>Get invited to party
>Realize "hitting the aux" is the most dangerous social game possible
>Fail spectacularly or win over the entire populace
How do I into party music? What's shit like White Iverson and Up Like Trump?
>>66205980
just don't play anything then you fucking autist holy shit
>>66205980
play merzbow. You arent truly autistic until you played harsh noise for a group of normies.
Party music is unbearable. Only degenerates don't feel like listening to actual music when they are slightly intoxicated.
just keep some daft punk and poppier kanye songs or whatever on your phone
I try to avoid having the aux chord, if I somehow you have it play Tame Impala or gorillaz
>>66205980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41UmXUHlp8A
Just play this and all the girls will be lining up to suck your dick in seconds
holy fucking shit who cares about other people just play something and don't be a pussy about it
>>66205980
is this a real thing that matters to people
>>66206201
Sorta
I hope OP is overthinking it for comedic effect
>>66205980
Just have Return of the Mack on repeat for the entire night.
Just play some fucking slayer
>>66205980
bump some viper my man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQJyBLFuG4c
if they can't handle it they don't deserve your company
Dose everyone w/ K and get mnml.
>>66205980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofwxshshca4
Put this on full volume.
Whether they are shocked in a good or bad way, at least you didn't just go out in shame.
>>66206795
what a shitty melody
>>66206829
> Shitty melody
> Club music
Pick both.
Daft Punk, the Avalanches, and LCD Soundsystem. Any song, just slap it on.
just play some normie mashup shit
girl talk is good for this
Play Fergilicious or Lip Gloss or Panda, great party songs and the normies will love it
Euro-Disco to find out who's cool and who's not
>>66206901
This plus any Kanye or Jamie xx
>>66205980
Its simple. Go to the Billboard website and download the first 20 songs on the top 100 and you're golden. Don't even think of playing any /mu/ core shit to a normie party if you ever want to be invited back. 55 years of life wisdom speaking to you.
>>66206031
What do you mean by Anomynous?
Funk/soul music always works at a party
>>66207284
There's always like 5 girls there that go "lol what is this old ass 70s crap do you really listen to this shit"
It's Parliament, how do you not know Parliament
>>66207158
Put on some Italo Disco without vocals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B-eD8kuvW0
Then genocide whoever tries to skip.
>>66207197
not anonymous.
>>66207182
You're 12 aren't you
>>66206031
>at party
>steal aux cord
>shuffle turns dj screw into lil ugly mane
>goes alright
who knows
>>66206052
>>66206059
these, there's "patrician" normie friendly stuff
go some lcd soundsystem
>>66205980
Just play Kanye West and Big Sean.
>>66208328
Reading comprehension isn't your strong point is it. I said I'm 55
never fails at party
pretty unknown for the vast majority of the normies, yet has this dancing/popish cool elements
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBfgQvM7wtE
>>66208393
nobody likes big sean tho
>>66206901
I've had people get weirded out by Avalanches a number of times, one of whom is a Godspeed fan
I think a lot of people don't get plunderphonics
>>>66207182
this is the only right answer, people at parties don't want to hear your shitty mucore
they want to hear the same shit every other drunk party listens to
>>66205980
Literally just give it to someone else, all normies want to listen to while their fucked up is terrible trap rap or Drake or some shit so please, for the love of god, don't bother with the aux. It's not worth making yourself look like a completely autistic mess in a social setting
>You're at a house party and have just been given control over the aux
>you have only one chance to [spoiler]disperse the crowd using only one song[/spoiler]
What song is it?
>>66208505
any afx ventolin mix
>>66208403
Surely Suffer for Fashion would be better? It's a lot less strange
>>66208505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKieGUH9pzg
>Thread posted at 15:00:00
hory shet
>>66208505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztYQe7T0KRY
I played Belle and Sebastian in a party once... Everybody started to look at me like they wanted to kill me...
>>66208357
>lcd soundsystem
ugh, the type of people who listen to LCDS at parties are annoying pricks
>>66208505
Someone get the post about the anon that played The Seer on a jukebox
I've never played music at a party but I normally am the one who selects the music when I'm with my friends.
Pop punk isn't patrician, but i enjoy it and a lot of parties won't have a problem with the decent 90s shit
>>66206201
only the ones that are young and go outside
>>66208957
Welcome to the Paradise is always a killer!
>>66208821
I think you could pull that off if you were careful about which songs you played. Some stuff off of The Life Pursuit could go over well.
>>66206175
>who cares about other people
>at party
definition of autism
>>66208458
showed my friend 'Frontier Psychiatrist' and it turned him off of them immediately, not even sure how, it's the song that got me into them.
>>66208505
Current 93 - I Have A Special Plan For This World
>>66208505
Hot head
>>66209054
This so hard
>>66209012
Maybe because it sounds fucking retarded and dorky? I mean, I can see it appealing to someone who likes They Might Be Giants or something.
>>66208914
agreed but it usually goes over pretty well
>>66208505
What's New Pussycat
I like to just be the guy that ruins the atmosphere by putting on stuff like 'they're taking the hobbits to isengard' and yakety sax (benny hill theme)
Darude - Sandstorm
>>66205980
Just play them this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5ROpjRAU
Just play some shitty electronic like Massive Attack
>>66210306
>massive attack
>shitty
shut the fuck up
Are you guys retarded? Just play some top 40 pop chart shit that all the normies love.
>>66207182
Ew why
Do you not know any party music that's actually good or do you only hang out with ultra-plebs or what?
>>66208420
niggers, anon
>>66208458
You have to be an absolute turbo pleb to not like the avalanches
[spoiler] wildflower is still shit though [/spoiler]
>>66210465
Parties are mostly normal people in a social setting doing normal things. Top 40 is a representation of everything that the current crop of normies are listening to. Why is that so hard to understand? And i hang out with nobody really other then my wife. But I'm 55. i'm past the phase of my life when I "hung out"
>>66205980
Play electro swing
>ahhhhhhh frankie sinatra
>>66208505
peacebone
>>66210906
>reeeee normies reeeee
Imagine being 55 and still thinking like this
>>66210999
but I don't feel that way. i use "normie" because it is a term /mu/ uses. I never did a segregation of people and truth be told. Aside from a few sex kinks I'm as white bread as they come.
>>66209012
Honestly that track I can kind of understand because it's a little weirder than the rest of the album imo (probably my favorite track though), but what I played was the title track which I think is maybe the most accessible on the album.
>>66210803
That's what I thought and while this guy by no means has great taste it's definitely above average so I don't know man
>>66211148
should have showed him electricity desu
If you don't like that song then you literally deserve to be put to death
>>66211235
Well the plan was the whole album but that got cut short pretty quick
Kanye West - Touch the Sky. Guaranteed banger
>>66207284
>>66207339
I always play Disco at parties. I've never met someone who didn't like September.
https://youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk
Also late 70's Kool & The Gang, Chic and Daft Punk. I remember people asking me to play RAM a lot when it came out. Not any particular song but the whole album.
>>66208944
i too would like to see this
>this whole thread
lmaoing @ your life, especially you 55 yr old anon, top40's what the fuck
It's really not that hard, you listen to what's already playing and then play something that you'd think people there would like based on that.
If you've got nothing then stay off the aux.
