Let's all have a nice giggle lads
>Q: What do you call a beetle with wings?
>A: PAUL MCCARTNEY! (because Beatles member Paul McCartney had another band called Wings afterwards)
>Q: How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
>A: WITH JAM IN! (because he had a song called jammin')
>Q: What do you call a folk singer that steals gardening implements
>A: NICKED RAKE! (because it sounds like Nick Drake)
>Q: Could you tell me the name of the guitarist in Queen?
>A: NO, BUT BRIAN MAY (because Brian May is the name of the man who played guitar in Queen, but it is also a pun, because a man named Brian may be able to answer my original question)
Now hit me with some jokes of your own chums
This man
>>66142462
OOOOOOOOOO FRANKIE SINATRA
>>66142703
As soon as I saw this picture I couldn't stop laughing, I don't even know why.
You don't have to explain every joke you autist. It just ruins it. I'm pretty sure everyone on this board will understand them. I'm surprised your pea-sized brain can even comprehend them.
>>66142703
I don't get it
>>66142762
I don't get it
>>66142768
I don't get it
>>66142778
I don't get it
>>66142703
is that a floating toupee?
>>66142462
Hey, Karl. I really enjoyed rockbusters.
>>66142462
actually lel'd, thank you
>>66142864
Thanks, but I don't know who this Karl chap is. I'm Keith, and I'm from Dudley. Glad you enjoyed it though
>>66142970
No problem mate. Glad to have made you laugh
>>66142462
Q: what's brown and rhymes with 'snoop'?
A: Dr. Dre
Hey, did you hear that David Gilmour and Roger Waters are teaming up for the Future Farmers of America benefit concert? Yeah it's true, David plants and Roger waters.
>>66143245
>>66143298
Haha, I am laughing at these funny jokes. Well done chapss"1!
>>66142703
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this killed me
Desiigner look like he trying to inhale the entire fucking world with that thing
What's the difference between heroin and a child?
Eric Clapton wouldn't let heroin fall out a window.
The Morrissey you the Marr i like you, but That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore.
>>66143757
Cheez
what's the difference between Anthony Fantano and Yukkity Yuk The stretch-marked Rhinoceros?
Somebody's gonna have to pour the other a cup of tea.
(patricians only joke)
