I want to print some digital images on photographic paper.
To make the story simple, they are all mindbendingly horrible pornographic images, and I would like them to remain unseen.
So, how do I get them printed without buying a printer that works with glossy paper, and also without needing a big hat, big pair of sunglasses, false beard and a trenchcoat?
Turtleneck image unrelated because they are universally loved.
>>2804769
How about getting them printed online?
Read their terms of service and check if you are allowed to print it there. Some people in a printing plant somewhere will know that you are a pervert but they'll never meet you. Man I love turtlenecks.
Turtlenecks are fucking terrible. Just... the worst possible shirt, both to wear and to see being worn. I've never been excited to meet someone wearing a turtleneck. I know that there's a ponytail somewhere in their past or future, and they probably own one pair of leather sandals.
>>2804797
>>2804797
never had a ponytail nor owned a pair of leather sandals
turtlenecks are comfy
>>2804769
Find a nearby college, bribe (12 x natty lite) the art school lab monitor to let you in and use the printer.
>>2804769
>a printer that works with glossy paper
Any printer beyond an office copy machine will work
I have a bright red skintight turtleneck which I love dearly. Girlfriend hates it though.
