>A spokesman confirmed that the singer's girlfriend, 29-year-old American ballerina Melanie Hamrick, is pregnant.
>Sir Mick, 72, already has seven children whose ages range from 17 to 45 and he became a great-grandfather last year.
>The news comes two months after fellow Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood became a father again aged 68, after his wife Sally Humphreys had twin girls.
https://archive.is/I9EJe
Why is this allowed?
![423d2f134dd1410cb857e07d60043564[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ezKs9IJ.jpg "423d2f134dd1410cb857e07d60043564[1].jpg")
>Why is this allowed?
she clearly married him for his dashing good looks. pic related is another example of this.
The kid's set for life, obviously, and has a surname that will open every door for him forever. What more do you need when making babies?
Also, Cormac McCarthy le cult internet adventure writer had a kid at about the same age some 12 years ago and is still kicking.
how does that man even have sperm left? i figured he would have been completely drained of sperm by the 1980s
>>66422568
>Also, Cormac McCarthy le cult internet adventure writer
t. literary connoisseur
>>66422580
He's a machine
>>66422466
>Having sex with someone who was born when you were 43
I don't understand
>>66422596
McCarthy is like Lovecraft: lit-lite for programmers. I never implied it was otherwise.
>>66422580
Are you joking, or are you undeucated (american)?
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>>66422635
do you understand now
>>66422466
i'm just impressed that he's still fertile by 72
>>66422641
>McCarthy is like Lovecraft: lit-lite
I CAN TAKE YOU
TO THE TOP
I'd let him fuck me.
micks cool and all but what's the homeboy Keef up to now
>>66423811
>>66424011
Writing negative reviews for Black Sabbath albums on Amazon
>>66422865
You can still make sperm up to the moment of death, but the quantity and quality starts dropping off after 42.
>>66424192
Are you sure that's not Christgau writing those?
>>66424210
yeah seriously, my dad was in his 40s when I got concieved and I've got OCD and autism
>>66424192
keef is no longer the homeboy
>>66422555
>>Why is this allowed?
because men allow it
you think men care about personality and honesty? all that matters to them is looks
"There's millions of people out there who love Black Sabbath and Metallica. I say they can keep 'em."
>>66422635
>why does he want to have sex with a chick in her 20s rather than one in her 70s
no idea. its a mystery
>>66424277
It's just aging manbabbies who can't grow up and think they're still 17.
>>66424308
Yeh but how many chicks want to fuck a 70 year old man? Let's ask how many 25 year old dudes want to fuck a 70 year old woman?
>>66424298
>>66424192
Sabbath have a lot more fans among people under 45 than the Stones, so...yeah. I mean, they were considered dinosaur rock already in the Reagan years.
>>66424321
just about any old man thats a millionaire is going to fuck someone 10-20 years younger than them why would they want old cobweb pussy?
what a drag it is getting old
>>66422568
Pynchon did too
>>66424341
its Jagger dude, he isn't the average 70 year old man
"I'd date women my age, but unfortunately there are no women my age."
"Sex at 90 is like playing pool with a length of rope."
-- George Burns
>>66422568
>>66422596
>>66422641
Jesus, you /lit/ tryhards are retarded.
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>>66424277
idk if you're being serious here but see:
>>66422670
also see pic related
Anyone can buy all the Ukrainian prostitutes he wants if he has money.
>>66424011
Is he on stage or in a studio? I can't tell.
>>66422466
He'll be the coolest kid at the country club
Mick Jagger should have died instead of Brian Jones
Yeah that's real frickin' great.
>your dad will probably die before you're in middle school
>>66425000
Studio. Note the boom mikes in the background. Also if it were live, why would Keith be playing bass? It's probably from the Exile or maybe GHS sessions.
>>66424341
I'd fuck Cher
>>66422466
>70 year old sperm baby
that kid is gonna be one hell of a sperg
>>66425186
>70 year old sperm
that's not how sperm works
Well, I guess we can expect the kid to start posting on /mu/ in 12 years
Eh...people just shouldn't have kids past their 30s.
>>66425384
sperm dies rapidly and is constantly replaced. while the new sperm may have a "lack of quality", there's no possibility of sperm surviving 70 years
>>66425448
No but the sperm being produced by a 70 year old guy is a lot lower quality than a 25 year old's sperm which increases the chance of fathering a potato.
>>66424308
You should see how much sex goes on in retirement communities. You'd be...surprised.
>>66424048
very good
>>66425448
Old sperm is more prone to containing faulty genetic information
>>66425440
Only celebrities have kids when they're geriatrics anyway while most normal average people have them between 25 and 35.
>>66425491
>>66425448
I get my broscience only on /mu/!
>>66425649
You can look that up with a couple seconds of Google searching desu.
Didn't Jagger's former wife/gf/prostitute whatever commit suicide?
>>66425709
Yeh she offed herself because she was a couple months short of 50 and Mick had always said he'd never be with a woman over 50.
>>66424277
Depends on the guy. I mean, sure, your grandparents met at their high school prom and were married for 70 years and had 3 kids and died in a nursing home next to each other, but there's a whole lot of dudes who just consider women meat.
>>66422466
Is it true that the older you are when conceiving a child, the more likely that child is to have mental handicaps? Or does that only matter on the woman's side?
>>66422466
>29-year-old American ballerina Melanie Hamric
>ballerina
>29 year old
Since when does anyone still even do ballet, especially in this country?
>>66425915
Both. Women's fertility starts dropping at 35 and men's at 42.
>>66424229
They tag team.
>>66425786
brutal
>>66425709
She was a fashion designer, so hardly a cheap mail order Ukrainian bride. All the same...
>>66425931
>you'll never have her rub her ballet shows on your cock and balls...
Relationships work best when you're within 5 years of each other.
>people on his 70s have the sex
>nobody complains
>girls of 12yo have sex
>everybody gets CRAZY MAD
-_-'
chewing on carpet tacks
>>66422568
A dad would be nice
>>66427589
Especially one who's going to live to see his son reach the 8th grade.
