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http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/16/us/alligator-child-florida-orlando-disney.html
This isn't funny, shithead.
I hate seeing situations like this where children are robbed of their lives.
>>50635
If you can't defend it you don't deserve it
>>50635
It's pretty funny. A alligator appeared out of nowhere, snatched a small child, then disappeared into the depths. How is that not funny?
>>50654
Seconded. If you don't pay attention to your kids, you deserve to lose them.
>>50656
I hate to say it, but seriously, this.
If youve never been to Disney, they have signs posted every 20 feet or so not to swim in the lake. It is very obvious that you wouldn't want to swim in the lake. It's disgusting, and there are countless pools and simulated beaches there to avoid this issue. To let a 2 year old child anywhere near that water is asking for trouble, and if you aren't up to the task of making good judgement, this is what happens.
>>50669
"The father struggled to wrestle his two year old son free from the jaws of the alligator before the child was dragged into Disney Lagoon."
This is funny.
Also, that's what happens when you destroy thousands of acres of precious wetland to build a corporate theme park; the animals fight back.
>>50670
>Also, that's what happens when you destroy thousands of acres of precious wetland to build a corporate theme park; the animals fight back.
You're leaving yourself real open to some liberal nutbaggery talking about native inhabitants this way.
>>50670
>precious wetland
Humans are the superior creatures. If we weren't sentimental, we'd exterminate all creatures that are not or can not be domesticated.
>“We’ve already taken four alligators and looked at four alligators and couldn’t find any evidence that they were involved,” Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission, said, adding, “They had to be euthanized to be analyzed.”
Why are they fucking with the gators? They don't even have the excuse of saving the stupid brat this time.
>>50631
I came
>>50635
Too close to shitlord for me faggot, go back to tumblr and whine some more about your feelings you special snowflake.
>>50656
Too bad there aren't alligators in Walmart.
>>50631
Shit
>>50679
because we are human and humans take priority
>>50692
So we shouldn't be surprised when they do something back. Florida is a shit state anyway.
Breaking News : Florida has Alligators
Holy shit guys did any of you know about this?!
>>50693
More freedom and sunshine then you'll ever see, fuccboi.
>>50669
>drowning while being eaten alive.
that IS the feels
when did it become a positive thing?
>>50679
>killing four alligators in search of evidence of one's confirmed dead child
this part angers me most...
>>50631
How long till race war or anarchy in america?
There 50~100 possibilites of psychos or american psychos related to latest victims...
I say atleast something may come before june is over.
And if not then july"
Finally, our murricans friends wont make fun about australian dingo baby ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYTIGXvc88Y
>>50669
kids are not sentinent.
Abortion should be allowed until the age of 3.
>>50695
Too hot and wet. Cali is better anyway.
>>50674
>what's an ecosystem?
>>50679
>people get mad about one gorilla being shot by people who loved him because he was about to tear a small living child apart
>silence when four wild alligators are killed in attempt recover some semi-digested closed-casket shreds of a dead child after one mystery gator committed the crime of being a wild fucking gator around which someone maybe should have paid attention to their toddler's whereabouts
>>50710
It was always weird to me how this was so publicised. Isn't the running gag that everything in Australia is trying to kill you? Why is the idea of a wild dog killing a helpless infant so crazy?
>>50674
You are wrong on so many levels. We wouldn't last long without wild animals.
kek what kind of moron takes their kids anywhere near those shitty lakes? that's nasty ass water.
>>50695
>actually saying fuccboi
The cringe is real.
>>50631
>Americans
Every day I'm more glad I don't live in the shithole of world. That country is such a joke.
>>50750
where are you from?
>>50750
Do you live on Mars you little shit
>Lane’s body was found near where he was last seen, Sheriff Demings said, adding that it took time to search the water, which he described as murky. “The autopsy has to confirm that, but there’s likely no question in my mind that the child was drowned by the alligator,” he said, adding that the body was found intact.
Why didn't he eat him? Was just bored? Did he take a bite and not eat the rest? The fuck.
The random killing/shooting of 4 gators seems really petty.
>>50798
Maybe it didn't like the taste.
>>50798
Calling it now, the dad did it.
>>50703
>implying any american isn't just too lazy to do anything but muh doritos
>>50715
>Cali is better
>better
>better
>better
>>50717
>Killing a rare endangered gorilla vs killing common fucking alligators
Gotta reach more, pal
>>50669
but as a parent it is still ultimately the parents fault...that child is your responsibility and yours alone...you do not let that child into any situation that could harm it..if that child does get harmed you have NO ONE to blame but yourself for not doing a better job parenting
Happiest place on EARTH!
>>50827
>flyover state triggered
http://i.imgur.com/Bpxh8FM.png
While I feel bad for the kid who died, I think the parents are retards. The Facebook outrage is also giving me ample keks.
>>50798
Alligators don't eat all at once. They'll drag it to a place for later eating, or to provide for baby gators. Male gators don't usually care about offspring, they leave it to the females.
>>50801
christ I don't want that to be true but would not be shocked in the least
>>50702
THIS.
the kid was obviously dead; the dead body that is useless to society treated with more sentiment than the living animal contributing to the ecosystem and for what??
it's one thing if the father had a gun and killed the animal in defense before the kid could die. but this is literally just killing the animal so the irresponsible parents can have some feeling of "peace". It's one thing to kill zoo animals that have no real place in the local environment's food chain and isn't even native to the land, but killing wild animals because "hurr durr disney is magical wuts a florida g8r??" is absolutely ridiculous. How did you overlook that Florida has alligators? This whole scene has been btfo
>>50703
Yeah. American race war: Human vs. Alligator. That kid's 100 family members face off against the Everglade's Alligator population.
>>50694
MY SIDES
>mfw based resident of america's australia && gators everywhere
>mfw actually euthanized gators to confirm death, as though alligators are known for just pal'ing around with their prey at the magical kingdom
>>50750
Noone asked. Go back to being a Socialist fruitcake.
>>50669
a 2 year old is not a person.
>>50857
what is it then?
>A literal who Lennoned
>Homo holocaust
>Snatch mothafucka baby birthday
What will happen next in Orlando?
What a tragic occurrence.
>>50711
If you spell sentient right, it is better bait, but that spelling may be sentimental to you.
>>50848
I'm honestly starting to think this is the case, because so much discrepancy in story.
They said they were watching the outside movie that night. According to Disney that takes place at the pool, which is about 50 yards away and the angle made it to where you couldn't see the screen from the lagoon. Secondly, this was at a lagoon part where the child was described to be "wading in 1-2 ft through grass." So it was not at the beach part with sand where guests sunbathe.
Third, the body was found " completely intact" and with "one or two puncture wounds". What? There would be at least 4 from the upper and lower jaw. The dad claimed to have wrestled the gator, but he had scratches on his arms as a result. Nothing on legs mentioned in news stories. If the gator was rolling and clawing he would have been wounded on the legs.
Fourth, the first story that broke said there were no witnesses, then one claimed many "fought off" the gator, and finally Orlando Sentinel reported witnesses heard the man screaming, but never actually saw the boy dragged off by the gator. Could be the dark, could be the murky water, or maybe something else.
The scratches on the dad's arms make me more uncomfortable than anything else. Wouldn't that be a scrape you'd receive while drowning a struggling person? They'd claw at your arms to try to keep you from holding them down.
Finally, maybe it is just because I grew up on the Alabama and Florida Gulf Coast, but NO SWIMMING in these areas isn't like "keep off the grass". From the signs described at Disney world, they make them pretty clear. There is shit in the water. Other guests at the hotel said they were warned not to tread in the water by a pamphlet in the hotel because of a bloom of bacteria that is that nasty flesh eating kind that loves warm southern summer water, and is antibacterial resistant. So if this kid got that bacterial infection instead of being killed by a gator, the situation is unchanged.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLvSI14Oou8
>>50841
There was nothing missing, not even a finger.
>A couple of puncture wounds
is all any news source says, they even emphasize how intact the body was. This is wierd, especially if the father was struggling with the gator so much as he claimed
>>50839
Yeah I had some bitch go off on me because I'm not a parent, so I don't understand. I really don't understand that excuse when I'm blaming the parents. I am so sad an innocent child had to die because his father feels like warning signs do not apply to him, and that because you are in a theme park nothing bad happens. Being a parent makes no difference if I feel the person was ignoring blatantly posted sign.
Fucking racist bitch, she was all over the mom in the gorilla incident.
Nigga I know what a "No Swimming" sign next to swamp water means. Do we have to make giant signs that list every possible danger?
That is like how at the beach we had a double red flag and people would still go in the water and drown, then lament about not having lifeguards 24/7.
Goddamn there's too many people in the world already, Darwinism at work I guess. People thinking the rules "don't apply to them" is why most of the patients in the neurological intensive care unit I work in at the hospital are often there because of something preventable.
Wish it ate the dad instead.
>>50702
gatorlivesmatter
>>50873
Whole family should have been eaten mang make sure that retard dna dies with them
>>50876
ow the edge
>>50885
>Cant follow directions on a sign
>Cant keep their child away from nasty ass swamp water full of dangerous things
Yeah nah get fucked bitch boi family had it coming
>>50886
>it is ok that a 2 year old died in a horrible way because the parents did something stupid
>dumbass kid sure had it coming
this is how you sound right now
>>50888
Parents had it coming
And if the apple doesnt fall far from the tree Billy wasn't going to be curing cancer
Assuming the parents didn't get the kid killed in a different but equally stupid way
>>50876
I never said anything of the sort, and besides, it isn't nature, it is improper nurture. The kid is innocent in all of this, the parents are 100% at fault.
Besides, I'm the person earlier in the thread starting to believe that there might have been foul play.
Growing up I would go "floundering" with my father at low tide waters in the Bay. We brought a floundering lamp and the appropriate flashlights and walking sticks. We stayed out of the grass. I'd see gators from time to time. We'd just walk out of the water and go a quarter of a mile or so further down the shore, we gave them a wide berth. We didn't go into water we couldn't shine a flashlight or lamp in to see.
And if we had red tides or bacterial outbreaks, we didn't have a no swimming sign, just a red flag. It is a universal DO NOT SWIM signal. Everyone knew to stick away, but every now and then you'd get a dumbass who'd wander in the water and have some sort of injury happen and try to sue someone, but it always failed.
Disney will undoubtedly settle this out of court with money, but if this were actually made into a case and brought to criminal rather than civil court, Disney would win because apparently they also have "Alligator" signs in random places in the park, and at this particular place there was at least 3 no swimming signs posted.
Hope the dad lives with this guilt for the rest of his life, since he is directly responsible for his son's death.
>>50873
I don't know many alligators who specifically go for fingers. The coroner said his body was completely intact, but that doesn't mean it was devoid of cuts, bites, etc.
>>50898
>The body of the boy, Lane Graves, was found intact about 1:45 p.m., not far from where the boy was grabbed Tuesday night, Demings said. His body had only a few puncture wounds, according to a source on the investigation"
http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/15/us/alligator-attacks-child-disney-florida/
>>50904
While uncommon, it doesn't automatically mean "HURR HE KILLED HIS KID". The child is small so it's possible it didn't struggle enough or it succumbed to drowning rather quickly, meaning the gator didn't have to rough it up. The only conclusion I can draw is that the father is lying about how much of a fight he put up (which, he would probably do to make him seem less useless to his wife). Between that or straight up gator assisted murder, it's more likely that he's just another shitty parent.
>>50906
Statistics show that a father is much more likely to kill his own child than a gator, and I really hope this isn't the case.
>>50906
>straight up gator assisted murder
Ban assualt gators now!!!
>>50908
Statistics show that a mother is much more likely to kill her own child than a father
>>50923
Indeed.
>>50631
That really sucks.
I read somewhere that alligators don't eat their prey right away - they kill it, stash it somewhere near, wait for it to decompose a bit then eat it when it's mushy.
>>50923
Wouldn't be surprised if either parent got tired of the kid crying during their vacation, so they told him to go over and pet the friendly gator.
Obviously didn't hear the 'tick tock'
>>50635
It is fucking funny. The parents deserved to get their child killed because they never watched over him.
>>50953
retarded white parents
>>50839
>it's not like the zoo where there's a fence the child ignored. This one has a whole sign!
>>50866
>Third, the body was found " completely intact" and with "one or two puncture wounds".
VAMPIRES!
>>50909
Gator control!
We're here, we're queer, we don't want anymore bears!
>>50970
>Let's just rope off the entire ocean and all mountains
Disney World was built on a fucking swamp. It is in Florida. Typically when something in Florida says "Don't swim" you shouldn't swim. Or bring your offspring out there as offering to the gators.
>>50798
>>50801
>>50841
>>50873
Gators don't necessarily like human meat either, just like sharks. A lot of times they confuse the human for their regular animal food, then once they realize it is something different they discard it.
They also don't like to eat big stuff, which if the alligator was really 5-7 feet, that's the size that mostly sticks to small animals like birds and snakes. They are really lazy animals that can't be fucked to rip stuff apart, they want to get stuff they can eat whole. I imagine in that lake there is lots of stuff to eat, so, the baby was probably just discarded.
When a gator snatches something, it does a 'death roll' where it spins around. That's likely where the baby died of trauma, held under water and spun really fast with a gator jaw (huge sharp teeth) penetrating the skin and likely causing a ton of blood loss with the drowning.
The stupidest thing a parent could do in Florida is put their kid right on the edge of a murky pond - which is exactly how gators hunt - but the truth is this shit is really rare because gators would rather just avoid humans all together.
Authorities are now combing through the gator's devices and social media accounts to determine if there is any link to radical islamic terrorism. Meanwhile, Trump has vowed to build a giant net around the gulf coast and make the animals pay for it.
>>50670
wow so edgy
>>50866
this is what a retard looks like everyone
>>51008
I'm pretty sure retards look like Florida tourists who take their two year old children into the water.
>>50858
A burden
Disney fucked up. It's easy to blame the tourists for letting their kid go near the water but Disney created that environment.
The signs were "no swimming" not "do not enter water", "alligators" "danger," or anything else like that. I live in a beach area and all of the danger signs are descriptive and have cute little images. Shorebreak/jellyfish/shark/current/etc. "No swimming" means it's private property or no lifeguard.
Somewhere along the line there was a decision to put 'no swimming' instead of 'DANGER: FUCKING ALLIGATORS' because thinking of getting eaten by an alligator would ruin the charm of a Disney resort.
It's not reasonable for visitors from Nebraska/Japan/wherever the fuck to know that getting near the water is a risk of death by alligator.
>>51272
Do you think a 2 year old can read a sign? Are you stupid? Did I just answer my own question?
>>51299
Ant other irrelevant questions you'd like to ask?
>>51272
You and all those other mongolids you listed would die on a beach. They just put up flags that are different colors. Good riddance, less idiots in the world.
Wonder how long it will be before everything is roped off? Mountain trails have ropes and huge signs the size of billboards that list every possible thing that could happen to you.
Why do people want to dismiss personal responsibility so much? Or personal education?
The hotel guests were also warned via a pamphlet in their hotel rooms not to tread into standing water not intended for swimming because recent water tests had revealed troubling concentrations of flesh-eating bacteria population. What if the kid got a nasty infection of that, which is antibiotic resistant and often ends in multiple lost limbs?
>>51299
No, but even though he's from Nebraska, I have faith the father can read. He led the kid into the water.
>>51272
>Disney fucked up because idiots require a gigantic flashing neon sign and a electrified fence around the lake to keep them out.
If anything Disney is providing a public service by not having a sign. They're enabling natural selection to do it's job. Too many people interfere with that these days.
>>50862
I'm going to disney in a couple months. I hope I don't die. I'm not retarded enough to swim with gators though.
Having grown up in coastal Texas, we were taught not to swim in any body of water unless we know for sure that the gators have been eradicated in it. This typically means only swimming in man made reservoirs and only near places where people frequent. Even then you get a small gator that pops up every once and a while. Nothing life threatening though. The big ones near swimming holes get shot.
>>50654
Why is that funny? It looks only natural to me. Not funny at all.
>>51389
It's funny to him because he has autism, anon, please understand.
>>51326
no swimming != death by gator
walking by the coast != swimming
>>50674
Wow, so edgy
>>50967
>black parents who let their kid fall into a gorilla cage
>>50640
I'd love to meet your child
Pick them up by the legs and smash them into a wall
