How do I revive my grass.
>went on vacation for a month
>sprinkler system restarted due to Californian fires messing up electric distribution
>>814134
Literally just ficking water it. I didn't respond to your last thread because the question is so ficking stupid.
Did your grass never brown in the summer as a kid? It happens. Just water it.
Don't drown it. Just water it every evening untill the lawn turns damp. Then every few evenings after that untill it starts growing again.
It isn't rocket surgery
>>814146
Thanks this shit made me laugh my ass off
>>814134
>having a lawn
>>814227
this
especially in california
>bad drought conditions
>oh but we definitely have to have something else to waste water on
>>814134
You are lame and homosexual for asking this again and for caring this much about your lawn. You received sufficient solutions in the last thread. Just water the damn thing or let it be, because I think it actually looks nice the way it is.
>>814134
Quit wasting water in California on a fucking lawn
>>814395
This. Lawns are just how society tries to restrict your freedom. Grow food on it instead and tell them to fuck off. Shit, grow cactai if you dont want to grow food. Even better, grow fucking rocks.
>>814134
Replace lawn with sand. Seriously other states are tired of lending you water to water grass in a desert climate.
>>814134
californian here: this is a gift. blank slate. dig it up and plant herbs, flowers, or vegetables.
grass takes 4x the water than a productive garden
These anons are all right; stop keeping a lawn. Stop it now. We had rivers full of salmon, snowy peaks, and productive estuaries. We've shuffled around and and wasted too much already. Also: fuck LADWP and their fagotry
>>814227
>>814250
>>814395
>>814467
>>814481
>>814134
>live in desert climate
>grows a lawn
>state has a water crisis