http://nypost.com/2016/04/16/meet-the-cougars-who-are-dropping-thousands-prepping-for-coachella/
Christina R., 39, a married mother of two, is headed to Coachella with some girlfriends after spending about $5,000 to have the skin on her stomach and the backs of her legs tightened.
“I’m feeling very confident — my whole abdomen is tight,” says the Upper East Sider, who works at an art gallery and has a $10,000 clothing budget for the weekend, mostly devoted to YSL crop tops, bikinis and jean shorts “cut off around the tush.”
“Hopefully I’m not too old,” says Christina, who declined to give her last name for professional reasons. “I’m so young at heart — when I get away from my husband and the children, I don’t really feel old.”
And while her husband doesn’t really understand her festival-frolicking needs, he’s supportive.
“He just wants me to be happy,” she says.
>>64103973
>and has a $10,000 clothing budget for the weekend
I hate these spoiled brats.
Levitation is the festival for people who actually care about the music.
Close to the most pathetic thing I have ever heard of.
>Going to a hippie festival to do drugs and show off your expensive clothes and lipo
>>64103973
>“Hopefully I’m not too old,” says Christina, who declined to give her last name for professional reasons. “I’m so young at heart — when I get away from my husband and the children, I don’t really feel old.”
Oh shes looking to ride a bunch of young cock
>>64103973
>Pic has never been more related.
>>64103973
bitch got a husband? i believe he's what you guys call a cuck
>>64103894
>>64103973
Every time I leave America to go visit my family in Europe I'm surprised by how not-insane the natives are across the pond
Maybe all the husband wants is a vacation from that insufferable bitch. Maybe he'll even use that time to bang some hot young chicks.
Let's not be hasty with the judgement.
>>64103973
JUST
>you will never fuck slutty cougars at Coachella
what am I doing with my life
>>64104211
Have been a couple times. One of the worst crowds, it's true.
And the fact that the crowd is packed with a bunch of 'Real Housewives' types who spent a lot of money on expensive outfits that they figured to be cool festival garb is painfully apparent.
>>64105009
>>“Hopefully I’m not too old,” says Christina, who declined to give her last name for professional reasons. “I’m so young at heart — when I get away from my husband and the children, I don’t really feel old.”
That's... just so sad to read. Normal materialist types like her are so fucking pathetically awful.
>>64105246
What are decent festivals? inb4 no decent festivals, I mean ones better than the other ones.
>tfw no sugar mommy to pay for ur coachella ticket
I want to bang some cougars where do they hang at out?
>>64105383
coachella
>>64105238
>>64104872
more
>>64105640
why do girls wear like 5 different chains and necklaces?
>>64105695
no idea
>>64105639
lol just lose the fat and have a bath and you'll be set
>>64105695
Takes your eyes off of their ugly face/body.
>>64103894
These people will be the first up against the wall.
you guys are as dumb as I look in this picture
>>64105345
All Tomorrow's Parties. They get curated by a new artist every time (Mogwai, Slint, MBV, Albini, Thurston, Mangum...) and the lineup is usually nearly entirely /mu/core artists.
I'm glad I made the decision to not go to this shithole this year
>>64106103
ATP seems okay.
LOL fuck society!! toasting in epic bread
The West is finished
>>64107713 fuck you and your hampton house
Coachella is corporate bullshit . All these bands feel like they were designed by Urban Outfitters/Whole Foods marketing team.
No one is actually trying anything new.
>>64103973
That ain't a husband
It's a "Chad's Fuck Toy Groomer"
It supports the fuck toy and makes sure she's all fresh and ready to go when Chad wants to fuck
Spike them with acid and Plenty of speed, they'll soon sweat that fat off.
>>64105345
none is great every year. Shaky Knees last year had an incredible lineup; this year it sucks ass
>>64108940
Why would you say such a repulsive thing with a tripcode and a public identity? I hate what Coachella stands for, but what you said is way out of line.
>>64103973
Absolutely disgusting
I've said it once and I'll say again: Coachella is a collection of this society's ills. It is without a doubt the most convenient honeypot ever conceived.
Why no one's grabbed a few automatic rifles and left the place splattered with crimson and littered with corpses is beyond me.
>>64108940
Reported to the CIA
>>64109186
Amen brother.
>>64108995
Why?
lol i got responded to and it was deleted
what did it sayyy
>>64109302
In a moment of weakness I deleted those myself. Do not fool yourselves into believing you've any sort of influence.
>>64109302
Nothing interesting, just some sperg who can't enjoy itself blabbering on about nothing with a tripcode of all things.
>>64109470
Convenient ad hominem, though it's a lie. I can enjoy myself just fine.
Attack the premise of my argument or shut the fuck up because you've got nothing to say that's worth reading.
>>64109609
What exactly are you trying to achieve with these replies?
You contribute nothing pertaining to my argument. You lash out with unrelated accusations and implications that in no sense disuades anyone from agreeing with me or persuades anyone to your side.
Just shut the fuck up unless you're contributing something of substance. Don't give me your fucking memes. They mean nothing to me.
>>64108834
geez, can't you /r9k/ faggots stay at your containment board?
>>64109666
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>>64109666
Tripfags never cease to live up to my expectations.
Is Coachella like a festival where people who otherwise don't care about music attend to just say they were there?
>>64109666
666 get /r/atheism-tard confirmed.
>Mfw no death grips stream
>>64105345
ArcTanGent
this is disgusting
