ITT: We rate other's rap/hip hop lyrics. Be it serious or funny, everyone is allowed.
Cause I'm better high my function now is supreme
What does it mean when my flow begin to make a scene
In your head, mountains and valleys in the land of the dead
A great lord rose up from the ash so it was said
A rhyming masterpiece any pastor or priest came after to teach
The laws of lyrics, how to flow and master the beats
But last I repeat these words trying to rap gotta learn with the curve
cringe thread?
>>64615786
>stop liking what I don't like
>>64615542
I will refer to those from all religions, I don't promote the Holy Scriptures
All I'm saying the minute you deny the folks you sit with it exposed the bitch in that soldier image
What did you think, bro? You were gonna gonna roll to England and face some over British
Chauffer-driven bloke that flows about tea, toast and biscuits, cricket and bowling wickets?
What did you think, I wouldn't expose you like the photo pictures
loaded up by Loaded Lux of Calicoe when he was going swimming, pussy, know your limits!?
What did you think, bro? I wasn't as cold as most of them old folks in your own division?
And I would have leaved you voted with them
I don't give a fuck if it's no votes and no decisions.
The people at home have a right to their own opinions
and the polls and posts are gonna show the business
This is for the folks at home to witness, focus. Listen
>>64615813
Those lyrics were pretty bad.
>>64615843
Yikes
>>64615786
You think this is a cringe thread? Man you must be inbred
Faggot ass I bet you never get any in bed
But it's okay, you might be gay, I bet your parents ask you that every day
Nigguuuuuuhhhhhh
Purple drank nigguh
Nigga (x3)
Bitches pussy on mah dick, goddamn my flow is so fuckin sick
Nigga (x6)
I'm ill as fuck and drinkin lean nigguh, your hoe azz bitch be on mah peen nigguh
Nigga (x12)
Muh DJ, on them beats, like yo girl be on mah meat
Nigguhh (x24)
Pussy hoe bitch fuck nigga lean sizzurp purple ass titties shit dick bruh
Nigguhhhh (x48)
pls rate
>>64615958
lol someone actually took the time to type all this out
>>64615542
Knowledge this wisdom, this goes back when I was twelve
I loved doing right but I was trapped in hell
Had mad ideas, sad eyes and tears
Years of fears, but yo my foes couldn't bear
I searched for the truth since my youth
And went to church since birth, but it wasn't worth the loot
That I was paying, plus the praying
I didn't like staying cuz of busy-bodies and dizzy hotties
That the preacher had souped up with lies
Had me cooped up lookin at loot, butt, and thighs
rate me /mu/
>>64615917
That was hilarious man, you really got me. You got me good man.
>>64616031
basic bars desu
>>64616107
This is actually lyrics from GZA and Killah Priest (Wu-Tang Clan) song: B.I.B.L.E.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKpIkOXgAmg
Those aren't basic, anon. Lrn hip hop
I am the ultimate.
I'm dangerous.
Like Michael Jackson said,
you can't hang with us.
I got on a hat,
my baseball bat,
here I come aimin' at yo dome to crack.
Better step back
My lyrics is fearless
You can't be like me
Man, my rhythm is peerless
I just saw your mom
She had bacon and eggs
I cooked that shit up
And she threw back her legs
>>64616199
honestly most rappers are basic as fuck when it comes to pure bars. Battle rapper bars are far, far superior
what's the point of this if you don't know the cadence, man
stick out, rick flare stick-up
nick out, stand-down, got my prick up
man-down, ripped a couple strips BLT
nothin' but another trick, USD and me
not a billi but the precedent fill me
'nother place, 'nother time, but these niggas can't kill me
i'm about that pulp fiction in my two cups
you may someday find a pig in my handcuffs
>>64616465
You think you're a tough guy?
You sound like a small fry.
Eat you for lunch
With a two piece at Popeye's.
You smell my cologne?
That shit is for you
I gotta smell good
Fuckin' you and your crew.
Passed a bitch, passed the bitch, then I stole her glasses
Cavalier, empty air-swingin' to the masses
She don't care, I'm a flare, I be workin' flaccid
I be the knee-jerk John when she earn my assets
Contact, contacts and the barest assets
But they still blind in my head, know their own is classless
>>64616630
monte blanc, i burn you on the spot
bet you got some of that monster you should burn it with a shot
niggas on my block distinguish niggas like you by the smell
they can all tell, fuccboi de toillette, what you call that
Identities the enemy when you want the better be
So just avoid the pedigree to set it free
Its Anarchy, but you'd rather be royal like monarchy
Not the butterfly
Pull it out your eye and see clearly
Turn your speakers up if you can't hear me
Blow your speakers up if you don't feel me
Goes lots of scars but don't heal me
You're a joke got me laughing to hard don't kill me
Wouldn't trade the past got the future
Close the open cast the suture rupture
Don't stop me now just on the cusp
But who I'm going to trust when it all goes wrong
Hear the Swan song on repeat
No fear it's long gone, nows so sweet
Though it's not a race still won't chest
Turning down the pace feel the heartbeat
Ink drip from the veins
Sink in the source I'm on the reigns
Oh and I maintain
Who said it's never the same
Kick start same heart
Stay true blue till it splits apart
Its a work of art
Mr Van gone
The heart may break but the broken live on
I'll stop my weeping
So many smiles to go before my sleeping
I'm a clod on the shore tore from the main
I hear your sermon John donne through ringing ears
Those tolling bells multiplied by years
Need a way to ease my fears
>>64616723
I fucced your girl's ass,
But I came in her peehole.
Knocked her ass out,
And I put on Finding Nemo.
Ran out the door,
Got in a taxi cab.
A few months later,
Bitch said I was a dad.
Showed up at the hospital,
Ready for my child.
When it was born,
I nutted on it
Man, that shit was wild.
Im a lyrical spiritual individual
came to rap circles round yall
my raps they be slick
yo gurls on my dick
i gave her a flick
cuz she bit on my dick
that shits not sick
ill go get another chick
to sit on my dick
i hope shell be thick
cuz thick chicks like dick
but dont act too quick
you see thats the trick
never in a rut
do blow off her butt
then bust a nut
welcome to my fuck hut
just call me king tut
bitch you look like a mutt
get out of my hut
my balls they be swayin
and everyones sayin
they know we aint playin
your dicks like a raisin
thats all that im sayin
still i be slayin
them bitches be beggin
for a new cat
i dont get down like that
so i have a chat
then i splat out scat
throw it at the brat
she falls in the vat
of shit
while i spilt
her tit
then spit
in it
and sit
and knit
and shit
thats lit
i quit
As the world turns
Life lessons learned
On the first and the third
Of the month
Where you’re from
Is essential
Gunplay in the hallways or AVIS car rentals?
Mourned on the born date or private dentists?
Chained to the drug game or best village mentions?
Blood spillage is censored
But not to his friends and mentors
Fighting an everlasting war in the mental.
wow it's fucking nothing
Rappers I monkey flip em with the funky rhythm I be kickin
Musician, inflictin composition
of pain I'm like Scarface sniffin cocaine
Holdin a M-16, see with the pen I'm extreme, now
Bulletholes left in my peepholes
I'm suited up in street clothes
Hand me a nine and I'll defeat foes
Y'all know my steelo with or without the airplay
I keep some E&J, sittin bent up in the stairway
Or either on the corner bettin Grants with the celo champs
Laughin at baseheads, tryin to sell some broken amps
G-Packs get off quick, forever niggaz talk shit
>>64615917
Fucking destroyed
>>64617152
>welcome to my fuck hut
>just call me king tut
Straight fire!
>>64616954
mild, messed and defiled
must of misfiled, he never knew i wiled
the out-looking crowd yet to outnumber bitches i been with
as it burns while he pisses, i'm listless
that's the arm-length bliss when i kill this
hard swing, no rings, i'm the wedding band
anacin, you can sin, but the meddling man
understated and my dick overrated, go and raise it
>>64615786
ok i love hip hop and some of these lyrics are decent but these threads are popping up a lot. i agree, these threads are cringe, but not because they suck.
rap is not 100% lyrics anymore. maybe it never was, but now it's even less so. flow and delivery are extremely important, much like how in stand up comedy attitude and timing are key. i guarantee these all sound like ass if the respective anons recorded the rhymes, with or without a beat.
it's a great start, but to rap you need to actually, audibly rap and not sound like you're afraid of the mic. you need conviction in your voice, and finding that is harder than writing 100 pages of brilliant rhymes. so yeah these threads are the embodiment of cringe bedroom rap.
even the vocaroo threads are better. that takes balls. these are as lame as the bars in the youtube comment sections when you look up "[famous rapper] type beat"
>>64617331
I'm all done with this shit,
What can I say?
You all up on my dick,
I call you Marvin Gay.
I bend you over
Make a gourmet meal
Then feed it to you nicely
So your ass can heal.
My bank account wealthy,
But your ass is unhealthy
Fuck you from behind
While I take a selfie
>>64617398
I thought this thread was a joke?
Your meme game broke.
Tellin us how to rhyme?
I'll swing you on a rope.
imma use my rap app
but first let me but on my cap
im a nice chap
so give me a clap
before i crap
out my flap
into your frap
you like these jeans? I got them at the gap
they were made by a jap
watch me run a lap
i dont need no map
or a nap
just ask my pap
he knows i rap
he aint no sap
you wanna get in a scrap?
ill give you a slap
itll be a snap
check me out im straped
you i will tap
this shit is a trap
i could really go for a wrap
my shit give you a zap
you better get out of here asap
before i backslap you durring your catnap
and punch you in the chin strap
im not trying to entrap
i aint no flytrap
you want some gift wrap for that golf cap?
i kidnap the madcap
it aint no mishap
he fell into my mousetrap
lets recap
im handicap and i like bubble wrap
somethin somethin somethin i forgot now
>>64617499
"selfie"? you said that you was wealthy
compulsive liar, down to attire it's unhealthy
but jesus help me if you a nigga with a bitch
i understand nigga-rich but playa' that's pitch
trick-daddy
nigga you a caddy
maybe if you slammed and managed to bust a paddy
but i understand you ain't slick, got you under this dick
got you lookin' kobe before you could try to cut me
i'll show where the cut be
might tell you how to do it
my niggas kill it subtly
i rather take you to it
i catch you on the last page of the damn yearbook
dedicated to your worst written, word litter, you kitten
>>64617560
You must be silly
My name is billy
And I would like to offer you a
Cheesesteak Philly
I'll make a dilli
I'll touch your willy
Make your lips do some shit
Like Milli Vanilli
>>64617710
fucc u bih
i FUCC ur BIH
SHE CAME LIKE OOOOOO
and then i shot like BLUUU BLU BLU
>>64617763
ha ha fire in the church senpai
>>64617763
Your rap game retarded
I ain't even started
You be like the booty of a butterfly
That just done farted
Let me restart it
Your rap game retarded
RIP DJ SCREW
The lost and departed
>>64616245
battle rap is a completely different thing
court a bitch smokin' a newport
quote a bitch somewhere from newark
she like my lips
read the face
want the hips
i split the tips
take her home
fuck the yips
she lil' tip
i'm boosie
ain't news see she loosie
a nigga with redtube views
know the bitch have six ways out
six ways in
but wait
maybe eight if i'm in
triple eight mind 'fore a nigga a base
i bust
a fuckin' waste
i'm out the place
I am a nigger
I have dark skin
Fuck the whitey
I run up to yo crib with a nuff 30 clips to end ya whole Shit
Don't test me bitch you'll regret that Shit
I'll end you and ya entire clique wit one 30 clip spit
Then imma Fuck yo bitch then end that snitches life (life)
I dun gat no price (price) i run in and strike take yo worthless life
Yuh
The police don't Fuck with a real g
They don't Fuck with me
They get the call from the mall while I slit u throat in changing room stall
I'll walk out stock at my hips
Banana clips
Bitches trip
Mag dump the whole clip
Imma let it spray
Hk g36k
High tech weaponry
High-Tec promethazine
Imm slurpin up this lean
Bitch my whip so clean
Better not intervene
Yes I know I'm a fiend
These bois in it for the C.R.E.A.M
I'm in it to end more lives
Yes I'll Fuck yo wives
And yo daughters too
Who the Fuck are you?
Pop some shots in you
No face no case
No witnesses no snitches
Murder all the hoes
But first cum on em in they church clothes
>>64619714
>Yuh
Killed the whole game
>>64619802
Thank
