1 billion hours in mspaint - Edition
Ye Olde Thread: >>66341029
perkele
>>66349958
So I don't know if this has been discussed, but Deströyer 666 tried to pick a fight with the audience at their latest gig in Denmark, involving Warslut opening with a 'fuck you' to the audience; the show being stopped because he had a problem with someone from the audience wearing an antifa mask, although it wasn't clear whether the problem was with antifa or the mask; Warslut lamenting the decline of viking patriarchal society into modern matriarchal society, and with beer being thrown and an audience member ascending the stage to fight Warslut
Then this
What did he mean by this?
>>66350057
sorry for the normalfag the and profile pic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huOhqgYAKDY
I just discovered pls no bully
>>66350095
fuck off, frogshit
>>66350095
Is that corsetcore?
>super qt girl with nice bod at my workplace and i have no clue how to make her to like me
Metal for this feel?
>>66350122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndFF-8Rdc1A
>>66350113
somehow but the less plebeian corsetcore
Post creepy-fus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LQpR4eur8g
>>66350214
Grimes
Sky Ferreira
Lavren
etc...
Looking unkempt and unhealthy and creepy is very trendy nowadays, especially among girls.
Favourite song by the most underrated of the big 4
>>66350278
Caralho Voador
>>66350057
Based as fuck. And it proves how virulent the hipster/SJW infection of metal has become.
>>66350057
>blah blah i was drunk sorry senpaitachi
untrve poseur
>>66349958
Beautiful
>>66350354
This.
>>66350354
>mfw I have to kill fast and Anthrax too slow
>>66350278
This has a slightly more progressive-ish feel to it. It's a step in another direction, but it's still pretty good.
>>66350404
fugg, forgot to post image
>>66350301
>muh sjw boogeyman
>>>/v/
>>66350433
No, I agree with him. They completely pussy out the whole scene of metal.
>>66350354
>>66350398
Is there even one band that's more METAL THRASHING MAD than FASTKILL?
>>66350398
thank you for this awesome thrash band. Many <3
>>66350479
F A S T K I L L
>>66350278
Indians, but Caught in a Mosh is also based live.
>>66350433
Please leave, tumblr.
>these are the days our lives will change
>and time will not remain
>these are the days right before our eyes
>WE SEE OUR WORLDS COLLIDE
>>66349958
>spurdo
>metal
it´s not 2010 anymore grandpa
>>66350656
Yeah it is
>>66350656
>>66350681
abibas?
>>66350656
Post your favorite countries /metal/-wise
Canada
France
Poland
Honorable mention to Ukraine and Japan.
>>66350656
>
>>66350724
no, fuck you, it's Sweden.
>>66350724
Binland
Binland
Binland
>>66350724
SUOMI
U
O
M
I
>>66350757
Seriously? Sweden? Are you memeing or something?
>>66350301
Deströyer 666 are shit though and the back-pedalling was gay, but the sentiment being shared is true enough
Still, they were playing at a metal festival, and these are always shit. I'm not even that big of a trvefxg, but these people are poseurs
The festival in question even had cover bands attend
>>66350724
Germany
Czech Republic
Poland
Norway
>>66350787
forgot to add: they are shit and attract the worst segments of the metal 'community', so why you'd throw a tantrum there I don't get
Whats good metal like pantera or edge of sanity?
halfway through, pretty interesting so far. digging the bass really much.
>>66350845
Exhorder
>>66350724
>>66350724
japan
iceland
france
germany
I cannot into Batlord
>>66350971
it's very cool goth rock with very groovy riffs, what's not too like?
>>66350724
Sweden
Finland
>>66350996
I think it's because the majority of music I like is heavily derivative of Bathory or bands inspired by Bathory, resulting in Bathory sounding relatively basic and uninteresting... I am sorry
>>66351058
What does Bathory have to do with Batlord?
And while we're at it, what does Batlord have to do with /metal/?
Holy Fuck gravewurm is amazing.
>>66351100
It is too complicated to explain to you
>>66351107
He understands but you don't.
I'M ALREADY DEAAAD
THAT'S HOW I SURVIVE
I'M ALREADY DEAAAD
THAT'S WHY I'M ALIVE
>>66351119
That's what a novice would think, yes.
>>66351100
It's shit
>>66351139
No, you don't understand.
Batlord's solos are absolutely fucking rad and they have some of the best riffs of the entire goth rock scene, but it's technically not metal.
absolutely
fucking
rad
>>66351166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70PSKCffOlI&t=1m57s
what is the most xXxUnh0lyS4t4NxXx riff out there
>>66350724
finland and iceland
>>66351131
bled*
ow the edge
>>66351178
floods
>>66351178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-QaFWURsMU
>>66351177
Even Danko Jones sounds better
>>66351178
Through Black Fog Burns the Eyes of the Devil
>>66351178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9qJJFNveJI
How the fuck does anyone get off to listening to Ghost?
I finally got the opportunity to attend one of their concerts to see what all the hype was about, and it was corny as fuck
>I can feel the thunder that's breaking in your heart
Lyrical genius
>>66351298
Ghost is hipster incarnate.
>>66351298
ghost is some scooby doo shit
>>66350724
Sweden
Binland
Norway
UK
>>66351298
What kind of joyless fuck are you?
It's genuinely just good fun. They have some good throwback style riffs, and the goofy, gimmicky scooby doo satanist shit is entertaining. They're not trying to plumb the human depths of experience or anything. It's just entertainment.
>>66351310
Hating on them because they're not kvlt enough is way more hipster in my opinion.
>>66350724
USA
Sweden
Finland
Russia
>>66351377
Their satanist shit is obviously inconsistent as fuck, and if I want accessible satanism I'll listen to Behemoth
>>66351377
i only like year zero
>>66351298
they appeal to the same demographic that thinks babymetal is unironically good and have never listened to Black Sabbath
tl;dr posers like them, posers form the bulk of metal listeners, hence Ghost are much more popular than they ought to be
>>66351484
why is hhh so qt t b h
>>66351488
> you will cross the haptic gnosis with HHH while he holds your hand
metal for this feel?
>>66351416
Behemoth isn't exactly accessible lad.
F U N
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta-Z_psXODw
>>66351506
only for posers
>>66351506
3 DAYS LADS
>>66351506
this is very accessible, yet it's not particularly bad
>>66351506
Yes, they are.
>>66350724
England, America, Germany and Japan.
>>66351510
the only good '''''fun'''''' metal is kvelertak
>>66351544
you accidentally typed in too many quotation marks
>>66351554
It's a meme you dip
>>66351539
Are you genuinely this deluded that this ~50 dude-circlejerk that is /mu/ extends to any sort of community out there, let alone normies and run of the mill metalheads?
>>66351570
what does that have to do with behemoth being accessible or not?
>>66351506
they literally played OzzFest
they're half a step beneath Dimmu Borgir on the mainstream scale
>>66351589
They are not as accessible as you think.
>band's selling point is female vocals
>>66351635
>vocals
>>66351635
>band's selling point is being little korean pig-tailed qtp2ts playing speedy black metal
post satanic black thrash holocaustic riffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJBrHoHtvVs
>>66351567
""I was only pretending to be retarded"""
>>66351658
I will never get /meal/ obsession with this cuck
>>66351678
>>66351672
Being new and not recognizing memes doesn't mean someone was pretending to be """"""""""""""retarded"""""""""""""", anon.
>>66350845
Gojira
Im not even memeing check out the way of all flesh
Either ronnie james dio is a poser or you have all been doing the metal horns wrong including myself
>>66351734
are you implying that I stick my thumb out like a pseud when doing the metal horns?
>>66351734
What do you mean, you have thumb open?
>>66351744
No i am implying you do it backwards with your palm towards yourself
>>66351756
I do it with the palm up my ass
>>66350057
I'm seeing D666 tonight in Brooklyn. I really hope he stirs up shit with all the faggy hipsters that go to St. Vitus Bar.
Where were you when Autechre took over /metal/? Truly proving that metal is for children.
>>66342436
>>66352026
You again?
Have fun, I hope you manage to bait even more retards than last time.
>>66351719
Honestly, I was the one pushing that meme originally and you're using it wrong
So we can all agree that this is Lucifugum's best album, right?
>>66352108
sure but that doesn't mean it's good
>>66352108
Sou ds like every other metal band with a lead eho just harahly speaks the lyrics mwtal used to have singers what the fuck happened to that?
>>66352046
The fact that you can't even begin to consider that I am serious about these views further solidifies my point. Back to your Soreption, moron.
um kpopper here, just wanted to share this new metal song from call of duty zombies and wanted to know what you guys think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmEU-VypsHo
inb4
>kpopper
>cawadooty
>>66352192
It's okay
Kpopers are welcome here
>>66350724
Binland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeflkGgu2V4
>>66352192
Yeah, that's cool, man.
>>66352197
thanks man, hope you enjoy the song
>>66352192
that whole drumming style needs to fucking die it's so boring
>>66352197
Are die antwooord fans welcomed if we also like black sabbath and megadeath?
>>66352232
Anybody is welcome
>>66352192
They'll have to accept you. The place has more than accepted Autechre after all.
>>66342436
>>66352159
Quite good.
Did you know that even DMU/deathmetal.org thinks Autechre is amazing? These guys don't even like 99% of the pleb metal that you guys post but love Autechre. That's quite a statement!
http://www.deathmetal.org/review/autechre-ae_live-2015/
how did we go from this
>>66352377
To this?
>>66352377
>>66352385
memes
Weekly reminder that staying fit is the trve way of metal.
>>66351257
literally by the numbers metalcore
Satan would not approve of this faggotry
>>66352479
Nile still kicks ass while many scrawny-cores don't.
>>66352479
>metal says staying fit is the true way
>metal full of fatties and unfit people anyway
>electronic culture with groups like Autechre accept anyone regardless of how they look
>still fitter and hotter than metal people
How will metal ever recover?
>>66352479
Playing scalloped gutiars will do that to you
>>66352515
by you getting a tripcode so we can filter your post ironic shitposting?
>>66352504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju1FiSt0TOY
>>66352515
peter steele.jpg
>>66352515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GrWRojmbZQ
bleep skellies btfo
>>66351178
Pretty much any and all Anaal Nathrakh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cANgIzV7GIM
>>66350724
Finland
UK
Japan
>>66352479
I'll pick my teeth with your bones, skelly fag
>>66351484
I think Babymetal is unironically good, but they are the odd one out when I look at my library
>>66351178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56D0Ns-MtJg
>>66352531
Got no clue what you're talking about kiddo. Trips are for egotistical pricks anyway.
>>66352539
He couldn't even maintain it he died lolololol.
>>66352553
>those undefined biceps and chest
>traps game weak
>gut showing up
>>66351670
band name?
>>66352597
>nechochwen
>essential anything
>mfw yet another day of plebeian shitposting detracting from what is supposed to be patrician /metal/ time
>>66352637
Yeah, it's kind of... boring. I put it on there after it was suggested several times.
>>66352597
What is top right and middle right?
Batlord sounds like if The Zombies played Heavy Metal
>>66352653
I mean, they just do a generic folk pagan atmoshit. They could have fucking done something unique with the native american theme but nope.
>>66352660
Teitanblod, top right
Howls of Ebb, middle right
>>66352264
>go and listen to this
>no heavy metal guitar riffs
not sure how this is supposed to replace heavy metal lad
>>66352192
A complete snoozefest
to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4vFOznjGdw
>>66352730
portentous bullshit
I know it's not METAL METAL but I've been missing the drone scene for a while and I like the kind of large drone guitars in Sleep - Dopesmoker and Swans (without lyrics if it's possible), is there any recent essential-core?
>>66352763
Try Omega Massif.
>>66352730
absolutely nothing from the sounds of it.
>>66352763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9ZiU7ahZso
They do have lyrics but you won't be able to make any of em out.
right wing metal
What are the best metal bands that formed post-2010 for each genre? death? black? thrash?
what's your opinion /metal/
>>66352814
>>66352773
thank u both these work well but now I've become insatiable and I need MORE to listen to after work
Another perfect example of what I'm looking for is Boris' song Ganbou-Ki off of Amplifier Worship, literally a perfect guitar sound for drone imo, same with Earth2
>>66350301
>leftist band stands up for what they believe
>''dem SJWs can't even separate thei believes from their music, what a bunch of cunts''
>right winf band stand up for what they believe
>''based as fuck dem hipsters had it coming and it proves what i believe somehow''
absolutely laughable, mate
>>66352921
Stick with Sunn O))) discography
>>66352921
Lento
>>66350724
Czech Republic
Bongland
S U O M I
France
Norway
>>66352945
this desu
/pol/ is absolutely pathetic and hypocritical
metal is teh poseur...
>>66352945
tsuuuu so true m8
>>66352945
Berber wisdom
>>66352945
totally bro
>>66352945
>>66353051
>>66353152
>>66353187
tumblr, please leave.
>>66352916
Black Metal hasn't done anything of value in the 2010s
Thrash Metal hasn't done anything of value in a quarter of a century
>>66353187
>he isn't /pol/ therefore he is [group i don't like]
good one, lad
>>66353206
>this is the level of argument /pol/ respond with when they get btfo
>>66352945
Sounds like we've got another dmsharecuck here, lads
>>66353226
i don't either way for instance i'm not a christian but i listen to christian music if its good music i don't care i just thought i'd post a picture to rile you up ;^)
>>66353219
interesting. what's the last good black metal album then?
trying to get a fucking discussion going in this thread instead of shit tier arguments about /pol/
>>66353264
i don't care*
>>66353219
>Black Metal hasn't done anything of value in the 2010s
>>66352597
>Nechochwen
>not Caladan Brood
trash_guy_with_the_face.jpg
>>66352597
Tempel is a 2 piece and is bretty gud.
>>66353375
This.
>le wrong generation
>>66352916
7 H.Target is definitely by favorite death metal band formed in 2010s
ByoNoiseGenerator was formed in 2014, i think, that goes for grindcore (also PSUDOKU's first release was in 2010, but he's a guy who's been active with a lot of other projects before and i can't find when PSUDOKU was actually formed)
Eye of Minerva is another good death metal band formed post 2010
Mesarthim for Atmoblack IMO
>>66352597
Isn't Absurd a duet?
>>66353152
>tsuuuu
what the fuck is that sound actually called?
>>66353428
>>66352597
>Beast in the field is 2man
>Tempel too
neat
>>66352945
I've spent a lot of time on /pol/, and I've never heard them say that. You can criticize it for a lot, but it's usually pretty good about letting dissidents have a voice.
>>66353472
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>66353472
CR7's moth of doom attack noise
>>66353499
>I've spent a lot of time on /pol/
>it's usually pretty good about letting dissidents have a voice
>except when the thread is derailed by an apocalyptic frog death cult revolving about repeating digits
>or posting cuck until the thread is pruned
>or calling the OP a nigger or retarded for merely suggesting that /pol/'s beliefs can be questioned
>or demagogues posting outdated, flawed infographics from the 1920s detailing that the volume of one's skull controls for intelligence
>or shitting on your expensive peer-reviewed bipartisan source because it's co-authored by a (((Jew)))
>or if you make a single spelling error
Other than that, yeah, I agree, /pol/ is a great place to challenge the alt-right
>>66353660
>mfw we lost the euro to cheating alberto barbossas
>>66352487
no, but xXxUnh0lyS4t4NxXx probably would
>>66351298
It feels tongue-in-cheek to me.
They're completely aware that it's just a gimmick, so they have some fun with it.
>>66353219
>Black Metal hasn't done anything of value in the 2010s
What is Sunbather ?
>>66353717
t. mad frog
>>66353845
you guys cheated in the euro so we're going to cheat for the AOTY
watch as critics wank themselves to the vapid shit this is
>>66352597
Would have included Mantar 2bhfam
>>66353833
>>66353883
We didn't cheat at all, the referee sucked, that's the difference.
>>66353898
well critics on magma suck too, i guess we're even
>>66352597
>wittr but no dfhvn
Rec me some good poseurcore lads
>>66353978
There's two other guys in Cuckheaven, but nobody notices because they're ugly and non-White.
>>66352597
Where the f*** is Jucifer?
>>66353833
New Bermuda is better and it's actually metal
>>66352597
where the FUGG is twenty one pilots ????
>>66354197
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO THE GOOD OLD DEEEEYZ
>>66353994
they only joined after the meme
>>66352515
how did we go from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k226LOnrk44
to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xDfOa7paAU
>>66354394
to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUMzjXdB6_4
>>66352730
Utter brilliance is what is happening. Humanity has been transcended.
>>66352763
Autechre - elseq 1-5 has some sick drones on it.
>>66352916
Death - Autechre
Black - Autechre
Doom - Autechre
Thrash - Autechre
Prog - Autechre
Traditional - Autechre
>>66352945
Shut up, furry. You're no better.
>can't even comprehend the Godly Autechre
>tfw your country loses to dirty moors and their women turn lesbian, tounge fucking each other just to spite you
metal for this feel?
>>66354441
gojira - magma
>>66354441
>french team
>not dirtier moors
Check your reality, mate.
Also, what you want is of couse Pest Noire.
>>66353397
>>66353428
>>66354067
Thanks for contributing, brothers.
>>66354197
Metal only, kiddo.
>>66354441
Tbh them winning angered me because Portuguese "muh heritage" fags here in Canada are the worst, most arrogant people ever
And this is coming from a fucking Italian
Also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUCk_kxFUHg
>>66353458
Shit, overlooked you. Sorry.
>>66354636
metal power trio when?
>>66354636
AOTY, calling it lads
>>66354687
You do it, brother. I recommend paint.net (the program).
>>66353715
That's not what I meant by "dissidents having a voice", you dense man.
>>66354636
>no !T.O.O.H.!
>>66354636
This is actually pretty cool. /metal/ would be a lot better if we cooperatively made essentials charts more frequently
>>66354734
nu-TOOH a shit, sorry but it's true.
>>66354753
But you have The Body in there
how is this chart even-quality related then
>>66354778
Also has WITTR
>>66354778
>>66354794
If enough people say that those should be removed, I'll do it.
(WITTR was mentioned twice already and their new stuff seems to be atmosynthshit, so they'll go next, I think)
>>66354822
yeah remove those 2
>>66354750
charts are for gays
>>66354847
I dunno about The Body, I quiet like 'I shall die here'.
Vote with a (you) to have The Body removed.
>>66350656
>>66354860
t. listens to the same 5 bands over and over again
>>66354939
make that 15-20 and that's about right, yeah
>Symphonic/Pagan Black Metal
>>66355053
Turisas
>>66355053
>Black Metal
>tfw no black metal gf
>>66355132
ugly af
>>66354706
Holy shit they officially announced their alubm now?
The album cover looks kinda lame, I always liked their fairly minimalistic covers
>>66355132
It really seems that black/asian chicks is the only sane option right now. All white chicks seem to be super crazy.
>>66355210
Also I'm not sure if they are going to make AOTY material, their last great album was nearly 10 years ago and from their last two one was pretty meh and one was decent.
>>66355145
Retard
>>66355211
Super retard
>>66355132
she's cute, but that trend in sandals needs to die. chucks are more metal. or at least just fucking flip flops.
>>66355145
Is this (You)
>>66354636
>Absurd and The Body on the same chart
>The Body on any metal chart
>>66355266
Mega retard
>>66355132
>those thighs