Sup /p/
I will be shooting a topless model next week. Any suggestions?
This will be the first for me. How do I not get a boner? The model is bretty much 10/10 and I dont want to look like a total jerk and give that "rapey-rapey" feeling, look all professional, but i'm very nervous and, what if the woody will be visible?
Any suggestions welcome. I really want to work it out between her and me on a professional side cause if the shots will be nice and shes all happy we might do more and more shoots afterwards.
btw we'll be shooting outside
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>>2841179
just follow the flow
OK, this sort of shit can get serious. Make sure you get contacts done up front. Get a female friend to "supervise" the shoot. It will put the model at ease and help prevent anything bad going down. Considering you're anxious about the sexual side, it's important to help you not appear like a creepy perv photog.
>>2841179
Why are you doing it?
I feel like if you were doing it for money or as something serious for your portfolio that you would be too preoccupied with making photos with the model to be thinking about her tits.
>>2841185
There is no need to be upset.
>>2841179
>How do I not get a boner?
Use industrial strength duct tape to secure your dick to your leg so you don't get an erection.
>>2841185
you're just jealous girls dont go nude for you ;^)
>>2841179
To avoid a boner, just fap a lot the day before shooting, and stay focused on your work while you shoot.
Don't worry OP, everything's gonna be fine!
I wouldn't worry about boners. It's hard work, you'll be worried about other stuff. I suggest keeping your underpants on though.
Start the session by apologizing in advance for any boners that might happen. Make sure you reference your dick by some cute name like Mr. Happy.
Or this >>2841231
I was shooting close-to-nude session two days ago. Things that helps: room in your pants, long t-shirt, blackness of your clothes, tripod between you and a model.
Photo from the same session but ealier. Looking for some critics and RPT is full. inb4 focus on hands, this one wasn't posed and I kinda like that it feels like she's focused on them too.
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Stroke your cock into semi-rigidity before the shoot. You have to make a strong presentation. Also, if you feel like you're close to the edge, just go ahead and jizz in your pants. Models appreciate that level of consideration.
>>2841179
Unless you're 14 and only doing the shoot to see some boobies, you'll be fine. Be a professional, and focus on the photos. If you're thinking about light, and posing her in a way that's flattering, and coaching an expression, and making sure the background is placed correctly, and making sure you have your correct settings to capture the scene you want, you won't be in a sexual mindset. And you shouldn't be. Can you really not be near a woman in a professional environment without having an erection? I mean I know this is the internet, but do people like that really exist?
You should be focused on much more important issues, like what you're going to do for the shoot itself.
Picture them with their clothes on. Topless and nude is no big deal. Have fun with it. Wear tighty-whities if it's such a big deal.
Also, somewhere I have a free nude posing guide that was posted on here I'll see if I can find it
>mfw I got to put those lights on
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>>2841307
Well at least you didn't clean up her skin or get her to make a nice expression or light her face at all.
>>2841307
Here's one I found that looked pretty good
https://www.scribd.com/doc/272949285/Fine-Art-Nude-Posing-Guide-1-pdf
There was another one that was a cheat-sheet you can show it to girls and have them replicate it. Someone on here has it I stored it on my old phone and it got lost when I upgraded to my S6
>>2841307
Jeez, looks like you went mental in a bunker and did some random photos of a girl having a psychic breakdown
>>2841310
thanks anon
>>2841307
Damn it Sugar do your fucking job.
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Do they really expect you not to get a boner? I would imagine it's taken as a compliment, as long as you stay professional and focused on the shoot.
>>2841325
They are not there for sex, or for sexual response. They are there to be professional, and model for your photos. It would be like getting an erection at a car salesman, or server at a restaurant. One of the main stresses for models in the industry are unprofessional photographers who are using them to get to look at their bodies, and the ensuing unwanted sexual atmosphere.
Yes, they really expect you to not get a boner.
>>2841332
>its ok when TERRY does this
>>2841338
If you're specifically hiring a model for a sexual shoot, involving your erection, then you tell them up front, pay them accordingly, and they come in expecting it. If you hire a model to do a more or less normal shoot, and then whip your cock out, it's a great way to get black listed in your city (and or deal with sexual harassment/assault issues)
>>2841332
>Yes, they really expect you to not get a boner.
Beaches and Shores
>>2841342
if an erect penis is visible - its porn. In no way it can be considered art because of male person being concentrated to fuck the female. Also, Terry is shit. I dont understand the hype around him. Im also not jelous at all.
>>2841342
>whip your cock out
I was talking about a bit of a bulge through the jeans, not overtly swinging your dick around
>>2841347
I was replying to a comment about Terry, who is known for whipping his cock out.
Regardless, you are expected to do your job in a professional manner.
>>2841246
The hands don't offend me half as much as the terribly harsh lighting
>>2841351
Skin tone, coked out face, and total lack of comprehensible intent bother me the most.
>>2841353
I always think to myself 'I'm not good enough to be a photographer, it'll only ever be a hobby for me'.
Then I see the absolute turd other people are getting away with.
>>2841201
Pro right here
>>2841246
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>>2841179
Keep things professional fun and don't try to cop a glance.
>>2841179
jerk off beforehand
you probably get a boner either way, so use a boxer and jeans, not a shorts
also, remember to talk to her and make her comfortable throughout the whole. shooting (i.e. a bit of flirty)
>>2841364
lol
Greet her at the door with a hard on
Is this really a thing? Come on, dude. Just jack off before the shoot. Goddamn.
Are you actually shooting the model in OP?
I was worried about this before my fist nude shoot aswell. But once they get get naked and you start shooting, you're more focused on getting good shots. You'll be fine OP
>asking 4chan how to be around a girl
>>2841246
Show us those tits anon
>>2841581
Sorry, I can't. But I'll upload more from this session in a few days, maybe even with more tits visible, depending on models opinions. I hope I'll get 2/10 for one or two
>>2841600
Buy yourself a background roll faggot
Is it really that hard for you virgin pussies to not get a hard on? Any reasonable man can stay soft getting a lapdance.
>>2841600
Missed focus.
>>2841364
KEK
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>>2841629
You sure? I'm newfag, but it looks pretty focused to me? Where you thing it's focused?
Tuck that shit into your belt, OP.
>>2841641
nowhere
>>2841641
Get in to your raw file. Zoom in on her eyes. Then zoom in on the material on her tit. Tell me which one has more detail?
>>2841649
I'd say they're equal.
>>2841629
This was the first things I noticed as well.
>>2841246
she looks creepy.
just get real drunk beforehand. should make it harder for your dick to go full commando
>>2841600
quarter burqua = nearly nude how?
>>2841600
your lighting is so fucking bad
>>2841364
correct reply
>>2841860
I've written those was ealier.
>>2841600
Your lighting sucks dick
>>2841657
Negative. Face is out of focus, hair and dress is in focus.
>>2841891
OK, thanks. I'll post some more when I'll get home, will you criticue it for me?
if you feel a boner coming on take a rat trap outta your camera bag and snap that shit closed onto your nuts.
Put a bag of grapes in the freezer and then stick it down your pants. Not only will the cold keep you from having any sexual thoughts for a few hours, but when the grapes inevitably thaw they don't leave a wet patch
>>2841364
>>2841179
This is why it's easier to be a woman in the nude art world. They don't get boners. And a tampon keeps the wet spot from showing.
>>2841657
you might need to visit an optometrist
>>2841201
As an engineer, laughed so hard anon.
Reminded me Engineering Flowchart - Does it move ?
https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8160/7214525854_733237dd83_z.jpg
if you chill out and stop thinking about it you will do fine. the more you think about it up to the day the worse you will be. just chill the fuck out, she might have pancake nips for all you know
>you will never shoot a qt gf with a penis
Why even live...
>>2841364
lol fucking christ
>>2841179
If there's the slightest chance for you to get over exited, just don't do it. Nude photographers are professionals who treat a female body like you would treat a cheeseburger in food photography : a subject like any other.
>>2841179
Use comfortable clothes and just don't worry about the boner. Models are professionals and from all possible akward situations or things from a first-timer, a boner it's just one of the lesser things to care about ... just talk to the model, explain that it's your first time and you're a little nervous (being honest it's the right way to become a pro and to communicate with the model) relax and focus on the shoot, make her feel comfortable and safe.
A rapist face/look, bad taste comments and pornographer angles will give her a far worse impression than a boner. Also don't stare at her boobs, and if you do it or feel that she's uncomfortable with how you're looking at her, just apologize and take a little break to ease things out, same thing if your boner (if it don't want to do down, 99% of time it will after the first couple of minutes) limits your movement or makes you uncomforable during the shoot.
>>2842757
Yes, but you can happily grab the cheeseburger to move it around and arrange the composition, whereas you must not touch the model in his situation. As a novice photographer, I found it suprisingly difficult to have someone rectify their pose without occasionally grabbing their hand or shoulders.
>>2841179
Or just get inspired by young Joe Rogan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB_udpNCBJ4
>>2841364
>>2841307
The bulb on her shoulder makes her look like a hunchback at quick glance...
![That+4chan+guy+doesn+t+know+about+spaghetti+_133f64a8cb403b37bfd31b4c0f6cf1f8[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/gtpauTy.png "That+4chan+guy+doesn+t+know+about+spaghetti+_133f64a8cb403b37bfd31b4c0f6cf1f8[1].png")
>>2844177
>being honest it's the right way to become a pro
s-sorry this is my first time... i-i have a boner... sorry.. pls dont leave
>>2841332
>or server at a restaurant
to make this analogy actually accurate, it would be the same as a server in a restaurant getting hungry from looking at all the food. But being hungry doesn't show, and it's not considered creepy. If it's still a problem, there is a simple solution: Eat a full meal before starting work. OP's issue can be solved or at least diminished the same way.
>>2845857
In that analogy, the server is the model, and the customer is the photographer.
>>2845857
>>2845859
10 years ago i worked in a restaurant. After a 12 hour shift without having a single snack that day one of the clients refused the steak I got him explaining he wanted the rare one and that one was medium. I brought the steak back to kitchen. Hid behind some freezers and ate that motherfucker like it was the best thing ever to happen to me.
Now imagine this situation with model and photographer.
>>2841179
>This will be the first for me. How do I not get a boner?
Find your closest nude beach and spend a few hours of your next free day(s) there (ideally with other people you know), so your mind stops associating nudeness in other people with sexy times and it becomes natural for you to see tits and vags all over the place.
>>2845878
>10 years ago i worked as a model. After a 12 hour shoot without having a single good pose that day the photographer told me the poses I was doing weren't good, explaining he wanted dynamic energy poses, and these ones were calm and bland. I went back into the changing room and posed however I wanted and took selfies in the mirror and posted them to Instagram, and it was the best thing that ever happened to me.
>>2845883
it's not the model with the socially uncomfortable urges, it's the photographer. >>2841332 wrote
> getting an erection at a server at a restaurant
but that doesn't make any sense what so ever, because that never happens (unless you are 1. a basement-dwelling gentoo-using neckbeard and 2. at a hooters). A male photographer getting a boner because a female is posing (half-)naked in front of him and he's not that used to that? Ye, we can imagine that happening (like the server getting hungry from all the tasty food around him). So a photography version of >>2845878 would look like
>10 years ago I worked as a photographer of nude models for an agency. After a week of shootings everyday* without a single wank in between the agency refused a series of pics explaining the lighting was crap. I kept the files on my computer and when I was alone i masturbated to those motherfuckers like it was the best thing ever to happen to me.
*equivalent to 12 hours of not eating while having food around you
>>2845906
We can imagine it happening because we are faggots who never see a boob in real life, but from the model's perspective, what she's there for has nothing to do with getting the photographer worked up. Much like a server at a restaurant is doing a job that has nothing to do with getting the customer worked up. It's not part of the job description. Can it happen? Sure. waitresses get hit on all the time. But they don't like it, and they complain about it, and doing it to the wrong person can get you kicked out and black listed from the restaurant as that customer who gets hard at the servers.
>>2841179
Wear compression shorts
Cut off penis
Tight fitting jeans
Jack off before
buy a sony camera and you'll stop being interested in women and instead obsess over the DR in your image
>>2846377
or more like:
buy a sony camera and you'll stop being interested in women and instead be too busy figuring out the fucking menu
So did the shoot happen yet?
Did you accidentally your boner?
What HAPPENED?
Get naked too.
That way she won't be uncomfortable
>>2846700
Given we have about 10 of these threads a year but maybe 2 threads showing photos, it's probably in the wishful thinking category.
>>2846742
not op but, what are the rules for posting nudes on /p/ after all this place is a blue board
