ITT: We make up titles to bad country songs
>>66202286
Friend, if you drive a Mazda Miata, you ain't no friend of mine
>>66202286
Freedom Ain't Free (but foodstamps is)
10 cars in my yard, and i cant drive one
Digging Dirt In My Sister
John Deere-ail My Asshole
I'll Plow You In Your Skinny Jeans
Partying By The Old Dirt Road
This Aint What You're Thinkin', She's Just My Cousin
Truck And Fuck
If Its On The Highway, Its Gon' Be My Way
>>66202286
It Ain't Queer If She's a Steer
Waking Up to An Old Song Playing On the Radio (Damn, I Miss Those Good Ol' Days)
Old Dirt, New Boots
You're In My Blood (Beer)
Tailgaitin' 'til We Get Tanlines
Sawdust Woman
Blue Jeans
nothing can top this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNVguvNE7qc
Cold Woman, Cold Beer
Kool Klux Klan
>>66202286
Cold Beer In My Mouth Because I'm Drinking It
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>>66202802
Holy fuck I'm dying.
She Stole My Heart And My Truck Won't Start
If This Beer Were a Woman
Bang Bang Bang I Shot My Gun (Drinking Beer In The Back Of My 1968 Chevy Pickup While Garth Brooks Plays On The Radio And We Dance Under The Stars While Drinking Beer And Listening To The Radio)
Fillin' Up My Truck With Beer
>>66202820
Whoops sorry I read the thread as "post-country". Been listening to too much Aldean I guess.
The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire Civilization and Still Feel Good About Yourself in the Morning, or, We Apologize for the Inconvenience but You're Going to Have to Leave Now, or, 'I Have Fought the Big Knives and Will Continue to Fight Them Until They Are Off Our Lands!'
Itchy Pubes (The Scritchy Scratch Song)
Cowboy In A Dress (Got My Pantyhose On)
The Only Thing More American Than the Flag I Fly on My House Is the One I Shove Up My Ass Every Night
I Shoved A Beer Bottle Up My Girlfriend's Ass (Later Took It Out And Drank It)
There Better Not Be No Niggers In My Daughter's Bedroom
If There's One Thing My Penis Loves It's Being Inside A Member Of My Family
I Am Drunk
Trucks (I Have One)
I Have A Boring White Wife Who I Cheat On
Black People Are Just Alright
Things Are Changing And I'm Scared
There's More Than One Way to Milk a Cow (And Don't Ask Me How I Know)
New Baby, Same Cousin
Why Are My Kids Doing Black People Dances?
The Country Song (blink-182 Cover)
I Fought the Law, and the Log Won
I Don't Like Foreign Imports (Unless It's Beer)
Huntin' Rifle Blues
I've Seen It All, From Chattanooga to Dallas
My Pickup Truck Cousin Beer Party
(Makin' Love) In the Back of My Truck
Trailer Park Babes
You Can't Spell Lonesome without "Me"
Bull Ridin' Blues
Milkin' Your Two Cows
Come Drink with Me, Jesus
Panderin' (The Country Song)
>>66202802
most of the girls in that video don't even have that great of asses...
A few classics from David Allen Coe:
Cum Stains on the Pillow
Nigger Fucker
Don't Bite the Dick
Fuckin' in the Butt
From My Cousin's Asshole to My Truck Exhaust Pipe (I've Fucked It All)
Redneck Trainwreck
>>66203034
kek
>>66202832
I actually almost wanna hear that one, almost sounds like a Dylan title.
I Point The Gun, But Jesus Pulls The Trigger
>>66203008
You forgot Finger Fuckin' Sally
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>>66203008
>ALL REAL
>AND I'M POSSIBLY RELATED TO THIS DUDE
I'M FUCKIN DYING HERE
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>>66203025
Muh Woman Cooks the Dinner, I Cook the Meth
Hopin' I'm Sober Before My Wife Comes Home
Grammy's Pancakes and Niggers (Both of Which I Prefer White)
"Trump's Got My Vote (I'd Fuck My Daughter Too)"
I'm Just More Comfortable Around Whites Is All
If It Weren't Gay I'd Prolly Marry My Tractor
All These Yanks Speakin' French, I Can't Understand a Word
>>66203097
It's pretty catchy stuff too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnEmghSrOig
>>66202337
Damn that's good
She Got a Fat Butt, But Don't Worry She Ain't Black
Cuntry Fry (That gravy ain't really gravy)
Diddle At The Fiddle Dance
Made My Wife Looks Like A Raccoon (Lord I'm So Mad)
I Think My Son Is A Got Dang Queer (Thanks Nigger Obama)
Horny As Hell And Bout To Break In My New Horse
Daddy Wore The White Hood
To Pimp a Ford F250
Lyin's A Sin, But Fuckin My Sister Ain't
Refugees (Where My Country At?)
If the Fags Can Get Married, Why Can't I Marry My Sweet Sister Becky?
Fucking My Hot Ass Classmate (Homeschool)
God Bless This Country (Unless youre Black, Jew, Liberal, Muslim, Mexican, Queer, er Something)
God Bless America, God Bless My Chevy, and God Bless These Dubs
>>66203330
Kek
Hymn for Jeff Gordon
Oil rig buddy banged ma ol lady
>>66202802
is that josh homme
Wait, So Yer Tellin' Me Johnny Cash Was a Liberal?
Country Just Ain't The Same Since 9/11
Funny when people insult Rap here all the self-hating white guys jump to scream racism but when country music is discussed it results in the same self-hating white boys to scream racist and offensive slurs. I'm not white by the way so you can save your redirects.
>>66203635
kek
>>66203663
get the fuck out of here you fucking racist faggot
You're Sure This Here Ain't Butter?
Can't Get It Up Uness I'm In My Pick-Up
Do I Need License Plates For My Trailer Home?
Juss me n muh truck
>>66202355
Kek. You win.
I Can't Wait Till This Road Turns To Two Lanes So I Can Pass This Stupid Fucker
Some lyrics for you guys
> took my woman on down to the cornfield
> slapped my wife and i kicked my dog
> well i shot my dog 'cause i crashed my truck
> and i beat my wife 'cause i miss my dog
>>66204117
Whoops i meant
> took my fiddle on down to the cornfield
Jesus Is My Co-Pilot but My Dog's Ridin' Shotgun
Meth Ain't What It's Cracked Up To Be
Oh lawwwd I ain't forgat'n whaet I did,
when I gawt that glimbs of kinda Betty Sue I need
I axe her
>darlin' where you goin with thos pretty lil feet?
she responded with a mumbo-jumbo bout her old mayn
I said
>oh darlin I don't mind him watchin',
>in fact he can join if he feels like helpin' out
then she whisperd in my eer
>ten mind me he's yor old mayn acshually
now oh lawwd pleashe help may
I gawt so gawd-darn hard
cuz I really luv muh old mayn
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>>66204117
holy siht
>>66202789
this one is perfect
got an album title here
Golden Corral Gravy Aint' Real Gravy: And Other Heartfelt Hayseed Hymns
Country truck and betty sleeping
My Beautiful Dark Twisted F-150
My Dad's Got A Brand New Vag
(+1 if you get the reference)
Tendin' Them Rabbits
She's a cunt, a country girl.
>>66203515
Jeff Gordan's Gay
https://youtu.be/P1w7Fh7VNto
>>66203303
samefag
If The Pope Loves Queers Then I'm Truckin' Fer Satan
1776
biscuits and chicken
Freedom Fries with Liberty Gravy (Uncle Sam's Cooking)
>>66202802
Holy fuck
>my brother is also my dad
>Get A Hair Cut Gay Boy
>City Slickers In My Town (I Ain't Likin' It One Bit)
>Teechin' Lday Ain't Did Me No Gud
>Fuck Him In The Ass'll Learn Him Not To Be So Queer
>>66202789
lmao best ITT
'I'm dorky, buy my album, for my mommy, i love you and i love haystacks in the sun, my jokes make all other jokes feel suicidal' artist mc bob van billyton
Back off BLM (Blue Lives Matter too)
No Branches on the Family Tree
>>66203532
kek
Picking Up Chicks Is Like Fishing (And I'm Going Swimmin')
Ain't Nothing Like My (Government-Subsidized) Farm
>>66209017
jesus fuck
You Might Think I'm Compensating for My Penis, but I'm Just Compensating for My Tractor
How I Met My Mother
Love Jesus and read the Bible, especially Genesis 20:12 but go ahead and skip Deuteronomy 27:22
You Stole My Wife (You Horse Thief).
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>>66209476
I actually literally laughed out loud. Y'all are funny.
Dead Dogs All the Way Down
Jesus is with me (in my truck)
There's a Tear in My Beer
Whisky Incest
Trade Me A John Deere And I'll Let You Shoot My Kidnapped Queer
>>66202708
Underrated
WikiHow: How To Fuck Your Sister
Okay I Believe You, But My Shotgun Don't
I Stood and Saluted (the Confederate Flag)
>>66204633
fucking hell
Stickin' Yer Dick in the Cattle
You guys haven't even made a bad country album? For shame.
Title: Hooters Is My Second Home
Artist: Big Al Motorhome
1. I'm Scared of Black People (But I Don't Show It)
2. My Mother, My Wife (The Love of My Life)
3. Got A Brand New Ford SUV
4. My Guitar Doesn't Have Enough Strings
5. Hannah Montana Is A Disgrace to Montana
6. What Are Those Kids Up To (Is There Any Trouble?)
7. I Enjoy a Good Breakfast at Denny's In The Morning
8. It Feels Good to be Jobseeker's Allowance
9. Telling Stories to my Grandchildren About Huffing Gasoline
My girlfriend killed my dog
We should record some of these songs like that one folk album /mu/ did a while back
>>66210656
Cowpussy Bestpussy
Ford Bronco Is the Only Truck For Me
We need a "/mu/ makes country" album.
Someone make it happen.
>>66202982
"Come drink with me, Jesus" sounds really cool
>>66211999
trips of truth
make it happen, lads
>>66202826
sauce
>>66212120
"Mean Girls" gag reel
Truck Lives Matter
Get Out of My Daughter's Bathroom (The Politically Incorrect Song)
Killary Does a Stinton (Prison)
>>66211939
Yup, most applicable to (and least applied to) the Bible Belt.
