What do we have here, /p/?
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It appears to be a box
>>2806590
Something might be inside... should I look?
I'll have a peek.
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Hmmm... too small to be OP's dildo.
>>2806592
Nah, return to sender. Probably a dead calf or housewares. You don't need either.
Just paper and some case, looks like.
I am disappoint.
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Drones are for fasggots
>>2806601
Agreed.
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>>2806602
>>2806602
Nice clock Achmed
>>2806607
Don't worry, won't splode... just a hoax for my dad.
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Still alive.
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Was really hoping for a clock...
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nikon 600 f4 neat
zoom with your feet you gearfag
>>2806619
>prime
>zoom
Silly poorfag.
Ooh, pretty.
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>>2806620
>implying he couldn't get the shots with a 24mm prime and moving closer
baka
>>2806625
Which isn't zooming.
And I thought 300 2.8 was heavy...
Have a good weekend, /p/
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>>2806625
Not everyone shoots cats and coffee cups, Anon.
>>2806625
So you don't understand compression or perspective. Makes sense since you're also spouting dumb opinions that only hurt your process. Don't worry man you'll get there.
>>2806629
>Not being able to ninja crawl over to birds and wild life while taking wide angle shots
This is why photography is no longer considered art folks
I fucking love unboxing threads!
>>2806634
You really overestimate 600mm.
>>2806634
I've been shooting wildlife for 15 years... been 20 feet from moose, 1 foot from fox kits, 10 feet of owls. Have plenty of shots between 105 and 300mm.
My favorite fox shot was taken after sundown, with a 105 f/2.8 micro. Head filled the frame.
Your butthurt isn't my problem, it's yours. Go outside, Anon.
>>2806628
>totally not compensating, folks!
>>2806640
>I've been shooting wildlife for 15 years... been 20 feet from moose, 1 foot from fox kits, 10 feet of owls. Have plenty of shots between 105 and 300mm.
>My favorite fox shot was taken after sundown, with a 105 f/2.8 micro. Head filled the frame.
>Your butthurt isn't my problem, it's yours. Go outside, Anon.
nice pasta m8, 8/10
>>2806628
Make sure to wear a bulletproof vest senpai
>>2806644
>>2806645
Feels good when people are so butthurt they accuse you of having a small dick and no skills, when you are hung like a horse and have shots published.
Didn't think I could get any happier today, but /p/ made it happen.
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>>2806651
I actually have one, which is kind of funny... I did private security 10 years ago, to pay for school
>this is my fucking thread
>AMA
>dick pics on /b/ right now
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>taking obvious bait this far
Holy shit OP, just enjoy your lens. Go outside.
>>2806647
Today isn't yesterday. Poes law is back in effect. /p/ is retarded 24/7. Pretend to hear voices in a mental ward and people will assume you're not faking it.
>trollan /p/ this hard
I approve. Dis nigga came prepared, too.
Link to dick pics?
>>2806660
>Today isn't yesterday
fuk that's deep
>fegs
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>>2806665
It's not. Yesterday was April Fools.
>>2806669
>APRIL FOOL'S!
>>2806622
Looks like a dragon dildo.
>>2806672
back on TV with you you Brit cuck
Poor people can eat dicks.
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>>2806674
Oops, didn't realize the name I tested yesterday was still filled in.
What's the use of telephoto outside of paparazzi and shooting birds ?
>>2806675
>Gearfags can eat dicks.
FTFY
>>2806679
Sports
>>2806659
I practically live outside, Anon.
It's raining, and I have sat in the rain too much the past few weeks.
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You should see my shots... they are amazing.
>wanna see some?
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>>2806684
I'll bite, lets see
>fucking rain
>9 hours straight
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My Jimmies... I think they just moved.
>pro gear
>only posts grainy pics of gear
>on the floor
>in the field
Am I being trolled by a Nat Geo photog?
This is like everything everyone hates about /p/ rolled up in one thread.
>>2806692
The best part of this thread is how the pictures are taken with a prepaid phone.
>>2806697
Prepaid S5?
I'm now genuinely curious, can you show some real shots?
>>2806701
Don't do it OP, people are only going to hate.
>>2806700
>SGH-S730M
That isn't an S5 homie. S5 model numbers are generally in the 900 range with a handful of 800s.
>>2806700
S5 isn't prepaid. I do have a prepaid phone for destroying outdoors.
>>2806701
All of my shots are cached by Google.
>>2806703
It's mostly to hide movement and avoid attention from any people. Also, birds of prey are very attuned to colors, and always stay farther away from you if you set up in their hunting grounds with unusual colors.
Conversely, I do wear bright colors when setting up at nests I find. When re-visiting nests year after year, I wear the same colors. That way, the birds remember me, and know I'm not a threat. As a result, I don't disturb them while they are providing for the young, and I also get much better shots.
My wife got a new pack last year, and it bothered the female of a nest we have been checking for 4 years... we were essentially back at square one, with her being standoffish and not leaving the nest. The next day she wore her old pack, and things were back to normal with her fishing right in front of us.
>>2806714
well post some of those shots
>>2806709
hey fellow european, i was surpised about this too. ever heard about the i9500? yeah
>>2806724
Your point?
You're the one that was trying to say that a prepaid wasn't used.
>>2806726
>the pictures are taken with a prepaid phone
I looked, and only saw one that was. That's all I'm saying... your statement was incorrect.
These pics were taken from an old blog. This is stale pasta, and you're all a bunch of newfags.
>>2806667
Was that dick?
>>2806727
The fuck is a "prepaid phone" anyways?
Is that millennial talk for non-smart phone?
>>2806628
bring to a trump rally.
>>2806754
Usually cheap, and you buy it outright. No contract, pay as you go.
Usually used by businesses or poor people.
>>2806765
If you're not poor you buy any phone outright.
With a contract you end up paying a lot more.
>>2806804
Congratulations, Anon. You discovered why there is a market for cheap, prepaid phones... so a poor person can own a phone without entering a contract.
Well done.
>>2806806
>poor
Or someone who doesn't feel a pressing need to play first person shooters on a 4" screen and doesn't see the point in spending $700 when something for $75 will do everything we want.
that lens sure will come in handy atleast once in its life... probably
>>2806809
>Or someone who doesn't feel a pressing need to play first person shooters on a 4" screen and doesn't see the point in spending $700 when something for $75 will do everything we want.
brej you can stop memeing now.
>>2806810
>urbanite NEET detected
ITT: Guy unboxes awesome lens, children attack him for it.
>/p/
>>2806822
>implying unboxing threads are worth a shit on /p/
>>2806823
>implying /p/ is worth a shit
>>2806822
It's called jealousy.
And it's deliciously funny.
We need these threads more often.
>>2806828
I'll make one every time I get something, friend.
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>>2806835
>holga box in background
He's good... very good.
I think I understand: It's the day after April Fools
>unboxing day
>>2806839
It is a Holga, yes, but actually a very rare left handed one with F mount.
>sorry about finger
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>>2806679
Press photog.
If you need to photography a riot from a safe distance.
>>2806628
Jn America you'll get shot by police within 2 seconds of stepping out on the street with this piece
>>2806881
Thanks. Yeah, I stopped posting here around a year ago.
Was 10 thousand American. Has gotten a ton of use, although about half of my favorite shots were taken with 300 f/4 and even an old 70-300.
>>2806655
Can I have a lens pls?
>>2806896
Sorry Bro, I gave away the ones I stopped using.
>>2806887
I'm in Canada, although I have been stopped by MPs before, while crossing land next to a military base on my way to a marsh.
They were cool though, and only stopped me because there was a call from some random person driving past who doesn't know what a lens looks like. They said I was carrying a black case...
>>2806903
Damn ;_;
If you ever have more unused ones hit me up: [email protected]
>>2806920
Canadian forces are great, years ago I was shooting with a 500 f4p and some guys in a Bell CH-146 must have spotted me, so they gave me a few low passes.
>>2807034
OP here.
Same, except it was a Sea King. I happened to be at this deserted lake trying for shots of hummingbirds along the shoreline, when they arrived for water exercises.
They saw me, had a clear discussion, waved, and moved to my side of the lake. They altered their exercise and made a bunch of low passes. Was fucking great.
I can post a shot, because I have never posted them anywhere before, as my work is all nature related.
This was about 5 years ago, with a 300 f/4.
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>>2807054
I found it funny because my settings for hummingbird wing motion were perfect for the rotors... not too frozen, not too blurred. Minimal fucking around was needed.
Just so the newfags are clear, this guy always posts photos of some giant lens (or himself holding a giant lens), calls people jelly poorfags and never posts any of his own photos. It's a tired old routine, but it works every time.
>>2807059
All I gathered from this thread is OP is successful, and baller as fuck at dealing with whining bitches.
He is also from my neck of the woods and way more interactive than any other OP.
>>2807069
opening threads should be restricted to /v/ since they are the only mindless fags who hang on to what someone else bought to pay attention to the thread.
>>2806920
wouldn't want to even go near any military base with this much of telephoto
>>2807071
>4chan should run as I see fit
>stop liking what I don't like
>bawww, my feels
Millennial detected.
>>2807069
Maybe he'll be your friend!
>>2807073
>opening gear is more important than actual photos
>stop liking what I don't like
>I think I'm older than you
OP detected. Can that whole tube fit up your ass OP? I bet that's why you bought it anyway.
>>2807087
I have posted plenty of photos over the years, Anon. In fact, I'm so polite that there's even one in this unboxing thread.
Invariably, select people get butthurt and the threads slide into hateful shit slinging festivals. Being the adaptable fellow I am, I developed a taste for annoying the babies of /p/. Might as well start a thread that doesn't get derailed, right?
This is one of those threads you're just going to have to put on your big boy pants for... deal with the occasional unboxing, special little guy.
>>2807096
>>2806854
Ken?
>>2807095
But what's the point of an unboxing thread? To jerk yourself off over your own purchase, literally nobody else gives a shit except gearfags like you. How about you come back in a few months when you have actually taken a photo with it? Taking pictures inside your living room with a box you wish you could have sex with is not photography and barely photography related. Talking about how awesome you are is very different than actually being worth a shit, learn the difference
>>2807099
Yes?
>>2806620
>doesn't know what "zoom with your feet" means
Silly gearfag.
Spend less. Lurk moar.
>>2807096
>Killer duo if ya ask me.
>being my own shit-filter
This just gets better and better.
Excuse me while I get comfy...
>>2807101
You are so mad, it's funny... perfect. Guess what?
>Had 600 f/4 for 4 years
>Got new one
>Wife now has old one
How mad are you now?
I was going to get the new FL version, but look where the foot is... way too far back to be handheld properly. And 95% of the time I am hand-holding.
>>2807148
>zoom with your feet
>>2807054
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>>2807243
i love unboxing threads. dont mind that jelous sony shill.
>>2806835
are you Karl Pilkington?
>>2807101
>But what's the point of an unboxing thread?
What's the point of posting in a thread you think is pointless?
>>2807323
Don't see the resemblance, to be honest.
>>2807054
>Color Space Information sRGB
>>2807325
gearfags don't buy expensive gear to become real photographers, they do so to take selfies with their gear to post online to brag to strangers. He'll prolly sell hsi shit once he realizs noone cares to pick up another hobby he can blow money on in order to impress the ladies... say motorcross without actually being worth a damn in a race he'll just buy a very expensive bike because who needs skill when you got money? Typical cancerous richfag playing with new toys lol
>>2807342
Your rage smells so good.
>>2807338
>online publishing
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>>2807342
>gearfags don't buy expensive gear to become real photographers
Real wildlife photographers buy expensive gear.
If OP unbagged a beat up 50mm from Goodwill to take pics of homeless people (one notch down from street photographer) with, the neckbeards of /p/ would rejoice.
>>2807096
very nice looking lady
