Shove it up your ass. The acid in your intestines will clean it.

Dump it in a vat of diesel, let it sit for a few days

At that point everything will have fallen off the bones or just slide right off at the slightest touch

Clean them up with water and a soft brush. If you want them perfectly white you'll have to paint them

Boiling might work
Guessing you want the skull, not much else will be too interesting or worth the effort.
I would probably try to stir up the brain through the spinal opening if lts still there to get it out then boil it on an outside fire for a few hours, scrub clean then let it sit in hydrogen peroxide for a while to bleach

He's a showman and nothing more.

>piss drinking

Any survival "expert" who knows their shit knows that drinking piss is possibly the worst thing you can do in a survival situation.

>>708406
And why would that be the case? As far as I know piss is sterile and certainly better than nothing to drink.

I don't know about the sodium content in urine though.

>>708425
It's dehydrating. You can get away with it once in a trip, but twice and you're fucked.

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>>708241

Bear is a fucking joke.

Les puts himself in random situations and carries around 100lb of cameras instead of survival/out gear.

>All that shit Bear does
Die with some fucking dignity

I kill an animal in a trap about once a week by slicing its neck

I skin the same too

That good enough for you?

Cause it's not true, desu

Amateur porn pics brought me to 4chan, no anime. I stay far away from those boards and you should probably go back to them.

>>>/trv/

Yeah it'll be fine but can you really not go 13 hours without cold food and drinks?

>>707386
Yes. Grab some soda bottles/juice bottles, fill them with water, freeze them, and place them in and around your food. You can even set them around the cooler itself and cover everything with lots of blankets/pillows.

Even 24 hours is like nothing really. Unless you mean shrimp, Popsicles and ice cream. lol In which case use the method I described.

Marmot Trestles 15.

>>706214
normally, the liner and bivy are bought separately from the bag, so that you can customize how much lining and weather resistance/space you need.

tell us more about the conditions you plan to camp in, then we can make a useful suggestion.

>>706228
I need a comfort temperature between -10 and -20C.
And i would prefer a cotton inside liner and a goretex bivy.
Has to be mummy style, and needs a compression bag.

damn you guys can't even have airsoft guns?

Poor Aussies and their lack of a bill of rights

Im not too sure about all the regs and shit, but I think you can buy an airsoft gun without a license

>>704907
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_issues_in_airsoft#Australia
holy shit, it's even worse than England.

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>>704137
Wasn't there a paint/coating for the Space Suttle that was like R-42 insulation factor?

I would paint my wagon, pic related.

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>>704139

cause the shuttle program was such a success

>>704139
Aerogel is the insulation NASA uses. The only spray on neat-o thing I can think of is that nano particles stuff to prevent things from getting dirty, but it wears off after a while and makes things look whitish and dull. The newer stuff seems to be a bit better.

Ultra-Ever Dry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTkefJHfC0

But, yes there is an insulating paint that NASA has developed,

http://www.nasa.gov/topics/nasalife/green_paint.html

>>703270
Reviews seem quite good. Also they're cheaper on amazon right now.

>>703270
I just bought a pair of golites at a thrift store for $5. Resoling them will cost me another $5.

If you plan on spending much time in them save up and buy a good pair. They last for years and happy feet means happy times innawoods. Go to your local outdoors store talk about what you will do and let them show you and try some boots on. You dont need to buy straight away but you do need the right shoes to enjoy time in the woods

Wait, through the bone and everything? Lucky guy

>>692006
I've never had to deal with anything besides mosquitoes. Treatment involved ignoring the issue.

We need this thread though.
Willow bark makes a decent aspirin substitute.
Mint is good for upset stomachs.
Garlic has antifungal and antiviral properties.

Anybody got more?

>>692006
This may be odd and goes against everything we're taught but I'm 52 and have not once in my life needed a FAK
I've been skiing 3X with injuries requiring cart/sled
knee/knee/collarbone
I've been on boat requiring a butterfly bandaid
kneeboard to the nose
1 fish hook in a bare foot
broken finger playing softball that I set myself and broken collarbone playing hockey that I set myself (see earlier skiing)
So much is made about FAKs but I think they are fucking useless

>>692456
Matches - To make fire for warmth, to cook food, to boil water
The Pot - To cook food and boil water in
Tarp - For shelter, rainwater collection
First aid kit - Just in case

Everything else seems kind of pointless

>>692456
5 ounces of weed
Wilson
Vitamins
and a Hammock because those fuckers can be a pain in the ass to make yourself.
But I want 5 ounces of pot that has seeds. I don't want just male plants.

Everything else I can make or make due without.

>>692456
fishing pole (I'm assuming this is magical and always has a hook on the end of the line), if not I'll go w/ the Mora so I can make spears. Also you can set up a rock trap for fish so, forget the pole, I want the knife.
tarp
hammock
pot, cooking pot that is.

Does it rustle your jimmies when you see someone lip a fish?

Does anyone have tips for crappie or white/yellow bass fishing from a boat? I normally fish for black bass or catfish but some of the lakes around here have good populations of crappie and white bass that I'd like to try and target. I have a pretty good idea of what bait/lures/techniques to use, I could mainly use some tips on finding them.

>>707145
explain

just explored my new backyard, will post some photos soon. So tempted to cast some big bombers into the river, but I know its still too early for striper in the river.

>Yo dawg I herd you like carrying a lot of shit
>So we put a tent inside yo tent so you could get scoliosis while you backpack

>>707847
I let my wife and her boyfriend sleep in the smaller tent inside the larger tent, and then I sleep in the larger tent just outside the smaller one.

She gets her privacy and I stay dry as well. It's a win-win.

Well tarp over tent is a good idea although ur insulation isn't as air fight.

Tent for bugs

Tarp for water

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>>707487

>>707487
Unkicked/10

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>condoms
>lube

You guys have fun!

>>707285
>implying these are not already on the list

secks is of gr8 importance

It would help if we knew what was on the list in the first place.