Watch out! Matt "Mr. Hips" Granger comin' through!
Make way!
>>2774683
THAT NIKON GUY
GET THAT GEAR OUT
I EVALUATE LENS AUTOFOCUS PERFORMANCE IN SUCH DEMANDING SITUATIONS AS PEOPLE WALKING AROUND AND THE MODEL IN MY STUDIO
The guy's a twat.
So he's fucking that Asian girl isn't he?
>>2774707
Yes. I still laugh when Kai made a little joke in a review about that. Matt took it seriously and said something back in the comments. He can't handle the bantz
>m...muh waifu said
He lives in Sydney right?
>>2774759
Yes
>>2774784
Figures.
>mfw when I learned he was morbidly obese and lost a ton of weight
>>2774873
source pls
>>2774734
So matt is saying that he was raised in an Asian culture and has an Asian accent? There is no equivalency here. Moreover, we don't know they kind of girls that Kai likes, or even if he cares about race at all. The only thing we do know for sure is that Matt has an Asian fetish. And the biggest hips in the universe.
>>2774869
'before' pics?
He has the lower body of an obese african american
>>2774885
that's the thing, he grasped at straws there and he knows it. gotta love how he starts his reply with "As Tina explained to me..." almost as if he's trying to validate his fetish by saying well my tina said it's ok so i am this way because i am then goes at kai trying to insinuate that he's either trying to be white or has a preference for white women.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed the man's child bearing hips.
>>2774683
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>>2774734
Funny enough, in the Thai language , Kai means egg.
>>2774996
Tina
Those hips don't lie
>>2777122
brehs..
>>2777122
H I G H T E S T
>>2777158
My dream of /fit/ carrying over into a /p/ thread has come through in the most perfect fucking way lel.
>>2774683
Coming through! Lady with a baby.
But how good is old Pudding Butt?
T H I C C
>>2777360
T H I C C B O I
I'm not gonna knock the dude if he's boning that asian chick, he's doing pretty damn well for himself if so.
>>2777413
They're just business partners. Tina (the asian girl) has a boyfriend/husband.
And to be honest, Matt puts some decent content. At least he's not as obnoxious as the fro guy.
Plus, I bet 70% of people on this thread are fat fucks too.
>>2777422
>Plus, I bet 70% of people on this thread are fat fucks too.
yeah, I'm borderline. (5'11" 190) I have the same kind of hip thing as Matt too, maybe not as bad, but back when I was young and super skinny I still had huge hips, and once tried the "crossdress to score chicks at an anime con" thing and they were all asking me how I padded my hips, and shocked to find out it was natural.
>>2774734
Meh I thought it was just a nice joke response, nothing "serious".
>>2777422
I mean it's just a photographer who puts stuff online, people get butthurt just because they think best=high amount of subscribers. It almost never works like that
>>2778495
Why the fuck doesn't he get himself a fucking liposuction? I suppose he has enough money to do it.
He looks like a black woman inside an IT guy costume, goddamnit Matt get your shit together
>>2777122
H I G H T E S T
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Why can't Aussies handle the bantz?
>>2778495
Serious question how do you get hips that big? Other than being American of course.
>>2778574
klinefelters.
that means hes not fucking the china girl, but viceversa. she straps the fuck out of that HIGHTEST.
>>2778594
>she straps the fuck out of that HIGHTEST
>implying you wouldn't take a strapon from a qt if given the chance
>>2778608
Sorry but I'm not gay.
>>2778574
Being shafted by genetics.
>body shaped like a christmas tree
literal fuckboi
>>2778670
anon i think you've managed to pick up some strange fringe corruption of this black slang
it was originally just a pussy or coward, then feminists picked it up and made it about male sluts, and now it seems you're using it to mean boys with hips
all seemingly within one year
>>2778634
Haha it was like 12 years ago when I was 17 or 18.
>>2777422
He doesn't have large hips. He has a very centered mass, which is an advantage for keeping your balance. For instance, when you take pictures hand-held. This guy is not fat, he has evolved in a natural tripod. What you see is natural selection in action, a new breed of homo photographicus.
>>2778721
all I see is a new bread of homo desu
>>2778734
*breed
fuck I'm tired
>>2778721
Matt pls go
>>2778721
>involved into a natural tripod
my fucking sides
>>2774683
>>2778638
So you're gay because you rub a dick too?
>>2778820
You're not even making sense anymore.
>>2778823
Feeling like a homosexual for pleasuring your prostate is the same as rejecting the act of masturbation because you are rubbing a cock, albeit your own.
>>2774683
SQUAT ALL DAY EVERY DAY
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