>be me, 25 years old
>haven't so much as spoken to a girl in the past 5 years
>get set up on a date by an aquaintance, he says she is a huge music fan like me
>that can mean a lot of things, oh well, here it goes
>sit down and have lunch with her
>nervous as fuck
>i proceed to have the most gratifying hour of my life with this girl
>we have everything in common, she's extremely attractive, and on top of it all, she's super patrician
>genuinely think by the end of the conversation that i could marry this girl
>fast forward a few days, we make plans to go to the park together
>we meet up, and something instantly seems a little off
>"anon, i just discovered this amazing new song by a band called the avalanches!"
>she pulls out a top hat and a pair of steampunk goggles and puts them on
>begins screaming at the top of her lungs
>AHHHHHHHHHHH FRANKIE SINATRA, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FRANK SINATRA
>freak out and sprint back to my car, drive off
>delete her number and ignore her calls
>its been 5 days now
why did it have to be this way, /mu/?
>>66265937
Added to my pasta bowl
Thanks
>>66265937
Did you think this was funny while you typed that all out?
>>66265994
Do you have any friends?
Not OP by the way
>>66265937
Brilliant
Screencap this masterpiece and post on /r/4chan
>>66265994
fuck these posts
at least he put in some effort to get some (You)'s
>>66265994
why would i think an unfortunate event in my own life is funny
Where does that sample even come from
>>66266042
here have another (You)
>>66265994
shut the fuck up nigger
>>66266654
youre a fucking loser
>>6626654
your a fucking nigger
>>66265937
>haven't so much as spoken to a girl in the past 5 years
too unrealistic even for this board, gives it away as fake too early
>>66265937
>steampunk
Jesus fucking Christ, "people" into that shit should be euthanised.
>>66265937
>steampunk
>>66265937
this is fantastic
it's a good song and album famalam but i enjoy your memeing
>>66265937
HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE
>tfw I knew a girl who was into steampunk in high school
she was a fatty but she lost a ton of weight after she graduated
she had occasional panic attacks because she was raped as a kid or something
the point is that steampunk fans are probably fucked up in some way
>>66265994
honestly this
>>66265937
I was identifying so hard with you until the end. I feel so bad for you man. I've never been thought that, but I could imagine.
>>66265994
this
op's post is /r/4chan tier
