Favorite Kanye Line
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"I always had a Ph.D.: a Pretty Huge Dick"
"And bow so hard until your knees hit your forehead"
Barry Bonds. Graduation
Breathe In, Breathe Out. College Dropout.
"You ever seen.... Wreck it Ralph?"
"You tellin me, they dont look at me like the motha fuckin glithch?"
that first line isn't even original
and I don't get why you like the second one
"Mayonnaise colored benz, I push miracle whips."
Bit more than just a line, but this is by far my favourite.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
"Oh my god, is that a black card?"
I turned around and replied, "Why yes
But I prefer the term African American Express"
>>66381300
Oh man thats great
>>66380842
I think it's just the way he says them. Especially the first one. It's like he thinks he said the funniest thing ever.
>you can go ahead and sneeze, my presence blessed you
"Choke a South Park writer with a fish stick"
Fucking Gold
>>66383294
how the fuck do you choke someone with a fish stick? the fish stick would have to be fucking huge.
>>66383489
P.h.S pretty huge stick
Honestly this:
"She find pictures in my email
I sent this bitch a picture of my dick
I don't know what it is with females
But I'm not too good at that shiT."
you got too many urkels on your team thats why your winslow
>>66383733
The only time Kayne's made me feel
>>66378415
they claim you never know whatcha got til it's gone, I know I got it I dunno what yall on
so put me on with these hoes, homie, he told me
don't rush to get grown, drive slow, homie
>that assonance
Best:
"But this bastards flow will bash your skull,
And I will cut your girl like pastor dro,
And I don't usually smoke but pass the dro,
And I won't give you that money that you askin for,
Why you think me and dame cool? We assholes, that's why we hear yo music getting fastfowed,
cuz we don't wanna hear that weak shit no more!"
"Yo kwa she don't believe me please pick up the line.
She gone think that I'm lyin.
Just spit a couple of lines,
and maybe I'll be able to give her dick all the time,
And get her high"
And kwa Bodied his verse too
>>66385173
*Pastor Tro
And commons verse on my way home is great but him on this song is so cringy
>I had a dream I could buy my way to heaven
>When I awoke, I spent that on a necklace
>I wish this song would really come ture
>i admit i still fantasize about you
>eatin asian pussy i need was sweet and sour sauce
>Who killing them in the UK, everybody going to say "you, K"
>She told the director she tryna get in a school
>He said “take them glasses off and get in the pool”
>Top 5 MCs, you ain't gotta remind me
>Top 5 MCs: you gotta rewind me
I made Jesus Walks, I'm never going to hell
Couture level flow is never going on sale
Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses
Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive
I get it custom, you a customer
You ain't accustomed to going through customs
You ain't been nowhere, hah?
And all the ladies in the house got them showing off
I’m done I'll hit you up maña...nah!
>Now if I fuck this model
"Trips to Maui, out of town I was outty/ rock so much Polo they started to call me Ralphie"
four in the morning
and I'm zoning
they say I'm possessed
It's an omen
i keep it 300
like the roman
300 bitches, where's the trojans?!
BABY WE LIVIN'
IN THE MOMENT
I'VE BEEN A MENACE
FOR THE LONGEST
BUT I AIN'T FINISHED
I'M DEVOTED
AND YOU KNOW IT
AND YOU KNOW IT
AH!
So follow me up cause this shit 'bout to go (DOWN)
I'm doing 500, I'm outta control (NOW)
But there's nowhere to go (NOW)
And there's no way to slow (DOWN)
If I knew what I knew in the past
I would've been blacked out on your ass
they're so cheesy and ridiculous that they're genius
better than some of mc ride's purposely ridiculous lyrics
What's a black beetle anyway? A fuckin roach? I guess that's why they got me sittin here in fucking Coach.
>>66383733
oh god not again
"And I was just a virgin, a baby
One of the reasons I looked up to him crazy
I used to love to play my demo tape when the system yanked
Felt like I was almost signed when the shit got cranked"
>>66385193
I only like Common when he raps about the plights of black people
"She got a light-skinned friend, looks like Michael Jackson
Got a dark-skinned friend, looks like Michael Jackson"
"Slightly scratch your Corolla
Okay I crashed your Corolla"
"I wanna fuck you hard on the sink
After that get you something to drink
Step back, can't get spunk on the mink
I mean, damn what would Jeromey-romey-romey-rome think?"
"Now if I fuck this model, and shel just bleached her asshole
And I get bleach on my t-shirt, Imma feel like an asshole"
>>66383489
put it down there throat..
>>66378415
I've always suspected that Kanye is lying about his sexual abilities. What else could be making him act so weird when he has an otherwise fine life?
Have you ever had sex with a Pharaoh?
I put the pussy in a sarcophagus
Fresh air, rollin' down the window
Too many Urkels on your team, that's why your wins low
