Doot edition
Previous thread >>66376691
Bjorn is a faggot
we like kpop here on /metal/
>>66384428
Good job breaking the 400 rule, faggot.
>>66384470
Where can I find some legal, safe, law-abiding slams?
>>66384532
is this cum?
>>66384532
Try reddit
>>66384484
Rules are made to be broken desu.
>>66384537
those are riffs
>>66384539
'no'
>>66384428
Vuvuzela edition
>>66384537
Do you think Hyuna even knows metal exists?
>>66384653
she wore this
>>66384676
>Her record label had her wear this
Fixed
Close enough I guess
Really makes you think
Wow great start to this thread
>>66384736
I'm not a fan of steven wilson
he ruined opeth
>>66384736
but its true. dream theaters music is so boring even tho they are great musicians.
>>66384759
Opeth runed themselves
what's new /metal/?
>>66384812
we kpop djent now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8iUKTy3KOE
BUBBLE POP BUBBLE POP
real talk tho why is filosofem the best album ever?
O SHIT WADDUP
>>66384848
>not posting actual korean djent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWmOwpUdZc0
I just want new Emmure to drop
>>66384903
>gooks as leaders
I can get behind this
>>66384903
sounds like Ved Buens Ende
>>66384904
I WANNA WATCH YOU
SUCK HIS DICK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW0krAXXElQ
>>66384929
I KNOOOOW YOU FUCKIN LOVE IT
BIEATCH
Nails is good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh9T0YsTgpU
Wew /meal/ shit posting is reaching new heights today
>>66384929
Is Emmure top-tier cuckcore?
>>66384990
Our minds have been infected by the putridity of funk carioca T B
H
Is there such a thing like Deathgaze?? If yes, please rec some deathgaze stuff
>>66384996
Not as good as Type O Negative
>>66384903
hey this is good not cringe at all
>>66385013
no
but slamgaze is a rising force
>>66385011
>funk carioca
I've been sending funk carioca links to everyone I know
>>66385038
Links?
>>66385123
the gates to slamgaze are well hidden
i cannot help you in that quest, for only you can find it young apprentice
>>66385038
>>66385013
>slamgaze
>Deathgaze
>blackgaze
>thinking that adding extra reverb and the word 'gaze' to the end of a genre makes it a new genre
>>66385202
bjorn "speed" stridgaze
>>66385202
where did you get this picture of my girlfriend
>>66385202
sexy kyungri mate
>>66385283
wtc reptilian qt?
>46 posts in and it's already dead
Best black metal album of the 2010s?
>>66385377
IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE?
>>66385395
Name a band more kvlt than Infester.
anyone got shit similar to the overall sound of Ulcerate and Gorguts's latest two releases? like atmo-death?
>>66385395
Exercises in Futility
anyone got a link to the new Axnaar?
>>66385395
latest album of thy memened shade
>>66385445
nice meme
>>66384782
All of their solo albums are better in that aspect. They're really hot or miss. Give me an album of theirs and I'll show you 50% are great parts of songs
>>66385395
Terminal Redux unironically
>>66385424
this album is so fucking evil
>>66385113
Wtf is funk carioca
>>66385504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtbatkCPwow
>>66385395
>>66385395
you're a pleb if you disagree
>>66385377
It wouldn't be /metal/ without obscene amounts of shitposting.
>>66385526
that is true
>>66385424
>>66385582
top kek
>>66385520
>>66385525
Nice HBM faggots
fucking faggots
faggots
fags
bloody faggots
Goddam fagz 2016
fagets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVLjOVEgcwA
>>66385395
instrumental black metal is best black metal
DAM BOIS WE BE REALY OWNING DIS SHEIT
>>66385734
faggot
What does /metal/ think of this album. Personally I think it's monotonous fucking garbage. Only decent track on this album imo is the last one which isn't even metal.
>>66385747
fuck off you faggot
>>66385202
Gaze? more like Gays amirite
>>66385758
i don't like summoning soz
>>66385747
Lies
>>66385395
L'Ordure à l'état Pur
L'Arrivee De La Terne Mort Triomphante
Occult Rock
Been a very good decade for the french so far
>>66385734
this guy is a joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lqUjFMz4_Y
>>66385819
>black metal fans
>>66385819
Le nobody cares about your taste (which sucks) meme
>>66385819
he made a response to another youtuber's video, in defense of deathcore, iirc saying it's more intense than DM
oi lads, check out this Korean grind
https://nahu.bandcamp.com/album/etrenal-recurrence-of-carnage
>>66385819
>tapes
Who the fuck even buys tapes anymore?
Oh yeah, hipsters.
what the fuck is wrong with this dude's voice holy shit i want to kill puppers when he sings
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFd38cUjo2E
>>66386081
Why are you listening to it then?
>>66386081
It's just the recording, which emphasizes all the breaths and bzzzs. It is impossible to listen to though, I agree.
lmao this video
https://vimeo.com/170577805
I really can't wait for this album to come out
>>66386081
>League of Legends
why
>>66385626
panopticon is shit. krallice is next level and you're musically illiterate if you can't hear that
>>66386141
Top kek
>alimony
>>66386155
it was the best example i could find soz m8
>>66386216
>God
>Figure
>OLOLOLOLOLOLOLN
>>66385626
You can't say this wasn't a good album though
>>66385946
Maybe
>>66386216
what am I reading
>>66384848
>kpop djent
Please, no.
Please.
That wasn't a good album.
What's up with the /kpop/ in /metal/? I thought we were /funkcarioca/ enthusiasts since yesterday?
>>66386240
>generic black metal with gimmicky bluegrass interludes
>doesn't even incorporate bluegrass elements into the actual music
panopticon is garbage
One of these men is Fred Durst. The other is DJ Shadow.
BUT WHICH IS WHICH AND WHERE IS BJORN
I
WANT
TO
B U L L D O Z E
>>66386210
>krallice is next level
>>66386281
Care to explain why? I thought it was okay.
You guys are a bunch of fucking posers
>>66386267
https://vimeo.com/49643883
watch this, it will clear your confusion
>>66386318
Fred is the one with the signature RAIDERS hat
THERE IS LOVE
>>66386360
>that playboy poster in the background
>117 replies
>all shitposts (118 including this one)
>>66386354
Both halves of the sound, the bluegrass and the black metal, are very generic on their own. If we heard this as two albums, they would not stand up. It's only enjoyable because of the novelty of americana and black metal, which is not as cohesive a mix as it should be to stand as more than just a gimmick.
>>66386334
have you even listened to their music? it's fucking bonkers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNckU2ZHxd8
>inb4 dissoshit
you can't dismiss music just because it's dissonant
>>66386368
wtf I love hhh now
>>66386334
Krallice's debut was a legitimately impressive step forward musically for black metal. And it had riffs for days. People will tell you it didn't, and those people did not listen to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HTajp3sGww
Maximum overhey activate.
>>66386436
This.
>>66386275
dont fight it
>>66386334
Krallice suffers immensely from image and fanbase
it's good music (for the most part) people just don't want to listen to it because it's so heavily associated with insufferable hipsters
>>66386332
DO YOU EVEN BULLDOZE
>>66386460
wheyy
>>66386542
Which is weird, because it's not like Mick Barr is going around saying autistic shit like HHH. Maybe it's because of Colin Marston's haircut.
>>66386216
It's... beautiful. I feel as though I've been searching for this image my entire life. I thank you from the bottom of my intellect for posting it. I hope we meet on the other side of the haptic void.
>>66386380
BULLDOZING TO FIND YOU
Why are Obscura, Nespithe, The Inalienable Dreamless and Unquestionable Presence almost always the high rated token metal albums on avant teens rym lists?
>>66386579
>Maybe it's because of Colin Marston's haircut.
kek this is the only reason i can think of. but to be honest i haven't ever met anyone irl who likes krallice, especially not a hipster. where does that reputation even come from?
>>66386630
>He tells me that it was painful to be called “faggot,” “hipster faggot,” “hipster scum,” and “scum” because of the music he made.
Why do people bully HHH, it hurts him :(
>>66386543
I AM THE BULLDOZER
>>66386630
>why are entry level bands token bands for people not familiar with the deeps cuts of a genre?
>>66386665
What
>>66386665
Whoops, didn't mean to quote a post
>>66386665
>>66386667
>tfw some other shit thread got the satanic quads
>>66386666
>>66386665
This is only reinforce his belief that his music is actually good
>le persecuted artist
>>66386650
I think Fantano likes them.
>>66386668
But why are they entry level?
>>66386708
get lost you fucking faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mzg2zOFn_g
>>66386762
Advertising, major label exposure, touring, the list goes on....
>>66386630
Obscura is legitimately a 5* album
Nespithe is wacky as fuck so teenagers trying to have unusual tastes want to like it
Inalienable Dreamless is grindcore with an artsier image instead of the traditional, grimier grind imagery so you can safely seem hardcore (not saying it's not good work, I love Jon Chang)
Unquestionable Presence is because jazz influences make you deep and cultured
>>66386775
Forgot to add
>or a cult classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJrBPEXJEOY
Thoughts?
>>66385747
great album but it's definitely not black metal
>>66386781
>Obscura is legitimately a 5* album
>>66386792
Take this shit to the cringe thread >>66380090
>>66386781
So why is Nespithe wacky but not Obscura?
And why is UP just summed up with jazz influences but not Obscura?
>>66386814
>http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Gorguts/Obscura/3009/BastardHead/44563
>>66386895
there are no jazz influences in Obscura though.
dissonance =/= jazz
Whats /metal/ nationalities?,im Ecuador
>>66386904
>BastardHead
don't associate me with that pleb.
I don't hate Obscura, but it's a 7/10 at best.
>>66386913
No but Obscura has songwriting techniques from free jazz.
>>66386918
Botswana here
You're all a bunch of poseurs
>>66386918
>>66386930
Care to give a full review?
>>66386951
got a source for that? like a interview with Lememey or something where he says that.
not saying you're wrong, but I'm just not hearing it.
>>66386918
Slovak
>>66386895
Obscura is wacky too, but in a different sense. Obscura is a very wacky-sounding, dissonant album made by some Canadians. Nespithe is a (somewhat old) one-off album full of wacky imagery from some dudes in Finland.
When you're talking about poseur-types the second kind of wacky is more important.
Obscura doesn't really have a lot of jazz influences other than using fucked rhythms and time signatures (which isn't really unique to jazz anyway). The way it sounds is not the way "jazzy" scales and chords tend to sound.
>>66386951
The only thing Obscura really has in common with free jazz is dissonance. Obscura is extremely structured, and it's much more traditionally melodic than free jazz is once your ear gets used to following the riffs.
>>66387008
Give me a few minutes and I'll try to sum up my thoughts on the album.
>>66386918
Britbong
>>66386979
You have internet?
>>66387126
Do you like grime?
Whenever i listen to a song i like i feel such an strong urge to learn it on guitar that it drives me crazy to find out there are no tabs for it.
fuck
been hooked to Veld for a while.
It's a little overproduced but it reminds me a lot of Yyrkoon with better riffage, and their cover art is really really nice.
Do you like Veld?
>>66387161
>not learning them all by ear
plebe
>>66386918
Chilean
>>66387161
>not learning by ear
>not having a perfect pitch
>>66384428
Big clown soul
>>66387177
Word
Youll never djent if you cant play by ear
>>66387195
go away /mupol/
>>66387021
The problem with that is that, according to Luc Lemay, Steeve Hurdle was the one writing the fucked up jazz shit. Luc was more of a classically trained musician, which also shows up in Obscura, and if I'm being honest, is probably more influential in their sound. But the difference between Obscura and FWTH is Steeve Hurdle.
And interviews with Hurdle are difficult to find because he's dead.
>>66386630
Same reason Loveless, ITAOTS and that one Sigur Ros album are token indie pics for metalheads I guess.
>>66387221
>/mupol/
>>66386630
because obscura and UP are simply two of the best metal albums. the other ones are because memes
>>66387072
Nespithe has more than wacky imagery. There's very unusual songwriting, a weird approach to melody and harmony, and very unique cyclical riffing styles.
I'm not denying that the band clearly had a sense of humor, but that doesn't mean the music doesn't have merit.
>>66387313
Pritz would make the tech death album of the decade if their agency let them
>>66387151
Nah, it's shite. But I dig Psyence Fiction, that one Burial album and a few Hip-Hop ones so it's not just me being arbitrarily dismissive or hating the blacks or whatever.
>>66387364
Oh no I'm not saying it's a bad album. It's very unique in most aspects even today and the songwriting is top-notch. All the albums posted by that guy originally are great.
He just asked why they're so popular with teenage posers trying to be avant-garde and I put forward a possible reason.
>>66387429
Oh okay, I get that now.
>>66387378
Youre a good guy
>>66387247
>tfw you rated all these with at least 4.5 stars
>>66387247
Depeche Mode is *the* non-metal token band for metalheads
>>66385395
Behexen - The Poisonous Path
>>66387571
lol
>>66386918
Norway
>>66386918
Murrican.
>there was a time when sweden was absolutely based and uncucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw4bGBDKrPs
>At this point, I think we’ve told you, like, a gajillion times that you should be reading Robb Flynn’s ‘The General Journals’ (you can subscribe here). Flynn is always intelligent, passionate, and unflinchingly honest in his writing… even when it may not be to his benefit.
>Read Flynn’s latest editorial, about #BlackLivesMatter, below. Great, if unsurprising, news: unlike some metal musicians, Flynn isn’t a total yutz! I sincerely hope he reaches the hearts and minds of some metal fans out there. I mean, if he can’t do it, I dunno who can.
Metalsucks needs to implode and be reborn. I want to read about metal, not social issues.
>>66387713
How did I know that the link you posted would be Memebaton
>>66387564
I can confirm that I'm a metalhead and DM is one of my all time favourite bands
>>66387763
cuz ur a meme master ;^)
>>66384736
He's a fan of Autechre either way so that's good.
>>66384812
Autechre - elseq 1-5
>>66384990
They can't handle Autechre transcending music and humanity on elseq 1-5.
>>66385013
Autechre - elseq 1-5
>>66385395
Deathsp-uhhh I mean
Autechre - elseq 1-5
>>66385424
Autechre of course
>>66385429
Autechre - elseq 1-5
>>66385758
Not as good as Autechre
>>66386288
Autechre has caused a rift in the music world through elseq 1-5 so there's all sorts of weird crossover cuz music genres are btfod
>>66387161
Listen to Autechre then. Not even humanly possible to actually play and compose elseq 1-5
>>66387175
Irrelevant in a post-elseq Autechre world.
>DESTINAY IS CARRING YOU
>AND YOU DON'T BERIEVE
What did he mean by this?
>>66387738
What the fuck is a yutz? Is that Jew slang or something?
>>66387841
Oh hey what up
>>66387841
>>66387859
it's metalsucks what do you think
>>66387901
Yeah just ignore him, he's shitposted here a couple times
>>66387901
more like Autechre speaks
>>66387932
ba dum tsh
>>66387786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxUpJSGpCWM
My favorite track of theirs desu
>>66387932
Holy kek
>>66387970
>not Never let me Down or In Your Room
can somebody please post that nip metal chart
>>66387901
>>66387926
>Autechre brings newfound love of kpop and funk Carioca to metal
>autism speaks
When God fed the 5000, many of them were ungrateful to him, too.
>>66387878
Hello. Keep transcending, brother.
>>66387901
One of the worst shitpost era here, trying so hard to meme some shit band and nobody cares to take the shit covered bait
>>66388018
You keep on transcending too, brother.
>>66388020
Wut
>>66388014
Here you go desu
>>66388020
>being on the wrongest side of history when change is happening all around him
i haven't been on /metal/ in about 5 months
whats the consensus for aoty?
>>66388020
The problem is you're using shitposting techniques from a bygone era. /metal/'s really been on the avant-garde of shitposting since late 2015, and your style is played out
>>66388107
>/metal/
>consensus
>>66388107
Fallujah - 93
>>66388107
By far.
>>66385747
Oh shit, I really like this. What other albums are like this?
More tasty prog like pic related?
I've already checked out DGM and Epysode
>>66388121
>avant garde of shitposting
>only just shit on whatever new bands gets a ton of love
/metal/'s shitposting has gotten as stale as the genre itself.
Thankfully Autechre's here to save us all.
>>66388128
At least everyone loves Autechre here whether they admit it or not.
Hipsters ruined everything good and nice, not only in metal, but the world as a whole.
We need to take some actions.
I guess this is general music related but I only really listen to metal so im posting here. If I really just want the best sound quality should I be looking into vinyl or is it really nostalgia that blinds people? Does anyone have a record player themselves?
>>66388187
listen to the other Tempel album asap
>>66388107
there is no consensus but I really liked the Cobalt, Spinebreaker, Schammasch, Horseburner, Death Fortress and Messa
>>66388121
I really do need to take my shitposting to the next level, it's just that /meal/ is so much on the cutting edge that I struggle to even keep up
>>66388277
vinyl quality is indistinguishable from 320 cbr. The speakers or headphones you use are more important
>>66388272
get rid of those darn Ess Jay Dubuyas while you're at it too
>>66388239
can't find a place to listen to elseq 1-5. If you link one I will listen to all of it.
>>66388277
you should be looking into $lamz
NOW WHERE MY BULLDOZERS AT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYSIglEficA
>>66388308
this, and if your headphones aren't absolutely top tier you can go way below 320 and not hear the difference
>>66388075
Why is Concerto Moon so fucking underrated? I don't understand, they released arguably among the best neoclassical power metal albums.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-31APl36vE
>>66388289
Do you have a download link for either one? I looked for Steps on Realm of Metal but the file is no longer there
>>66386216
>alimony
>>66388272
Hipsters have yet to even truly touch Autechre cuz it's too difficult for them to comprehend greatness on that level.
>>66388277
>inferior physical music
There's a reason elseq doesn't have a physical release. Music is moving past such outdated shit; it only helps that it doesn't even sound as good as digital.
>>66388344
Please don't enable a blatant shitposter
>>66388075
the Gargoyle album should be Furebumi imo. it's probably their thrashiest. Misogi would work too.
>>66388344
>>66388375
https://autechre.bleepstores.com/release/73330-autechre-elseq-15
>>66388355
Oh wow, i'm more of a stratovarius kinda guy. That shit's crazy.
>>66387738
Reminder that Grim Kim used to book for Anal Cunt.
>>66388392
ok, so no?
An entire fucking hour of nothing interesting at all
>>66388417
set aside your faggy elf cosplay and fancy keyboards and start investing in some snapback caps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfwDueDd5Ng
>>66388467
Kek I discovered this band from Hipster black metal list of worst albums of the year
>>66388467
Wow, and from the cover art, I would have thought that this was an interesting and dynamic album.
>>66388277
vinyl has better defined lows
>>66388375
Tempel - On the Steps of the Temple
>instrumental metal
http://www9.zippyshare.com/v/PE1kqhm7/file.html
>>66388630
Based anon. Thank you very much.
I know one of you guys can get this:
>>66388484
>tfw you'll never form a Japanese trancecore band with your bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDFD2WopIjY
>>66388700
>trancecore
ew
>you will never form a Japanese cybergrind project in your basement by yourself
slam
>>66388700
>tfw I actually like some of the riffs in this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-SQqppuGvc
>>66388375
Tempel - The Moon Lit Our Path
>instrumental, riff-heavy metal
http://www109.zippyshare.com/v/ShwsfLlM/file.html
track 3 cuts off short for reasons unknown