>cargo shorts
>no brakes
>no shirt
>platforms
>slammed stem
>skeezy cable lock
>that saddle position
>schrader valves
if I ever needed drugs I'd ask a guy like you
>brakeless fixie
>no foot retention
Does a bike really get "old" if all you do with it is walk it down the street to the nearest coffee shop?
>>947619
Don't forget the stupid-ass top tube wrap.
>>947617
i-is that an inner tube used in place of bar tape?
>>947619
>implying there is anything wrong with cargo shorts
>implying there is anything wrong with platform pedals
>not slamming your stem
Faggot.
>>947660
There is plenty wrong with platforms when you are riding a fixed gear without brakes, you dipshit. Also, cargo shorts are school shooter tier.
If this is going to be a shitty bike thread, come fuck my shit up /n/.
>>947742
Aw yeah, potato quality picture, potato quality bike.
>>947789
I took it with my twenty dollar phone, the bike was free. What can I do to make the bike worse? Should I put road equipment on it?
>>947742
i-is that an ashtabula crank?
>>947805
Why would it not be? This is a dumpster bike, anon.
>>947619
>>slammed stem
Isn't that supposed to be a good thing?
>>947617
Your seatpost is on backwards brah
>>947792
Don't be mad just because you don't have a bike this steazy bruh
So... Do you just footbrake everywhere like an autist?
>>947660
hahahah
yes he is :D
>>947839
How does that come off as mad? Also, I do dig the bike. I just want to make a troll bike.
>>947906
SHUT UP!!
AND TAKE MY SEMEN!!
:D
>>947914
I just found cancerous 26x1 3/8 road tires by Duro for thirty dollars a piece, they come in annoying colors too.
It begins...
>>947742
>>947789
Literally why the fuck
Is this the shitty bike thread?
Shitty bike because I'm poor but at least I keep it clean
>>948007
>utility up front
>racing in the back
Nigga...I see what you're doing there.
>old frame
>has really nice lugs
>has nice braze ons
>Campagnolo cranks
It's like the homeless person who pisses himself all day begging for change, then takes his daily earnings to the store to buy top shelf liquor.
>>948026
That bike is unironically shitty
>>947742
it looks like its 29 lbs but I'd ride that. would change the saddle though
>>948007
mirin n jelly
>>948007
>converted to singlespeed just by shortening the chain and popping off the drailers
W E W
tfw i have no shitty bike
>>948323
28.3, it's comfy enough. Need to fix my derailuer though.
>>947999
Because sometimes it's fun to look retarded. I got this bike for 150$ new, because the only thing my stable was missing was an atrocity (and a downhill bike but Shit's expensive).
L A D
>>948407
how balance? I see no kickstand or nothing. How?
>>948549
The Power of Autism™
