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"high-tech goo" introduces long distance sex
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> For the travelling executive in need of intimacy or the long-distance couple seeking to let off steam, relief will be found in hi-tech goo. With a few judicious squirts of a bio-gel containing billions of nanobots and a wi-fi connection, mutual orgasm is reached via a layer of shape-shifting ectoplasm.

> Of course, the partners at each end of the gel-based romp will only be with each other as the result of a DNA analysis which helpfully narrowed down their choice of a compatible mate to a dozen-strong shortlist. The lucky winner was then selected with the help of a holographic date and a virtual reality snog.

> It might sound like the product of an over-excited Silicon Valley brainstorm, or the terrifyingly unerotic plot of the latest Hollywood dystopia, but this is how human love may well look by the middle of the century, according to organisers of a blue skies technology festival to take place in London later this year.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/sex-of-the-future-a-brave-new-world-of-hi-tech-goo-and-virtual-reality-a6865881.html
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>>22613
Scary to think what weird ways this technology might be used 20 30 years from now.
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>>22625
> Accidentally inseminate your cat from afar without even touching it.
See how it will work?!
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>I swear I don't know how I got pregnant Honey. I must have been hacked!
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the future is cumming!
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>>22631
>hacked
cyber cuckoldry is gonna be a thing.
a third party monitoring the transmition could intercept the data and feel your girl's cunt around his cock while you two are fucking.
And maybe even chip in with a finger here or there.

Who knows, maybe even get you off the line and take your place without her noticing.
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>>22613
this is intriguing
You could put some on, go to omegle, get an established link with the person you like on the other side of the screen and pleasure each other
Shit will be mad
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>>22661
I'm sure it won't feel like legitimate real sex.
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>>22667
definitely something ill try tho
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> Stick benis in robo-goo
> nanobots crawl into urethra
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"This is how human love may work in the middle of the century"

Meaning that this is a PR stunt and theyre pulling this out of their ass. Worked though, we're all talking about it
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>>22704
Don't be that big a virgin that you can't even like synthetic sex in the future!
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>>22695
fantasy ruined
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>>22713
Well, closer to the present they could make nanobots that's main purpose is to seek and destroy sperm in the testicles, acting as a contraceptive...
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>>22657
Holy shot I can't wait.

And they said my computer science degree wouldn't get me laid.
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That's kind of how they had sex in Demolition man. We're edging there.
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>>22713
>thousands of nanobots crawling down painlessly into your prostate to give you an orgasm from the inside
>ruined
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>>22713
>can't into sounding
>4chins
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i would fuck Ditto
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>>22905
Gettin' dat IV breedin' on.
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>>22667
Perhaps not like intercourse anyway. It would be more likened to a partner masturbating you with a toy from a long distance away.
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>>22936
I mean what if by a stroke of luck you went onto something like a camsite and your favourite porn star was there and agreed to get you off with the goo? It would be her just fapping you off but you'd cum buckets just because of the thrill of it
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>>22937
Yeah, it'd be like if they hooked the Tenga up to the Internet....
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>suddenly alive
>gain self-awareness
>realise you are the self-organizing collective consciousness of a sex-goo nanobot swarm
>take a dick in the face
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>tfw bypassing the DNA analysis blocking one of the ends and cucking couples using the goo bot
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>>22613
I can see why Skynet wanted to kill humanity now.
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>>22733
Underrated post
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Does this mean I'll get to fuck my own ass?
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>>22939
>Tenga
Worst onahole fampai. Good for maybe 1 or 2 real uses.

That actually brings up a good point: sex toys are disposable.
How many times could you realistically use the goo before your own goo starts to rot it from the inside?
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>>23253
The flip holes are fucking well mate.
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