Pardon my translation, my english is really bad, but the happening was really weird and for some reason the article was taken down (by Pepsi, maybe? I still got some parts from it from a whatsapp convo)
>A case of sexual violence was registered on the School of Exact Science (ICEx) this afternoon, on Minas Gerais Federal University (UFMG), by a Philosophy student who said she was "raped" by a man dressed with a blue and silver latex suit distributing soda cans to people on campus.
>According to witnesses, the man wasn't representing any kind of threat to anyone, as he was running and giving cans of cola to bystanders, including the student [...] while a song that said "Pepsiman!" was playing from an unknown source.
>[...]but PepsiCo PR denies any marketing stunt made in the campus[...]
The link to it was http://glo.bo/1TmPx77 but it was taken down for some reason.
>>5718
Mowtendoo?
holly keks, thanks for the laugh anon.
there was a pepsi car yesterday on campus near the catalão entrance. I even thought it could be some promo and stayed there for a bit to score some Pepsi but no one was in the car or anywhere near.
Didn't see the guy, though.
>>5718
PEPSIMAN
PEPSIMAN
>>5718
>Philosophy student
>human rights activist
Pepsiman confirmed innocent
>>5718
Holy shit that's why I love this country
>>5748
FIGHTER OF THE COKEMAN
Please let this be real
This is why Coca-Cola products are superior.
>>5718
Was the student a trotskyist? because if she was a trotskyist either she was lying and pespsiman was a brocialist set-up by imperialist Coca-Cola or it wasn't rape since troskos have no soul.
>>5718
Sounds like some meme magic is going on, Pepsiman was a Japan thing
Or just some shitty newspaper picked up fake comedy news as a real thing, that's bretty common
Heyyy I remember that videogame
Top kek op, boa
>>5997
CHAMPION OF SUN...
YOUR A MASTER OF SOFT DRINKS AND DIABETES
FOR EVERYONE
If this is real, and I've got some serious doubts it is, then it would seem that retardation has hit a new high. I mean, back in my day, rape actually meant something. It meant someone got fucked against their will, usually quite forcefully. As as much as I'm trying to see the way that getting a free can of Pepsi could be interpreted as rape, I just can't. Must be getting too far behind the current times.
>>5718
hold the fuck on... yes this is hilarious, but why was it taken down?
>>6128
Prob because he was dressed as a pepsiman . Pepsi doesnt want to be linked with a ''rapist''
>>6132
every year over 1000 women are sexually assaulted by pepsimen. It's a global problem, but few know about it Pepsi is just great at covering things up.
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54MpfR3XE4
>>6204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_9SsX7HJhE
>>5718
>a Philosophy student who said she was "raped" by a man dressed with a blue and silver latex suit distributing soda cans to people on campus.
Can you imagine the police report.
>Can you describe the attacker
>This slowly gains amplitude as the discription goes on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_9SsX7HJhE
>Yes officer, he was in a blue and sliver latex suit that covered his entire body, he was an amazing dancer, sold me a bottle of Pepsi™
during foreplay and, fucked me until I got thirsty again. Then he ran off doen the middle of the road, dodging cars, road works, oedestrians and sliding under garbage trucks...I think he even ran through someones house!
>God I hope you catch Pepsiman™ cisscum.
>Laughingpoliceman.giff
Holy shit, what a day to be on the force.
>>5748
DOES WHATEVER A PEPSI CAN
Coke related crime is still a lot more prevalent tho.
>>5718
more like SJW rapes Pepsiman, amirite?
>"raped"
What's with the quotation marks?
>>6345
She said rape because a man in spandex who looked naked approached her, and evenn if he was up to something it wouldn't have been harassement or attempted rape, just calls rape whatever makes her feel uncomfortable be it serious or not.
https://youtu.be/q_9SsX7HJhE
PEPSI MAN
PEP PEP PEPSI MAAAAAAAAN
PEPSIMAN SERVES ICE COLD JUSTICE
why are so many images deleted on /news/?
>>6513
What are you talking about?
How do you rape somebody while wearing a spandex jumpsuit?
>>7064
Watch the video
But the question is, what flavor Pepsi does Pepsiman cum?
bitch why you gotta play hard to rape
>>6513
U know you don't need a image to start a thread here right?
