Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 28
Nights since last BNM: 4
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Frank Ocean teases release date for his next album
-Wildflower is out. Thoughts?
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, BadBadNotGood, and The Avalanches.
-/p4k/ forever
Aphex tonight? Avalanches tomorrow?
Avalanches 10.0
Check em
What do you guys think about Stalker - Sufjan Stevens?
>>66222396
What's that
DEAR TOMMY WHEN
Well fuck
Really slow night
>>66223547
it'll pick up after the Avalanches pan later tonite
I don't know if AllMusic will bother putting the Maxwell/Snoop Dogg/Metronomy reviews up at all this week. Seems like they would get them out sooner since they are the more hyped albums of the week. Oh well...
Who's getting it tonight?
>>66223664
It's not getting panned mate. It's getting great reviews pretty much everywhere. tiny mix tapes (and maybe ra) is the only publication left that i could conceivably see panning it.
>>66223547
Why do you like pitchfork
>>66223664
The Avalanches gave them a juicy interview so it'll get at least an 8.5 because pitchfork's ratings have no substance
Here we go, guys. Tonight is the night. If they do not review Wildflower then they'll be behind everyone else. They have to do it.
I don't know about you, but I love Wildflower. I find myself coming back repeatedly. It's great. Sunshine is my jam. I have absolutely no idea what Pitchfork will think of it. But, for the sake of making a prediction, I'm going to go for an 8.7 BNM. Personally, I would give it a 9.4.
>>66223840
I'm like 90% sure the review will be Friday since that's the official release date
wildflower 8.6
wildflower 9.3 BNM AOTY singles confirm
>>66221887
This thread stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen, Gustavo Guerra & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Bethany Cosentino, Larkin Grimm, Ke$ha, et al.
>>66224079
Fuck that but you're probably right
>>66224155
fuck off bigot
>>66224155
FUCK NO!
THIS THREAD STAND WITH ZOE CAMP AND ZOE CAMP ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.tinymixtapes.com/music-review/avalanches-wildflower
>>66224196
are you the same guy who gets mad when i say
>her
hey bro how's it going.
>>66224175
I guess copypastas can make you a bigot now
>>66223805
I like them because they pay me in rare Zoes
>>66224228
3.5 is way to generous for this sack of shit.
I signed up for Metacritic just to write this review. I find this album to be so special that I want to be a part of the art-objectifying-via-ranking community to help secure its place in the collective consciousness for years to come. This album is a joyful swirl of nostalgic funkiness. It's beautiful. Wistful. I have long considered SILY to be a desert island album to keep my joy alive if I was all alone on this planet, so I had the highest of hopes for their follow-up, and, amazingly, not only did it not disappoint me it revealed new depths of joy, gratitude and dance moves in my emotional and physical lexicon. I will be returning to this album, I expect, for the rest of my life. It makes me happy and sad at the same time, while propelling me in time through dance.
Magic.
>>66224228
>“Frankie Sinatra,” which revolves around a hook that even its creators admitted to initially finding “strangely repetitive and annoying,” and though its electro-swing carousal
>electro-swing carousal
>>66224228
PANNED
also hs3 review when?
![wee-bey-gif[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/li5cexd.gif "wee-bey-gif[1].gif")
what if p4k shill is actually zoe camp?
>>66224228
>tmt still hasn't reviewed human story 3 or elseq
they are slipping
>>66224262
>trying to """"neg"""" the most beautiful woman in the world like it would ever work
KYS senpai
>>66224360
damn
@p4k shill
post soles!
>>66224407
>woman
i'll stop with the trans stuff (which she is), but you gotta admit she's 5/10 at best. maybe that's why you like her, bc she's gettable. but she's very run-of-the-mill/every-single-"""girl"""-you-went-to-hs-with plain jane big nose lez.
>>66224262
No, but you are the one who always respond to me with
>her
It's someone else who freaks out. Otherwise, it's going pretty well. How about you?
>>66224532
You watch way too much porn.
real talk tho, if Zoe had a cute feminine penis she'd be a 10/10 but she doesn't so she's just a 9.8/10
>>66224262
your meme sucks and so do you
reminder that zoe-posting ruined these threads
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
entanas review when
also what'd you think?
>>66224702
o shit waddup
>>66224704
>being this wrong
I love my pitchork. And yours.
>>66224581
i am the
>her
guy. and i'm also the rape meme guy (usually). its going pretty good. i don't actualy think freddie gibbs is innocent. but i do think larkin grimm is lying. and i think the avalanches are kinda boring.
and i don't watch any porn, >>66224629.
>>66224675
I bet that's how Pitchfork writers live their life. After Marc Hogan has a one-night-stand, the first thing he says is, "I'd give that a 8.3 BNF.
And Anthony Fantano says, "I'm feeling a strong 9, to a 10"
>>66224745
Is she dropping the hottest mixtape of 2016?
>>66224747
>i am the
>>her
>guy. and i'm also the rape meme guy (usually). its going pretty good.
thank you for your honesty and for your contributions to the /p4k/ threads
>>66224729
it was alright - arca's a bit overhyped imo (i think m.e.s.h. is better). my guess is the mixtape will get an 8.1-8.4 and reverie will get an 8.8 or even possibly a 9 depending on the themes he tackles.
>>66224749
>thinking Fantano's dick is that small
Fantano, honestly, probably has a massive gorilla cock that tastes like ballsack and melonade
>>66224747
>i don't actualy think freddie gibbs is innocent. but i do think larkin grimm is lying
>pretty baby face black man is definitely a rapist
>old ugly white man dindunuffin
>>>/pol/
>>66224745
I'm new to these threads, is she actually transgender or no?
>>66224793
There's no way he's rocking anything over 4"
>>66224788
I have listened to everything Arca has released beside this newest thing, and the only thing I liked was Sheeps. Is this one anything like that?
>>66224749
marc hogan isn't having any one night stands
AVALANCHES 7.8
>>66224837
Pitchfork is essentially a huge orgy. Every day Marc fucks everyone from Laura Snapes to Mark Richardson.
>>66224808
no, fuck off
>>66224818
Dude I have collected literally every single image of Fantano's buldge available online, and there is no way it is under 8 inches
>>66224808
>>66224851
what do you think it should be Mama Mia?
>>66224851
>Dead Sara better than The Avalanches
>>66224863
Proof?
>>66224808
she's a dyke. lesbians' ring fingers tend to be longer than their index fingers bc of exposure to testosterone in utero, which often correlates with gay shit
>>66224856
except Zoe, she remained pure throughout her p4kareer
>>66224892
yah check out her facebook, she has photos from highschool
>>66224868
Cute
>>66224926
I meant Fantano's cock
>>66224905
this is not true btw
>>66224955
>>66224958
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digit_ratio#Male-to-female_transsexual_women
you're also a sick fuck for collecting fantano cock pictures.
>>66225000
jesus
Hi Sam!
>>66225000
bullshit
>>66225014
well I'll fucking be, that's pretty intersting
3.67 GPA at Barnard College. Fucking lol.
Barnard: Also known as the "I couldn't get into Columbia but hey I'm a girl so I'll just apply to this school, It's pretty much Columbia, right?"
8.2 Aphex Twin, nice.
>>66225062
you can't even get into a community college, you fat faggot
>>66225000
trips confirm
>>66224301
I agree
>>66225057
>>66225091
I guess, I already went to college. I went to the University of Oslo and graduated without any fucking debt. All you Americans drowning in debt. Fucking lol.
>>66225115
Post photos of thumbnails or i dont believe
Aphex got 8.2 but no BNM? You'd think the way P4K has been handing out BNMs to albums within the 8 range he would have gotten it
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Aphex Twin 8.2 by Philip Sherburne
Inter Arma 8.0 by Sam Sodomsky
The Game 6.3 by Dean Van Nguyen
Hot Hot Heat 5.1 by Zoe Camp
I don't get what makes one 8.2 better than the next? Why does Kamaiyah get BNM for 8.2 but not Aphex Twin? Cause he's a white guy?
>>66225115
can i get some 2011 buldge?
>>66225131
Yeah, especially because it was really fucking good
>>66225158
They tend to give new artists the 8.2 BNM, most-likely to try and get their name out there and support them.
>>66225178
it really wasn't
>>66225158
you sound the same as the nogs crying racism about everything
>>66225158
Best New Music is usually given to albums that are groundbreaking in their respective genre, i.e., likely to be influential in the future. An album can be good but not influential. Don't ask me what makes Kamaiyah's album more influential than Aphex Twin's (I've listened to neither), but that's the difference.
>>66225214
I'm not one of the ones crying, but I do think that they are essentially employing affirmative action. I don't care at all but I still believe they are doing it.
>>66224808
idk ask your girl
>>66225194
they give bnm's to new artists so they can invite them to play p4k fest, pay them fucking peanuts and the p4k drone kids will think they're getting a good show, when they're actually at a shitty festival with literal nobodies and a couple mid-tier headliners.
>>66225115
>>66225000
Soooo, officially bullshit?
Stop bullying Zoe because she's perfect and will never love you
>>66225244
Also, I'm not OP.
>>66225250
Or that
>>66225217
Probably because their isn't anything influential about Cheetah - it's pretty run-of-the-mill acid revival / retro-fetishism intended to evoke nostalgia. Par for the course in dance music which is inundated with that sort of thing atm - I mean that's basically what the whole "outsider house" scene is concerned with.
>>66225137
>Zoe Camp
not-so-retired then, is she?
I'm not sure how we got onto Fantano's bulge...
>>66225130
>>66225130
oops sorry wrong person, >>66225331 was for >>66225174
>>66225296
She's doing freelance right now so expect a few reviews here and there
>>66225349
oh my god, you sick fuck
>>66225367
Not Noke just gathered all those. Why do you think it to them so long to respond?
>>66225367
it wasnt that hard really, just watch every video he makes, foloow his twitter, and do a search or two of "fantano" on recent google images every day, next thing you know, 108 gibs, I also have all the videos with good bulge which definetly adds to the file size
>>66225390
nah, I actually have 10000 pictures of fantano's dick, thats much more plausible
>>66225413
Do you value fantano bulge pics over rare Zoe's?
>>66225264
that's right get the FUCK out of the way
>>66225158
>Kamaiyah
Thank god someone mentioned this. One of the best most overlooked albums of the year, on par with Still Brazy
>>66225349
I want the bulge pics please
>>66225349
This isn't okay
