CANT STOP THE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
don't love these hoes
WAKE UP (Wake up)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP (knews I shoulda got a fuckin...)
NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING FAMOUS
(You keked me too)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
(You keked me too)
I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP
(You keked me too)
NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
(You keked me too)
I don't think you trust in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wives deserve to die
WAKE UP (Wake up)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP (knews I shoulda got a fuckin...)
NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING FAMOUS
(You keked me too)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
(You keked me too)
I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP
(You keked me too)
NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
(You keked me too)
I don't think you trust in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wives deserve to die
in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wives deserve to die
LAWYER (LAWYER)
LAWYER (LAWYER)
LAWYER (LAWYER)
LAWYER (LAWYER)
Lawyer into your hands
I give up my paycheck
Lawyer into your hands
Why have you fucked my shit up?
In court just fucked my shit up
In proceedings fucked me up
Legally fucked my shit up
in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wives deserve to die
in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wives deserve to die
Someone kill this bitch
Somewhere out there, Mike Patton is smiling.
>>60316003
wew lad
>>60316016
E D G E
D
G
E
>>60316128
fuck off
there's no justifiable reason to ask for $75k a month, especially if you don't even have children
her pussy was glued to a building on fire
>>60316138
I really don't care either way, my edgelord.
Why get married in the first place?
>>60316140
what did he mean by this?
>>60316138
John's been through a lot of shit, too. I hate the Frusciante dick-riding that takes place on this board, but he doesn't deserve any of this.
>>60316156
>calls someone an edgelord
>proceeds to post this
;^)
>>60316156
Why are you so mad?
>>60316187
Yeah, it makes sense.
Why even get married in the first place if you know your marriage is going to go to shit?
>>60315975
should have just married some tumblr chick with daddy issues
xanax and 10k likes would have been more then enough
>>60316056
I think Patton only had beef with Anthony Kiedis, not RHCP as a whole.
>>60316201
Nice projection
>>60316220
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what he did.
SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I DONT HAVE A PARTNER
>>60316219
because he knew his marriage was going to be shit
right
And I'll pay you
I always haaaad to
>>60316229
Didn't some other guy in Mr. Bungle shit talk Flea? I don't really know. That whole thing is pathetic on both sides.
Mr. Bungle are better, though.
>>60316257
Yeah
Celebrity marriages nearly never last.
>>60316179
>"I hate the Frusciante dick-riding"
>proceeds to dick-ride
>>60316268
most marriages don't last
i guess no one should ever get married
i guess people should ignore that innate feeling that they're different, and that their marriage is different just because of a statistic
maybe you're just autistic
>>60316292
Nobody deserves to pay that much money when they have no kids, Frusciante included. It's not dick-riding.
>>60316307
Yeah
I mean go ahead and yolo it. I'm not complaining though.
>>60315975
Alimonies should be illegal. Fuck gender roles
She deserves half his income desu. She put her life on hold to deal with him through lots of intense drug use. How does that not equate to supporting him. Now John needs to return the favor.
>>60316316
>no one should get married, since most marriages fail
>no one should make music, since most music goes unappreciated, or is shit
we should all just die in our sleep desu senpai
>>60316347
Where's your source that she did that? And you shouldn't have to be paid to stop someone from killing themselves with drugs.
>>60316347
John doesn't use drugs anymore
>>60316357
I'm not implying that though.
>>60316408
which part are you not implying senpai
>>60316307
>i guess no one should ever get married
Pretty much desu
>>60316347
oh shit, being married to someone with drug problems is paying 75k a month? sign me up
That's what he gets for leaving the Chili Peppers tbbh
>>60316357
>Implying you have to marry to have a stronger relationship
>>60316264
AK got them removed from several festivals because RHCP were a major act and he refused to perform if Mr. Bungle was in the line up. That's obviously gonna cause some animosity but apart from some shit talking the guys from Mr. Bungle were pretty apathetic about the whole thing, as were the rest of RHCP AFAIK. Anthony Kiedis is just an insecure faggot.
>>60316347
You fucking idiot he's been clean since 1998
Serves him right for his solo on Californication desu senpai
>>60316470
Fuck Mr. Bungle and Mr. Patton
Just fucking release Niandra and Smile on vinyl if you want some extra CA$H John, we'll eat that shit up
And while your at it, rerelease Empyrean plox
>>60316429
None of those you autist.
>>60316434
>disagrees with no one should ever get married
but most marriages fail
and since celebrities shouldn't marry since most of their marriages fail, no one should ever get married
>>60316470
That's alright and all, but Mike and the others were salty as fuck and that video of them shit talking Kiedis and blaming him for things he might not have even done was pretty pathetic. I can get why they were mad, but they didn't handle it well.
I do reckon Kiedis was jealous of FNM's immense popularity before RHCP really struck it big, but apparently they were all friends back then.
Mr. Bungle is shit
>>60315975
Shit like this is why I don't trust women.
Or I'm just a lonely, angry, asshole.
>>60316552
And RHCP are any better? I like both, but come on.
Is it time from a woman hate thread?
>>60316567
I think the latter is more likely.
>>60316567
You're just a lonely angry virgin.
>>60316603
This isn't r9k
Marrying seems like a bad idea these days unless she makes more money than you.
the thiddy i lib in
the thiddy of angelth
>>60316629
*yodelling of shitty lyrics*
>>60316603
It is always that way here, the micropenii are all misogynysts, hence all the toxic Grimes h8 threads.
>>60316673
I think it's any woman musician that they set up bait hate threads.
>tfw I laughed at mircopenii
>>60316673
Shut up, you annoying woman.
>>60316673
>toxic
>how to out yourself as a gigantic pampered faggot in one word
>>60316703
>>60316714
mircopenii detected
>>60316714
>how to out yourself as a micropenis
>>60316772
Shut up, you annoying woman.
>>60316703
YOU shut the fuck up, BOY! Bitches taking over now. We've emasculated you enough.
>>60316772
at least my micropenis is big enough to be detected
>>60316793
Hello micropenis!
>>60316811
Gud role playing.
>>60316813
Detected with a microscope?
>>60316772
>>60316790
hello roasties
>>60316811
I mean, I'd like to just talk about RHCP/John Frusciante/Mr Bungle, but I guess I can't stop you from dumping pictures of Koreans. If that's even what you're going to do.
>>60316842
Hi :3c
>>60316673
hey Lauren, I'm a fan
>>60316903
Lauren doesn't like Grimes.
>>60316913
Or men, so that post is still valid.
>>60316913
will she ever love me?
>>60316003
o i am laffin kek
>>60316921
?
She doesn't hate men either dumbass.
Post invalid.
>>60316979
You ever heard of a joke?
>>60317002
Ahh.
Make better jokes then.
>>60316979
>She doesn't hate men either dumbass.
Pretty hard to convince she's not. She can't allow male fans to compliment her looks without throwing a bitch fit
>>60316951
no she wont you fucking creep
>>60317246
Just because she doesn't want creepy fuck fans talking to her does not mean "she hates men".
Both of her band mates are men ffs.
>>60317246
apparently she's a lesbian
>>60317330
[citation needed]
>>60317309
perfect example is brandon. she doesn't want his fat, heavy breathing, sweaty fuccboi ass speaking to her. lain and ian have apparently said that if he got near lauren they were going to beat his ass, how true that is i have no idea.
>>60317309
>Just because she doesn't want creepy fuck fan
>creepy
JUST SAY UGLY!!!!!!
WHY CAN'T WOMEN ADMIT THEY DON'T WANY UGLY GUYS HITTING ON THEM?!?!
>>60317398
Lmao I hope they do if he does though.
>>60317402
Unless you're an buttfuck ugly faggot, then I don't see the problem with not wanting creepy fuck fans trying talking to me.
>>60317398
it's bullshit. he's said he's just trolling multiple times.
>>60317345
something about how fans noticed she was very friendly and affectionate to other female fans, girls are usually like that though so i don't think that behavior is odd or lesbian like.
>>60317457
Yeah, they'd assault me over retarded posts on the internet. I wouldn't doubt that lauren's intelligent enough to know that I'm just fucking around.
>>60317457
She wouldnt mind if Johnny Depp hit on her. At least most of them are fans of hers.
>>60317638
>She wouldn't mind if Johnny Depp hit on her
Ask yourself this: who wouldn't mind if Johnny Depp hit on them?
Also nice meme image.
>>60317703
>Don't say I'm pretty
>Unless you're an really attractive rich male with a higher status than me
>>60317743
Gud memetexting
Keep giving me these yous though.
>>60317501
>he's said he's just trolling multiple times.
Likely in an attempt to hide his actual obsession.
>>60317579
she knows you're fucking around. it's the gross shit like wanting to lick the sweat off her legs and have her eat two burrito's and shit herself, go on a 5 mile run and wipe her ass on your face that weirds her out.
but go to a fan clvb meet up, that shit'll be funny.
So, he'll rejoin the Peppers?
>>60317806
>have her eat two burrito's and shit herself, go on a 5 mile run and wipe her ass on your face
