Sum up an album with just a SpongeBob quote, because we're a starting to get nostalgic over SpongeBob.
>>66345600
Hey look everybody! Kevin's back! We love you Kevin!
>"Bring it around town! Briiiiing it around tooown!"
Hahahahaha! That guy got hit in the head with a coconut!
>>66345671
too soon
Now you must acquire a taste for free form jazz.
>>66346338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wTAG1h2coM
>"The sash wringing... the trash thinging... mash flinging... the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the...
Yes. The hash-slinging slasher."
>>66345600
>Sum up an album with just a SpongeBob quote, because we're a starting to get nostalgic over SpongeBob.
The show is 17 (nearly 20) years old, why do late 20s-30s people think being nostalgic for it is unacceptable?
>I'm working in the kitchen!
>AT NIGHT!
>I'm chopping lettuce!
>AT NIGHT!
I'm swabbing the bathroom!
>AT NIGHT!
>I BURNED MY HAND!
>AT NIGHT!
>>66346740
Perfect. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if DOOM quoted Spongebob in a song or two.
ALL EVIL IS LEMONS
"How could you possibly have fun with one of those oversized hairdryers?"
"Like this..."
>>66347089
My sides
Mermaidman XD
>>66347082
u fucked up
>>66347082
IT'S EVERY VILLAIN IS LEMONS YOU STUPID RETARD!!!
>>66347089
10/10
>>66345600
"Everything is chrome in the future!"
>>66345642
First post best post
>the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died… the end
>Just do what I do when I have problems, SCREAM
>Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby, secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secret, secretly
>>66347243
>People talk loud when they want to seem smart, right?
At least I'm safe inside my mind
>At least I'm safe inside my mind
"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."
"Seems like a lot of HOOPLAH"
"Seems like a lot of HOOPLAH"
"HOOPLAH"
*bang*
>>66347273
Correct
"We sell pretty patties!"
>Hey Patrick what am I now?
>Uh...stupid?
>No! I’m Texas!
>What's the difference?
>Too bad that didn’t kill me
This isn't your everyday darkness, this is.... advanced darkness
>Yeah, uhh…we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises…
>I'm ready.
>Squidward-"Partick how stupid are you?"
>Patrick-"It varies"
>I know lets get naked
>No lets save that for real estate
Firmly grasp it.
>>66346740
absolute gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfrEMgJbu14
>It feels like somebody... wants to sell me something!
>>66348772
i chuckled at this one, thanks friend
>If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion do to the carelessness of a friend... Then it would be just alright.
>Hey Patrick, guess what I am.
>Stupid?
>>66347594
ratings
>BECAUSE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO EXPLODE!
>You want me to explode?
>YES, THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
>C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G Song!
>mfw all the people getting the quotes wrong in this thread
LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE
>>66347244
Underrated
>>66347273
>>66347303
My sides
>>66345671
What the heck is a sa-lad?
Dooooonnnuuutttsss
>Buy, buy, buy! Spend, spend, spend! Is that all you can think about?!
>PUSH!!!!!!
>>66347089
perfect
FALL RIGHT OUTTA THE SKY
>>66348772
>but the only way out is through the... perfume department
ARE YA READY KIDS?
>>66347350
Underrated post
>now I can show you how the pioneers hitchhiked!
>>66347858
>Gee, Patrick, I didn't know you could speak bird!
>No, that's Italian Spongebob.
>>66347415
>"Don't you need to be stupid somewhere else?"
>"Not until 4"
>"What's better than serving up smiles?"
>"Being dead or anything else"
>>66352371
Underrated
>>66345600
"Hey Patrick"
"What"
"I just thought of something funnier than 24"
And say hello to used napkin
>"DOES THIS LOOK UNSURE TO YOU"
>mr krabs, what's a viking?
>I tattled on him, and now he wants to strangle me with his diabolical hands!
>I hope they're not dirty.
>>66345642
insert slow clap
>>66346740
>just keep your eye out like aye aye captain
>Say, Little Squidward. What is gray and ugly and has six arms?
>I don't know, but have you looked in the mirror lately?
>SOILED IT
>SOILED IT
>SOILED IT
>Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me!
>>66353332
Nice/10
>Krusty Krab is unfair! Mr. Krabs is in there! Standing at the concession, plotting his oppression!
>He made me experience high tide!
Plankton: 1% evil 99% hot gas
>>66347082
ALL EVERY VILLIAN IS LEMONS IS LEMONS???
>It's not just a boulder! It's a rock!
"What Are You Simpletons Doing!?"
>>66356264
kek
>>66351508
>actually cares that people are misquoting fucking spongebob squarepants
>>66357432
take that back
>>66356968
Underrated
>If I saw that guy, I'd have a few choice words for him. Like "you" and "are" and "a jerk"!
>>66345642
>>66347089
>>66347277
>>66348772
>>66352473
>>66353216
brilliant
>Hey, Spongebob?
>Yeah Patrick?
>Where's "Leaving Bikini Bottom"?
>Where did you see that?
>We just passed the sign. "You are now in leaving Bikini Bottom".
>WHAT?!
>>66346740
holy shit
>>66348962
:')
>>66352371
lmao
>>66353184
kek
>>66347234
>Spongebob: What do you normally do I'm gone?
>Patrick: Wait for you to get back
>>66347284
underrated
"F" is for "fire that BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN"!
"U" is for "uranium... BOMBS"!
"N" is for "no survivors WHEN YOU--"
>>66347325
Squidward's father never hugged him. Isn't that sad?
>>66352371
oh no
>I don't need it
>I don't need it
>I don't need it
.
.
.
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT
>>66359520
10/10
>That's it mister! You just lost your brain privileges!
>Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy.
>>66347325
fucking kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmSKCbTFcJE
>>66347323
Nice
>>66347342
>>66347594
>>66350548
>>66352284
>>66348772
All fantastic, great job guys. You did good.
>>66354591
Psshh
>>66354612
>THE PANTY RAID
>I'm ugly and I'm proud!
>>66352371
Fucking kek
>>66361805
heheh
>>66361805
kek
This isn't your average everyday darkness. This is... advanced darkness.
>IM UGLY AND IM PROUD
>three years later
>He's just standing there...
>...MENACINGLY!
>If that was you on the phone and you on the bus..then who was flickering the lights?
>>66352371
I went in blind and now I regret it.
>hahahahhaha it's a Giraffe!
>MEE HOY MINOY
>Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly
Can I be excused for the rest of my life?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqFJ_oaG4nw
M-M-M-M-MAA-M-M-MAAA-M-MAAA
>>66345600
It's the best day ever!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEDY0-vPFR8
>>66356578
>>66359977
>>66362110
phenomenal