>take a shit before i bike home from work
>everything is perfectly clean, paper is white after wiping, etc
>hot day
>sweat forms in asscrack as I ride
>get home
>SHORTS I WAS WEARING HAVE SMELL OF LITERAL POOP COMING FROM THEM
WHAT THE FUCK IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF THIS EVERYTHING IS PERFECTLY CLEAN AND THE FUCKING SWEAT AND HEAT IS BRINGING THIS OUT WHAT THE FUCK N
Use a bidet, you uncultured swine.
how do bike shorts feel to wear? do they ever go up your ass or do they stay comfy and in place? sounds somewhat restrictive
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/ultra-orthodox-judaism-haredi-israeli-rabbi-bans-girls-over-five-riding-bikes-provocative-a7064201.html
Thoughts?
Probably for the best desu
Without even bothering to read the article, i think people like that should be held responsible to keep their own lusts in check.
moar biek loli pls
Best mountain bikes under £750?
>>965206
Anything you can get with a real fork.
Preferably not a 29er.
Why not a 29er? And what do you consider a reasonable fork? Suntour Raidon? Rox shox?
>>965207
Why not a 29er? And what do you consider a reasonable fork? Suntour Raidon? Rox shox?
Hey guys, im going off to college soon and I need a cheap, easy form of transportation.
I'm mechanically and electrically inclined so I'm going to build an electric longboard.
I don't, however, know half a shit about longboards.
What kind of deck/truck/wheel/bearing combo should I use? It will be for cruising only, no downhill.
I want it to carve pretty tight since It will be on uni, and I'd like it to have it not look retarded.
I can ride pretty well, but am not the best. Suggestions?
RB26DETT for the engine
idk abour telajs rehgalksjd
>>965197
>Suggestions?
Get a bicycle.
End the stigma
Summer is up and the bike season been on for a while now.
The galleries from our local amateur bike races are filled with Fred's.
Let's all gather them here for our amusement.
>>962368
At least he is trying and not shitposting on an anime BBS
I think the Fred meme comes from jealously over the fact that they can afford really good bikes and gear
>>962368
nice roads, yesterday I rode on a fucking moon land, m8.
Also, at least he is not posting on a internet forum.
>>962368
Any of you assholes gonna show up at RAGBRAI this summer? I'll be there. My pals are gonna be there.
What is your setup /n/?
My setup atm
Primitive gold classic P 7.75
Indepent doomsayers
53 MM Original Formula Bones wheels
Super red bearings
Mob Griptape
Planning to get the Primitive Biggie Smalls Twin Towers deck when released with the Primitive Tupac griptape.
>not even carbon
>>960928
This. Get on my level faggot
>>961076
hank sweetie pie, are you one of the guys I see early mornings on lookout doing their downhill long board stuff? Did the cops give you a ticket 3-4 weeks ago or just ask you guys to leave if you were?
What lock should I be looking for to attach my bicycle to a pole or something?
I've already got a thick cable lock to fasten my front wheel to my frame.
Found pic related for like 40$ but it doesn't come with anything to attach it to your bike while riding, also seems small to me.
Thoughts?
You're looking at the right stuff. Smaller is more theft proof and better actually. Those frame mounts are usually shitty though. Get a trunk bag for it, handy af anyways.
>cuts body weight
>cuts grams from bike
>adds kilos in chains and locks
Hiya, /n/. I've never posted on this board before, which might become glaringly obvious as I proceed.
I'd like to tell you about my experience getting my bike stolen and ultimately tracking it down and getting it back. Perhaps this tale will help some people to use basic common sense when handling their bike, like I didn't.
So I have a raleigh venture 6 speed cruiser bike. It's the first bike I've ever actually bought brand new, I grew up on a series of Frankensteined bicycles obtained at the Police Auction. I spoiled myself with something...
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So I emerge from the store, backpack bulging with some awful shit that nobody should ever eat, and wow, my bike is gone! Who'da thunk it? So I call the cops, file a report, sic them on some poor fucker who happened to be leaving the parking lot on his mountain bike as I left the store.
I spend the next six weeks feverishly poring over Kijiji, waiting for a lead. Long, cigarette clouded, whisky distorted nights giving the description and serial number to pawn shops. At one point, in a fit of degenerate desperation, I enter a laptop repair store and ask them how much...
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As luck would further have it though, a friend of mine sees the ad. He's on a holy war to get it back for me. Thanks again, friend.
So, I didn't have my receipt. But the store I bought it from had a copy ready for me in less than ten minutes.
Friend picks me up, we go to the bike shop, grab receipt, double check where the serial number should be on the model (where it always is) and we're off to the outskirts of town where this shady pawn store is.
The owner was missing a leg. Shady as heck. My friend tries to ask to see any 'road bikes'...
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Not your blog
Are these guys mega phaggot hipsters or patrician cyclist tier?
Why do they all love Soma and Elephant and fat skinwall tires so much??
literal whos, mememster
>>969319
sounds like we didn't tenderhole you as quick as you'd like newguy, that's ok though we don't get mad. no, we're not mega phaggot hipsters, we just are over tarckstands and jaguar stems and have moved on to slowrolling 650b fopchariots and converted mtb commuters.
there are more than a couple of us who post here, but we don't talk about it :^) may your pokes never bend and your dangler always be aligned.
>>969333
>have moved on to slowrolling 650b fopchariots and converted mtb commuters
i dunno that sound prty phaggot to me imho?
Any New Zealand rail fans here?
>>969082
Hi
>>969105
>Kiwirail
I like it
Post passenger hovercraft
I hear those things are awfully loud
>>968392
It glides as softly as a cloud.
>>968387
The Zubr-class LCAC had passengers, they just were Russian military.
>recumbents are too low, they said
I want a recumbent bike but they are too expensive. The nonexistent used market doesn't help either.
HEY, PULL OVER!
>>964722
>recumbents are too SLOW, they said
FTFY
Recumbent bikes are the province of the elderly and the infirm. Real cyclists ride a normal bike.
Looks a lot like the dequindre cut in Detroit.
running a train/streetcar/lightrail would have been much better
who was in the wrong here? the cager or the cyclist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CY8G4DbIQM
>>969410
the cyclist
The cyclist. And aids and misfortune are his wages of sin.
Her wages of sin are going to be just a bit of jail time.
>>969410
he did a fucked up thing by not telling her about her aids.
But aggravated assault is still assault
So /n/, why haven't you installed wooden handlebars yet? Pic related my 16" oak bars
Because I'm not some missed-the-bandwagon hipster
>heavy
>weak
>flexy
>expensive
>ugly
Because why would i?