>>36639
I hope that jew Matt Drudge dies in plane crash and I'm not even from /pol/.

May 1000 fleas infest your armpits for giving that that fedora wearing literal jewish faggot clickthrough money.

>>36641
I'm applying for Janitor status so you'd better be nice to me or your favorite news sources go down - I'm guessing Zero Hedge & Rense?!

>>36643
Jesus christ I hope to god you don't get it. You're reason enough for me to apply as well. Learn what a real news aggregator is for the love of fuck and stop giving Matt Drudge adsense shekels for filtering your news for you..

>>36643
Nigger.

>>36690
Sorry but /news/ needs janitors who work during school hours.

>>36940
>hurrdurr u r underage faggot
I was posting news before you were born, junior. That's one of the reasons why I'd make a better janitor for this board than you idiots that still get news from fake aggregators like Drudgereport. Nice adhom though, really.

>>36643
>it's a naive janny doesn't know how much shit is going to get flung his way
oh my

>>36643
Janitor only allows you to submit requests, not act on them. That's why it's called janitor and not administrator or warden or judge. As in the guy who mops up piss everyday.

http://mobile.reuters.com/article/politicsNews/idUSKCN0X311W

>>On the Democratic side, U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont easily defeated front-runner Hillary Clinton in Wisconsin, adding to Clinton's frustration that she has not been able to put away her rival and march to the Democratic presidential nomination.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/bernie-sanders-wins-wisconsins-democratic-primary/2016/04/05/68f56a2e-fa9f-11e5-886f-a037dba38301_story.html?hpid=hp_hp-top-table-main_wisconsindems-1110pm%3Ahomepage%2Fstory

According to the Washington Post, the Bernster won 56.5% of the votes.

He's still got a tough fight ahead of him.