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/metal/ general: nothin' personal edition
old thread: >>64635058
I still don't know where the fuck the new pastebin is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_L2QCBKOeE
What kind of a fucking name is Wongraven? Do Norwegians and Laotians actually fuck? If not, where did this stupid idiot get such an oriental name? A fucking fortune cookie? At first I thought it was a clever nigger joke saying his cock was big and black, but then again that makes no fucking sense because he's a skinny pasty little manlet. I guess it's less offensive than Hellhammer's schlomo-tier surname, or Varg's cuck as fuck cheese eating surrender monkey surname he picked for himself, but goddamn this is next level weeaboo shit.
What does metal think of Carach Angren
>>64640336
>>64640379
it's CoF
Terminal Redux is pretty good tbhfam
>>64640336
i declare this a good post desu
Dude, memes and sLaM lol!
so fucking good
Daily reminder that this is overrated trash and among the worst examples of minimalism to ever exist. Just like how Opeth puts all this blues/jazz/folk into their music, resulting in weak blues/jazz/folk and weak metal, Burzum puts minimalism and metal together for something that's weak on both the minimalist and metal end.
SPIT. IT. OUT.
SPITT! ITT!! OUTTT!!!!
>>64640463
Cool, subscribed.
>>64640463
We don't care
>>64640463
Boy howdy Mister, i'm gonna need some oven mitts to handle those hot opinions!
>>64640471 (You)
Slipknot is not metal. I don't even know why I would answer this flagrant bait.
>>64640569
Slipknot is the logical conclusion to death metal
>>64640463
Have you ever heard of a thing called synergy?
>>64640336
Wong
English - Etymology 1:
From Old English 'wang/wong', from Germanic. Cognate with Danish 'vang'.
Noun.
wong -
(obsolete, except in placenames) A field or other piece of land.
>>64640463
this is good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbWMOoFFgLU
>>64640673
I bet you're fun at parties.
>>64640710
I bet you're fun at English classes, you mong.
>>64640593
Whatever. Not metal, therefore doesn't belong on this thread.
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>he likes slam
>>64640792
>he likes anime
>>64640750
Oh yeah?
Upload yourself reading Beowulf in its original textual form if you're so good as English.
>>64640463
Not the best Burzum album but yoy're still wrong
Also you're GAY
>>64640767
>he listens to metal
>>64640449
Yup, it's AOTYSF.
>>64640812
>he's a tripfag
(SIC)!!!! (SIIIIIC)!!!!!!!!!!
Thoughts on this?
have you had your daily dose of Absu or Blood Storm?
>>64640948
cover looks stupid, ergo music is shit
I'VE FELT THE HATE RISE UP IN ME!
KNEEL DOWN AND CLEAR THE STONE OF LEAVES!
I WANDER OVER WHERE YOU CAN'T SEE!
INSIDE MY SHELL I WAIT AND BLEED!!!!
>>64641011
>cover looks stupid, ergo music is shit
>>64640905
these dudes are dressed up like marching band nerds and contribute nothing to the music lel
>>64641034
Where The Wild Things Are the album
Apart from YOU BREED LIKE RATS, what are some other metal lyric analogies? (Any comparison using the words "like", "as" or "more than")
https://youtu.be/HbSzzmpli4A?t=472
LIKE A DEAD MAN
TRYING TO FIND LIIIIIFE
AGAINST A BRIGHT MOON
DARK SKY
AND CITY LIIIIIIIIIIGHTS
>>64641215
>I am searching for the land where I will fall on my knees
>and will be weeping for a long time.
>Where my mind shall extend on the sky
>and my heart shall speak the language of the trees
>and open like a water-lily
>by touches of morning sun...
there's never going to be a new album, is there?
>band wants to make a radio edit of one of our tracks
>needs to snip out 30 seconds of time
>my bass solo ends up getting cut
every time
>>64641261
of course not.
>>64641261
>there's never going to be a new album, is there?
We should assume not.
I think of myself as a pragmatic pessimist. If you expect the worst, and it happens, you won't be bitterly disappointed. If you expect the worst and something better happens, you'll be pleasantly surprised.
>>64640463
Opeth is good though
Is Death Grips black metal now? Are we going to get teenagers asking for bm charts now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uggrc_rcpm0&feature=youtu.be&list=PL55Jv4fGPIb8YvgAtPckP--wgBmt6MV9q
The riff starting at 3:57, I know it very well but I can't place it.
https://youtu.be/My8T8vTYaZ8?t=3m57s
>>64641261
That's beautiful, senpai. Reminds me a bit of this:
http://www.therewilding.com/2010/08/going-wodwo/
>>64641524
i don't hear the BM in that
BP is cybergrind as fuck though
>>64641540
the lyrics on that whole album just make the experience much better (and the experience was already 9/10)
>>64641524
This isn't black metal tho
>>64641524
what? sounds like hardcore punk
>tfw your White culture is being appropriated by Blacks
metal for this feel?
>>64640311
i dont listen to metal at all but is this ep where kevin uses the cool bounty hunters armor and becomes purple
>>64641638
mass consumer-oriented videogames have nothing to do with culture or race
>>64641524
Niggened Aggrotech?
>>64641722
ever heard the term 'culture of consumerism'?
>>64641722
>pop culture doesn't influence the masses by corrupting authentic and natural societal processes as determined by years of blood, sweat and tears by its practitioners
>pop culture doesn't influence what is deemed to be socially acceptable, culture and race included
>>64640311
reminder that AOTY came out today
>>64641772
I couldn't care less about bourgeoisie socio-economic science and its frames of reference.
>>64641784
it's not that good, people need to relax
>>64637320
Hey, you weren't kidding. I had pretty much written him off because I didn't like Sexualizer at all, but I'm impressed with this.
>>64641864
Enjoy your apathy and loss of democracy, faggot
>all this tech thrash wanking and nobody knows Absurd2
Why are there two threads?
>>64641864
How do you define the word 'culture', then?
>>64641887
nice
it's definitely one of my fav albums of the year
>>64641898
>posts Mills
>is agressive
huh, what the hell are you trying to say, man?
>>64641921
because OP doesn't know how to search the catalog
Enough shitposting, what chu' blastin' famz?
>>64641524
Sounds like Atari Teenage Riot, even down the the female vocals.
>>64642082
The superior Darkthrone album
>>64642082
Instrumental djent. Nice balance between weedly-weedly and chugga-chugga.
>>64642082
>>64641638
The real travesty is that a WWI soldier is wearing a cape like a retarded faggot
>>64642082
the superior immolation album
>>64641524
Holy shit the nigger from reddit was right, there's blast beats and BM riffs in this shit.
It's faint but it's there.
>>64641950
Have you heard Dance with the Dead, and, more importantly, Uppermost? Those are the two names I fire off when someone tells me Carpenter Brut is good.
>>64642082
The superior Amorphis album
>>64642082
This album is riff city. I love it
Any norsecore like pic related or Infernal War? I need infinite blast beast and basic but catchy satanic riffage.
>>64642311
1349
>>64642311
although it's fairly heavier than Marduk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDFWX-EQZCU
>>64642311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EOJt7un5Oc
>>64642311
>>64642352
holy shit i read noisecore
maybe it's time for me to hit the ambiens
What the fuck does the -core suffix mean?
>>64642188
>>64642082
>not Dawn of Possession
>not Here In After
>not even Close to a World Below
jesus christ
>>64642399
It's a meme, you dip.
>>64642382
desu, I read noisecore too
>>64642399
has influences from hardcore punk and its derivatives
>>64642399
people are sometimes on a different page as to how to use it properly, but use it anyway.
>>64642082
new Vektor, also Behemoth since I'm seeing them tomorrow
>>64642399
It means don't listen to it
(serious answer it has hardcore influences)
>>64642399
it's something that catches on when the genre's scene is too lazy to create a better name (horrocore, slowcore), although it's normally used for genres which have hardcore influence (hardcore, noisecore, metalcore)
>>64642415
ayy fudge metal. I haven't listened to crowbar since highschool, I should give them another go.
>>64641887
Is Perturbator the most metal non-metal act?
>>64642533
he closed for a metal show and he's a guitarist himself, IIRC
plus Danger Days and The Uncanny Calley have been the kvltest things released this decade
so yes
Anybody else here go to Mastodon's one off show last night in Philly? Shit was nuts.
>>64642533
maybe not the most (since there's dungeon synth and eurobeat) but it's high up there.
>>64642382
>>64642418
"Norsecore" is a term to mock bands like Marduk, specially "Panzer Division Marduk", the songs are short and there is no variation in rhythm (blast beat all the time) and simplistic riffs, you could say there is little creativity in making BM like that, but i personally dig it.
>>64642741
>eurobeat with a metal aesthetic
lay it on me famalam
>>64641942
umm, as an Aryan first of all I think there are more important things than political science and sociology in general, but if you want to know, I don't believe in any static abstract "culture". There's a natural creative process inside each human, and all capitalists can do is to imitate the genuie creation with a mere outwardly mechanical talent and impose their artificial values by means of mass production and mental alienation. Most marxists are also prone to folly since they talk about the false consciousness but at the same time build their ideologies on same old abstractions.
>>64641524
wtf since when did DG have blast beats?
>>64642082
Fuck you I, like it
If you see this post while scrolling, you have been visited by:
SHOCKER the BLACK METAL TERRORIST of IPERYT
SPEEDCORE BEATS and MASS MURDER MASTERY will come to you, but ONLY if you post "I AM THE TOOL OF ANTI-LIFE!" in this thread.
>>64642951
why this pale nigga gotta look like quan chi
>>64642771
here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNJrcRx0Zek
check out those power metal vocals
>>64642951
thank mr Iperyt
>>64642951
new album when
>>64642951
not until you release a new album.
Iperyt>>>>>Infernal War
>>64642993
those lyrics gave me a good chuckle; thanks m8
>>64643300
Be ready for more Engrish cheese m8.
https://youtu.be/5d3iefXoG_c
It's part of the appeal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04Q7f74bRZo
>>64642951
>corpsepaint in facial hair
dude is black metal as a frozen hell
>>64643551
listen to his music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auNu0qXBxwg
IS PRACTICALY MARDUK WITH SPEEDCORE BEAT.
If I write a progressive metal concept album dealing with the intersectionality of minorities oppressed by Whitey, will I make loadsamoney and crush 9/10 liberal gender study pussy?
>>64643738
has science gone too far?
>>64643833
There's literally no such thing as liberal gender study pussy that's above 5/10.
>>64643845
no, this is what Marduk never had the balls to do but always wanted to make.
>>64642533
>What is Skinny Puppy
>>64644009
very very soft EBM
>>64642533
ICP is pretty metal
>>64644032
What I'm gathering from this is that you don't actually know anything about prime era Skinny Puppy
>>64640463
that's the worst burzum black metal album in my opinion, i'm not big on atmospheric black metal but filosofem gets a pass from me because it has influenced one of my favorite genres dungeon synth
>>64644071
I listened to cleanse fold manipulate and it was very very soft
listen to old school EBM you pussy
>>64642228
>implying Elegy isn't the best album
>>64640463
I'll probably get called a faggot, but I liked the vocals on Filosofem more. They were too grating in HLTO
>>64644100
Confirming my suspicions more
>>64642082
Just came back from the first day of a festival, Acherontic.
Saw Chapel of Disease, Dolch, Kermania, Werdeganger, Ruins of Beverast, Almyrkvi and Morast (they were shit)
What is the Tangerine Dream of metal?
>>64640449
Agriid
>>64644172
I wish I knew
anyway Tangerine Dream pioneered dungeon synth on The Keep OST
>>64644121
That's literally the worst opinion to have about Buzum aside from "I like the atmosphere"
>>64642082
>find a metal as fuck album cover
>it's actually mid 70s German prog
I'm happy either way
Why do you like metal shows? I've never really liked concerts, not only metal, but the thing in general, i don't like those events. I've been in a couple of metal shows of the bands i really like (I have to really really like a band to go to a show for them) but it's always the same shit, last night i saw Deströyer 666, and again, i love the music and it was cool to listen to it live, i mean i wasn't bad but the crowds are just so fucking horrible! So, what is it that you like about going to a show, and mosh and all that stuff?
>>64643355
Bought, thanks senpai
>>64644454
>get a bunch of anti-social misanthropes with poor communication skills in a single venue
It never was going to end well
>>64644454
it's fucking fun
it's like as close as you'll get to actually fighting (as opposed to playing in a dojo) without getting really hurt.
>>64644172
Iron Maiden
>ordered Helion Prime debut album
>came in mail today
>shipping envelope looks unusually thick
>2 extra CDs inside
>Dire Peril - Queen of the Galaxy
>Dire Peril - Through Time and Space
Im suprised. Free bonus CDs in my order, and they are actually pretty decent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlOvjlwRalA [Embed]
Theres even a fucking cover of Lions Transformer song on the one disc. Its not as good as the original but its alright.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foyXGbV1_4o
USPM is redneck trash and JPM is weeaboo trash and sometimes tries too hard to imitate redneck trash
EUPM is GOAT.
>>64644587
>Sacramento
Holy shit I think that anon was on to something about meme music being born in that city.
Yummy
>>64644619
Europower is gay is a non-anal sex way.
It sucks, but not in a cocksucking way.
It's just... I mean, it's just... JUST
>>64644454
It's the feeling of the instruments and the vocals soaring through your fucking body making you feel alive for the time being, until you have to endure shitty workdays and antisocial retardation again.
>>64644664
who's gay is anal sex way then?
new twilight force in a few months lads
God tier here, you youngsters are gay af tbqh
>>64644246
Not metal but meh
>>64644764
>you will never hang out with twilight force at an animeme convention
why even live
>>64641524
Why do people like the rapper when he doesn't even try to match the music? It just comes off as dudes fucking around with shit they don't understand instead of an intentional musical experiment.
>>64644765
>>64642399
the real meaning is hardcore influences
the meme meaning is this is essential to the genre
>>64644765
>God-tier
>Not Ride the Lightning
>>64644804
DUDE ITS EXPERIMENTAL
>>64644819
>hurr i have nothing smart to say so i will just use an image
Tell me why do you think that album is bad, also share your favourite records, we can have a nice chat here
>>64644844
Thats their second best in my opinion, sounds much more professional but kill em all has something to it
>>64644819
If you didn't look like this in high school, then you don't know shit about metal
>>64642082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sKIGgddeIM
>>64642921
muh nigga
>>64644887
I listened to Gnaw their Tongues in high school though
>>64644887
>back in 1992 in high school
>had greasy glam hair and wore leather battle jackets
>thought I was the shit for listening to voivod, helloween, whiplash and x japan on full volume in the school yard and constantly dissed people who dressed like wiggers
>>64644972
You were entirely right.
Why'd you stop?
What happened?
>>64644972
BASED
A
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E
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>>64642533
Blastin' their new album right now. It's pretty awesome
>>64640569
Slipknot is metal. Just because you don't like metal doesn't make it not metal. Stop trying so hard you contrarian retard
>>64644972
>read that as "greasy slam-hair"
>>64644887
When i was 14 i didn't know shit about heavy/thrash or death metal, i heard Darkthrone's Panzerfaust (Hans Siste Vinter was the first song i ever heard, and still reamins in my favourites) and got into BM, then i started going backwards to early BM (Venom, Sarcofago, etc) and i got into thrash and so on.
I've never liked bracelets, not then, not now.
I've never liked long hair.
Most of my local scene's bands are shitty Death or Thrash bands.
I don't like concerts.
Except for wanting to have a beard (i still do, but the fucker doesn't grow much lol) and the t-shirts thing, you're wrong, and truste me, i know muh metal.
>>64645031
>nu-metal is metal
How many goddamn times do we have to go through this?
>>64645006
I didn't stop, I still have my old high-school vests in a closet, but I only dress up in my metal stuff when I'm with my buds at the bar or going to concerts now.
>>64645016
It really is.
>>64644887
I had long hair in high school, but I didn't start listening to proper metal until the year after I graduated.
>>64641012
I've seen them live a couple times. Bretty good show
>>64645059
If you don't embody metal, you're a poser.
Your knowledge will just come off as academic hipster trash.
>>64645070
how sad
>>64645059
>Most of my local scene's bands are shitty Death or Thrash bands.
Dude those are the best kind of death/thrash bands
>>64645059
>I don't like concerts.
Poser.
>>64644887
I had long hair throughout high school but I didn't have money for band shirts so I just wore a hoodie and my black jeans every day.
>>64644972
Being a metalhead in the 80s and early 90s seems fun
The only justification for not having long hair is male pattern baldness. Then you can shave it.
Otherwise, no excuses.
>>64644972
man, I thought I was old to be browsing this korean cartoons board, but you're even older
Essential, but lesser known 70s hard rockish metal? I need to go backwards now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yO7l6TmIRI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3-l_T6AuNk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yFGGXMFp0w
>tfw no bf into metal
>tfw the only single guys at meal shows are bottom of the barrel smelly obese ugly cumstained neckbears with horrendous social skills
>>64645231
L O N D O N
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>>64645231
>implying you're any better
I bet you're a former corsetcore landwhale who never found a way to make herself attractive.
>>64645231
American metal scenes are pretty hetero and are generally unwelcoming of literal faggots
>>64645189
It was. Part of the fun was collecting demos and albums from random bands on completely different continents. Throughout late high school and early college that was pretty much my hobby. I collected demos and early albums of no-name bands that ended up going on to be pioneers of stuff in the 90s. I used to brag to my fellow metalfags about obscure european, jap, south american and canuck stuff I bought.
Me and my metalfags got expelled from campus though for beating up a wigger.
>>64645204
>tfw have long hair but it is starting to thin out
>>64644972
>constantly dissed people who dressed like wiggers
>>64645295
>expelled from campus though for beating up a wigger.
What do you think about slam?
>>64645231
why would people actively care about someones social skill
its more of an intuitive thing that you do, innit
How old were you when you when to your fisrt gig?
Do you go frequently to metal shows? When did you started?
My very first metal show was Morbid Angel, Haggard and a buch of other bands at a local fest in 2009 when i was 16 , but it was until last year i started going to a lot of shows, and i've know a lot of great bands.
>>64645368
My first gig was probably Gwar in 1988.
I try to go to gigs as much as I can if the bands are atleast decent.
>>64645368
I was like 15, it was a friend's high school thrash band, and they played in the school's hall.
I went with a friend who was dress in full bondage hot topic gear, and there were like two other thrashers, we spent the whole set headbanging like mad cunts and all the other students just stood there in awe.
>>64645368
>How old were you when you when to your first gig?
17 last year, a week before my 18th birthday. It was Napalm Death and Voivod with Exhumed and BCI as support.
>Do you go frequently to metal shows? When did you started?
Mainly when there's a band I really wanna see, which isn't too often.
>>64645031
I refuse to argue with clueless, tasteless drones any further.
What do you think of going to concerts alone? I don't have many friends that are into metal... and desu i don't really want to meet new ones, but these guys are terrible at concerts and annoying as fuck, still i'm always used to go to concerts with other people, idk how would it be if i was all by myself, but this year there are some sick concerts. This sunday Deströyer 666 plays in my city, i.e.
>>64645368
my first show was also morbid angel with decide and soilent green. this was right after 9/11 so I think was I 13 or 14? great fucking show and I caught pete from morbid angel's drum stick. this was back when decide was still wearing their armor too
>>64645368
First gig was the Quartz festival in Kristiansand, Norway 2001 (I was 11 years old, kek)
I saw Deftones, Motörhead and Mayhem, but I also saw Beck and Coldplay.
Weird as fuck, man.
>>64645413
Shit I think I was probably 12 or 13 at the time too. Surprised they let me in considering it's fucking Gwar.
>>64645477
do it, it's still fun. When I go with friends I always end up getting seperated from then anyways because they are too pussy to push towards the front
>>64645477
None of my friends like to mosh so I usually go to concerts alone.
>>64640858
>you don't
>>64645336
Slam's alright when it's not wiggerslam. More of a deathgrind fan.
>>64642533
by far the best "synthwave" band. One of the few artists I listen to outside of mteal
>>64642533
nah, swans used to be pretty metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4kOFjjwME8
>>64645695
>1986
This probably was the heaviest thing to come out of rock at the time.
>>64645746
its still heavier than a pretty good chunk of metal even by today's standards
>>64645746
these are heavier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bpuUZdAoe4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmXXuTBcrbo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2EAo90fGzE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woe_4gkS4XU
>>64645916
brutal =/= heavy lad
heavy is slow and crushing.
>>64645916
>rock
>>64645916
I fucking love Musical Abortions, i can't even fathom how they though that was an acceptable recording quality
>just finished watching breaking bad
metal for this feel?
>>64645935
The first few metal albums that were heavier were black/doom and death/doom albums in the late 80s and early 90s, but there were still other, way better industrial rock albums at the time that were way heavier than swans.
>>64645938
Metal is rock.
>>64645966
normie go away
Do you guys like attila? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9nlJe7-rpA
>>64646026
just their grindcore stuff
>>64646003
>Metal is rock.
Get out normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64646088
>normie
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck off to reddit with your facebook memes you literal nigger.
>>64646088
wth defines extreme metal
is it metal about extreme sports or some shit
>>64646088
>metal isn't rock
>unironically using the term normie instead of normalfag
>ebin 8gag frog screaming
upvoted
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT WITCHAVEN IS NOT BLACK/THRASH, IT'S SCREAMO
>>64645882
>>64645925
>>64646044
>>64646088
>that crust punk at the very end
SUBTLE, BUT NO LESS MADDENING
>>64646141
>he doesn't know about paralympic triathlon metal
>>64646141
Actually yes.
It's harder to sing and enjoy black metal and it's harder to play and enjoy death metal than it is to sing/play/enjoy other genres
>>64646176
You mean Possessed?
Is pic among the most universally loved metal albums? I have never seen anyone hate on this.
>>64646319
if 4:00 to 8:00 doesn't pump you up I don't know what will senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtQ0i3oOYdc
>>64646319
I don't hate it, but it don't "love" it, it's just another BM album.
>>64646319
Bar none the most universally acclaimed /metal/ album there is
>>64646236
so people run a marathon then sing metal afterwords
sound kvlt
>>64646319
Voice of Steel, Don't Break the Oath, and The Dwelling/Melody of Death Mask are the only albums that get brought up often in /metal/ that never get shat on ever from what I've seen
I know this will probably make some people angry, but did anyone else like August Burns Red - Constellations? I started listening to it again because it's been awhile. I think some of the tracks are pretty good even though it has the metal-core stigma attached.
let the hate flow.
>>64646395
I haven't really seen Horrendous get shat on either
>>64646484
>64646464
Jesus fucking Christ
>>64646525
People hate on OSDM revival but I've seen people say OSDM revival sucks except horrendous
>>64646484
I like a couple mid 2000's metalcore bands but august burns red didn't stick. Still like some parkway when I'm in the mood though
>>64645477
I've only been to one concert alone and it was Alcest because I knew absolutely no one into that. I was a little apprehensive at first before getting into my car driving there because social anxiety, but then I realized i'm going there to see a band that I enjoy, so what the fuck. I got there just as they started playing the first song, so I didn't have to awkwardly wait around thankfully.
I mean if you like the band enough, I really don't see the problem. Don't feel the need that you HAVE to talk to anyone. Just enjoy the music
When I actually had a gf, her favorite metalcore was this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QakkIlCV_Og
>>64646565
i've seen only one guy shit on OSDM revival a few months ago and we got BTFO from what I remember
>>64646719
>awkwardly wait around
that's what light beer is for
you can drink it while waiting without worrying about being too drunk to drive
>>64646769
Beer is overpriced as fuck at venues
I usually only buy one and drink it slowly to make it last if I buy any at all at a venue
What the fuck is this thing anyway
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>>64646766
So...then would /metal/core be:
Nokturnal Mortum - Гoлoc cтaлi
Mercyful Fate - Don't Break The Oath
Sabbat - The Dwelling - Melody Of Death Mask
Horrendous - Anareta (or Ecdysis whichever one people like more)
?
>>64646883
johnny
>>64644635
not metal, but i love U.A. so i'll let this discrepancy slide
Alright so I asked a self-proclaimed pleb in the other thread what he thought of several "entry-level" BM bands and here are the results:
Deafheaven - Dream House
>nice intro was starting to think no lyrics till i could hear the soft sounds of voices yelling at me didn't think that was possible song was meh
Darkthrone - Transylvanian Hunger
>WTF is this holy shit is the whole song like this Nope
Dimmu Borgir - Dimmu Borgir
>at the start head =bang I could understand him (mostly) so that's a plus love the blend of heavy drum with chorus of voices the rough voice of the lead singer was perfect to deliver the lyrics such contrast wow
Liturgy - Quetzalcoatl
>intro had me bobbin my head but I can't understand him got bored skipped forward to see if it picked up didn't seem like it did
Cradle of Filth - Nymphetamine Fix
>Ah a friend likes this band. IDK it got it's moments but I found myself skipping forward a lot
Watain - Outlaw
>out of all of these this one kept me on edge in the moment wish I could understand him tho I can see they have talent
>I would pick Dimmu Borgir
So there you have it folks.
the OFFICIAL ENTRY-LEVEL BLACK METAL PLEB RANKING
Hey guys whats a word that when your in unknown territory and you feel weird? I your in such a bizarre area and it feels very outsider. I cant think right now and I need your help!
>>64646931
I know that, but I mean what the fuck *is* he?
I had a dream one night where I was playing a heavy metal themed video game where you played as Eddie or Vic Rattlehead and a mob of Johnnys with flaming battle axes tried to surround and grab you while the big ass metal bird on the cover from Screaming for Vengeance shot smart missiles as you.
>>64646982
johnny's a seal
>>64646944
maybe show him some actually good bm next time
>>64646982
it's a dude with a baby seal's head.
>>64647012
damn.....
>>64640311
EPICNESS.
>>64647026
that wasn't the goal of my test. I was just trying to get an ACTUAL pleb's opinion on bands that are deemed "too entry-level".
jesus christ how many of you are literally still in high school?
>>64647084
Me
[spoiler]But I'm a teacher.[/spoiler]
Thoughts on this? The emperor is pretty tasty.
>>64640429
i actually liked Partied In Half...
