>lost my virginity to a 2/10 fat girl
Music for this feel?
no queen - fat bottom girls please
>>66197187
Dude, why not just fucking hire a prostitute?
Anyways-Big Black-Songs about fucking
>>66197187
well..it took you 30 years but better then late then never I guess.
>>66197229
I'm 18
>>66197209
I wish I did
>>66197187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0
>>66197187
Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
Field recordings of whale noises.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkvCPvDXk
>>66197244
are you that guy from /r9k/?
>>66197187
That's better than most of us here have ever done or will ever do
>>66197187
All kidding aside. Did you know her for some time? Were either of you drunk or chemically enhanced?. And most importantly. Did you and her achieve mutual satisfaction.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9DUqjNMZ60
>>66197406
No
Yes
No
>>66197348
No I don't use /r9k/
>>66197468
related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC6Ib_ORcMk
>>66197506
well did you achieve satisfaction?
how fat are we talking?
>>66197555
no
she probably did
she sat on my face and it smelled like cheese and burger king onion rings
it happens mang. i brought home (drunk and on pills) an obese 38 yr old alcoholic lady. and she wanted to cuddle. had a panic attack right after.
>>66197580
>she probably did
Let's not get ahead of ourselves here just because you got some puss puss there kiddo
>>66197595
hahahaha
>>66197580
don't worry OP, my first time sucked as well
>>66197348
was literally about to ask this
>>66197506
Was she under the influence? There is a real possibility that you were raped.
>>66198095
that guy was hot tbqh
>>66197314
Kek
>>66197187
>not getting a job, save up that cash for a few years, go to bangkok, hire a whore, find out its a tranny, fuck anyway because you already paid for him/her, & fly back home rockin' to "Dude Looks Like a Lady", as the flight attendant keeps asking you to put on your headset if you're gonna listen to music, while some of the male passengers chuckle realizing that like them, you got some ladyboy action on your holiday.
>>66198561
Now Tayne I can get into ;)
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>lost v-card in an embarrassing way
>realize i can just make up any lie i want and pretend that's the 'canon' truth about how i lost it
It was sure nice losing my virginity at 16 to two milfs, /mu/
could be worse
>lost virginity to a 2/10 fat guy
lol that's nothing op i've lost my virginity to
If dubs you have to call her back and sex it up again
>>66197187
>no queen - fat bottom girls please
top kek, i needed that
If dubs you have to call and fuck her sister/best friend if she doesn't have a sister
>Literally said I wanted to have sex with a girl
>She says sure
>We fuck
>She leaves immediately after
Music for this non feel?
>>66197187
Natural Child - Shame Walkin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9yNjO8_0Cs
>>66198707
Shut up, Meg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXDOgxPH3Yc
radiohead, because they are shit
>>66197187
it's okay anon, I lost my virginity to a fat 2/10 girl too...
just kidding, she was a 36 year old hot as fuck latina milf
>>66197580
>she sat on my face and it smelled like cheese and burger king onion rings
Please tell me this is a joke. And if not why would you subject yourself to this? If you're still 18 surely you couldn't have been THAT desperate.
>>66197187
fat girls are the best at blowjobs though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivMa1B3cRdw
>go home for holidays
>little brother (~25) asks if I fucked a girl yet
every time
Well at least I'm not OP
