ITT: Albums if you see in anybody's RYM 5.0s you automatically disregard their opinion on everything
pic fucking related
>>66354307
y desertshore is 11/10
>>66354307
that's a great album though
>>66354331
agreed, somewhat. it's an 'emperors new clothes' record that people like because it's super underground
>>66354457
agreed, it's a 9 and nothing else
I-I'm really into trad, I swear guys!
>>66354307
That's an oddly specific one. Why?
>>66354481
There is literally ONE 5.0 star rating for this album.
>>66354489
Its a favorite among quote unquote avant-teens
>20 rock albums
>3 pop albums
>1 trad album (Exuma probably)
>2 jazz albums (Mingus and Coltrane)
>Maybe one Classical performance
>>66354604
come on it's a good album
not a 5 but still pretty good
lol
>>66354619
It's a pain in the ass to rate classical on RYM unless you add everything yourself
When most of their black metal 4.5s and 5s are any combination of the following: deafheaven, burzum, agalloch, ulver, panopticon, drudkh
>>66354700
Oh, also silencer and maybe dissection
>>66354720
Man silencer is hot garbage. Why do people like that stuff?
If im going to listen to suicidal black metal im gonna do it right and listen to shining
>>66354745
Hipsters like the back story. Same reason they like burzum. Mayhem is usually too intense for them tho .
>>66354745
>If im going to listen to suicidal black metal im gonna do it right
There is no way to do it right.
anything Cardiacs over a 4.0
DSOTM 5.0
Sunbather above a 3.5
>>66354660
what if I have the other BCD comp instead
>>66354307
>>66354457
>>66354514
kill yourself these are all fantastic albums
>>66354589
this one is good
>>66354814
this guy is right, fuck reddit floyd it's the baby boomer equivalent to radiohead. Dumbed down concepts.
may I add an inb4 to some faggot who thinks Zappa hasn't made at least one five star album
>>66354745
Shining isn't even black metal, it's literally cock rock with a few slow sections for muh atmosphere
>>66354331
Great album but not a 5
>>66354331
>>66354352
I enjoy LRD, and that has nothing to do with it being "edgy" or anything, I think their sound is very enjoyable from time to time. Still it's definitely not a 5, of course
>>66354831
only marginally better
The insecurity ITT is hilarious
>>66354604
What the fuck are avant-teens anyway?
Why do you people spend time on rym? I've never had a profile, so I don't have to get angry and let it out in stupid threads like this one.
kys
>>66354888
https://rateyourmusic.com/collection/exitsense/r5.0
https://rateyourmusic.com/collection/crosshatches/r5.0
>>66354884
>triggered
>>66354888
Everything autistic people don't like. See: embryo
>>66354457
>>66354331
holy shit you guys are plebs. I would say to leave /mu/ but its mostly plebs on here anyway.
Sufjan Stevens
Animal collective
XTC
>>66354937
why are you talking about yourself? yeah I know you're triggered by other people's ratings but come on
>>66354307
>>66354457
>>66354514
>>66354589
The amount of plebs on this board never seizes to astonish me.
another thing that triggers me is when they rate black metal and old-school heavy metal albums highly but give every Cannibal Corpse album 2 stars or less.
>>66354967
>le thread pointing out plebs
>"I-I'm not a pleb guys. Y-you all are just insecure!"
>>66354995
ok kid
>>66354307
Nothing.
Each person has his own taste, and making assumptions about said person's taste on ratings alone is dumb.
Reviews are better to get a grip on how that person thinks and what he values as a listener.
Anything by the Beatles or Radiohead.
>>66354982
CC are just middle of the road death metal. not bad, not good. 2.0 or 2.5 sounds about right
>>66354846
epic pink floyd sux contrarian maymay
The Ark Work
>>66355033
reddit is that away my man
>>66355015
>Obscura is the only metal album in their 5s
>Every other metal album they've rated is <3.5
>>66354957
Fuck off poser
>>66354331
>>66354307
>>66354660
>>>/reddit/
>>66354846
>>66355051
>>66354972
Retarded avant-teen kill yourself
Literally anything that could be described as "/mu/core"
>>66354307
nah
>>66354331
depends
>>66354457
depends
>>66354514
depends
>>66354589
yes
>>66354660
usually
>>66355038
absolutely
>>66355015
usually
>>66354964
yes
>>66354961
sufjan no anco yes
>>66354814
sunbather is fucking great lol but otherwise ya
>>66354700
drudkh and early ulver no, everything else yeah
>>66354619
more than like 5 rock albums and less than 5 jazz albums is a no
mine has gotta be the Twin Peaks soundtrack. instant red flag
anything by ABBA or AC/DC
>>66355084
fuck off rym drone
LRD are the quintessential poseur band
>>66354700
Black metal sucks
>>66355084
hahahahah this has to be the most unintentionally funny post I've read in a couple of days
>>66355026
2 is more like a higher estimate for thos type of ratings. Usually it's a string of 1s and 1.5s for CC. Also, they are definitely not middle of the road death metal unless the only death metal you like is le avant-garde or boundary pushing stuff.
>>66355101
>sunbather is fucking great
>>66355112
t. embryo
itt: people thinking that an album not being a 5 means it is a bad album.
>>66355131
i dont think anyone unironically thinks this is a 5.
>>66355101
For the metal ones, I didn't mean those bands are bad. Just that when they appear together in that way it means "I don't like metal."
>>66355232
>>66355217
>>66355175
why these choices?
>>66355197
itt: people thinking that other people only have an album on their 5.0s because they think it is perfect
>>66355101
>mine has gotta be the Twin Peaks soundtrack
Why? just curious
>>66355149
what's wrong with this one
>>66355291
itt: fuck u
>>66355293
It's not very good. People rating it that high are only doing it because they like the show. And we all know how terrible Twin Peaks fans are.
>>66355378
first one that is correct
people who 5.0 this don't listen to jazz too much
this should be fun
>>66354307
4.0
>>66354331
5.0
>>66354562
4.5
>>66355106
4.5
>>66355131
3.5
>>66355217
4.5
>>66355232
4.5
>>66355241
4.0
>>66355101
>twin peaks soundtrack
4.5
a lot of good albums being posted here, if these are considered bad then i really want to see what you people have as 5.0s so i can listen to them, they must be amazing
but usually when i go to the profiles of people who rate my 5.0s low they have 5.0s with shit like arcade fire and i exit out with a laff
>>66355396
this
>muh virtuosity
>muh solos
>muh mysticism
>>66355421
great, another LRDfag
>>>/rym/
>>66355421
>poseurs in charge of being self-aware
Kek.
>>66355378
This, its a good album but not 5.0 material.
>>66355448
not just LRD, the jap psych/noise rock scene in general is one of my favorite
>>66355455
if i'm a poseur then i'm fine with it because i love the music associated with it, the poseur chart getting thrown around and the albums that get called poseur are all amazing
>>66355464
4.5
>>66355378
4.0
>>66355396
kys
Big Star
>>66355175
Don't even have these as 5s, but these are good albums, why do you think they fit this thread?
>>66355579
>>66355149
Forgot this one
>>66355579
Poseurdom is bad for you.
gotta love the reddit invasion
time to abandon the board I guess
>>66355603
>reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit
Please don't turn this into /tv/ 2.0, learn to speak without buzzwords
>>66355566
This
Boring folk-rock revival band that only has the critical success and indie influence it has because they were obscure due to a label fuckup and that one dude killed himself
REM, indie folk, and jangle pop wouldn't exist if Big Star became mainstream like they were supposed to, because then it wouldn't be cool to copy that style
>>66355601
Can you give an answer that doesnt have a /mu/ meme in it?
>>66355622
buzzword is a buzzword
>>66355646
good album, but half the songs on it are boring filler and Plant can't sing for shit
overrated because it was popular, just like the Beatles
>>66355579
>>66355597
>>66355643
xernon you are one of the main people responsible for turning grim and ramleh into a meme here through /noise/
reap what you've sown desu
>>66355622
it may be a buzzword but it's so true it's not even funny at this point.
Reddit and tumblr cross posters are usually the ones to fuck up the quality of each board with their shit taste and demand for safer and friendlier spaces.
It's literally best for everyone if they go back to their hug boxes because you just destroy the semblance of quality on boards while also demanding the same rules of the other website you fucking use.
This board is fucking terrible because of all the anti-taste and "'''"ironic""""" pop music threads.
>>66355643
>Can you give an answer that doesnt have a /mu/ meme in it?
Is this the new meme?
>>66355677
i hope going to california isn't filler in your mind cuz that's a great song
>>66355687
Hey now, i havent even talked about em in a while. Besides, the "meme" album i'm accused of getting too popular was the vomir split. Thats the only one i'll take blame for, anonfriend.
>>66355716
/mu/ had no quality standards, not ever
infact if you look a bit deeper into a lot of the albums posted ITT and the little sub-communities on this board with which they are popular, you will realize that their fans tend to have close ties to tumblr, not their detractors
>Reddit and tumblr cross posters are usually the ones to fuck up the quality of each board with their shit taste and demand for safer and friendlier spaces.
>whining about imagined people demanding safe spaces while throwing a fit about people mocking music that you like and accusing them of being outsiders shitting up YOUR safe space
lmao
the mindless antagonism and memes in threads like these is far closer to vintage /mu/ than whatever fantasy "quality" version of the board you are living in
>>66355839
At least you've completely outed yourself as a newfag and probable crossposting fuck.
Congrats.
>>66355856
lmao butthurt poser
>>66355783
xernon i've been keeping an eye on /noise/ since it started, grim's meme status is 100% your doing
it all snowballed from how much you posted folk music in those threads, deal with it
and ramleh's meme status is /noise/'s doing in general, because it was one of like 10 noise albums which people posting in /noise/ early on knew about .so they spammed it anywhere and everywhere in hopes that people would see them as patrician and underground for it
>>66355856
You sound like such an embarrassing adolescent, fucking hell
>>66355856
you're a fucking idiot lmao
>>66355906
lmao cancerous pleb corssposter
lmao you completely ruined this site
lmao memes lmao
>>66355921
You sound like you have a cunt.
>>66355937
Oh man. You went too far with that hot insult.
>>66355919
Actually you know what, i can probably see that, i recall sharing the comp edition of it with the extra tracks, Folk Songs for an Obscure Race. Idk man, grim hasnt been talked about in a while since Maha came out.
>>66355940
>cunt
Woah lads, I think he means business. He ACTUALLY said it. The "C" word. He. ACTUALLY. Said it. I apologise for my irreverence, o great mouthbreathing adolescent spastic, o great cheeto-muncher; my pot-bellied liege. Allow me to bow to your subtle subversions, your iconoclastic humour, your masterful ability to bludgeon the zeitgeist to near-death, sir. May we bask in the resplendent glow of your nihilism.
>>66356063
Holy shit. This some quality entertainment.
So does 5.0 mean 5 stars or 5.0/10
>>66355501
>>66355464
>>66355184
>>66356185
thread has been good
HOWEVER these are good albums
>>66355783
oh my
i've tried contacting him on skype recently to no avail cuz months ago i figured out this new spergy trip (unty) was actually someone i used to talk to on an occasional basis.
idk what happened with him exactly. he's fairly intelligent but i think what happened is that he lapped up /r9k/ mentalities for too long and it caused his field of vision to shrink to near-claustrophobic volumes, which explains why he's so fucking angry and frustrated. a proper outlet that isn't this shithole would be fantastic for him but he isn't very willing to talk unfortunately.
>>66356234
>hurrrr
>all da albums that perhaps require some thinkin or analysis or leaving my comfort zone r bad
>hurrrrrrr
>all da cookie-cutter entry level dross is good
>hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>66354647
>not a 5 but still pretty good
stay pleb
also, not an album, but 212
>>66356280
>registers on RYM once
>>66356250
>xus being an arbiter on intelligence
Pet Sounds
Any Beatles
Any AC/DC
Weezer
The Smiths
Joy Division
>>66356182
>anon sitting next to everyone that agrees with him.gif
>>66356305
>hurrrrrrrr
>meme
>hurrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>66355218
i disregard anyone who gives this a 0.5 or 1.0
>>66356315
The deceased can't agree with anything, due to being deceased. Are you a fucking moron?
>>66356315
>threatening death on everyone who agrees with anon
>>66356344
the joke
your head
waste of dubs desu
>>66355218
I agree it's not even music
>>66354331
look it's by no means perfect, and with all the memes surrounding LRD, I can understand someone actively hating it, especially since for what it's built up to be, it's fairly underwhelming... but this album was there for me when I was alone wandering through the streets of Melbourne at 4 in the morning after 2 hours of bad sleep in an uncomfortable hostel 2nd bunk, I have a sentimental attachment to it
same goes for >>66355232 albeit under vastly different circumstances in Indonesia at night in the back alley markets and later on the cab ride back 'home'
sorry for the fairly pretentious style of narrative
>>66355464
yeah actually go fuck yourself
>>66356280
more like
>all the solid classics are good
>all the *visits rym once* -core poseur albums are bad
>>66356250
>he's fairly intelligent but i think what happened is that he lapped up /r9k/ mentalities for too long
this is rich coming from you, you fucking sperg
>>66354307
If someone goes to that site I disregard their opinion.
>>66354331
7/10
>>66354457
7/10
>>66354514
6/10
>>66354589
4/10
>>66354660
have listened to the first comp, 3/10
>>66355106
6/10
>>66355131
3/10
>>66355149
5/10
>>66355174
6/10
>>66355184
7/10
>>66355223
3/10
>>66355232
4/10
>>66355259
4/10
>>66355396
7/10
>>66355464
actual 10 congratulations
>>66355486
3/10
>>66355501
4/10
>>66355536
1/10
>>66355646
3/10
>>66356185
7/10
>>66356296
i mean i listened to visions and it was 1/10
>>66356376
>all the albums extensively researched and curated by geniuses of music such as crosshatches, hardboiledbabe, and AntiWarhol, are bad
>all the /mu/core is good
>>66356376
LMAOing at how fucking embarrassing you are
>>66356453
you have shit taste
>>66356363
cringe
>>66356488
actually wrong
>>66356495
;)
>>66356326
>tearfully masturbates to hardboiledbabe once
>>66356453
>MBDTF
>7/10
You IRL
>>66356310
that's the end then
useless post
>>66356430
what part exactly cuz there's nothing to work on if you're just going to hide behind unwarranted playing field-leveling as if i'm berating unty here
>>66356296
Notice the lack of response, thread is full of poptimists calling various noise/experimental albums "entry level".
Like wow you guys advanced your taste to the point of enjoying commercialised safe choices written by whole offices of people, great for you
>>66356520
what made you come to that conclusion?
that's actually not me IRL if you were wondering
>>66356510
:)
btw Long Season is objectively a 10/10
:)
>>66356532
you're the embodiment of r9k mentality
>>66356434
The only correct answer
>>66356506
haha, got me there, ok I'll go back to shitposting the same albums over and over accompanied by the flavour of the month meme
>>66356562
ill listen to it again just for you anon, though i wont (99.9 percent i wont) ever give it a 10 :))
>>66356599
:)))
0.1% tho
:)))
>>66356593
>guise I been through some shit and these musics helped me overcome dark moments. I'm deep and complicated lol
>>66356668
nah, but feeling sentimental attachment to an album totally makes you a tryhard caricature of a person
god why do I post here, everyone is so full of themselves
>>66356532
you're so incredibly dull
>>66356709
thats his "thing"
i actually enjoy most of the albums in this thread quite a bit and the ones i don't know look like good recommendations
love you all, keep enjoying music boys, no fun otherwise
>>66356706
/mu/ is just banter, but it can be toxic sometimes. Don't take the opinions here seriously, most likely just a snarky 16 year old dweeb
>>66354307
this is literally the greatest album ever made
name a better song than All That Is My Own, I fucking dare you
>>66356789
>memes
>"true"
>actual picks
>"nah"
>>66356767
I fucking love this kind of person, godspeed
negativity is for plens
>>66356836
t. (you)
>>66354525
lol its prbably him
pic related
also, Stupid Hoe and anything by Future
>>66355536
>>66355689
>>66356185
>>66356296 (on both)
agree with these
>>66356789
literally an avant-teen
>>66356789
if you switch the Nah and the true this is pretty good
>>66356789
good going, mallgoth
Having more than 35 5.0s
>>66355396
Name something better then?
>>66355396
Lol that's one of like three flawless albums I've heard (the other two being Laughing Stock and Feels. You probably think those are bad too, though.)
>>66354961
Sufjan no AnCo yes
>>66355015
(you)
>>66355501,>>66355536,>>66355646
True: these are 8 or 9 out of 10 albums
>>66356296
Does anyone actually have this as a 5.0?
>>66356314
(you)
>>66357341
pleb detected
i bet you have less than 3k ratings
>>66357522
>Does anyone actually have this as a 5.0?
yes, epithalamion, ukrayf, boundaryfuss to name a few
also, Thehorbgorbler gave it 4.5
>>66357655
>these vermin users
lterrible human beings that cheapen everything they profess to enjoy by association
>>66354888
>>66357655
Hyperbole, dude.
suburban white boy rap (e.g. kanye, young thug)
entry level teen indie (e.g. grimes, sufjan, anything /r/indieheads-tier)
>>66355464
do me a personal favor and kill yourself.
>>66354604
That's because it's a great fucking album. It's no Chelsea Girl, though... Let's be real.
>>66357724
This image is bait but the albums on the top row aren't avant-garde by any stretch of the word. Furthermore, the term "avant-teen" comes from "teens" who listen to "avant-garde" music, and the "teen" part has nothing to do with the characteristics of the music.
>>66357724
Those are all great albums in their own right
Christ I hate this "avant-teen" meme
>>66357341
This is why I stopped using RYM. It's just embarrassing how many 5.0s I have.
