Post some /mu/ wisecracks and general jokes / gaffes / one liners / ie.
>family;
>can't live with em, can't live without em
21 pilots? More like, 20 DUMB pilots.
>music
>more like poo-sic
>>66362145
LMFAO
And I said that's not Trout Mask Replica playing! That's my wife!
What do you call a beetle with wings?
PAUL MCCARTNEY
autechre? i hardly know her!
>rivers cuomo?
>more like rivers cum no-no
Jason
Wait for it
Aldean
Q: What is KISS's favorite song?
A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCEL1WwizWA
>>66362432
kek
>>66362599
i'd just like to let you know you made me happy with this (You) because i had to look through my music folder to find an artist with "er" at the end and im glad it paid off
>>66362653
Spent this afternoon burying my grandfather. It's been a very grim day, but this made me laugh. Thanks for the laugh.
>>66362707
happy to help buddy, and sorry for your loss
>>66362729
Thank you. I appreciate it.
:-)
>>66361951
>wisecrack
I think there's a different CRACK in that image huehue
So, uh... I was at a record store, right? Anyone in the audience ever been to a record store? C'mon lets have a show of hands, c'mon. *pause to allow audience to raise hands* Hmm okay, that's quite a few of you. Yeah, record stores are great, huh? Well, um, anyway I was at a record store, yeah, and uh... I was in the record store and this man walks past me. And he was, uh, wearing a shirt with this crazy pattern on it and it, uh, looked as if it was moving. It was like a, um, uh, a kinda leafy kinda pattern which made me kinda dizzy just looking at it. So, I said to him, uh, I said where'd ya get that shirt? He says to me it's an, ah, an Animal Collective shirt! *pause for the audience to react* Some of you have heard of them, yeah? Not me! He, uh, said it was from the album called, um... Maryland Post Pavillion! I still didn't know who these guys were so when I went home I typed into my, uh, into youtube I typed "Animal Collective" and the top result was a song called "My Girls", okay. Boy, that was an awful song! Thank you all, you've been a fantastic audience! Goodnight!
>>66362783
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