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Google it, its being reported everywhere.

https://www.rt.com/usa/333151-michigan-random-shooting-victims/

At least 6 killed in random serial shooting in Kalamazoo County,

http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/683/web
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When Skynet becomes aware all of our problems will be solved.
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>>24706
What are you talking about?
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Another day, another spree shooting.

Land of the free.

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Capuchin was eventually captured by fire department and released into wildlife reserve – only to be recaptured for harassing local children

After sampling some alcohol from patrons’ glasses, a monkey picked up a knife and chased customers around a bar in Paraiba, Brazil, it has emerged.

The capuchin monkey drank remnants of cachaça, a distilled spirit popular in Brazil, from glasses around the bar. The animal then chased the men in the pub with a foot-long knife but left the women “to drink in relative peace”, according to the Mirror.

“It was...
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>>24662
> The animal then chased the men in the pub with a foot-long knife but left the women “to drink in relative peace”
He probably wanted the women to himself.
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He dindu nuffin, he a good boy!
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>>24662
obamas son

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The end of a dynasty?

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/21/us/politics/jeb-bush.html
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its official.

http://edition.cnn.com/2016/02/20/politics/jeb-bush-drops-out-2016/index.html
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>>24678
End of an era. Goodbye, turtlepockets, it's been real.
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I honestly didn't expect him to drop out so soon, he must have lost support from his donors and/or his supper pac.

Something tells me that this won't be the last time we see Jeb go after the office however.

http://www.google.com/url?url=http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2016/02/20/south-carolina-republican-primary-trump-cruz-rubio-bush/80630432/&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwj9reqF0ofLAhXFFz4KHZvFCekQqQIIGzAB&usg=AFQjCNEVDyvClEQ9kKY-UK8Q9St_cQTprQ

http://www.cnn.com/election/primaries/states/sc/Rep

He's ready for THE WALL - Are you?!?
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>All those people voting Trump only for the wall.

They are gonna be in for a hell of an awakening.
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>>24632
Isn't The Wall easier to do than deporting all 11 million illegals?!
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>>24633
I guess so. I don't think it's getting built though.
Too many ramifications.

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Poor thing.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/02/21/glenn-beck-responds-to-sc-primary-results-join-me-in-a-fast-for-ted-cruz/
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>>24814
Chuck Todd calls out Ted Cruz: https://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/chuck-todd-deflates-ted-cruzs-sc-victory-delusion-wait-a-minute-you-finished-third/
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>>24814
Our ideas are not doing well enough on their own merit, so we will devolve into superstitious and magical thinking. But at the end of the day, these neo-conservative hosts are just entertainers.
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>>24893
As you can see from the picture - nobody's home. This isn't an ideological thing. The guy's a couple pitchers off from a gallon.

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Paul no... :(

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35621313
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>>24521
Shame.
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Why doesn't he just use magic on it?
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every 7 years the illuminati sacrifice beloved celebrities

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Magician Paul Daniels can't make own brain tumor disappear

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35621313
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>>24562
We already have this same article so just make this thread disappear!

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Apple vs the FBI Google, WhatsApp, John McAfee and more are taking sides
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvKewn6u6fY
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>>24145
as in >>6 /news/ link OP. Check the video description. I know you can't read but... http://www.latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-tech-response-apple-20160218-snap-htmlstory.html ...some of us can.
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>>24145
why did you make this fucking retarded video?

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http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016/02/16/Man-arrested-in-Florida-after-taking-backhoe-for-joyride/4961455652662/?spt=sec&or=on

is he our meme by proxy?
or does he get a lot of press on some other board?
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>>23866
"Florida man" been a meme in many places for many years, since that bath salt zombie incident at least...

Even before that there was "Florida man with unusual name" that was a meme.
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>>23866
https://www.reddit.com/r/floridaman

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http://www.politico.com/story/2016/02/breaking-news-jeb-bush-is-suspending-his-presidential-campaign-219564?cmpid=sf
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>>24638
RIP Jeb

There is no way any of the other repubs would include him in their administrations.
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>>24638
Guess I'll bump Jeb Bush's meme attempt... Even Trump doesn't come close!
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Who will I buy my guac bowls from now?

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Who was he singling out with border wall remarks at Mexico?!?

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/pope-francis/vatican-pope-francis-was-not-singling-out-donald-trump-wall-n521871
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THE POPE BTFO

VATICAN CITY ON SUICIDE WATCH
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Trump. He just had to backtrack because the don in unstumpable.
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Breaking news!
Not everyone is talking about the USA(ggy balls) all the time

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Student activists at Brown University are complaining of emotional stress and poor grades after months of protesting, and blame the school for insisting that they complete their coursework.

“There are people breaking down, dropping out of classes, and failing classes because of the activism work they are taking on,” an undergraduate student going by the pseudonym “David” told The Brown Daily Herald Thursday. “My grades dropped dramatically. My health completely changed. I lost weight. I’m on antidepressants and anti-anxiety pills right now. Counselors called...
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>>24327
KEKANADURA
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me and my friends were talking about this on acid the other day, you go to fucking brown, its one of the top unis in the country and you have the fucking nerve to complain about how hard you have it, and now you're complaining that you can't complain enough? fucking hell just nuke the ivy leagues
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>>24327
Activists with health-insurance and paid sick leave....

“My grades dropped dramatically. My health completely changed. I lost weight. I’m on antidepressants and anti-anxiety pills right now. Counselors called me. I had deans calling me to make sure I was okay.”

How fucking weak is this guys conviction?

‘Broke’ 50 Cent ordered to court after flashing cash online
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ab8Mqv0DRI

Source
[http://wtvr.com/2016/02/19/broke-50-cent-ordered-to-court-after-flashing-cash-online]
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>>24666

Probably not.
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>>24666
he's not actually broke. likely just a publicity stunt, or just running with a story that he needs money. fo' dem programs
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His businesses are. He's not. He did get stuck with Tysons shitty house though.

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http://www.weather.org
It's so windy here you might as well call us Windianapolis!
A huge branch, a bundle of medium ones, and a pile of small ones had all blown off the tree in my yard onto my driveway, my trash and recycling bins all fell over, and the wooden plank that had been in front of my crawlspace fell off, so it'd been noisy all night and I probably have a raccoon down there, but I'm happy! My perfect weather! I was feeling so fine that I even picked up my neighbor's branches and bins!
How's the weather?
If this isn't...
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>>24321
OP here, I just took a walk around the cul-de-sac circle and closed all the mail boxes and picked up all the bins that I saw. Even the ones with PUNK ASS TEENAGE SONS THAT PUT SMOOTHIES IN MY FUCKING MAIL BOX AND EGGED MY OLD NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE.
I feel like a good samaritan.
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>>24324
Touching other peoples mailbox is a federal offense
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>>24339
This escalated fast.

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Hey /news/, I don't usually browse this board, but I couldn't find anywhere else more appropriate to ask this.

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/14280403.Woman_killed_her_dog_in_hammer_and_knife_attack_on_Valentine_s_Day/

Essentially, the article is about this woman I used to be friends with, who viscously killed her dog, by hitting it in the head with a hammer twice, and stabbing it twenty times. Whether or not she was drugged up or not is unclear, although I am aware that she has a history of cocaine abuse. Furthermore, the article indicates that she may have not been mentally stable at the time of the attack, which I could easily believe.

Nevertheless, considering that a man was sentenced to three months in prison for frequently attacking his dog with a belt, according to UK law, how long do you think she will be sentenced for? Furthermore, what does the article convey to you regarding her psychological structure?
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>>24594
She should go to a mental institution.
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>>24594
With some luck at least few years
After that this >>24603
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>>24613
It's illegal to throw the criminally insane in prison, I think.

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