have fought for prime land or just move there
>weedman
>booze and ciggies cost a fortune
>chrc
>cbc
>none of our big cities have character
Lot of cool fedora shops though
>>74884861
>>74880349
Anecdotes don't prove the rule. America consistently rates as being significantly better than Canada with timeliness of care.
>>74878134
Canada is home to Auschwitz 2.0, nothing to be proud of
>>74886058
>number of minorities = tolerance
