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Best music to jerk to, this is one of my favs. Also moot if you see this you should make a board for masturbation discussion.
>>66172508
A woman and her harp.
Strum me away to fantasy land you magniloquent minstrel. My boner increases in girth with each wheat-fingered fleck of your yew-stringed lullaby maker.
And that voice, it's like angels fingering each other in helium heaven while pedophiles masturbate in hell.
Yes this album has it all. Oh, how I pine for a life in Narnia where I can see the computer generated deepthroating lion or make love to bizzaro Galadriel, and this album makes it a reality + mescaline.
Stand naked in a half full bubblebath and pour this album over yourself like oil paint. Rub it into your filthy body, and always remember to scrub behind your ears and underneath your nuts.
That album is nu-male shit.
i haven't fapped to Ys but HOOM is definitely my fav album to fap to
so fucking hot
i might try Ys
>that voice
Best ass in indie hands down, but that kind of kills it for me. Much rather jerk it to Bilinda Butcher's sultry vocal delivery
>>66172602
I really like the album. I see the last song on the album on a feels thread on /b/ and now Neutral Milk Hotel is all I see. Especially that album. It's not becoming a meme is it?
>>66173054
good.
Why would you ever masturbate to Ys? Or anything by Joanna Newsom what the fuck? Nothing's sexy about the music. If you've done that you're fucking weird. Like maybe I'll give you Cosmia.
>>66173158
can't tell if this is bait or just underage newfag
>>66172508
>moot
Ayy lmao
Paranoid Android because I don't care what Thom Yorke thinks about me
>>66172508
i have a masturbation playlist i've used for a long time
i'll post it if you want but i guess it would be kind of strange
Fapping to my waifu blitzed out of my mind while listening to this was a cathartic experience.
do people spank the monkey to music or is this a meme
>>66173300
you got an interesting waifu, dawg?
>make a board for every obscure thing so they can all get one post a week and have no community
Go to 8ch
>>66173325
granted they were generally pretty weird guys, i have heard a lot of guys say they jerk off to music
i remember my friend's stepdad getting really stoned and talking about how jerking off to neil young is incredible
he was blasting Harvest later that night
>>66173340
I don't want to post her in this shitpost thread, but I will say that she's 2D and I think she's pretty interesting.
>>66173325
You never just go to a rhythm to a song or something. Every single mention of Joanna Newsom in this thread is weird and not what I'd associate with masturbation. I used to jack it to this as a small man.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sOS9aOIXPEk
>>66173393
>he was blasting harvest later that night
>>66172508
Why do you need fucking music to jack off?
Just do it.
>>66173507
People also have sex to music. It's a kink. No one 'needs' it.
>>66173507
The same reason you choose gummy bitches.
>>66173507
Why do you choose to be retarded?
>>66172508
>>66173325
>not masturbating exclusively to harsh noise, Cher and samples of yourself jerking off
