> be chillin with some new friends, smoking weed in their apartment
> one dude gets invited to this dope pool party, says we can tag along
> im stoked, thinking I am finally becoming cool
> get there, its full of drunk sluts and frat dudes
> there are two huge speakers bumping typical top 40 rap
> see the aux cord, decide to pull a prank
> hook up my phone and start playing Red by King Crimson
> thought it would be really funny and people would think I am cool
> everyone just goes quiet for a few seconds, and then they all start freaking out and yelling at me
> host of the party gets super fucking pissed and physically shoves me out of his property
> tells me if I come back he will beat me up
what the fuck, why are normies such douchebags
>>66213102
kek
>>66213102
Why didn't you fight him you fucking pussy?
>>66213102
They aren't Quit trying to impress normies with your /mu/ core shit that they don't appreciate. Life lesson learned I'm sure
>>66213102
>> thought it would be really funny and people would think I am cool
Because King Crimson sucks, you fucking idiot.
Yeah there is a reason why you're not cool dude. It's not really good if you're the only person who thinks that would be funny. How did you expect everyone to react, laugh? Idiot
King Crimson isn't even a good prog band, should've played Steven Wilson
>>66213102
>thought it would be really funny and people would think I am cool
They did this over Red?!
I always thought that was pretty accessible for KC.
I can only imagine how they'd react when faced with all that bullshit on Larks' Tongues in Aspic.
>>66213102
You got what you deserved.
>>66213321
No. he should have avoided the aux cord entirely.
>>66213102
It sounds like you avoided making friends with scumbags.
>>66213102
Doesn't make any sense
Unless you're ugly/uncharasmatic, they'd never...
Oh.
>>66213102
It would be funny with established friends. If you don't know them, why would you do that? He did go too far though threatening to beat you up
>>66213321
steven as a solo artist's only good album is Insurgentes desu, and he's probably smack you for disrespecting fripp desu
DUDE WEED
>aspiring normie
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fucking really though, what did you expect to happen?
>>66213102
>be chillin with some new friends, smoking weed in their apartment
>not normie
well memed my friend
>>66213378
>implying The Raven That Refused to Sing wasn't a musical masterpiece
Hand. Cannot. Erase sucked though
>>66213378
>implying grace for drowning isn't 10/10
>>66213447
It wasn't, it was indulgent shit
guys this cafe down town is having a vinyl club night where any one can come and give them records to play also there's $3 tacos. should I go? and what record should I bring? the employees all seem like tumblr qts and hipster nu-males
>>66215186
>tumblr qts
I'd say go for Modest Mouse or Car Seat Headrest.
>>66215186
Worth it for the tumblr cuties man 3 dollar tacos is also siiick
>>66213102
>look at all of these people listening to music they like
>you know what would make them like me?
>turning it off and playing music they don't like
fuck off dude how would you like it if you were listening to /mu/core and one of them came and turned it off and started playing Desiigner or some shit?
>>66213102
>see the aux cord, decide to pull a prank
this is where you went wrong
try again next time
>>66215186
What the fuck 3 dollar tacos. Genuine Mexican tacos go from $1.25 - 1.50
>>66215392
well maybe he lives in a country with an economy that isn't contingent on the drug market?
>>66215376
Except King Crimson is really accessible
He wasn't playing Merzbow or something, but I guess millennials hate rock now
>>66215425
King Crimson is not party music for most people. You can complain about it all you want but it won't make it not true
>>66215392
Probably lives in a heavily gentrified area
>>66215458
But it didn't warrant the reaction it got
I dunno, the people I hang around with tend to be more open minded than that
>>66215186
bring the best of the animals, hands down.
OP here, to clarify i was playing Starless
>>66215186
Arcade FIre. Guaranteed to get pussy
>>66215866
"Woah anon! You know that band too?! We have so much in common!"
Fuck yeah we do
>>66213281
t. Greg
>>66215186
>the employees all seem like tumblr qts
The 1975
Twenty-One Pilots
Lana Del Ray
Tame Impala
If you're not swimming in ass by the end of the night, that's on you, b.
>>66213102
second time i see this #rare pasta. good job boi. srry for spoiling
>>66216642
I don't own any of that garbage
>>66213382
Based nip
>>66215186
That looks like anthony fantano's vinyl furniture thing
any other cool stories bra?
>>66217394
it's is.
>>66213102
I never understood what it was that made air headed normies the "cool" ones. Aren't they just a group among other groups of different people? Who makes the rules on why that particular group is better than any other one?
>>66217750
People like OP who let others push them around
>>66217750
Their culture is literally all based on image so when things deeply upset that image (ex: intellectual music at a party that makes them realize they're all acting like morons) they reject it extremely.
It's the same idea as a kid raised religious vehemently denying his sex drive.
>>66213102
This ssom gr× b8 ?8
>>66215463
Bingo
Nu-males keep spreading
