When will they fuck?
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When will they fuck?
>>66413020
never b/c Bjork is a goddess and Yorke looks like a mole rat
bjork yorke
>>66413020
Once Bowie is resurrected.
>implying Thom is physically able to have sex anymore
>>66413020
Once Hunter releases his new album.
>>66413020
>>66413241
shit. he barely made it.
>>66413149
He has a machine do it. I worked at a hotel they stayed in for the King of Limbs tour and they had some assistants wheel some huge contraction into the building. Thom was staying in a suite on a high up floor, so they needed to use an elevator for it. The manager had me escort them onto a special staff elevator to transport bigger objects up the hotel. So, they wheel this big metal machine onto the elevator, and I push the bottom for the floor. I noticed the word 'Rachel' carved unto a plate attached to it and asks one of the guys what this thing is.
'Ehhh, Mr. Yorke been having some problem with the ole in-n-out, ya know? Home life ain't the best now.'
Somewhat terrified, I helped them wheel it out of the elevator shaft to the room. One of the guys tripped and the contraption ran into a wall and turned on. Loud whirring sounds and and Aphex Twin song started to fill the hallway. The machine shook and an arm shot out with what I can only describe as the most scary looking synthetic vagina I have ever seen.
One of the guys yells, 'Oi, fuck! It's loose! Get Thom on the telly!' The machines shaking around and the arm is smashing the walls. Soon one of the guys sets his phone on loudspeaker, and sure enough, I hear Thom bark something in a foreign language. The machine quiets down and retracts back to its original form. The assistants apologized and wheeled it into Thom's suite.
Later that night I heard the machine again along with the sound of a man wailing in agony. Thom Yorke and the Radioheads will not be staying in this hotel again, that's for sure.
>>66413625
>not a pasta
halp
>>66413109
bjorke
>>66413625
i dont know who the fuck you are, but you keep popping up in threads with Radiohead writing the best shit ive ever seen about them. never stop doing this please, i lurk /mu/ mostly to find more shit like this
>>66413625
_vargas_?
>>66413625
best thing ive seen in a while.
>>66413625
i love you
Hopefully soong
>>66413020
I think i read somewhere that Thom said he always had a crush on Miss Bjork. They both just got divorced and both made albums about it. Lets try and set them up.
>>66413625
holy shit
>>66413663
where do you think pastas originate
>>66413020
Thom Yorke:
>untidy wall with lopsided posters
>cups and shit everywhere
>looks like he's chatting up some drugdealers
Bjork:
>clean room
>desk completely tidy
>searching some dankass shit on the interwebs
we all know who are the real winners here
>>66414299
>>66413625
>I hear Thom bark something in a foreign language. The machine quiets down and retracts back to its original form.
Kek'ed heartily. 10/10
when will they fuck?
>>66413020
when will they fuck?
>>66413020
when will They fuck?
>>66413020
When will they fuck
>>66413625
HOLY FUCK
>>66413241
Manlets are pathetic
>>66413862
bert?
Bjork is the most perfect creature ever existed in the history of the universe.
>>66413020
Thom's keyboard is fucking broken in half.
>>66413625
I once encountered Thom Yorke at my local NHS GP service. I had my name called and was treading the hallway to reach my doctor's office when I turned a corner to face Thom, looking red-eyed and squinty, and increasingly more ragged during his approach. As he passed, he bared his teeth on one side of his sweaty face, and I just about collapsed when I realised his molars had been replaced by pez and bits of wire which protruded from his lips like whisters. He grunted and spat out a 'tooth', unintentionally shooting a string of snot of a single nostril all over his trendy drapy 'street goth' t-shirt, and walked through a door at the end of the corridor.
My appointment was only a brief blood test, but as I was leaving the building a door was suddenly flung upon and Thom strove out, looking furious.
'I'M AN ANIMAL TRAPPED IN YOUR HOT CAR', spluttering as he spat out what looked like a fat clump of hair. He was sopping wet, arms full of lemons and with a set of gigantic orange headphones wrapped around his neck, blasting out what I can only describe as a very long fart through a trombone as Thom's vocals screeched over the top like a midi t-rex being circumcised. He began to mewel like a cat, and scampered off down the hallway, ass crack splitting through the back of his jeans and unravelling a robot tail drilled into the base of his spinal cord, waggling in the air is he disappeared out of sight.
>>66422095
2/10
>>66413020
>implying they haven't already
>>66413625
HOLY KEK
>>66422907
They haven't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G1tKhkD318
>>66421399
what video is this?
>>66413058
>Yorke looks like a mole rat
Whew, you really have pleb taste in men.
>go to bathroom
>see this
>what do
>>66424208
Ayy
>>66424162
his eyes are gross
me? with bjork?
you are so funny guys
me? with thom? you're so funny guys
>>66413109
>>66426240
What from
>>66421575
>Being this young
Holy fuck, please come back in a few years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg_YXMcGiWs
Her little ass is so delicious.
no way
this is the best fucking thread ive ever read
>>66422957
you have no idea how long i've been looking for this picture. thank you so much
>>66413058
sure kid
>>66413020
i ship it
>>66413625
>Thom Yorke and the Radioheads will not be staying in this hotel again, that's for sure.
holy kek anon, thanks i needed that
I swear, everyone has a fetish for this woman, even who pretends to hate her has it secretly.
>>66414078
https://www.change.org/p/thom-yorke-get-thom-yorke-and-bj%C3%B6rk-to-go-on-a-date
we been trying, do your part
>>66413020
this is my OTP
>>66413625
Nigga
>>66426341
big fat quiz of the year I think
>>66413625
Keep it up anon, this is gold
>>66413625
Fine nipples right here.
>>tumblr
>>66413862
fuck off ledditor
>>66428934
says the one who got the reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI-lRTSd0kM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcOPw4HaOzI
>>66427535
mole rat acquires receding hairline
counters with beard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEhq3rkbVr8
whats the deal with this?
keep this thread up buddies
>>66428636
Nice breasts.
>>66423298
it makes aaaalll the children happy
>>66429204
it's like that Windows XP mp3 player
2016 bjork
>>66423298
thank
>>66430341
Is she making a new album or is she still doing awkward dj parties
>>66430357
She's about to finish the first virtual reality project related to music with Vulnicura VR.
>>66430449
cool
bumping right now
>>66421399
if by perfect you mean pretentious... then yes
>>66428570
what a weird looking PS3 character
>>66432881
"idk, I'm just being cheeky"
>>66432881
Why are you butthurt?
>>66413020
Hopefully soon
Bjork cannot make babies anymore by the way.
>>66433184
how do you know?
>>66413625
>Thom Yorke and the Radioheads
Oh god I am lol'ing
>>66429204
>Deesus Christ
What did she mean by this?
