>take a shit before i bike home from work >everything is perfectly clean, paper is white after wiping, etc >hot day >sweat forms in asscrack as I ride >get home >SHORTS I WAS WEARING HAVE SMELL OF LITERAL POOP COMING FROM THEM
WHAT THE FUCK IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF THIS EVERYTHING IS PERFECTLY CLEAN AND THE FUCKING SWEAT AND HEAT IS BRINGING THIS OUT WHAT THE FUCK N
>>961076 hank sweetie pie, are you one of the guys I see early mornings on lookout doing their downhill long board stuff? Did the cops give you a ticket 3-4 weeks ago or just ask you guys to leave if you were?
Hiya, /n/. I've never posted on this board before, which might become glaringly obvious as I proceed. I'd like to tell you about my experience getting my bike stolen and ultimately tracking it down and getting it back. Perhaps this tale will help some people to use basic common sense when handling their bike, like I didn't.
So I have a raleigh venture 6 speed cruiser bike. It's the first bike I've ever actually bought brand new, I grew up on a series of Frankensteined bicycles obtained at the Police Auction. I spoiled myself with something... Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
So I emerge from the store, backpack bulging with some awful shit that nobody should ever eat, and wow, my bike is gone! Who'da thunk it? So I call the cops, file a report, sic them on some poor fucker who happened to be leaving the parking lot on his mountain bike as I left the store.
I spend the next six weeks feverishly poring over Kijiji, waiting for a lead. Long, cigarette clouded, whisky distorted nights giving the description and serial number to pawn shops. At one point, in a fit of degenerate desperation, I enter a laptop repair store and ask them how much... Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
As luck would further have it though, a friend of mine sees the ad. He's on a holy war to get it back for me. Thanks again, friend.
So, I didn't have my receipt. But the store I bought it from had a copy ready for me in less than ten minutes.
Friend picks me up, we go to the bike shop, grab receipt, double check where the serial number should be on the model (where it always is) and we're off to the outskirts of town where this shady pawn store is.
The owner was missing a leg. Shady as heck. My friend tries to ask to see any 'road bikes'... Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>969319 sounds like we didn't tenderhole you as quick as you'd like newguy, that's ok though we don't get mad. no, we're not mega phaggot hipsters, we just are over tarckstands and jaguar stems and have moved on to slowrolling 650b fopchariots and converted mtb commuters.
there are more than a couple of us who post here, but we don't talk about it :^) may your pokes never bend and your dangler always be aligned.
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