ride for freedom...
Yes, we saw your hideous fucking bike in the other thread you made already.
>>948060
>being this new
>>948060
Your chain is rusted
Your front tyre needs air
Your saddle is positioned poorly
You've made it a fixed gear
You don't even have taped bars
Your lock can be cut in five seconds
>>948080
Not to mention brakeless, no foot retention, backwards seatpost, vestigial small chainring, valve cap...
>>948085
I figured brakeless was obvious with the fixie stuff.
>>948080
>Your chain is rusted
>Your front tyre needs air
>Your saddle is positioned poorly
>You've made it a fixed gear
>You don't even have taped bars
>Your lock can be cut in five seconds
Also:
No chain tension adjuster.
Platform pedals without toe cages? LOL filthy casual! Also, fucking stupid: You're spinning down a hill and your feet fly off the pedals; enjoy DEATH.
No brakes either. Fucking stupid, especially in light of the above.
Bars too low (and probably too far forward) -- enjoy your ruined back and sciatica problems, SOON.
Saddle isn't even properly level, let alone fore-aft adjusted correctly.
Schrader valves, not Presta valve master-race: The sure sign of the FILTHY CASUAL.
Looks to me like Babby's First Fixie to me. Come back when you get some pubes, kid -- and a real bike.
..and for FUCK'S SAKE, either put a front brake on that gods-be-damned thing, or get some gods-be-damned toe cages, before you cause a fucking accident.
>>948098
And:
>Axle bottomed out in the dropouts but chain is still slack.
>Double chainset with fucking small ring still mounted
Someone please prevent this idiot from beeding.
>>948129
It would still be a memed up gaspipe boat anchor piloted by an insufferable twat. 2/10, would not want to be seen with in public.
>ERMEGERD ORLD EHN SPERDH
this bike will kill you faster than you ever could kill yourself.
Real men don't use brakes!!
the security is for faggots
:D
>Dual chainring
>Fixie
????
>>948136
But the point of a beater is to not care that much. It's like the thing you would take on a ride where you know the roads aren't good for the bike, and the people will steal it to sell for crack.
>>948229
"Hey guys hold up, I'm going to shift down give me 6 minutes to shorten my chain!"
>>948255
>But the point of a beater is to not care that much.
>thus showing the other cool kids at the coffe shop how unmaterialistic and aloof you are
>>948256
hahaha
>>948258
Wow, you completely blew me out of the water with that one. I'm sure those types of people would just be infatuated with a plain jane bike with mixed components from a boneyard...
