>be autismo supremo
>chillin at basketball court
>suddenly get a text from qt3.14
>barely talked to her prior
>"hey anon, do you want to hang out later and watch a movie at my house?"
>FUCK YES.jpg
>head over to her house that night
>extremely awkward but she's cool about it
>she streams interstellar and 20 mins in her wifi went out
>"damn anon, do you wanna watch tv instead?"
>I respond with "do you want to just talk instead?"
>she's game for just talking
>we start talking about music and she seems to have good taste
>she insists that we put on some music
>soundsgood.jpg
>I put on schoolboy's new album
>she starts flirting
>"anon I always thought you were really cute but was afraid to hit you up"
>I play it cool and respond with "why would you be afraid to hit me up? I don't bite."
>back and forth flirting
>the situation starts escalating
>we start making out
>dick is diamonds
>she takes off my pants and starts running her hands over my cock piece
>THat Part comes on
>AwHellYeah.jpg
>she starts jacking me off
>14 pumps in and I feel like I'm about to cum
>AhFuckNotYet.jpg
>can't help but erupt ropes of hot cum everywhere
>she looks at me like I just told her I ran over her dog
>I say "holy shit I have work super early tomorrow, gtg"
>I sprint out of her house and drive home
>text her that same night
>no response
>mfw THat Part
>>66288257
>>be autismo supremo
>suddenly get a text from qt3.14
Shit don't add up familia.
>literally asked the girl to talk about music
Jesus fucking Christ, don't lie about this kinda stuff if you don't know shit about women. Fuck you.
>>66288329
That's not what it says friendo
>>66288284
this
>>66288284
autism doesn't make the person
>>66288257
how the fuck did you put on music if the wifi was out?
you need to die
i don't normally say this but fuck off normie, you're not welcome if you're going to brag
>>66289031
>he doesn't have mobile data
>>66288257
>having sex
>with a girl
get out fag
>>66289031
with a fucking cd player?
>>66289049
chill out spergberg, it's fiction
>>66289111
tell us the stories of old
of these long forgotten relics
of days long past
tell us
>>66288257
okay okay okay okay okay OKAY
>>66288257
what were you looking to accomplish with this post
>>66289129
BUT MY FAITH IN LOVE IS STILL DEVOUT
>>66289214
fuck
Can we all agree "THat part" is actually a fairly shitty rap song? The lyrics are completely brain-dead, Kanye phones in yet another lazy guest verse on top of rumors swirling of SBQ being actually mentally retarded.
>>66289293
i like the beat desu senpai
>>66289330
it's shit
>>66289441
i like the beat desu senpai
>>66289330
it's generic
>>66289330
>>66289441
>>66289493
>>66289583
>>66290173
ok ok ok ok ok ok
>>66289293
It has potential to be song of the year desu
>>66289031
Non-retards don't use streaming services.
>>66289058
this
>>66289293
who the fuck listens to schoolboy for the lyrics...its all about his unique delivery and flow sorta like young thug
oh god I just pictured how fucking insane a young thug/schoolboy collab would be...too bad they rep different affiliations
>>66292997
that collab would be lit. Is it too far fetched for this to happen?
link to blank face please brothers?
>>66288257
None of this story makes any sense. She invited you over to watch a 3 hour long movie?
THat
>Part