Can you drive a plane?
No but I can fly a train.
And I can sail a truck.
Watch me walk a duck
>>956992
no ssorry i never had fly lessons
>>957010
be nice to ducks, ducks are friends
duck
I have like 50 hours in Microsoft Flight Simulator X
Sure.
>>957016
So the OP was a duck all along?
What the duck?
>>956992
I can fly an aeroplane.
I can also taxi an aeroplane.
I can not drive an aeroplane.
I have around 1400 hours on the 737
>GPWS: TOO LOW TERRAIN
>GPWS: TOO LOW TERRAIN
>GPWS: TOO LOW TERRAIN
>GPWS: TOO LOW TERRAIN
>GPWS: WHOOP WHOOP PULL UP
>GPWS: WHOOP WHOOP PULL UP
>end of tape
That's probably how it'd go.
>>956992
I've played a lot of FSX so maybe.
>>956992
Drive, yes. Fly, no.
>>956992
"cain you fly an hairyplane"
>DHC1. It's like a Tiger Moth without the extra wing.
HELL YEAH!
>>957564
OK 777. Switch that off and that off and that off no wait that back on and that off and here we go.
Piece of pie. Ground here we come!
This is a link to stuff about United Airlines Flight 232.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2JHvMkdNFA
Don't go there. OK.
>tfw sometimes I forget to align the IRS's before doing a TCAS test
>TCAS, SYSTEM TEST, FAIL
>Captain is shitting it
>mfw
>>957529
Well if you were airborne, i think you could do it.
5% upwards, 80% throttle and you'll likely keep flying until you run out of fuel. Saw a dutch TV spot about trying to land a passenger jet with no experience. With autopilot and ATC, the random woman would probably have saved everyone.
But without those, she would crash and burn. Kinda interesting that lacking both pilots would probably not be noticed if the cabin crew kept their cool and took over.
>>956992
Flight simulator 95. Take the Learjet at max throttle and never take off.
>>957597
I remember FS95 with that Lear 35. That was the best plane.
