-130 castles
-20% of population millionaires
-government that isn't a complete liberal failure without power
-nationalism isn't frowned upon
-2nd richest country on earth
-OUR steel was used for the freedom tower in NY, not even American steel
-Big corporations flock to us because of super low taxes
-we piss the UN and EU off on a regular basis
-everything that's bad for your health and the environment is CHEAPER (driving, smoking, and drinking)
-best beer and best wine
-wagecucks earn enough to be comfy too
How can anyone even compete? Have your governments failed you so badly they can't even keep up with a country as small as ours?
why do i keep coming to this board when /int/ is better
>>74652122
>>-government that isn't a complete liberal failure without power
>-nationalism isn't frowned upon
>-Big corporations flock to us because of super low taxes
>-we piss the UN and EU off on a regular basis
>-everything that's bad for your health and the environment is CHEAPER (driving, smoking, and drinking)
>-best beer and best wine
All lies. Have you not seen how colourful and diverse our streets became since 2013? It's like fucking Paris.
>>74652527
Do you live in Esch?
>>74652599
No. Within walking distance of the Gare.
>>74652731
Yeah, you get the /nocar/ diversity quota citizen swarming in by train
TGV connection to Paris certainly doesn't help
>>74652959
What breaks my heart is that it was NOT like this before 2013.
>>74652122
You're a tax haven, an amazing tax haven, but a tax haven never the less.
>>74652122
you forgot one massive problem
> the fucking Portuguese everywhere
>>74653145
I haven't seen anyone in a Burka in my life until I visited Esch a month ago, it's weird
>>74653272
At least they're Christian and mostly white
>>74653145
Was there in 2014 and you guys had tons of 165cm tall people speaking Portuguese running your bars/cafés. This is near the main station from Brussels
>>74653272
How the fuck are they a problem? Yes, they're loud. But they haven't done any fick-ficki, they don't push drugs and they're not the ones roaming the streets in the early hours of the morning looking for women to culturally enrich.
>>74653384
>>74653397
well they keep their culture and language ( cannot count how many time i went into a shot and was greeted in Portuguese ) and overall just don't integrate
they will out-breed native and Luxembourg will become Portugal 2.0
>>74652122
Gotta admit, you ain't that bad, but no one can compete with based Liechtnstein besides maybe Israel if it wouldn't be flooded with a bunch of Arabs.
>>74652122
Literally a shittier version of Switzerland
You only exist cause you're a tax haven for wealthy foreigners
>>74652122
It sounds like paradise. How can I become a citizen?
>>74653578
COUGH molenbeek COUGH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5WcHbA8kjY
The rest of Europe props up your degenerate lifestyle. Tax havens leech off of countries that can actually create business
>>74653912
If businesses could function under you socialist tax regimes they wouldn't be running to us.
>>74653912
We still have enough industry and agriculture to be rich without taxes fom corporations.
>>74652122
but ethnic Luxembourg demographic is pretty much dead
and if you want to hedge your bets on those retarded farmer peasants living in Diekirch to maintain your "cultural identity", well your shit out of luck
>>74652122
United Kingdom of the Netherlands when? We could be a world power if we unite the Benelux and gas the eternal Walloon.
>>74653833
Buy a Dutch flag and wash it at 60 °C
>>74654960
I'd really like that desu
Leave the EU and go for Benelux
>>74652122
>2nd richest country on earth
Wut?
>>74655062
It could be an actual union with a common cultural heritage. Plus, I can understand Lëtzebuergesch due to De Journal being aired at night because of RTL tax evasion reasons.
>>74655188
Per capita
>>74652122
>Luxemburg
>Not a cuck failure
If you're part if the EU you've failed by default
Also you have kebab which I find hilarious
>>74655061
kek
>>74654960
>We could be a world power if we unite the Benelux and gas the eternal Walloon
>mfw you try that and France come to kick your asses again
>>74657313
t. François Wallonnais
How many Superbowls has Luxembourg won?
0
Don't you have a nigger in your royal family or something or was that liechtenstein
>>74657408
t. Jeroen Vandeputt
>>74657624
I think it was the Dutch, definitely not us
