I will never have a girlfriend because women are programmed to have shitty taste in music.
that's so true OP.
Meanwhile you unironically listen to Silencer
>>66342702
>women are programmed
what did you mean by this?
>>66342741
I mean that it is impossible for women to like good music.
I showed this one girl a Xasthur song and she said she didn't want to talk to me anymore because I'm into weird, "scary" music.
I showed another girl Danse Manatee because I thought maybe it wasn't a good idea to start with black metal, and she just said that it sounded like fucking noise, which is only half true.
>>66342702
>men still thinking this bullshit
I know plenty of men who have absolutely shit taste in music. You're probably one of them.
>>66342792
Is this bait? A new meme maybe?
>>66342811
Yeah right, I bet you still listen to Neutral Milk Hotel.
>>66342792
Congrats you have spoken to 2 women. I have known many men whose knowledge of music was limited to mainstream rap and rock so I conclude from that that all men are programmed to have terrible taste in music
>>66342702
says the guy who likes black metal that sounds like muppets being tortured
the filename tho
>>66342702
I think you will never have a girlfriend because womem wont be interested in you because you make sweeping generalizatioms about them
>>66342702
A lot of Women can't get into DSBM, anon. It's much easier for men to be lonely than women, and DSBM ultimately reflects isolation. It's best to show them something less intense first. I think I knew one girl, who I've only met like very briefly, who enjoyed xasthur and Happy Days.
>>66342837
what's bait anymore but the languid reflection of with as is this stipulation
>>66342942
>women not liking Silencer
>>66343020
didn't mean to say, I think I knew.
>>66343020
Good thing you didn't know her too well because Happy Days fucking sucks.
>>66343103
I don't like them either, but It was just an example of a woman into dsbm
>>66343103
say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens
Incoming women have bad taste copypasta
WHY DONT GIRLS LIKE GOOD MUSIC LIKE HYPOTHERMIA AND THE GEROGIGEGEGE??????
>:^(
>>66342702
>I will never have a girlfriend because women are programmed to have shitty taste in music.
you'll never have a girlfriend because you're a fucking manchild that is incapable of thinking that your shitty personality is the reason nobody likes you, it's all their fault and you're being bullied by the mean big bad bully girls :(
>>66343269
This guy probably still listens to Neutral Milk Hotel too, right OP???
>>66342702
>I will never have a girlfriend
accurate
>>66342792
>>66342812
Memician here. We are analyzing this post for potential memetics.
>>66342792
one time i showed a girl footage of a man being eaten alive by a bear and she said she didn't want to talk to me any more.
tfw my art will never be understood ;n;
wow anon ur so enlightened
>>66342702
had a qt gf(pic related) with great taste in music, taught me about a lot of great music i hadnt encountered
it didnt mean shit, we constantly fought and were miserable
there is nothing more autistic than caring what kind of taste your s/o has
>>66343418
She looks like a great lay, but probably had a lot of rules, no?
>>66342702
chill out there scott adams
>>66342792
Please tell me this is bait
Will /mu/ ever realize that not everyone is as into music as they are and that's ok?
my wife ran a freeform radio station for 4 years
her taste is phenomenal
mine is still better tho ;^)
>>66343418
Hope you don't mind that I saved this picture :)
>>66343486
It isn't bait. Xasthur is a fantastic fucking band, and so it Silencer to be honest. It's not my fault that the opposite sex seems to somehow be incapable of enjoying it.
An Danse Manatee is like the third best AnCo release, just after Spirit They're Gone and Sung Tongs.
>>66343376
That has nothing to do with this.
“It's not music you would use to get a girl into bed. If anything, you're going to frighten her off.”
―David Byrne
>>66343590
Or just maybe they aren't into music? Like, is this real? Would you share advance theoretical physics theories to someone who isn't into physics? How do you say these things and not realize how retarded you're being?
Fuck man, some people even here don't like black metal, people like different things, that's fine.
>>66343649
>comparing black metal to advanced theoretical physics
>>66343590
Don't show the girl fucking experimental shit or black metal
This is basic stuff my man
>>66343637
you mean i cant seduce ladies with DSBM playlists and Merzbow mashups?
>>66343676
To someone who isn't into music, black metal is just as scary as theoretical physics.
>>66342702
OP, you do realize the image that DSBM music is associated with, right?
Look at this man and tell me he is mentally stable.
>>66343688
>Experimental
Girls I date get turned on when I show them this so I disagree
>Black metal
I agree with you here
>>66343688
yeah, if you're going to do black metal, start with agalloch or deafheaven, some band with an attractive frontman
This has nothing to do with girls, showing somebody you like dsbm on the first date is a bad idea whether theyre a girl or guy
>>66343848
okay, I mean not the frontman of Agalloch, but Don Anderson
>>66343797
>girls get turned on when i show them this
experimental is a pretty broad umbrella my dude
i don't think pierre schaeffer or edgard varèse are really dropping too many panties
>>66343848
you mean nattramn isnt attractive to women????
>>66343885
Show them harsh noise, that will get them wet
>>66343418
She looks like a great lay, and probably had a lot of nudes, no?
>>66343418
More pics?
>>66343688
>high school
>as part of a presentation I mention Giles Corey
>after class qt asks about it, wants to listen to it
>try to convince her otherwise, doesn't work
>
>>66344475
>puts on suffocation hat
>>66344126
I can confirm otherwise
>>66344262
Lol
>>66342702
Believe it or not, a girl introduced me to Silencer
>>66344775
A girl introduced me to Exhumed
>>66344775
a girl introduced me to carissa's wierd
>>66342702
imagine being this sexist
>>66342792
>implying metal can be """good"""
>implying anco isnt for plebs
you are the one with terrible taste friend
