Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 28
Nights since last BNM: 2
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Will we even get reviews tonight?
-Frank Ocean teases release date for his next album
-Wildflower is out. Thoughts?
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, BadBadNotGood, and The Avalanches.
-/p4k/ forever
avalanches review tonight?
>>66144522
its over, anon. you can stop making these threads. the pitchfork era has passed.
>>66144634
Nah
They've been pretty solid lately
am i the only one who thinks this avalanches album is mediocre as fuck? it'll get an 8.8 btw
>>66144522
This thread stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen, Gustavo Guerra & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Bethany Cosentino, Larkin Grimm, Ke$ha, et al.
>>66144587
8.2 BNM TATTOO THIS
whats getting reviewed tonight
>>66145161
i hope it doesn't get BNM for the terrible rapping
I listened to the new Bat For Lashes album and wasn't that impressed. I don't think they will give it a good score.
>Will we even get reviews tonight?
Million-dollar question at this point.
So AllMusic hasn't updated their new releases list since Friday, so we get the same old boring incomplete chart. Still no Maxwell, no Snoop Dogg, no Avalanches, and no Metronomy. Thanks, Erlewine!
Who's getting it tonight?
fuck america, fuck the fourth of july, and fuck the troops.
pitchfork owns though
>>66146776
do you ever have a hard time figuring out which way is mecca?
>>66146908
>>66146776
Seems like you both have a hard time figuring out how to find your board >>>/pol/
It's gonna be their annual 'overlooked albums of the year so far' thingy tonight. Then tomorrow the Avalanches will becomes the Panvalances and then Maxwell will deservedly get his first BNM. Get comfy everybody.
will pitchfork even review avalanches before its official release? like, it's only on apple music, right? love that album btw
predicting:
Bat for Lashes 7.7
Blink-182 5.9
Maxwell 8.1
>>66147281
>Blink-182 5.9
too high
Anyways, no reviews tonite guys. It's Independence Day! Fuck you, """""""Great""""""" Britain!
9.0 for Avalanches
>>66146776
DON'T TREAD ON ME!
LIVE FREE OR DIE!
GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH!
NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION!
last two digits for Avalanches
>>66147604
Eek
>>66147427
Blink-182 has too much nostalgia appeal for pitchfork to completely ether them
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
LITERALLY NOTHING
NOW GO GET DRUNK AND PLAY WITH FIREWORKS
>>66147686
Did they say they were taking a break? I'm only looking at the latest reviews page
goodnight everyone
don't drink and drive tomorrow
An actual headline on Pitchfork
>Kanye's The Life of Pablo Was an Answer on “Jeopardy!”
>>66147774
>Radiohead has a scarf for sale at their merch table
this is all we get
http://pitchfork.com/features/lists-and-guides/9910-overlooked-albums-2016/
real talk tho listen to EARS if u haven't already it's great
>>66147821
>mfw none of those albums are really that overlooked
>>66147735
it's a National holiday
>>66147088
Called it bitches. Anyhow, the Pinegrove and King albums are really great - listen to them. lol at Swans not even making the overlooked cut.
>>66147902
>it's a National holiday
we got reviews on memorial day weekend.
>>66147967
no one cares about soldiers/veterans/anyone else stupid enough to risk their life for some nebulous concept of "their country"
for the 4th, we get to drink and blow shit up all day under the pretense of that. much more important.
>>66147902
>>mfw none of those albums are really that overlooked
Seriously. Maybe they're overlooked if the only music sites you browse are P4k and Stereogum, but c'mon: Gqom Oh!? Huerco S? Kaytranada? Kaitlyn Aurelia Smith? Leon Vynehall? Steve Gunn? All have been highly praised/lauded/covered etc.
Avalanches will get a 7.9 screencap this.
>>66148203
Tinymixtapes but me on that Huerco S though.
what do yall think of this list they posted
http://pitchfork.com/features/lists-and-guides/9910-overlooked-albums-2016/
>>66148096
>>66148433
He's been hyped up forever.
>>66147821
>>66148610
lol i'm an idiot
