>"so, anon, what are some of your favorite bands?"
how do you respond, /mu/?
>>66171049
i tell them my actual favourite band because im not some nu-male cuck that needs women approval of something i enjoy
>>66171049
>tfw found out she actually listens to Swans and posts on /a/
our new queen?
some underground shit like Radiohead
>>66171075
>nu-male
>cuck
kill yourself friend
the sound of not fucking a woman in years and the sound of my own father penetrating my asshole
>>66171093
nu-male cuck detected
>>66171119
>nu-male
>cuck
kill yourself friend
Tell her what I like because I really am not bothered by people knowing what I like even though it's shit, and she'll find out at some point
>>66171075
Right for all the wrong reasons
>>66171135
unoriginal nu-male cuck detected
>>66171135
>21st century
>band
gtfo pleb kek
>>66171049
try my hardest to not say "the tragically hip" before inevitably spilling out "the tragically hip " and, unprovoked, rifling off a four-page defense of their self titled album
works every time
>>66171164
kek I was on that thread
with some of my favorite bands
>>66171077
I doubt that. Nobody actually listens to Swans.
>>66171049
leave out the weird shit that I favor
> have a nice life
> swans
> godspeed you! black emperor
state the more normal shit I favor
>queens of the stone age
> shit I don't actually like any normal shit, thats it
>>66171151
>>66171135
both of you end yourself.
>>66171049
>how do you respond, /mu/?
who are you? how did you get in my house?! WHO ARE YOU??
>>66171077
She is more /co/ than /a/ or /mu/.
/mu/ has reached a low point if this is one of the most common threads on here. pathetic. Why don't you just fucking show her your [MP3 player of choice]. She'll be like wow. You really like music.
>>66173450
what the heck? when did cartoons become real people?
>>66173558
She's also more /toy/ than /mu/.
>>66173565
My internet creep waifu
i love when girls have big eyes
>>66173612
From that pic alone, I bet she listens to Melanie Martinez.
>>66171049
Who is she OP?
>>66173812
I hope not
>>66173926
My internet creep waifu.
>>66173759
>>66173926
instagram alterhacker
>>66171049
Mayday Parade!
>>66173926
her name is notice me senpai
>>66171049
tim burton
>>66173015
i'm listening to swans right now
>>66174141
Then you are nobody.
>>66173986
Have you ever tried talking to her?
>>66174171
im a coward
>>66171049
limp bizkit, korn, eminem
>>66174234
That would defeat the purpose of having an internet creep waifu.
I don't really know how to explain how I have 80+ pictures of a girl I've never met and will never meet, to that girl.
>>66173450
Naomi Yang?
>>66174298
What kind of music does she like?
>>66171142
Thinking your own taste is shit is an awful reason too.
>>66174372
I don't know.
I legitimately don't understand how people use tumblr for anything.
>>66171049
Jesus she's cute
>>66173926
a chick that aaron guy stalks on instagram
>>66174450
Oh no
>>66171049
Butthole Surfers, The Advantage (Sacramento), and DMX
>>66174554
>>66174450
More like oh yes
Would be the cult-following online relationship of a lifetime
>>66174597
My lifetime can do without that
>>66173024
>weird
>> have a nice life
>> swans
>> godspeed you! black emperor
just pick 2 or 3 bands that you have been listening to a lot recently and say them. If she doesn't know them and for some reason you're still interested, ask what hers are.
>Van Der Graaf Ge-wait where are you going
>>66174298
I'm going to try to text her. I was looking at her instagram. I'm in love.
>>66174746
Good luck, anon
>>66174746
Tell her some autistic Australian has been stalking her, if she hasn't already noticed.
>>66174766
Thank you my brother!
i'd tell her the truth and she'd probably think i was a very sophisticated gay man and she'd want to be my best friend because women are boring and physically repulsive but for some reason always try and fuck me.
I name the edgiest band I've heard
>I like Erotic Gore Cunt's stuff
Bands?
Well, I like The Reverend Horton Heat, Bad Brains, The Pogues and Richard Hell & the Voidoids.
By the way, are you hitting on me? I'm gay. Sorry.
>>66171049
Who are you and why are you in my house?
>>66174807
This TbqhLaFamilia
>The Pogues
nice
>>66174928
She's a vampire. She will suck you dry unless you impress her with patrician music.
>>66174450
isn't that the kayla guy? is the girl this thread's about Kayla
>>66174972
I think I can dig that. Would she like any tea? Cause all I got is Orange Juice and Purple Drink.
>>66171049
>tfw i started the crispy meme and the fire rises
>>66174972
Jokes on her I'm also a vampire.
If she wants to go listen to Christian Death though I have them on cassette.
>>66175008
Vampires only drink blood.
>>66175079
Oh. Well shit. Guess Purple Drink isn't gonna cut it this time. Uh......... I like really shortly music, to be honest (or at least by /my/ standards.) I listen to a lot of shifty novelty bands and artist (Tenacious D, Weird Al, Lonely Island, Ninja Sex Party.) Please don't kill me, and THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU! I LOOOOOVE YOU JEEEEEESSSSUUSSSSS CHRIIIIIIIISSSSSTTTTT!
Well my dear, I do not have any "favorite bands" but rather: favorite composers. Now this may scare or intrigue you, either way I will show you the ropes into REAL music. My favorite composers are: Bach, shakespear, choppin, tchaicovsky, and much much more. Do you play any instruments or know music theory? If not, do not worry my love, I can teach you. All I ask in return is your delightful presence (and maybe something more if time permits, and of course you are comfortable). I also must ask of your age, as drinking chateu de white wine is a favorite past time of mine, and I do not want to give a minor alcohol.
>>66175128
Vampires can't enter places without invitation.
You must've invited her.
>>66175189
I don't remember doing that.... Oh shit I was having a party. She's the only one that came. Fuck.
After doing some investigation, I found out she is into Marina and The Diamonds and Gorillaz.
>>66175219
oh shit
>>66175079
I hope its early Christian Death. Only Rozz's stuff will do.
>>66175219
I think she's also into the Eurythmics.
Does anyone know how old she actually is?
She's physically very small.
>>66175224
Is this a good thing to you or the opposite?
>>66175245
Of course. Although I also have a couple of Gitane Demone CDs if you're interested.
>>66175249
She's around 18 or 19.
>>66175219
what a pleb
>>66175256
Froot PAOTY 2015
tfw no goth gf to kill myself with while listening to bauhaus and hanl
>>66175269
I really don't need this damage to my heart.
>>66175271
But her being this old does explain her taste.
>>66175315
>Ha, Have a Nice Life? You think that's goth, anon? Wow, I was wrong about you, thought you understood what I was going through. If you think that poorly recorded indie rock garbage is goth, I think I better go. Feel free to kill yourself without me though.
>>66175315
If I had a qt goth gf, I wouldn't want to kill myself.
>>66174255
LIKE A MOTHAFUCKIN' CHAINSAW
>>66175338
do goth girls like this even exist anymore? feels like a mid 2000s thing that i missed out on
https://www.instagram.com/p/14GtpJwOn3/?hl=en
Lol
>>66175332
>Feel free to kill yourself without me though.
Y-you too, thanks
>>66175396
>feels like a mid 2000s thing that i missed out on
This is bait, right?
It was an 80s thing. 2000s were scene, which is an infinitely different thing.
>>66175429
i don't know anon, I don't keep up with these things, all i know is that I missed it and that saddens me
>>66174450
wew yes pls
>>66175396
I used to collect pics of cute girls on vampirefreaks in the mid 2000s. Never had a cute goth gf but I stared at their pics while listening to Birthday Massacre and VNV Nation. My teen years were pathetic.
>>66175558
that sounds beautiful, there is nothing pathetic about admiring the human body in the photographic medium. It's no different than appreciating painting or music and in fact it's much closer to being able to appreciate what God's very own mind made.
>>66175468
Don't, I dated one and she was such a broken, pathetic piece of shit. They have mood disorders and won't think twice about ruining your life because theirs is "so hard."
>>66175614
I figured most would be fucked up in some way, oh well. One can dream
>>66175429
2000s had goths, there just wasn't really any music to go with the subculture so they just listened to pop punk and post-hardcore.
>>66175662
He's lying, Anon! He's wants to keep all the goth qts for himself!
>"Radiohead"
Bitches love Radiohead
>>66175702
She got pregnant with another man's baby, tried to convince me it was mine, and was such a coward all she would do was cry and threaten suicide if I tried to confront her. Left her before the baby came, but I heard she was in such denial of what was happening that she refused to go to the hospital to deliver which got so bad they both almost died. I wish they had.
>>66175219
All shit, i hope she kills herself
>>66175786
>they
come on dude
>>66171049
"I dont listen to bands, I listen to composers"
Now if a girl asked "anon, who's your favorite composer" then I can start to take her seriously with regards to music.
bands are for plebs. Its all popular music, written by untrained plebs, for untrained plebs.
>>66175903
Hey wise guy, Marina and the Diamonds make solid pop music.
>>66175965
ahahahahahahahhahh, nice meme i rate 2(Late I already killed myself after reading this)/8 matey
>>66175937
That kid is fucked unless it gets put up for adoption with only one parent who is that fucking shitty. It would be better off.
>>66175147
Holy cuck
What's going on in this thread
>>66176013
mmm, I suppose. But i think it's a little harsh to just say it should die, let it at least get to the stage where it can influence it's own decisions before you say that
>>66176044
aaron ellis
Bright Eyes
You've probably never heard of them, but I like Autechre, LCD Soundsystem, Venetian Snares, Brian Eno yadda yadda yadda
>>66176044
Go back to /co/ Pan, your cringe has no power here
Also holy shit, the indonesians spamming her recent instagram posts
>>66171049
i like electric wizard familia
She almost looks like (picture related) but so much cuter.
Somone post the /x/ grill
>>66175695
Those aren't goths then, m8.
Even 90s goths had some sort of tangential tie to 80s goth. 2000s kids are emo and scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6Wayk2LqyQ
Her eyes melt me. I can't take it anymore. I wish she was here with me. ;(
>>66176597
You mean crazy eyes?
>>66176694
why do you look so much like Stefan Molyneux?
>>66176694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ye_TNP-h_g
>>66171077
>our new queen?
>>66176719
No idea desu
Post her, maybe that's the one
>>66176597
https://www.instagram.com/alterhacker/
there is gril
>>66176870
Is she /x/?
I wasn't thinking about her D:
Well fuck
>>66176870
> aspiring fashion designer
hahahaha...
>>66176835
yeah i'd remember getting BTFO'd that hard too
>>66176916
I ask again, do you mean crazy eyes?
>>66178132
Fuck no
>>66171049
Looks like Winona Ryder's little sister.
>>66178148
Well she's the only girl I would associate with /x/.
Unless you mean /x/-tan.
>>66174298
alterhacker is just creepychan all over again.
whatchu gonna do once she stars in a reality show and gets really famous, huh?
>>66175396
>do goth girls like this even exist anymore?
They do if you look in the right places.
>>66174002
i prefer her big tits if you know what i mean
>>66178273
Go back to my old hipster internet creep waifu
